ChaoticParadox
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Joined 11-29-07, id: 1433282, Profile Updated: 11-06-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.
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Two of Heart by L.G. Lena reviews
A tradeoff between Suna and Konoha is made to strengthen the alliance. Sakura is the lucky, or unlucky, one chosen to be sent without her knowledge. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,769 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Scarlet Scroll by SilverShine reviews
Danzou's regime has become powerful and immutable. To restore Konoha to its former glory, he demands many sacrifices from its citizens, and in his ambition to steal the bloodlines of other villages, Sakura has become one such sacrifice. KakaSaku. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,018 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 4,050 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Gotta Go There To Come Back by Creirdyddlydd reviews
Feeling empty and in love with someone she can't have, Sakura leaves on a journey of self-discovery. Her return will shock the heck out of everyone she knows and bring her closer to the one she loves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,976 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Discrepancy by Memories Faded reviews
He was her ticket to finding and returning her former teammate. She was his doctor as he remained a prisoner of Konoha. So why couldn't it just stay that way long enough for both of them to get what they wanted?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,533 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
Attaining The Impossible by xx.aesthetic reviews
AU; SasuSaku; Working as a maid in Uchiha Sasuke's mansion should have been a dream. But with a jealous 'wife,' a baby that's a handful, a mother who's got the wrong idea, and intrusive guests, my dream turns into a nightmare. /What a dream.../
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,588 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
a pocket full of sixpence by the blanket reviews
drabbles. 61 UP. Sasuke, Sakura, and the ways they stay the same."You make me feel twelve again."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 53,320 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Virus by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Refurbished & Updated Posted on a remote island in Umi no Kuni, Sakura encounters a mysterious man while trying to ward off the effects of a disease consuming the islands occupants. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Of birds and bees by tant-gredelin reviews
Ichigo tries to study. Renji demands his attention. A sort of chaos ensues. From crack to hurt to comfort to smut, all laced with a good dose of humour. Ren/Ichi Yaoi, rated for language and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,160 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Dirty Deeds by Serenanna reviews
It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 251,986 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Breeder Blues by Live-Ruido reviews
It's been many years, and now Sasuke needs a wife. MockPrincessfic Back with vengeance!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Cliché, Anyone? by Ma Chat reviews
You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5216 - Favs: 4,473 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Sasuke by SnowLion no Miko reviews
She couldn't fall in love with me...I'm not Sasuke.' In which Naruto is naive, and Sakura has the answer to his worries. NaruSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7066 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Kind of Mercy by He Who Writes Monsters reviews
Orochimaru made a promise, at the grave of his parents, that he would never create orphans – never subject others to the horrors he had himself endured, no matter what other horrors he may commit, he would never force another to relive his own experiences
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Sorry I Asked by Ebonytwinkle reviews
When Team 7 ask Kakashi seemingly innocent questions, no one was prepared for the answers that they would receive. KakaSakuNaruSasu ...yeah, you read right!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beneath by shitakemushrooms reviews
KakaSaku. He married her, made her miserable, and pretended to love her. Eventually, he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,784 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Term Paper by Insomnia On High reviews
Sasuke walks into Itachi's room wondering what a term paper is, but learns a lot more than that: he learns about himself, things he'd never wish he'd known. WARNING: Uchihacest,masochism
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curious Itachi Meets The Friendly Puppy by Ninjagrrl reviews
Extremely cracky, Akatsuki centric humour, in which Itachi meets his new guide dog, Mr Whiffles. May possibly be some sort of cry for help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Life of Detriment by kauzchen reviews
Juugo & Sakura. Sasuke was lonely, too, he realized. Karin was lonely. Suigetsu was lonely. That girl with pink hair had been lonely. But he was the loneliest of them all, and this loneliness drove them to their own ends of madness, in a way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Juugo, Sakura H. - Complete
Damn it! by Kuro Tsubomi reviews
We visit our favorite Akatsuki couple as they have a fun evening, un
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Kakashi's Boredom by A Gentle Intoxication reviews
Kakashi was bored. Of course, she was still just a child, and he absolutely had no reason or notion what so ever of seducing her, she always was a great person to sit a while and chat with. He hadn’t seen his student in it seemed like years. KakaSaku.Lemo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Free by Andrometamorphose reviews
Sakura is lost, Naruto is at home, and Sasuke is in limbo. narusasusaku, team 7 centric
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sakura Crisis by angel puppeteer reviews
He should not be here. He should not be feeling this way. So help him God. ‘Give me strength to walk away.’ [Darkfic. SasuSaku. Graphic. Explicit. Strong mature content.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Welcome Home by Wonderfoal reviews
[KakaSaku][oneshot] Sakura is having his baby. Too bad he doesn't know it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stronger by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: My whole life had been leading up to this moment, this second of tragedy. I couldn't imagine anything less of a disaster, less of a letdown. There was nothing anticlimactic about the wrenching of my gut, the roaring of my blood. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,867 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Progressive Member of Society by crackficwhores reviews
[CRACKFIC] Gaara's therapist has diagnosed him with an antisocial personality disorder. Thus he bestows unto Gaara the Ultimate Assignment: to become a progressive member of society! Madness ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Gaara
Butter Side Up by bite the hand that feeds reviews
A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Ecstasy Ramen by crackficwhores reviews
[CRACKFIC][NejiNaru] Naruto tries out a new flavour of ramen: ecstasy. Craziness ensues. Never forget your pants. Watch out for the Hyuugas. [Hinata can predict the future! Kind of.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Naruto U., Neji H.
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The Power of Appeal reviews
After years of being insulted, Aizen has finally cracked. Results could be catastrophic. Crack ahoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
In All His Glory reviews
Karin takes her stalkerish clothing sniffing obsession a little too far. Sasuke is slowly losing his mind, and so he does what any guy would do. He flashes people. Extreme brain melting crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Fragile reviews
Healing of an uneasy mind can be a difficult thing to do alone. Maybe just this once, just with her, it wouldn't be so bad to be the weak one. Rated for character death. Oneshot. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete