Huntress Dream
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Joined 11-29-07, id: 1433211, Profile Updated: 02-10-11
Author has written 2 stories for Forgotten Realms, and Egyptian Mythology.

I'm redoing my stories again, thank you for reading.

"I don't want many things just a chance to spread my wings. I Don't know what the future brings but I want to be there" – Phenomenon by Threshold

Take everything one step at a time, have patience with your self and rest when you are supposed to rest," and he turned serious again, "and most importantly never let your emotions guide you, let them strengthen you and motivate you but a decision made on solely on emotions such as hate, anger, jealousy, greed and vengeance is a poor decision and in the end will only lead to suffering."-son of whirlpool

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your siggy and add your name to the ever growing list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom,dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, WolfofDoom, Mizu-Kitsune10,Zane34, Huntress Dream

If you have been yelled at because of being in the computer too long (I have), you know what to do.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naruto, Zane34, Huntress Dream

85 percent of writers that do Naruto fanfiction either hate fangirls, or hates Sasuke. If you are part of that 15 percent that hates both, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KyuubiWindscar, Takaiteishu Naruto, Zane34, Huntress Dream

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

I like writing and thought I'd try my hand at it. I mean shit if it sucks it sucks, but if it happens to be good...(shrugs)...its good. But what eva Enjoy!

For Women Only!

The wisdom of women

Bitches are aggressive, assertive, domineering, overbearing, strong-minded, spiteful, hostile, direct, blunt, candid, obnoxious, think-skinned, hard-headed, vicious, dogmatic, competent,competitive, pushy, loud-mouthed, independent, stubborn, demanding, manipulative, egoistic, driven, achieving, overwhelming, threatening, scary, ambition, tough, brassy, masculine, boisterous, and turbulent. Among other things...

It is generally agreed that a Bitch is aggressive and there fore (ahem) unfeminine, but she may be sexy, in which case becauses a Bitch Goddess.

Bitching should be left to those who do it properly, who have perfected the art form over the years: women and gay men.

~Quotes of Wisdom~

Tell enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

Women who are possessive are embarrassing and evil.

Life's a bitch...Until it kills you.

I'm not bossy...Men just need to told what to do.

It takes a good girl to do bad things.

The important things in life are love, sex, death, and the avoidance of humiliation.

Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

Every paradise has a serpent.

Life doesn't arrange stories with happy endings anymore.

Life's not fair. Neither is the orgasm.

Expect the worse and you won't be disappointed.

Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black.

Never leave the one you love for the one you like; cause the one you like will leave you for the one you love.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Why should you care for the one you love when they don't love you back.

You make you own luck in this game.

I very much like workin with young people, because they're cunning. They grab what you've got.

I don't exist well in a confined state.

Lead me not into temptation; I can do that myself.

You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do.

Do not wait for leader; do it alone, person to person.

Life is about chasing after the things you truly think are worth it, even If they don't happend. I'd rather have nothing but knowI didn't settle for somethingI didn't want.

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it experience.

To call her bitchy is to over-praise her, because bitchiness entails some wit and brio, where as Edwina Edwins just has a dull, knee-jerk contempt for everyone in her path.

Be divinely, hysterically, insanely malevolent.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have the time.

I may be a Bitch! But I'm the pick of the litter.

I like your APPROACH, now lets see your DEPARTURE.

Erotic, Exotic, and a little psychotic.

Sticks and Stones may break my bones...BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME.

I'm not arrogant; I'm just a whole lot better than you.

There are sixkinds of men in the world that women can't do without:1) A Doctor because he says "Take Off Your Cloths." 2) Is A Dentist cause he says "Open real wide." 3)Is the Milk Man cause he says "Bring it to the rear." 4) Is the Beautican, he says "Do you want me to teeth it or blow it?" 5) Is the Interer-Decatrator cause once he gets it in you'll love it.And 6) Is the Banker. You put it into soon; your going to lose it.

Their are four kinds of animals that every woman wants...A tiger, in her bedroom. A Monkey in her closet. A Jaugar in her garage. And a JackAss to pay for it all.

My secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time: ONE COOKING; ONE CLEANING.

You've been a NAUGHTY boy. Go to my ROOM...

I'm so great I'm jealous of MYSELF.

I'm BUSY...Your UGLY...Have a nice day.

Keep trying you'll never be as cute as me..

I don't have PMS...I'm just NATURALLY BITCHY.

Ex-Husband in Trunk.

CAUTION: I GO FROM ZERO TO BITCH IN 3.5 SECONDS.

It's not the LENGTH & it's not the SIZE...it HOW MANY TIMES you can make it RISE!

I'm a real UP person, FEDUP, MIXEDUP, & MESSEDUP.

I'll Shop! I'll Buy! In DEBT I Will DIE!

Most Men are PROOF that EVOLUTION can go in REVERSE.

I'll shop. I'll Buy indebt I'll die.

Never let a man in your house; never apologize, never give reason, and never explain your actions.

Never make someone your everything; cause when there gone you've got nothing.

You can't afford me.

You're dealing with a chic and sexy professional woman, PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

My only domestic quality is that I live in a house.

No house, no car, no job, NO CHANCE.

You love me; The world does revolves around me.

Please put all question into the form of a compliement.

Life. Get One.

It's all about ME. Deal with it.

I'm not spoiled. I deserve all my stuff.

Hating you makes me all warm inside.

I might like you better If you shut up once in a while.

You made me throw up a little.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Ok. I'm perfect. Now stop staring.

Don't make me open a can of pout.

Nobody ever suspects me.

So beautiful to look at. So easy to annoy.

