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Joined 11-29-07, id: 1433064, Profile Updated: 09-24-08
Author has written 36 stories for Naruto, Misc. Movies, Peacemaker Kurogane, Book X-overs, Harry Potter, Prince of Tennis, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, and Batman.

they call me the smut queen. is that good?

Any ideas message me. i'll be glad to consider them. weird couples are my forte but unfortunately, i can't write anything good if the idea doesn't inspire me. or if i dislike the couple. (no offense to anyone but if gai or lee is in it, i probably will cringe and delete. but go ahead and send it anyway if the pairing is good i may actually write it) as always thanks and enjoy the smut!

I'd like a few reviews, please..v.v
Reviews for the poor?
Please sir, a review?
OK, so i'm begging does that help?
XD nah just playin'
but i still want those reviews.

I love you peoples, you write wonderfully and you really help peoples like me keep going.

oh so right answers and cool quotes

sex: and plenty of it, thank you!(made by me)

sex is not the answer... i'm serious. sex is the question, the answer is yes.(no clue who made this one)

Random but worth it (made by me)

C: did you know that a guy can never be completely broke?
K: huh?
C: i'm serious. every guy will always have at least a dollar fifty on him at all times!
K: tilts head thinking...lightbulb flashes you're so perverted, C-chan! blushes (made by me)

I like boys...with other boys. (again no clue)

You say pervert like it's a BAD thing! (no clue. again)

Good news! My mom bought herself a new comp so I have more time to gutter the world with smut!

