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Joined 11-30-07, id: 1433548, Profile Updated: 10-25-08
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Penname: Lina

Age: 16 (as said on my homepage)

E-mail: linaneko@hotmail.com (changed)

Gender: Female (duh)

Town: London

Best FF.net friends: Neko Eclipse and Yami Kami.

Fave animes (in following order): Naruto, Bleach, D.Gray-man, Fruits basket (jap:furuba), One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, Chrono Crusade, Hellsing, Chobits, Inuyasha

Fave books: Demon Apocalypse, Bec, Slawter, Lord Loss, Inkheart (Ger: Tintenherz), Inkspell (Ger: Tintenblut), Harry Potter

Fave Anime Characters:

Naruto faves:

Gaara (_drools_)

Hinata (MY BISHIE _gets slapped by Eclipse. Eclipse's bitch_)

Akatsuki (I love them all -.- )

Temari ( coolest naruto girl ever)

Neji (_friend owns_)

Bleach faves:

Toshiro (MINE MINE MINE)

Momo (My cuddlywuddly bear _Eclipse laughing at me_)

Renji ( Temper problems)

Gin (He's funny)

Fruits basket faves:

Hatsuharu (BLACK HARU IS SOOO BUFF)

Kyo-kun (_friend's fave_)

One Piece faves:

Zolo (Awesome Abs)

Fullmetal alchemist faves:

Edward (he's a cute midget)

Greed (_sniff_ he reminds me of Zabuza)

Favorite Book characters

Inkheart + Inkspell + Inkdeath (If you don't recognise the names... I read the books in German so some of the names are different)

Basta (I don't understand why people don't like him, he's awesome)

Meggie (In the first and second book I like her most. She sucks in the third)

Dustfinger (He's soo cool, I mean come on he can control fire)

If you don't want to read the "If you... copy this into your profile"s, then please don't, and ignore them... They prove that I am insane.

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If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those annoying chain letters on Youtube or Email copy and paste this into your profile