Like I need your approval.

Nobody's perfect I'm as close as it gets.

Let's be friends. I'd like a dumb friend.

Okay, this some shit dat happened to me in skool; 12/18/07. My classmate is this dude, Corey: Isn't it the woman's job to feed her man. Me: Isn't it the man's job to supple the money and food in order for the woman to feed her man. Corey: Shit; I ain't never heard of dat! Me: That Corey; is because your a man of the 21st centery and that law no longer applies to ya.

Batman hits Catwoman: How could you! I'm a WOMAN! Batman looks surprised: I'm sor- Catwoman kicks him in the gut: As I was sayin...I'm a woman and can't be takin for granted. Batman stumbles to the edge of the building and Catwoman hits him and he fall over. As he fall Catwoman uses her whip to catch him and says: Life's a bitch! And Now I'm that bitch!

Lightning don't strike the same place twice, When you and I said goodbye I felt the angels cry, true love’s a gift. We let it drift, In a storm every night
I feel the angels cry, can our love be revived? Bring it back and we gon' make it right-Mariah & Neyo

They say if you love something you've got to let it go an if it come back then it means so much more, but if it never does at least you will know that it was something you had to go through to grow.-Heather Headley (far as i know)

Dreamers never make the dream come true.-Cinderella

"A champion is someone who gets up, even when they can't"
- Natalie Roger

"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it."
-General Dwight D. Eisenhower

Veni, Vedi, Vici (I came, I saw, I conquered)
--Julius Caesar--

Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much.
--Oscar Wilde--

"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking."
- General George Patton Jr

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
- General George Patton Jr

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way."
- General George Patton

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Hunted by Alti'uin reviews
What if Lolth had been in love? Who would she ever consider worthy of her, if not another Immortal? But what if he hadn't loved her? And what does any of this have to do with Drizzt Do'Urden? On Hold - Rewritten version currently being worked on.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,615 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Drizzt D.
Avatar of a Thundercat by shiro-wolfman-k reviews
Magic has created a new magical being for the world meant to live in symbiosis with magicals, by mere coincidence Harry Potter ends with said creature that now insist in the need to spawn it's kind for the sake of the whole world. H/L/Hr NOT A CROSSOVER
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,619 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L., Hermione G.
Naruto the New Guardian by Zane34 reviews
Naruto is now being trained by the Legendary Guardian Medivh, what impact will this have on both worlds? Naruto/World of Warcraft Crossover
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 89,257 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Oriental Philosophy by Fiori75 reviews
Martial Arts. Two words that mean so many things, but above all it is the drive to better ones self, physically and spiritually, it is an ever distant journey to perfection. What would happen when a small green eyed child with a destiny far greater than even he knew enters this seen yet unseen world? Adventure, magic, love? And it's all due his cousin's past as a spoiled brat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,638 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Dudley D.
Chronicles: Otherworld by JFalcon reviews
Betrayal lurks around every corner in Menzoberranzan. As one house plots for power one daughter plots against her mother to take the mantle of Matron. But where would that leave her siblings? Sequel to The Noble Mercenary.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006
Kagome's Sojourn by foxelemental reviews
This is a forgotten realms/inuyasha cross. I will be fallowing the book Sojourn quite closely. So you don't have to have read the book but it would help that being said enjoy the story on a side note I am bad at summaries sorry
Crossover - Inuyasha & Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Kagome H., Drizzt D.
True Awakening by Talonwings reviews
What happens when a human is suddenly spirited away from her home to the underground metropolis of Menzoberranzan? Join her as she struggles to stay alive amidst the ambitious and power-hungry drow race. Canon characters & dialogue are NOT MINE
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,808 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Drizzt D.
Ignited by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry Potter stumbles across an unexpected source of magic that sends him careening onto a foreign planet. CROSSOVER SLASH Harry/Sephiroth
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,635 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sephiroth - Complete
With a Little Help From My Friends by teacherbev reviews
When Hagrid brought Harry to Diagon Alley, someone noticed something odd about the child and vowed to solve the mystery...with a little help from his friends. No Slash/ Mentor story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,826 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P., Bill W.
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 4,277 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Strange Twist by Swolio reviews
Harry is in for a wild ride. What would happen if he took the dog from Magnolia Crescent with him on the Knight Bus and left the Dursley's earlier? Were about to find out. UNDERGOING REVISION! CHAPTER 1 & 2 ARE READY TO BE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,803 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P.
The Road Less Taken by EygptianFireFly reviews
The International Federation of Wizarding Worlds occupies Brittan. Their belief: if the Ministry of Magic is corrupt, and the MoM influences Hogwarts, then Hogwarts is corrupted. If that happens, where will Harry go? How will it change him? pseudo-slash. - permanent hiatus, in case you couldn't tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,981 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., OC
The Noble Mercenary by JFalcon reviews
A story of lust, assassination, warfare, betrayal, and it's only the beginning! Now Dinin Do'Urden must attempt to save the Spider Queen's prized Menzoberranzan from followers of the Lady of Loss! [Finished]
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,045 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Dinin D. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4324 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
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The Feminine Fatality: Stray reviews
She thought with her death it would mean the end. A chance to be at peace. But another has some thing else in mind, given a gift. It's brought new life and a chance at freedom, but at what cost...?
Crossover - Forgotten Realms & Egyptian Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Vierna D.
Lust Undefined reviews
Demon Queen of the Abyss,responsible for the nature, customs, laws and survival of the drow race and society. A cruel, capricious goddess who maintains her absolute rule by destroying all who oppose her way, but she wants him, Lolth's will be damned!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Vierna D., Drizzt D.