Yamiswift -and- Temporary.Bobs
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Joined 11-30-07, id: 1433521, Profile Updated: 07-23-08
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Anime X-overs, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Torchwood.

We be's Yamiswift and Temporary.Bobs and we are here to tell you the amazing tales and Chronicles of Davey and his amazing Gay bar! Davey is our OC, he is veery loosely based on Davey Havok (lead singer of AFI)... Most of Our other characters are stolen/borrowed from movies or books and edited to our needs! Indeed we steels random characters from places but only to adds to our randomness... well sometimes... usually we add to theirs... and kill their egos and smash them into little pieces! Mwahahahahaha- (#coughs#) -hahahahahaha!

Now...what else should we put on here...our ages? we're in high school, thats all we're tellin'

Hmmm, what else...


Our preferred pairings...


i'm an unrepentant slash fan...(hell here I come!) ...

currently I like sparrington, Jack/Will/Norrington, Ren/Lyserg and Chazz/Jaden!


Gawdy Yami...

as far as my fave pairings go I ain't bothered

Other Stuffs- Hobbies and shiz

What else? ah yes! we do art too...Yamiswift's art is at

Bobs does art too, and is also the more active of the two in her spare time...


(sorry but we've not been on here sooo long wes need to do a bit of updating round the place- bear with us)

2008/07: ... Wes now finished our GCSEs, yays, and done some over stuffs too... Bobbs (as it is now spelt) is considering writing her own anime, but firstly she'll have to think of a plausible, original plot, an then she'll have to learn to draw... and Yami's same as ever, though now dreaming up all the more piles of the scandalous Torchwood yaoi that all those on deviant art have been enjoying... oooh, an Bobbs dumped the skanky Jem (aka. ex-bf) and is now single, hint hint! ;p

And wes cant think of anything else for now...except look forward to more randomness from us!

Random Phrases of the day:

1) Wez is not slippers

2) Poor mousie has met a watery grave

3) What about the sharks?

4) As they say in the circus: what goes up must come down...

5) That's what Santa said...

6) Rum is the answer to everything

7) Fact: Twits are pregnant goldfish

8) "The Navy is just a long hard submarine filled with sea men!"

9) I would hide in my jumper but you're holding on to it

10) Gypsies are land-based pirates


Bonjourno! Wes be back (partially) from an exceedingly long holiday in France as we did indeed swim the wrong way from the UK, aiming fors the Caribbean, but Bobbs got the wrong way up... All the same we only noticed two weeks ago we were in fact on the wrong continent so no harm there.

Anyhows, HA! You all thoughts we had gone for good eh? Dead perhaps? Well you'll be quite mistaken-

Wes are back, bringing with us a new tan and new obsessions (TORCHWOOD!!)...

Not to mention a few new tales...

Do keep in tuned loyal fans, we're not quite done yet!!

#cue evil and unnerving laughter#

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To Protect Her From Everything by Abboz reviews
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Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,286 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Robin Hood, Marian - Complete
Guardian Angel by manic-intent reviews
..Complete.. After DMC, Jack finds himself in Heaven through a 'clerical error'. To prove himself worth of Heaven, he has to accept guardianship of a certain Commodore... Slash, [sparrington].
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,738 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter, and a bit of Python by Shantazzar reviews
Harry Potter and Monty Python clash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004
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Misplaced reviews
Jack's misplaced some of his belongings...will Ianto help? or will even more clothes be lost? oh my! slash! Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Chronicles Of Davey Davey and the Giant Squid reviews
It does involve the YuGiOh lot somewhere along the lines but it really centres on our beloved OC Davey loosley based on Davey Havoc, set in the Gay Ber not the Hogwarts branch for preference
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - YĆ«gi M.
Artemis Fowl and the Bagel reviews
...random short. Title stolen from Eoin Colfer, he suggested it at a con. PotC, Shaman King, Artemis Fowl, and others
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008
Harry Potter and the gay bar reviews
crossover HP and PotC, Random characters enter daveys amazing gay bar!What would happen when Harry Potter and co. wonder into a Gay Bar? Accompanyed by Sparrow and Norrie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007
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