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

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I like cats

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,707 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Itachi One Half by K-chan9 reviews
After receiving a curious mission from Pain, Itachi and Kisame investigate some rumored cursed springs in Rice Country; what they get is far more than they ever bargained for. Rating for Hidan's potty mouth. Please read and review! Ch 11 is up after a delay, sorry !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,889 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Come Full Circle by Airyo reviews
It's been a while. Outside these walls, she had learned to hold her head high as she walked, but the home of her earlier self folded around her like too thick a blanket and Hinata found herself unconsciously lowering her gaze. ItaHina, Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,403 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Shinigami Wizard: Discontinued, lack of ideas by Yami Kami reviews
This Story is currently dead but i'll get around to it. However, before i get back to updating this is going to be rewritten. Sorry to everyone who liked this, but i really havent had the time or desire to write. This is however going to change
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Harry P., Rukia K.
Bet That by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Fugaku decides it is time for his young boys to mate and decides to give them a push to a hit start. To bad this father never saw the turn of events coming out with both brothers indulging in their own forbidden desires Uchihacest. Hints of other couples
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,450 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,255 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
AkatSaku by MaxxRide reviews
Sakura is undercover as an Akatsuki member. Plans change. AkatsukileaderXSakura, DeiSaku, HidanSaku, ItaSaku, KakuzuSaku, KisameSaku, TobiSaku, ZetsuSaku, and SasoriXSakura. M for lang
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sakura H.
Paint With Words by Ink Child reviews
i.do.not.own.Naruto:SasuxHina: He's been given the world again, he's been given more than he had before, and now she's there, breakable like glass and more precious to him than anything should be. Itachi 'will' fall. -Trusted Thoughts-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,435 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Howling by Starchii reviews
[Sequel to A Test of Insanity] [TenXHidan, InoXDei, ItaXSaku] It has been three long years since the last time Tenten saw the man from her nightmares and, with the help of Hyuuga Neji, is mostly ready to move on, even though her longing still remains...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,226 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Tenten, Hidan
An Armed Truce by sailordarke reviews
For Hiei's Cute Girl. An ItaSaku story. To rescue what should never have been stolen in the first place, Sakura would travel to the ends of the earth. No one would be able to stop her. No one ever could.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,980 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Forced Revival by Kaze-Ink reviews
Konoha needs the Power of the Uchiha.The two brothers are bound to kill each other and if word gets out that one of the most powerful clans is gone,Konoha could be attacked. A mission was made and the after affects could effect generations to come.Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,685 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Reaper by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu rescue Naruto from a mob and bring him to Akatsuki. Watch as Naruto becomes The Reaper.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,205 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Lost Shinobi by Wings of the Night reviews
Akatsuki wanted Sakura to join the orginization. Itachi, Kisame and Deidara was sent to retrieve her. But what's this? The four ended up in Hogwarts? They got a job? What's more, the enemies are slowly starting to fall in love! DeidaraxSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Shy Girls Aren't Angels by JunpeiJJ reviews
Remember the last chapter when I said Sasuke and I stood there for a while doing absolutely nothing but dancing? Maybe I lied a little… a lot actually.We didn’t just stand there; in fact a few minutes after our song ended we started kissing"...R&R AU OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,202 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Do, Don't I? by 2kindsofcrazy reviews
Planning a wedding sucks. It sucks even more when your families won't get along and you haven't even said 'I Do' yet. From graduation to honeymoon, everyone is breathing down your neck. SEQUEL TO WHY CAN'T WE?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,813 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Temptation by lovematters reviews
Life couldn't get any worse for Sakura. First, she was manipulated into going to a ‘formal function’, then, she was forced into one of the most ridiculous dresses she had ever seen, and then, HE shows up, wanting to tango. Oh yes, Sakura had it bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
My Agony as the Agony Uncle by LostInspiration312 reviews
So apparently I "need" to socialize more. And to do so my principal forced me to join the school newspaper. Although I was only filing in until a certain Hinata comes back, knowing my luck that won't happen. Even worse: I have to work with her. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,725 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Pink Icing and Blossoms by Logic-Lapse reviews
Nine Akatsuki, four mixing bowls, three packs of sugar and one certain pink haired shinobi. Who would have thought S Classed criminals would have to learn how to cook? [ Akatsuki x Sakura ] [ Chapters Revised! ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sakura H.
I Was Wrong by LostInspiration312 reviews
“Sasuke!” I cried as I ran desperately towards him. I didn't care what he thought or of what people might think. Because this wasn’t how I wanted our friendship to end. I never want it to end... SasuHina and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,348 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Rumors and Assets by Chibi-Chichan reviews
The rumors at Konoha Gakuen High have been confirmed and Itachi Uchiha is indeed pursuing the new Hyuuga girl. And for the sake of defeating him, Sasuke wants to win her affections first. With his good looks and attitude it couldn't be too hard, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,358 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Defining Duty by selandora reviews
Sound declares war on Ame and Konoha; putting them on the same side. This means new teams, a sketchy peace treaty and lots of deception. Sakura makes all the wrong friends again but might love someone else this time around. itasakudei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
To Hold This Burning Rose by Secret Sheik reviews
ItaSaku. Don't like? Don't read. Rated to be safe. Itachi and Sakura are forced to come to terms. A terrible sequence of events only fuels the fire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,207 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
paper fan by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku One day, he simply started to exist, started to breathe, started to live. Only, he was no longer the same. The flip side of a paper fan; same, but different. Changed, by the Gods.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
More than expected! by Shattered.Ruby reviews
Summary: Sasuke suffers from Down syndrome and was suppose to die at the age of 10 but he is now 16. His older brother Itachi takes care of him there parents deserted them and Sasuke wants to gain intelligence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,837 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
