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Joined 11-29-07, id: 1433216, Profile Updated: 12-19-07
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Only in America...

does pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance; there are handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink; do people order double cheeseburgers, a large fries, and a diet coke; do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the desk;. do we leave our cars, worth thousands of dollars, in the driveway, and our useless junk in the garage; do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight;. do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well. In latin: 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures';. do we have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering.

~Have You Ever~
Gone on a blind date?no:
Flown in an airplane?:yes
Thrown up on an airplane?:no
Peed in the shower?:yes
Peed your pants after you hit double digits?: idk and idc

Enjoyed Shakespeare?:suprisingly, yes

Been to the opera?:no
Streaked?:???

Seen a streaker?:???

Been mooned?:yes

Mooned someone?:yes a long time ago. when i was immature not that i am mature now but... never mind

Flipped someone off?:yes
Been in a fist fight?:yes, and i was way outnumbered by still won

Been drunk?:no
Had alcohol poisoning?:no
Been walked in on while you’re naked?:yes sadly

Slept in a snowbank?:no
Made a snow angel?:yes
Lost any teeth?:yes
Been in the hospital?:as in overnight stay? negative

Been in a major accident?no:
Burnt yourself?:yeah

Passed out?:i think. i dont really remember falling till i hit the ground so yeah i guess

Watched a soap opera you didn’t understand?: dont watch soap operas, their stupid
Prank called 911?:no
Made fun of emos?:yes
Acted like an emo, just to see what it’s like?:no
Cheated on a test?:no
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?:no
Lied to get out of trouble?:yes
Started a fire? not really but i can make the fire on my stove get bigger but putting water on it. ironic huh?

Roasted a marshmallow?:yes
Set a marshmallow on fire?:yes many times .

–How many times? see above
Wanted to drop out of school?:no
–Did you?: no

~Randoms~
Are you single or dating?:single
If single…do you like anyone?no:
–If so, who?:no
–Why?:no
–Do you have a chance with them?:no
If taken…who?:no
–How long?:no
–Are you happy?: im happy wihtout a boyfirend
Why are you taking this survey?: felt like stealing from mary's profile

Your school colours?: orange and black
What are your views on capital punishment?: well my religion says no, but if some psycomaniac killed my family or friends i would believe other wise

–Nuclear weapons?: THEY ARE SO COOL. but not the radioactivity effects just the explosion
–Euthanasia?: if i lose total muscle control and lie there day after day unable to move but can eventually going crazy from lying there all day thinking then yes i would want someone to put me out of my psycotic misery that could keep the whole wordly psyciatric business busy forever

–The Canadian government?: no opinion
–The American government?: hate democrats and hilary clinton and if she gets in office i am moving to australia

–The European Union?: no opinion
–The UN?:no opinion
–Can you tell me who the Secretary-General of the UN is?:no
What are you wearing right now?: jeans, apollo 13 t shirt and athletic pants

–Any particular reason why?: because it was the first clean thing i saw this morning

What was the last thing you ate?:some alfredo

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?: why would i want to be a piece of wax that snot nose kindergardeners use to make a piece of paper colorful

How are you feeling today?: fine
How many keys are on your keychain?: 1

–What are they for?:house
What does the room you’re in look like?: blue w/ a lot of postersand magazine articles

–Do you like the room?: yes
Do you own an iPod?: yes
–If yes, what kind?:first generation nano with an LSU cover

Do you wear glasses or contacts?: glasses
What’s your view on laser eye surgery?: if it gets me into the Navy's fighter pilot program

–Would you ever consider it?:see above

Weirdest thing about your parents:idk
What did you do this weekend?:christmas shopping and school projects
–Was it enjoyable?:i guess
What..’s your greatest fear?:failure
Your greatest strength?:in sports- i am easily underestimated

What country do you fear the most: no one fears countyrs, just the people in them
Have you ever been in a third-world country?: no unless mexico is one
–Would you ever want to live in one?:no
What song do you have stuck in your head right now?: nothing

Will poverty ever end?:wouldnt count on it
–Why or why not?:becuase a lot of people dont wanna work but just live of of the people who do(ever wonder where tax money goes?)

Will we destroy our own planet?:yes
–How?nucs
Man–inherently good, or inherently evil?: evil

Think about this- If we kept our outdoors enviroment as clean as all women strive to keep their houses, just think how much better this earth would look.

ok, seriously guys, I wanna who had the idea of bending down in front of a cow and squeezing the pink flappy things under it to see what comes out , the DRINKING whatever crap comes out!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid Typical Stereotypes:

If you would rather read than watch TV you are a nerd.

If you make straigh As you are a nerd.

