Author has written 16 stories for Code Lyoko, Inheritance Cycle, Chronicles of Narnia, Kingdom Hearts, Teen Titans, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Harry Potter, Black Cat, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Danny Phantom, and Mulan.
Name: Call me Rose.
Like many other people here, I am an aspiring author. I have written a trilogy and am in the process of finding someone to publish the first book. When I'm not writing, I'm probably reading or wasting away on Tumblr. And I don't really do anything on Tumblr, so I'm not going to link it.
I'm rewriting my first story, Without a Trace.
I'm also working on a Danny Phantom story, Crashing and Burning
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.
(Oh well… I already knew I was an idiot!)
5 Truths of life:
1. You can kiss your elbow
2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again
3. You think you're so smart
4. The fact is that that is a lie
5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow
Got this from Dhragonis-Slytherin. I highly suggest her stories.
Ways to know that you an author.
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Where's a pen?!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up"
"Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."
"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
"An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep."
"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
"Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."
"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."
"Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up than to drop."
"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time."
"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"
"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on."
"Behind every sucessful man, is a surprised woman."
"Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought"
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry."
"Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary."
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?""
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"People think it's fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all the evidence that you tried."
"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem."
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!
Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Quotes from Friends
1. "If you do it it's devious. If I back you up it's legal,"-Emily
2. *Walks in late to class* "I have twizzlers!"-Sebastian
3. "If you die, then I'm bringing you back to life to kill you again,"-Eric
"But then I'm still dead,"-me
"But then you've learned a lesson,"-Eric
"No, if I die and you bring me back to life I'm not giving you a chance to kill me a second time!"-me