Confessions by Pullingthetrigger-allwrong reviews
What's a girl to do when she's deaf, hasn't said a word since she was four, and has a jealous new sister trying to bring her down at all costs? Scars hidden under walls of silence, bleeding tirelessly. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,264 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two out of Three by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
The Akatsuki offers Sakura something too good to refuse. And it just may involve shoving coughdrops down a not-so-evil clan murder's throat. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Date With Destiny by moonhaku reviews
When Hinata’s friends convince her to sign up for a blind date for her school’s King of Hearts ball, she wasn’t expecting a match-up with the most popular heartthrob around. When the school paper catches on, rumors will fly and hearts will break. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Sum of Black and White by KeitaPekoe reviews
An unusual meeting in the forest has consequences, good and bad, that occur over the span of many years.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,073 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Repentance by xImmortality09x reviews
DeiSaku. Sakura's heart has nearly frozen over with the passing years. Naruto brings Sasuke back in hopes of seeing that fire in her eyes again, but nothing seems to warm her heart... That is, except the blonde Akatsuki that was recently captured...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Difference Between Real and Cyber by Kinomi-chan reviews
When Itachi and Sakura meet online in a chatroom by chance, will love bloom? How does Chicken Ass Sasuke cope with this? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Scorpion's and the Flower's Freedom by Millenium Ring reviews
Ordered by the leader to scope the activities of a mysterious village, Sasori is unexpectedly captured by the natives. From Tsunade's order, Sakura and her team are sent to investigate the bizarre disappearance of many townsfolk.see story for full summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,666 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
N E W T S by Sakurablossom009 reviews
-sequel to O W L S- This year, Horcruxes and Voldermort aren't the only things Harry, Ron and Hermione will have to worry about...Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows meets Naruto Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 118,982 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Curtain call the final act by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,267 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Narutotachi Goes to Hogwarts! by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 369,154 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Shinigami no Jutsu by Moonfish reviews
Sakura’s mother had always told her that each person as a guardian spirit. But death reveals that there was more truth to that belief than anyone alive could ever know. That, and the after life has a very strange sense of humor…Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Ebony by Tari Shiro reviews
MAJOR EDIT TIME. OKAY, time for Miss Shiro to break a sweat. This'll be ready when I gut and fill in this disaster. Sorry for the inconvenience. Might be a while.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,493 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Interactive Akatsuki Garage Sale! by dead drifter reviews
Kakuzu is hosting a garage sale, and YOU can buy whatever you want! NO NEW CUSTOMERS, PLEASE! BIDDING IS CLOSED! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Deceptive Fate by angelic.someone reviews
If Itachi was honest with himself he had no idea why he took her as an apprentice. She was no one special, just a pink haired child with too trusting eyes that perhaps loved him more than he would ever deserve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,576 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Switch by 4ng3legg reviews
Takes place between when Sasuke killed Orochimaru and when Naruto and co. found out. Sasuke wakes up with Hebi in Hinata's body! Hinata wakes up in Konoha in Sasuke's body! Just what is happening? No pairings! Just insanity! Cracktastic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 Ways To Piss Off A Ninja by Lightning-in-the-dark reviews
Humor, Laughs, Pranks. All that can cheer you up after a hard day. I couldn't stop laughing when typing this... Trust me, after you read this, you'll be rolling on the floor trying to breathe. My next victim is up to you guys... R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dawning of Magic by Goggleplex reviews
To protect 'The Holder of Magic' Hogwarts itself invoked a spell that calls a group as protectors. But Konoha is too big a group and a single team is too small. Which group is the perfect size? The Akatsuki actually. discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,095 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Letters to Niisan by Goggleplex reviews
His name is Itachi Hyuuga and he is an SClass Criminal in the Akatsuki. Unfortunately even the massacre of his clan and threats to her life did nothing to deter Hinata from striving to be the best little sister she could be. AU discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
My Little Demon by Skyward reviews
Sakura is Kisame's beloved daughter with enough bloodlust to make Itachi think twice about picking a fight with her. When she is introduced to the infamous group, Akatsuki, their first qustion is, Is she spoken for and if so, when can I kill him? What wil
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,824 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sakura H.
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair by dead drifter reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Harry Potter and the S ranked Shinobi by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
[Harry Potter x Naruto] Leader sends the Akatsuki to Hogwarts, since Orochimaru teamed up with Voldemort. To find a plan to kill them both, they stay at the school, while Team Kakashi stays there as well, to protect Harry Potter. [DeiSaku AkaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007
Sarcastic Mask by Ryusei VII reviews
Hinata's failing Math and needs to find a tutor, pronto. The closest she can find, a pyrotechnics student.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,745 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H.
About A Boy by la mangue joyeuse reviews
When Tenten started her new job as a telemarketer, she wasn't expecting chaotic office politics, new found friendship with the department gossip, or a dysfunctional relationship in a supply closet. AU [HidanTenten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Hidan, Tenten
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Oh Crap by Ramenism reviews
Sakura is pregnant, Itachi has no idea what this has to do with him, Tobi is a good boy, and Naruto is being a retard. Like always. SakuraxSuigetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Encounter by VoucherMono reviews
Expressing my dislike for marysues in a Naruto context. The victims are Hidan and Kakuzu, enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Strangers in a Strange Land by Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ron W., Kidomaru
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Emos? Sluts? Psychos? reviews
Hinata moves back to Japan after living in America for a couple of years, and starts her first year in high school. Craziness ensues. AU. Itahina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Healing the wounds reviews
Akatsuki kidnaps Haruno Sakura for her to become their medic. Will she be able to soften their hearts? A weird Hidasaku fic with humor. My first fic. More pairings later. Under Revision.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H.