If you are a girl who doesn't particularly care about designer crap you aren't normal.

If you are a girl who likes to hug you best friend (who happens to also be a girl) you are homosexual.

(oh and one of my favorites) If you are a teenager you are a backtalking drug addict who dresses revealingand/or trashy.

you think that fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this onto your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you ever wondered who the HELL came up with the idea of bending in front of a cow and squeezing the flappy pink things under it to see if something comes out and DRINKING whatever crap comes out, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever tried to walk up stairs with your leg asleep put this in your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you ever wondered why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever danced in the middle of the street copy this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

I hate britney, yes I do! I hate britney, how 'bout you! If you hate britney spears almost as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile!

you hate Miley cyrus with a passion, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Well we don’t heav a glass door but I did run into the regular one)

If you ever dream of hot guys from books coming to your school and all the girls in your class go crazy copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish your whole class liked the same books as you copy and paste this into your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have copyied and pasted something, then later you did again without realising you already had it so now you have it twice or more copy and paste this into your profile! then later, paste it again! If this didnt make sense to you also copy and paste it into your profile!

If you talk about your favourite book and pairings with your friends/family and they havent read the book so they dont know what your on about and think your crazy, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like these profile things, but dislike chainletters, put this in your profile.

If you have ever thrown objects because of what a fictional character has done, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink
and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when teachers say "Can i get some guy to carry this" because they never ask girls to volenteer coppy and paste this into your profile.

you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

If one of your friends says "YO' MOM!" or "Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT!" constantly, copy this onto your profile!

If you think Tellytubbies are evil brainwashing nasties and want to take over the world, put this in your profile

If you make random animal noises in peoples faces for the sake of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a bathroom that has 2 exits, and stared squeeing/gigling/were very happy because it is like the bathroom Bella was in in Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Arwen should haev just listened and gone to the undying lands liek everyone told her to ,so that Aragorn could be yours copy and paste this inot your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there was a "Wathc your step" sign because you were tooo busy reading the sign to actually watch your step, copy na dpaste this to your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile. (I was on vactaion for a week and for the week afterward, my computer was acting wierd and wouldnt let me on ff)

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.(It was the plle on the volleyball net)

Nerds control computers. Computers will one day rule the universe. Thus, nerds will someday rule the universe. If you're a proud nerd, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!

If you ever messed something up on purpose while playing telephone copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is in a never ending state of change, copy and past this onto your profile

If you absolutly adore cliff hangers and suspensful stuff like that copy and paste this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, copy this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you hate onions on pizza, copy/paste this in your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile. (, my profile is over 6,000 words long, almost as long as my whole story)

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stck your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a dream about running around in your backyard naked, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have enough of a sick mind that you can find an innuendo in anything, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have every been in a website that is rated T when your only ten copy and paste this to your profile.

2) If you think Sims game can sometimes be disgusting copy and paste this to your profile.

3) If you're feeling happy copy and paste this to your profile

5) if you're dissapointed that you didn't get to copy and paste number 4 at 8:55 copy and paste this to your profile.

9) Have you ever read a book that is VERY bad? If yes copy and paste this to your profile.

10) If you don't like certain classic stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile. (It says obsessed, but it does not actually stae how you are obsessed with them. For eample, I am obsessed with 21 male characters, becasue they are hot, however, Some characters i am obssessed with in a way that would mean i want to be them.)

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love werewolves, copy this into your profile!!!!!!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rock 'n' roll's still alive! It will never be replaced by hip-hop and rap no matter how much those guys try to convince us they're better! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile for the sake of rock 'n' rollers like me!

If you think that the goverment should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile’

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you are fed up wiht all this "politically correct" BS, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you ever wondered why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being in love is overrated, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile

If you dont drink (alcohol) because you think people who get REALLY drunk smell like they have been sleeping in their own piss then copy this to your profile

If you think boys wearing pink is dumb, copy this into your profile.

If you would rather wear dorky rainbow suspenders for the rest of your life and keep your individuality than be cool for a week and being a clone of fashion magazines for the rest of your life, paste this into your profile.

If you support inter-racial marriages, copy this into your profile.

If you think we should go bother Snape, copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know more about Harry Potter than American History.

(ok, so maybe i know more about eggo waffles, then American History, so what? Also, I probably know more about the History of Middle Earth then American history, even though i hadnt read or watched any of lotr until this week.)

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

If your pyschoneurotically disturbed or don't know what it means, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile. (

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

you hate High School Musical, copy this into your profile

If you have been called a fangirl/boy of anything or anyone, copy this into your profile

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish to join the KILL THE EMPIRE cult and be uber cool, copy this into your profile with the message "I am in the KILL THE EMPIRE cult"

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

You shalt paste this in your profile, and not question the lisp of the accent that is being poorly ridiculed.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpies count too!