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14478 - Favs: 19,152 - Follows: 16,707 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Butterfly Kisses by super-sailor-saturn39 reviews
Draco wants to find out what's keeping Harry from talking. There's a better summary in Chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,938 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tricks of the Trade by KousukeAsazuki reviews
Everyone knew Ichimaru had his subordinate wrapped around his finger, but Kira was a smart boy. He couldn't serve under someone for as long as he had followed Ichimaru without learning a few tricks of the trade. \\Kira, Gin, and a couple cups of sake//
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
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Batman get his reviews
Joker has captured Batman. What will he do with his fun new toy?
Batman - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
KabuXSasu reviews
kabuto meets sasuke when coming to the village and slowly sheds his darkness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U.
Switchout:Harry's Version reviews
harry and inui switch places. Harry decides to make his own inui juice. what he gets is a very effective very contagious aphrodisiac. Sister story: Switchout: Inui's Version.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Inui S.
Injuries reviews
Tezuka has been injured since freshman year but he's been able to keep the secret, sort of, what happens now, when other people start to take an interest in his arm? And how will he react to Ryoma's attempt to make up for his mistake?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Terry G., E. Ryoma
Switchout: Hogwarts version reviews
Harry and inui switch places. inui juice is unleashed on hogwarts. Sister story: Switchout: harry's version.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Harry P., Inui S.
On Your Knees reviews
Ciel is growing older and his ideas on sex are changing, his amusement at the idea of having Sebastian on his knees has not. he soon realizes it does not have to be only an idea, he can have Sebastian on his knees
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
How Naruto Became Hokage reviews
Naruto has interesting ideas about how to use a new type of ramen. we'll get to him being hokage later in the story XD after all you've GOT to see how he does it XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sai, Naruto U.
UKe: A HinataXAnko Story reviews
a yuri with dom hinata and sub anko. Strange isn't it? Wanna see how it works you'll have to read. and i'd love reviews on my first yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Hinata H., Anko M.
Butterfly Effect: An HPXSS Story reviews
harry goes into the past and has a little fun sex while teaching the marauders and snape to get along. things are totally changed when he goes back. Snape slash?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,844 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Capture: An UryuXToshirou Story reviews
Uryu ishida meets up with a weaponless hitsugaya toushiro and cannot help but take advantage of his unprotected self.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Uryuu I., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Married Life reviews
this started out as a shikaino with a gay shika and became what you see i'm thinking of having shika on a spy mission going spy vs. spy against kabuto eventually tell me what you think k? i may just like your idea.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Shikamaru N., Kabuto Y.
KabuXKaka reviews
Kakashi chases Kabuto after Kabuto tries to kill Sasuke with unexpected results. i'm not sure if this still qualifies as a kabuxkaka story but that's how it started out even though it seems more like a kakaxiru story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
All in Good Time reviews
Gaara accidently summons a time demon while spending time alone with naruto and a fiasco unfolds will gaara figure it out in time to save himself and his beloved? i think this will end here. the buyer only paid a small part of the commission fee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Mission of 1,000 Miles: SaixNaru reviews
the genin of the new group seven go on a long mission where sai works his ways on naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday,Dan reviews
Dan gets a wonderful birthday gift.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2008 - E. Ryoma, Dan T. - Complete
SSXHP Crackfic reviews
ummm this was supposed to be a story where Severus tried to make Harry admit to being a death eater. this is what came of it @.@ don't bother asking me how
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Freedom: A GenmaXNeji Story reviews
neji doesn't like what genma tells him after his match with Naruto so he confronts him and gets a much m,ore thorough 'lecture' before he decides he agrees after all
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Genma S., Neji H. - Complete
Basics of water reviews
suigetsu gets taught a lesson he won't soon forget. a yahikoxsuigetsu story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Mine to Take reviews
Haya is captured, chained up and at Sai's mercy while Sai settles in to enjoy himself. it doesn't seem to popular with only 1 review T-T if i get more i may work on it again kays?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sai, Hayate G.
Skydiving With Deidara: A DeigaraAXGaara Story reviews
Dei taskes gaara for a joy ride on his clay birdie. then lets gaara take a joy ride on him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Deidara, Gaara - Complete
Exhaustion: A ShikamaruXNaruto Story reviews
shikamaru isn't lazy. he just saves his energy for more important things like escaping fangirls/guys and going on missions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Dirty Cop reviews
a dirty cop busts a club and takes a pet. co-written by kou
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Reason Why I Blush: A SasukeXHinata Story reviews
so, why does hinata blush around naruto? it's not what you think *winks* read and discover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Etiquette of Revenge reviews
Harry uses Draco to teach Snape a lesson on the etiquette of revenge!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
KabuXShika reviews
Kabuto kidnaps shikamaru to test his bloodline and learns more than he expected
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Kabuto Y., Shikamaru N.
Possession: An InoIrukaXKakashi Story reviews
Ino takes Iruka's body for a spin. The ultimate fangirl experience to be a male when he's having sex XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Ino Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
Extra Credit: A TentenXIruka Story reviews
Ten-ten's not happy with the grade she got on the last test. She decides to get a little 'extra credit' from Iruka. warning: rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Tenten, Iruka U. - Complete
Masochist: A KakaXAnko story reviews
so: picture this. Kakashi's a masochist. he hides his wounds beneath that mask and his clothes. and everytime he gerts hurt in battle he has to find anko to soothe his 'need'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Reimbursement: A ShikaIno Story reviews
Ino is constantly leaving her body under Shikamaru's protection. What happens when he decides he deserves a little reimbursement? Oneshot. warning: rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Why? A KakaXKure story reviews
Kakashi and Kurenai only want to be with each other. so why can't they seem to get any time to themselves?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
BOREDOM reviews
Boredom runs rampant among the team leaders while the Genin take the Academy students on a field exercise. Kakashi suggests something to spice things up. Threesome. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kurenai Y., Asuma S. - Complete
Addicted to Candy reviews
Hijikata takes advantage od Soji's addiction to sweets and gets something sweet in return. SojiKata. Oneshot.
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
I need you reviews
soji's kidnapped by a boy who needs his help. he agrees to protect him and takes him to the shinsengumi.
Peacemaker Kurogane - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
IdateXIruka reviews
idate returns to konoha. he meets iruka on his way to meet his brother and hinata overhears their encounter. she takes matters into her own hands. pervy and dominant hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Hinata H., Iruka U. - Complete
KakuzuXIzumo and Kotetsu reviews
Sai tells a story about what happens at the mercy of Kakuzu. XD you know you're curious. go ahead. enjoy. inspired directly from kotetsu's bio.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Kotetsu H. - Complete
ChoujiXIdate reviews
Idate wants a casual sex relationship, but can he deal with the emotions his partners find?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Chōji A. - Complete