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Joined 11-30-07, id: 1433446, Profile Updated: 01-11-08
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha.

Yeah, so I am pretty much just me. No one else. Music is everything, next to friends and family.

These are some rules for 2008.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar.

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from figuring which way to slide my card, entering my PIN number, finding and pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my candy bar.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "chicken with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule : Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those celebrities playing poker was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh no wait! They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations and getting out of rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people's version of looting.

New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying" Do you want fries with that?


My opinion on Inuyasha:

I love Inuyasha and Kagome together, but I don't ALWAYS want them to be the main couple. C'mon, it gets a little repetative dontcha think?

I hate when people have Sesh and Rin together. It's perverted, and wrong. The only relationship those two have should be strictly platonic.

Why do people almost always make Kouga an asshole? All he does is love Kags unconditionally, more than Inuyasha does most of the time.

And people, Houjo is not an idiot, someone pointed this out on their profile, and I find that I quite agree. Why on earth would he suspect that Kags is going to the fuedal area 95 on the time? Seriously.


Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

First off, I love that people like Buffy and Spike together more than her and Angel. I always, but always thought that Angel was way cooler evil.

I never like Dawn. EVER.

Tara rocked, and I thought it sucked when she died. On the otherhand, it was frickin awesome how Willow went all bad; it was so worth Tara kickin the bucket.

Oz was by far one of my most favorite characters. Why Willow why did you go gay? Don't get me wrong here people, all for gay rights, but I much preferred the Willow/Ozzzy relationship. Maybe that's just because I have a super huge crush on Seth Green?

I hated when Zander and Cordy hooked up, and even after she went to Angel's show, I still hated her. She was a bitch, she is a bitch, and will always be a bitch. I was happy when she died, but then pissed when she started mackin with Angel. She was a slut even after she was six feet under.


I like writing, alot. I have a few story ideas, and they're all kinda just rattling around in my head. But I hate when people read your stories, and even add your stuff to their favs or alert lists, but then turn around and don't review. That is SO ANNOYING! So please people, if you like my stuff, please review. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or shrink away to the Philippines
They still gon put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…

I’m Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can’t see the harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I’m still an exceptional earner
you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’
Tryin’ and pissin’ me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who’s flippin’ me off
Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc
End up settlin’ in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…

I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on the TV for slippin' on the streets’
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the industry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
[Piece Of Me lyrics on

I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don’t matter if I step on the scene
Or shrink away to the Philippines
They still gon put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece piece of me…

You want a piece of me?

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

I’m Mrs. 'Lifestyles of the rich and famous'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Oh my God that Britney’s Shameless'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'Extra! Extra! this just in'
(You want a piece of me)
I’m Mrs. 'She’s too big now she’s too thin'
(You want a piece of me)

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The Silver Dove and The Raven by Yana D Aristocrat reviews
Her heart's been broken before by a demon. Can she ever trust her heart in the hands of another? An odd relationship with an uncouth youkai grows into something else, but will he betray her?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 193,633 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Curiosity by Person Of A Strange Origin reviews
Kagome and Sesshomaru have been having the strangest encounters as of late. Curiosity gets the better of Sesshomaru and before he knows it his Beast decides he needs her. What happens when Sesshomaru agrees? *Complete* *Snippet sequel and one-shots to follow*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,768 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Kagome's Protector by jadedbeauty reviews
Kagome is about to be killed by a tiger youkai when a mysterious dog demon comes to her aid. The dog demon wins the battle but is severely wounded. With Kagome’s help the dog demon recovers and decides to become her new protector. Who is this mysteri
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,701 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
A Mere Digression by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. A digression was what Sesshoumaru called it. 'It' being the heated encounters between him and Kagome which took place simply because neither of them could resist. Heed warnings and notes in the first chapter.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Submission by Mossant reviews
Kagome reveals her love to Inuyasha, only to be used and abandoned once again for Kikyo. Upset, she leaves camp and is attacked by a heated Sesshomaru, determined to let loose his lust on something, even if it's bloodlust he must settle for.... SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,212 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
While the Mutt is Away, the Wolf Will Play by IFearKanna reviews
Kouga protects Kagome when Inuyasha leaves to chase after rumors of Kikyou, Sango teaches Miroku humility, and Kagome is forced to come to a decision of how she will live her life.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,866 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Kōga, Kagome H. - Complete
Father Of My Child by Blimpy reviews
Kouga and Kagome banged each other when they were kids and now Kouga wants to be a Daddy with the kid. Inu and everyone r there and i dont think inu will wnat that! There's Naraku too! Gand fights, sex, funnies and more! Is naraku gay in this one?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,151 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Kōga, Kagome H.
A Step by Step Guide to Bad Inuyasha Fanfiction by Overobsessy reviews
Ever wonder how you can finally receive your first flame? Want to write something that will make any decent reviewer gag? Then look no further! Here is Overobsessy's guide to writing at your worst!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
Basio Lupus by Lady Penguin reviews
DISCONTINUED. In the midst of an Italian summer night, Kagome meets her first werewolf. Kouga/Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Kōga, Kagome H.
Tangled by Louisa Lacourten reviews
Tarzan and Jane finally find one another intimately. Unexpected humor and tenderness. Please R&R
Tarzan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2004
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A Natural for Disaster reviews
On the outside looking in Kagome is your average girl, running a bakery and being set up on crappy blind dates. But she has a secret. A BIG one. When the sexy Inuyasha enters her life, chaos ensues. LEMONS so be warned. Complete summary inside.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Thief for Love reviews
Kagome is trying to go straight as a legal antique dealer; but what happens when a stolen vase lands in her lap, and onto a man's head? Now she is forced to do his bidding as a thief. But who said that was so bad, expecially if your boss is the hot Sesshy
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,562 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Body Language reviews
The Inu-gang, all orphaned, find themselves recruited into an elite military organization. Centered around Kagome, who finds herself caught between different loves, upset morales, and crazy adventures. Lemons, so be warned. Inu/Kag & of course some humor
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kagome H., Inuyasha