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If you have ever tried to gulp down a 2 liter of coke or such, and choked yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

Quitters never win, winners never quit, and those you never quit but never win are idiots. copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you believe pollution should be punishable by death put this on your page!

If you think Hannah Montana Cant really sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Eragion movie was horrible, that the book was WAY better, and that the person who wrote the script should be tortured in some horrid manner (use your imagination), copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to the list; Akira'kitana, kalyn19, plungers-rock-my-socks.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', Temari from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone ourside in shorts when it's snowing, Copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever misspelled "the" on either your keyboard, or a paper, or both, copy and paste this into your profile. (Written by Kohroxmysox)

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.


If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outragous stifled laughterand had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.

-If you have ever sat one the computer for at least ten hours just reading fan-fictions, paste this into your profile

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are of the personal opinon that Erik is God's gift to all womankind, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your proflie

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! (got hit in the head with the 4th Harry Potter book for it)

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think Murtagh is gods gift to women then copy this onto your profile

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.You shalt paste this in your profile.

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now

(if you ahve to flame me, at least have the guts to sign your name. I hate anonomous flames. Signed flames dont bother me. Anonomous flames do becasue it means there is one more person out there in this world who is to pathetic to send a flame that is signed with a username and is to people you will never meet)

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a Pirate!)

If you sit at home and shout at your pet to make you some lunch, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on a book character(s) copy and post this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading copy and paste this on your profile

If you are not pregnant, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile. (well maybe i jumped)

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile.

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you thought that the Eragon Movie really sucked beacause it was hardly like the book, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! (freaking caps lock...)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you forget to update your stories because you are to busy making your profile beautiful copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADD is Automatic Death Disorder
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
I have them all! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!!!!

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile

If you love Evanescence, copy this into your profile

If you've ever danced in the middle of the street copy this into your profile

If you think that anyone who ships Harmony needs a lobotomy, copy this into your profile.

if your single then paste this in your profile

if youve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

f you like sitting/standing on top of things because your vertically challenged copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't ...if you understood this then copy&paste this into your profile,

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

(longer then my whole 10 chapter story)

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you have ever run into a sliding glass door because you didn't see it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been asked if you forgot to your meds, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

. If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever lughed so hard that you cried and/or peed your pants, copy and paste this into your profile.

~HELP i'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!~
If you found that amusing, paste it into your profile

If you think poking the Phillsbury Dough Boy in the stomach is creepy, paste this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

.We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

!RACISM IS WRONG

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

( o o ) = ( o o )

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

my comment: not that the bunnies are better than the llamas. just third best!

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would proudly be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. my comment:wrong! llamas will rule the universe!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

though someone did read my story and tell me i must be on crack

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Mei Fire, Happy-Hippy, MavisClone101, PerfectionIsInTheEyes, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, plungers-rock-my-socks.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (MY Comment: Didnt you all know, i despise fanfic and am only on this site to achive world domination).

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade princess 815, plungers-rock-my-socks.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (Eh, I do that all the time)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

For some reason, 68 percent of the Phangirl population thinks Christine should have gone with Erik. If you're part of the intelligent 32 percent who thinks she should have just fallen in a hole and died, sparing Erik the painful of living with her, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: MyMindIsMyDarkSanctuary, Phantomofthebasket, BlackTippedRose, PhantomPenguin, dark-hearted rose, phantomphan1992, pirate-of-the-opera, plungers-rock-my-socks.

If you think Raoul should die, and would push him into a hole so he would, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Mizu Tenshi Aichaku, phantomphan1992 (not really, but I just HAD to repost this one), pirate-of-the-opera, plungers-rock-my-socks.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Ever get the urge to burst out into song randomly? If you have, and you actually DID sing, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (ex. Poseidon, when the wave crashed into the ship...)

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you think that siblings were born to annoy, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have a thing for pasting things on your profile, paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, plungers-rock-my-socks

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary.

I support the rights of same-sex marriages, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, plungers-rockmy-socks.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (and Volturi, and Aro)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when you buy a plunger, to play with and you name it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (more like in my ipod)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser

~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Alice, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know you are the same hight as a character in one of your favorite books, copy this in to your profile. (Bella Swan from Twilight New Moon adn eclipse 5'4".)

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever eaten something in a posh restaurant and it was so nasty, you spat it out right in front of everyone.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have talked in your sleep without knowing until someone tells you the next day.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fell over in public and had people laugh at you.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mom" by accident and it isn't your mom.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you support gay marriage.

Copy and paste this into you profile if you support the death penalty.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you support abortion.

if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what I'm talking about when I say OMC insted of OMG, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you're a fast runner...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the name of the Hogwarts Care of Magical Creatures teacher/Gamekeeper before Hagrid, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

f you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If people say “I know no one read anything but the top of profiles so I will put the important stuff up here” and you think “I only read the copy and pastes” caopy and paste this into your profile

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' If you believe this, copy it into your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command, copy this onto your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile

If you belive that half of what you say/write/think dosen't come out right and is complete stupidity copy and paste this inot your profile.

If oyu are one of those people who will repeatedly hit the 'go' button when trying to make something work and scream at the computer in frustration when it dosen't work copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories paste this into your profile. (though i dont think there is anything wrong with this, I was sugar high when I started my story)

If you think that all birds are messengers from hell, and that they all must die (GWA-HA-HA), copy this into your profile.

This may piss some people of as they start reading it, but you need to read to the end to get what I'm really supporting here...
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

PLEASE PLEASE READ WHAT IS UNDER THIS!!!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to stop it.

QUOTES

some want a happy ending... I just want a story~

~ I'm not beautiful like you... I'm beautiful like me ~

~Love is the slowest form of suicide~

I'm not perfect, my hair doesn't always stay in place, I spill a lot of
things and I'm pretty clumsy. But when I think about it & take a step
back... I remember how amazing my life truly is & that maybe... I like
being imperfect~

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'

The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he
is Satan. It's all very simple:
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan.

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common woodscrews, can make a
child look like a deer

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it

You say I'm not cool. I'm OK with that. Cool is a similar form of cold, and if you aren't cold, you're hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person; think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult

You have enimes? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

"Nobody likes a bone but a dog"

.A woman's place is in the House... or the Senate.

An English professor wrote on the blackboard: Punctuate this sentence: 'Woman without her man is nothing'. The men wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is nothing.' All the women wrote: 'Woman! Without her, man is nothing.'

Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.

Grow your own Dope. Plant a man.

Here's to the men that we love, and here's to the men that love us, But the men that we love, Aren't the men that love us, So to hell with the men. Here's to us!

How do you know that a man has done something wrong? For once he does everything right. - Stephanie Di Cioccio

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

I have always wondered why men never or seldom help women work in the kitchen, but when it comes to cooking with a barbecue outdoors, men quickly grab the opportunity. Then it hit me - Men are less evolved.

never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli

said to my wife, "You know, if I had brains I'd be dangerous." She said, "If you had brains you'd be a woman."

Men have dogs because they want a best friend dumber than they are. Women want that too, but they already have men. -Bill Engvall

Men! They sweep you off your feet then try to hand you the broom!

Men are like Roses, Watch Out For The Pricks

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage. - Lazarus Long

Never chase after a man or a train - another one will always come along.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger

Notice to Thieves: This car is like my husband - not worth stealing.

Tell a man there are a billion stars in the sky and he will believe you. Tell him there is wet paint on the bench and he will have to touch it to be sure.

The average woman prefers beauty over brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

The difference between men and women is that women are complex and men are simple. It took me a while to figure this out. I kept asking my husband if he thought he could do this or that, to no avail. Then I figured out what the problem was: every sentence started with 'Do you think'!

The difference between women and men is that women love their children. They know everything about them, including birthdays, allergies, likes and dislikes. Men are vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. - Dave Barry

The more I learn about guys, the more I wish I were gay.

The perfect man: smokes not, drinks not, flirts not, exists not.

The smartest thing a man can say starts with, 'My wife says...'

There are easier things in life than finding a good man... like nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works

A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

A rose by any other name would still attract aphids.

A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.

A self-addressed envelope would be addressed 'envelope'.

Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead.

As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet.

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place.

Fear not my insanity, fear the mind it protects.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

google and you shall receive.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing their idiot (re: George W. Bush)

If I overtake you... you should be embarrased - Seen on the back of a camper van

Don't follow me, I'm lost too...

Fur is more actively protested than leather 'cause its easier to harrass rich women than biker gangs.

Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD

Rehab is for quitters.

Hozone: The area over by 6th street.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Warning: Spelling errors in this message are the product of a poor school system. Pay teachures more than athletes.

And now for one of those stupid online survey things

1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it

I have a scar on my head from where i dropped an iron stocking holder on it

2. What is on the walls in your room?

lots of posters and newspaper and other stuff: Navy, LSU, Saints etc.

3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?

no but people tell me i sleep with my eyes partly open

4. What type of music do you listen to?
lots of diffferent types

5.Do you know what time you were born?
around 8 or 9 am

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
LSU to go to theBCS National Championship Game.

7. What do you miss?

JaMarcus Russell being LSU QB...no offense toFlynn but JaMarcus is better

8. What is your most prized possession?
Idk

9. How tall are you?
about 4' 9"

10. Do you get Claustrophobic?
sometimes

11. Are you afraid of the dark?

sometimes i like it and sometimes it freaks me out

12. Who was the last person who made you cry?
uh... i dont remember

13. What is your favorite perfume?

hate perfume

14. What kind of hair color/eye color you like in boys?

see the Leo DiCaprio in Titanic or modern day Romeo & Juliet

15. Where do you see yourself being proposed to?

I dont know

16. Coffee or energy drink?
Coffee

17. What is your favorite pizza toping?
cheese and lots of it

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
an Outback filet mignon

20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?

like the crackers? or actuall fish? - the crackers yes, i loike them very much

21. What was the most meaningful girt you’ve gotten?
um... I dunno

22. Do you like anybody?
doyou mean real people? then no

23. Are you double jointed?

no

24. Favorite clothing brand?
I dont care, my opinion of shoping is that is a form of cruel and unusual punishment brought straight form hell. So my mehtod of shopping has been 1. Go into store. 2. find 1 pair of pants, try it on. 3. If it dosent fit go up or down in size. Dont try on neew size. Once i have found pant that fit buy 5 pairs in various colors. 6. Pay and leave as quickly as possible

26. Do you have any pets?
1dog 1 cat3 turtles

27. What kind is it?
see #26

28. Would you fall in love knowing the person is leaving?
no that's just stupid

29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?
idk

30. Say a number 1 to 100
8 (Trindon Holiday's number)

31. Blondes or brunettes?
i dont care

32. What is the one number you call the most?
I don't call, i text

33. What annoys you the most?

football "fans" who say that LSU sucks and their team is awesome yet they don't know the slightest thing about football much less their team

34. Have you ever been out of the US?
yeah Mexico

35. Your weaknesses?
talking football- i don't know if you'd call that a weakness but when italk to my guy friend who talks football we never shut up about the subject.

36. Have you met anyone famous?
yes

37. First job?
babysitting

38. Ever done a prank call?
yeah

41.What were you doing before you filled this out?
copying and pasteing from my friend's profile

40. Have you ever had surgery?

yeah

42. What do you get complimented the most about?
uh... i dont know

43. Have you ever had braces?
yup

44. What do you want for your birthday?
to meet Trindon Holiday. in reality, anything LSU

45. How many kids do you want?

3 or 4
46. Were you named after anyone?
negative

47. Do you wish on stars?
sometimes

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Herbal Escences

50. Do you like your handwriting?
i really dont care

51. What is your favorite lunch meat?
turkey

52. Any bad habits?
yeah i guess.

53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have?
i dunno

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

Yeah!

56. Do looks matter?
no

57. How do you release anger?
sleep

58 What was your favorite toy as a child?
my dolly named dolly

60. Where is your second home?
my friend Jen's house

61. How many numbers are in your cell phone?
i dont know and i am not gonna waste time counting

62.Were you a fan of barney as a child?

yeah
63. Do you use sarcasm?

just a tad. there's some sarcasm for ya

64. What's your favorite line from a movie?

I have way to many favorite lines to list here, it would be easier to say to look at my list of favorite movies, look up there scripts and read tehm
65. What do you look for in a guy?

idk

66. What are your nicknames?
Keiland. I have a Keiland Williams (LSU running back- 2nd or 3rd string) jersey so my uncle calls me Keiland

67. Who is your favorite singer?
uhhhhh i have no idea

68. What is your favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say? why would i have a globe

2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. Which book is it,and what does it say?glimpsed

3.What can you hear right now? my compy running

4.Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself: Closest to me physically? Do book characters count? Here goes... Hi Harry! How come you got a letter to Hogwarts and I didn't? Harry: Cuz... I dunno. you could ask Dumbledore but he's dead. Sorry.

5.Turn on the T.V. What show is on? a walmart commercial

6.Type your name with your elbow. lauren

7.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I updated my profile.

8.Stand up. Close your eyes. spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What do you see? computer

9.If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? Never read it

10.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they say? YICOAUPMV

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to yours, yelling "LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!".

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!!

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

The Diary of the Lime Lucky Ducky as told by Luna reviews
The lime lucky ducky lives an adventurous life in his journey to eventually rule the earth. See the diary entries for a full account of the lime lucky ducky's day to day life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Luna L., Sirius B.