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Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Rosario + Vampire, Legend of Zelda, BlazBlue, Devil May Cry, X-overs, Terminator, Pokémon, Trigun, and Soul Eater.
Name: Luke. Normally, I'd say something witty and funny, but I don't have anything on me at the moment.
Place of residence: My awesome, awesome two story house. Complete with three bedrooms, four bathrooms one of which doesn't work, a kitchen, a living room, and the room where I'm typing this shit out.
Age: Twenty Two...I have nothing to say. I'm officially an old man now...
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual.
Likes:...the silence of the grave and emo poetry...
Dislikes: Getting Older. Bad fanfiction. Bad Grammer. Irony. And Your Little Dog Too.
Favorite Movies:Garfield and 2. Transformers(07&09.) Say what you will, but those are bad-ass movies.The God-father, Master of Disguise, Independence Day, Zoolander, Anger Management, Happy Glimore, Billy Madison, Talladega nights: The balled of Ricky Bobby, The Nightmare before Christmas, Terminator 1&2. Chicken run, The Incredible Hulk, the Punisher, the 08 remake, which was awesome...Iron Man, Nine great movie, but had a slap in the face ending. District Nine, very good movie, but I advise against owning it, it's a theater movie, not an own movie. Dracula the original, Frankenstein one and two, The Day the Earth stood still. The Blob, one of Steven McQueen's best in my mind. Godfather two, great movie period, How to Train your Dragon, makes me really want to read the book, Robin Hood the new one, pretty sick movie, Iron man-two, great movie, but needs more Tony scenes. Snow white, needed more scenes with the hot-ass Queen instead of that stupid Snow white,Camelot, Camelot! Hehehe...great musical. Monty Python and the Holy Grail..Knights who say Ni!! Ni! Red, old people kick ass, can't get better then that. Tangled, fun Disney flick, not their best, but hey, it's decent. Revolver. GREAT Movie, absolutely great. Crank, very hectic and awesome action movie. The Secret World of Arrietty. It is scenery porn, plain and simple. BRILLIANT though. Amistad, great movie, simply amazing. Pacific Rim, BEST, FUCKING, MOVIE, RELEASED, ALL, YEAR. The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug, not as good as the book but still pretty damn good. 12 Years a slave, it's like Amistad if all the white people were assholes and not just some of them. Big Hero 6, a fantastic treat for those who enjoy comic book films. The book of Life, probably one of the funniest and most heart felt movies I've seen in a long time.
Favorite game's. Kirby 64 and all Kirby game's except for avalanche and those crappy golf and tilt game's , Super Wario world three, Riviera: The Promised Land... I F(Bleep)ing love that game, Legend of Zelda : Wind waker, Super smash brothers brawl, Sigma star Saga. Final Fantasy Tactics:War of the lion's, Final Fantasy Tactics advance, Super Mario Sunshine, Shaman king: Master of spirits two,Astro boy:Omega factor, Metriod Prime 1-3,Metriod Fusion, Metriod Zero Mission why the hell haven't they made a remake of Metriod two yet? Super Metriod, Super Mario brother's three, Legend of zelda: Majora's mask. James bond, 007, best, Console FPS, ever! Dual knifes and Laser guns baby, dual knifes and Laser guns. Donkey Kong 64, Wario World, which was highly under rated, Rayman 64, Mischief makers, Chrono Trigger DS, Disgaea DS, Space station Silicon Valley, very fun yet extremely hard game,Klonoa Empire of dreams for the GBA, I miss that game, Zoids Legacy, sucks that it's the only one of it's kind, we don't get the DS titles, since the Japanese hate us for obvious reasons...
\Rayman three:Hoodlum havoc,Sonic rush, Sonic and the secret rings, Sonic adventure deluxe Directors cut, Sonic adventure two battle,Ristar, very fun but very hard game...Which has little fucking cheats...All the good shit is in the Japanese version...This is one of the many games that prove that the Japanese hate our guts, this game, and the Jump ultimate stars series..I wanna see a fight between Goku and Gon, and Naruto and Luffy God dammit!! And maybe a little Light Vs Yugi... And perhaps a bit of Super Sayjin Vegeta and Curse seal two Sasuke... ANYWAY! Super Paper Mario, Paper Mario, and Paper Mario the Thousand year door, Mario Cart 64, instant fucking classic the only fault in it is that god awful glitch where the music cuts out... Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven stars, Geno is so awesome it hurts..Think a Doll version of Chuck Norris and you have Geno..Best character in a Nintendo RPG...Custom Robo for the game cube, Luigi's mansion, whew, this is a lot of games, huh? Bloody Roar primal, Bakuryuu is such a fun character to abuse...His throw move where he drills-spins on someones head in Mole form is so fun to spam, and Stun ain't half bad either, although I prefer Xion... Yeah... Banjo Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64, and only the N64, since Macrosoft doesn't own Rareware in my world, fuck the X-box, those games belong to Nintendo Bitches!! Ehh...Sorry, anyway... Pikmin, Wario Master of Disguise,Tactic's Ogre Gaiden, Custom Robo Arena, Bugs Bunny: Lost in time...Ah, the memories of playing it on my PC...So much fun... Zoid's battle legends, aka Zoid's Vs II, fucking Japanese...Double Dragon,Lady Sia, note the ever growing list peoples. The World Ends with you, one of the funniest, most awesome,and bad-ass games of 08, Square's best RPG that year alone? I think so. Devil May Cry, Dante is the shit, he is so bad-ass. Devil May Cry Two, not as bad as all the DMC1 fan-boy's claim. DMC3, a good game but some of the moves were kinda tough to get used to and Vergil was a d-bag for sure. Radiant Historia. FUN as hell,but some of the "bad" endings are funny beyond belief.
Muramasa:The Demon Blade, fantasic visuals,music, game-play, everything. BlazBlue:Calamity Trigger, very,very fun fighting game, Ragna's cool too. Folklore, beautiful game with a lot of imagination and thought put into the monsters, er,folks. Yggdra Union, very fun game, but requires a lot of thought and planning. Odin's Sphere great fucking game period, Queen Odette is really hot even though she's a corpse, and Oswald is bad-ass. Kingdom Heart's:chain of Memories, gotta love the slight system. Wario Land Shake-it! Love Wario and love hunting for treasure. Phantasy Star, classic RPG from Sega. Here's some MOAR! Pokemon Colosseum, Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness, Dragon Quest Monsters 1, 2, Joker 1, and Joker 2, Pokemon Fire Red, Pokemon Leaf Green, Pokemon Blue. Xenogears, classic game period. Asura's Wrath, GOD that game is incredible... You're not human if you do not cry at the end of Asura's Wrath...Even I cried. And we're back after I've been gone for what now? Almost eight months? Okay! Castlevania: Lament of Innocence, mostly because I love Walter Bernhard and his serious balls for pissing off Leon. Kingdom Heart's Re:Coded, I just like how it's supposedly based off of the original KH yet is superior in almost every way, minus length. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, it's basically the unofficial DMC5, and the one we fans deserved instead of what we actually got. Castlevania Curse of Darkness, not a half bad game. . Shantae, Way Forward are rapidly becoming one of my favorite all time developers, and ones I actually look forward to seeing new games from. Cave Story, there's a reason why Pixel is considered superior to Phil "I'm a Douchenozzle" Fish, and it's not just because Cave Story is better than Fez in every way possible. Mighty Switch Force, so much gloriously silly fun with this game, it's hard but not impossible. The .hack project, very fun but very difficult series of games, also extraordinarily obtuse and meta at the same time.
Favorite bands/artists/music: Disturbed, Linkin Park, Black Sabbath, Axenstar, Judas Priest, Heathen, Nightwish, Cryoshell, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Axenstar, Pantera, Dragon Force, The Dead Milkmen, Crimson King, Whitesnake, Moody Blues, One OK Rock, Soul'd Out, Sir Elton John, Micheal Jackson, Gun's N' Roses, Daisuke Ishiwatari, Kota Hoshino, Queen, Freddie Mercury, Wu Tang Clan, Old Dirty Btard, RZA, Nujabes, Quadra/Hiroshi Watanabe, Deep Purple, Derek and the Dominos, Daft Punk, Jam Project, The Megas, The Protomen, OC Remix, Nobuo Uemetsu, Yoko Shimomura,
TIME FOR THE NEW CORNER! MY FAVORITE BOOKS!
Dune, great story, really enjoyable series, A Thousand and One Video games you must play before you die, The Klingon Hamlet, Redwall, the ENTIRE, FUCKIN' SERIES! Alice and Wonderland, Where the Red Fern Grows, tragic story. The Vampire Hunter D Novels, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings. The Diadem series, one of the best magical book series I've read in a while, highly underrated.
Okay,time for me to put on my serious pants, see? They're black with cute pink kitty cats! This is my personal challenge to the Bleach fanfiction community. The Bleach Quality Crossover challenge.
Originally, I was partial to my Bleach fanfiction only taking place in the Bleach world with no crossovers; but from reading great crossovers like Bleach May cry, FateBlack reflection, and Bleach at Yokai Academy, I've found things to love in the crossover section.
So here are the guidelines for those who care to take it up. And I pray some people do.
#1, it must be a series you are familiar with to the point that you're sure you can do the characters for, and one which you feel will mesh well in whatever way you want it to with Bleach.
#2, Ichigo and his friends must be part of the main characters and must not be ignored for the crossover characters to steal the show and rule the crossover. Allowing multiple perspectives, view points and narratives is allowed, equal air time for everybody make's for a better and more enjoyable read.
#3, no Naruto crossovers. Please. I know of a ton of great Bleach and Naruto crossovers, but there's already 830 and counting. Go for more out of the way stuff Like Oh my Goddess! Eureka 7. Gintama. Or the like. Those are not guidelines, just suggestions.
#4,it must be written with good grammar, good character development, and such. I included Quality for a reason here people.
Other then those all important guidelines, go nuts! Also, please send me a PM or Email telling me you've token up my challenge. I'll add you to a list of the best people ever right here. Well, bye!
Bleach. It's a GREAT series, even if I'm EXTREMELY upset with some of the STUPID ass turns the plot's gotten up in the manga...
Mother Keeper. A great Sci-fi manga to sink your teeth into. Good luck finding it though.
Grenadier. A fun as hell series, with plenty upon plenty of Fan service, the characters are interesting and funny, the fight scenes are damned incredble, and Rushuna Tendou is one fine lady, I must admit. Also it has some pretty cool weapon designs and the little blue prints that pop every now and then are really cool.
Full Metal Alchemist. I am SO SAD it's ended... and that it went with the PAIRINGS we all saw coming, from thousands of miles away...Bleh...
Ranma 1/2. With him, crazy shit happens 24/7 at all moments. Hell, you could change it's name to something like... Crazy Shit Every Day All the Time to Ranma1/2; but that'd be too long a name, and hard to put on paper.
Mahou Sensai Negima! Mage's, Martial artist's, and Ninja's. OH MY! But there's way more... WAY more.
666 Satan AKA O-part's hunter. Among the first stuff I read, this one holds a special place in my cold little black heart.
Rosariovampire. I gotta love the girls and the fun of the series.
G Gundam. Haven't watched the other Gundam series, but this one is one of my all time favorites.
Rurouni Kenshin. A bloody good time, with plenty of awesome fight scene's, I'd say it's the best Samurai series ever...But than Gintama is out there, and so Rurouni Kenshin is not.
Tokyo Mew Mew. Eheh...Animal girl's in Mini-skirt's. NOSE BLEED ALERT!
Konjiki no Gash. One of my ALL TIME favorites.
Hamtaro. What? I'm a SUCKER for cuteness.
Black Cat. A great series, full of laughs, Loli's, battles, and weird powers. I declare it a MUST-READ for any Anime fan.
Death Note. Logic is the LAW in Death Note, every single interaction between L and Light plays off like a battle between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty, but only if Holmes was the bad guy and Moriarty the good guy. But your idea of GOOD AND EVIL is skewed massively here.
One-Piece. Reason Number One to love it. It has Luffy. Reason Number Two. It's Awesome. Reason Number Three. It's creative. Need I say more?
Saber Marionette J. A FUN as hell Harem series. Really original, funny, and a great time all and all. It's a BLOODY bitch and a half to find issues of it though, so be warned.
Hunter X Hunter. I FUCKIN' love it, but I'm always upset by the long ass Hiatus the author takes, GOD that shit is annoying.
Howl's Moving Castle. An awesome movie, with funny characters, and a genuinely likable female main character. Those are good enough reasons for me.
Laputa: Castle in the sky. In my mind, this is a truly amazing movie, with imaginative characters, an amazing plot, and a bunch of awesome ships and robots. I just LOVE it.
Shaman King. It's a great time, but be warned for a MAJOR Karma Houdini later on.
Yu Yu Hakusho. I REALLY think the ending sucked badly...But, I do like a lot of the fights that went on, and there were some interesting characters that showed up near the end...Makuro and Hiei work so well together, and might I add that I find Chuu and Natsume a funny pairing. And I find how the three announcers, Koto,Juri, and Ruka, all going for Touya,Jin, and Mizuki, was a funny little thing...Good series all and in all. I liked it enough.
Alright, alright..this is what I ACTUALLY thought of it. The ending was absolutely fucking horrible, so many of the characters had surprise pairings, it's like the maker was trying to find romance wherever he could, and he pulled some of those end pairings out of a fucking hat, I mean come on, the three announcers all gunning for those guys? What the hell? Oh, and how Roko fell for that Monkey-girl was ass-retarded. The ending sucked pretty badly, and it was even worse with the KeikoXYusake bull-shit, Keiko is an annoying,worthless,weak,short-tempered,tom-girl bitch, oh! Like Akane right? Yes indeedy-do! Fucking bitch, Botan deserves Yusake, dammit!! She's put in the time, the effort, and she's actually competent, she's ten times as good as Keiko.
Hellsing. Reason to watch it? Nazi's, Vampire's, Werewolf's, and Gore. That's all. Maybe Sera's breasts. Maybe.
Gintama. Sigh...Gin is the shit, and he's so funny...Sigh...If only we had a dubbed version of the Anime, weirdly we have a legal subbed version...Huh.
Urusei Yatsura. A great Sci-fi Romance that's a MAJOR classic. Lum helped make some of the FIRST Otaku's, if you'll believe that. And is a major player in the Moe fighting ring.
Pokemon! Classic series, still awesome to this day, and one of the few 4kids dubs that was awesome.
Sekirei. It's very rare that a harem series has a good plot, a wide and very varied cast of female and male characters, a male main character who ISN'T beaten up daily by some tom-boy bitch, and good and funny perverted humor with many interesting females. Sekirei mixs tasteful harem drama, humor,violence, and a wide rostar of many interesting female characters.
However, the series is nearly killed in my opinion by the biggest retard and ditzs ever, Musubi, her sheer unrivaled stupidty nearly kills the series, luckily, the inclusion of actual female characters with personalty and wit helps wash away her stain on the series. I know I'm being really harsh on poor little Musubi-chan, but she's really that stupid, seriously, put a gun on a table and tell her to pull the trigger in her mouth and she'll do it, the big breasted buffoon. I really don't like her, at least there's Ku-chan and the twin's...
Blazer Drive. Another masterpiece from Seishi Kishimoto, the story itself is good, but the concept is fucking awesome, get this. Stickers that grant Superpowers and magical skills...You don't get more origenal then that people.
Beelzebub.It's one of the funniest series I've read, period. Seriously read it, it's fucking halirious.
Monster Soul. Another good one. Funny, has an interesting roster of characters, and is made by the same guy who did Rave-master/Rave. Check it out if you enjoy Monster's and some funny as hell characters.
Blue Dragon-Ral Grado. It was a good series, with some pretty neat fight scenes, and the Kage were pretty interesting all around, especially some of the later ones, but...The ending sucked a big fat one, not gonna spoil it for you, but it wasn't a good one.
Mai-HiME(Manga)A damned good Manga, with some rather cool characters, some bad-ass designs in the Children, some pretty cool fight scenes later on, and best of all... A yandere girl(Yandere, term, Japanese which stands for pretty much, fucking insane girl.)
Spice and Wolf(Manga) Damn, it's a good series, it's got a really cool female main character and it's done in a very nice artstyle, and Horo's wolf form is the shit. Seriously, Lawrence is one lucky bastard for getting her.
Dragon Drive. It's like this folks, Dragon's are fucking, bloody, awesome! The design's are what I like the most about DD, the Dragon's are really interesting to look at and you could do a whole art-book with just the line-art and concept art of them.
Dragonaut: The Resonance.(Manga) It's cool, it's like a Mecha anime..WIth Dragon's! AWESOME! But that one guy..Toa's brother..his..motivation for being evil..is...pretty..well..lame. And it makes NOOO sense whatsoever.
Eureka 7. It's certainly one of my favorites, one of the best Mecha anime I've seen. Period. It's like what'd happen if Gundam met Transformers and then flew around on surfboards. The music is fuckin' incredible, the characters are cool, and overall, you could watch far worse Mecha anime.
Trigun. Fucking classic series, a must read or watch for any anime fan. Vash is a cool,funny, and likeable main character with some serious skill. I loved that final bit when Knifes was introduced...awesome.
Soul Eater. Sure, basically it's Bleach meets The Nightmare before Christmas, but it's still pretty cool if you ask me.
Trigun Maximum. What a trip...WHAT A TOTAL TRIP! Man, that went off wild as hell.
Freezing, even if it's a rip-off of Mai-HiME in every single possible way, it's still pretty fun to sit through. The Main character though...He goes from awesome to whiny shit-head faster than you can say," MAN UP!"
Busou Renkin, by the maker of Rurouni K, came the bastard child of Full Metal Alchemist and Bleach...AND IT WORKS surprisingly well.
Ragnarok AKA Sword of the Dark Ones. A refreshing little aside of Swords and monsters in the vein of Claymore or Berserk. Surprisingly entertaining from start to finish, although basically EVERY character shown was killed off besides the main, a monster, a woman, the dudes living sword, and a wolf. And even the monster lost most of his limbs and got the shit kicked out of him.
Jack Frost. Oooh...it's a HellsingRosario Vampire mix...but it's fun, it's very, very fun...even if the two main characters are direct ripoffs of Alucard and Integra.
Getter Robo Armageddon. One of the BEST damn shows in the Super Robot genre, from one of the best damn series in the Mecha genre. Getter Robo Armageddon is 13 episodes of fucking manly win, insane fights, beautiful gore, and screaming voices yelling out awesome attack names.
New Getter Robo! Much like Armageddon, New Getter Robo is the most manly FUCKWIN thing ever, released three years before Gurren Lagann, New Getter Robo is where Gurren Lagann got a LOT of its chops. From insane stunts, battles, and the unlimited power of the Getter, New Getter Robo is what you watch to put FUCKING hair on your chest, and make your balls hard as steel and golden. If you don't watch it, you are weak, you need to watch it and become strong.
Mazinkaiser. There are few mecha more iconic than the Big Mazinger himself, he's been in virtually every single Super Robot Wars games, and he's the grandaddy of every mecha from the Big O, to Gurren Lagann, to Gaogaigar. Mazinkaiser is the shit, and much like New Getter Robo, if you don't watch it you are weak, watch it to become strong.
Mazinkaiser SKL...I cannot fully make you understand the SHEER manliness this one breaths and SHITS out. So let me sum it up...FUCKING MOTORCYCLE LIGHTNING SPEWING SKELETON HORSE ROBOT! There, that should do it enough justice...okay, fine. So there's two men, so balls out freaking insane they eat danger and shit bullets, and they're dropped into a place that is gonna blow up the planet due to some gravity engine...OH WHO FUCKING CARES?! They go nuts, people go dead, robots go boom, and ENDLESS BLOOD IS SPILLED! GO WATCH IT!
Mobile Suit Gundam, the iconic legend that it is, it begun the Real Robot Genre, and practically redefined Mecha anime for the past 30 or so years, it's gotten terribly bloated over time, but the original trilogy of films and the original 40 episode Anime still hold up remarkably well, and are a treat to enjoy.
Attack on Titan. Simply, fucking, amazing. It is one of the best anime released in recent years, and one that can stand up with dark fantasy heavy hitters like Berserk or Claymore, it rocks pure and simple. And that's just from the manga.
Kill La Kill. From the creative minds behind Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, comes a fan service filled glorious anime that is beyond entertaining. Every character down to many of the villains are enjoyable, but none more so than Mako. She is DA best. The ending was a little bullshit, just a little bullshit. But I still enjoyed it quite a lot.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. A series that exemplifies manly, fabulousness, and brilliance better than many I can name. Every part has its good moments, all the way from the very first series to the most recent, and every part has a cast of interesting and colorful characters with a wide range of powers and abilities. Some of Anime's greatest fights come from this series, and some of the best fighting games came from this series. In short, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is brilliant beyond measure and it is much recommended by me.
Onepunch Man. FUCKING BRILLIANT BEYOND ALL FUCKING MEASURE! Ooooh GOD! I love this manga! Combining fucking amazing artwork, great writing, a cast of over the top characters, extraordinary humor, and one of the most OP main heroes in Manga's history into one fucking beautiful glorious spectacle!! I fucking love it!
Danganronpa;The Animation. This is a fantastic show that just needs to be seen period! A murder mystery anime that is about 13 episodes long, it moves at a rapid pace, telling a mysterious conspiracy about a school where one has to kill to graduate. On top of an amazing story, well written characters, some of the most over the top executions I've ever seen, great writing, an engrossing plot that makes you want to see what happens next, incredible design work, it also has one of the most hilariously sadistic villains of all time voiced by the legendary woman behind Doraemon. It is a must see anime.
The Gamer. I don't read many Manhua, but when I do, I want them to be more like this one. The Gamer is a fantastic little series that although slow has a good rhythm of comedy, action, and writing that adds to the manga as a whole. The basic premise is simple, Han-Jee Han, a Korean teenager finds himself blessed or cursed with the Ability the Gamer, making him literally a video game character in real life. From there on he becomes involved with a mysterious world called the Abyss, and is forced to adapt and grow as a character while meeting a collection of odd folks and people as he does.
Toriko. To say the least about this series, it is a foodie's fucking dream anime. The designs of the food, the characters, the fights, all of it is sheer brilliance. It is easily one of my all time favorite manga, and one of the best I've read in a long time. I love virtually all of the good guy characters, and especially more since the series starts off with Toriko being extremely strong, and continues with him being extremely strong.
Magi: Magic of the Labyrinth. Combining arabic folklore with some honestly really damned cool concepts, this manga is definitely one that defies all expectations, it is a fantastically fun read and one that definitely goes above and beyond the normal Shonen manga. I'd even go so far as saying that it is one of the best manga released in a long while, especially for one released in the new decade.
I'll add some more later on
Favorite characters in series.
Train Heartnet. He makes shooting people look so easy! Oh, and Kyoko's awesome.
Kazuki Muto. Kid's a tough little trooper, and I find it surprising that he was actually older than Ichigo when he did most of his shit. Still tough as nails.
Captain Bravo. Bravo! Bravo Punch! Bravo Kick! Bravo Kiss! Dude's a RIOT! I love his antics.
Masked Papillion AKA Koushaku Chono. Guy is just plain funny, and his relationship with Kazuki is drop dead hilarious.
Oka Hayasaka. Girl is a TOUGH one, really hard-core and surprisingly honest. I love her relationship with Kazuki and Gozen, and how she seems to have a small crush on him. She's said to have an evil side, but I think she's kinder than she realizes.
Me, myself, and I. SHAMELESS, SHAMELESS EGOTISM AT IT'S WORST! But it's still FUN to be self centered, just hard to make friends.
Shinji Ikari. The poster boy for the Emo Kid, he's a fairly depressing individual, but he is a good person... Just don't piss him off.
Ranma Saotome. An awesome Martial artist in a world of insanity, fighting on to prevent the forces of evil from awakening the Dread Monster Akane, he is OUR last hope to survive her forces of evil...FIGHT ON RANMA! FIGHT ON FOR JUSTICE, HONOR, AND THE DEATH OF A BITCH!
Winnie the Pooh. He's the greatest Teddy bear to have ever lived...
Tigger. He SHAPED my growth as a human being, helped cure Cancer, and is the closest thing to a Father I have...Not really, but he's still funny, dammit.
Ichigo Kurosaki. He's my FAVORITE character in Bleach, not KENPACHI, but the Big Captain comes a close second in my book.
Zaraki Kenpachi... He is the ultimate bad-ass... Him and Alucard, not the Castlevania one. The one from Hellsing.
Monkey D. Luffy... God, I wish had a devil fruit power... Like... The Hana Hana fruit...Hehehe...
Negi Springfield.. Ah, the only male in an Anime series that can look up a women's skirt and not get hit. He'll be such a stud when he grows up.
Evangeline A.K McDowell... My favorite girl in Negima, if not of any series... Let's see Inner-Moka fight her! It'd BE over so fast
Rozalin Zenon... She is the best girl ever made by Ichi Nippon, her and Etna... Adell... You sir, are the most lucky sonuvabitch ever! Damn you for getting her!! Damn you to... Ah... Ahhh...uhh... Damn you to... Shit... Well, something even worse then hell!
Edward Elric. The guy is fifteen, can already kick more ass then people ten times his age and he can have emotional moments and still be a badass. Plus the Short rant's make up for his bad temper..heh.
Jio Freed... He's SATAN! Pretty much, but he's still COOL!
Gon Freaks. He's pretty awesome too... WAY cooler than Negi.
Vash the Stampede, who could not like this guy? He's got so much shit heaped on him, yet he can still be so cheerful and nice. He really is a good man.
Ein. He's damned awesome, oh, and Einherjar is bad-ass. And did I forget he took on a god and won? All for the sake of the women he loves? He's cool
Zero, he's a fucking talking wolf. That can clone himself, and grow wings! There's no reason why he isn't awesome.
Pitou, she. YES! SHE! Is damned funny, and I do wish that she fought Gon earlier, would've made for a fucking awesome rematch.. Sigh...
Felix, he's better then Issac in every single way, 'nuff said.
Yoh Asukura, he's so lazy..But! He's easily one of the most awesome characters in any series ever made. Pity that compared to Hao...He's so weak...Fucking Hao..
Alucard(Hellsing version) He is the ultimate Anime Bad-ass next to Zaraki, the only thing I don't like, is the weird ass hat...Really, other then that he's awesome...
Stun, truly a bad-ass character, and he can pull off the bad-ass look without coming off as an asshole or blood thirsty psychopath...Cough Gado,Xion cough!!
Kohryu, my favorite mechanical mole ninja bad-ass, if only he appeared in more games...
Bukuryu, best ninja-mole ever! Next to Kohryu of course.
Xion, ah... So awesome he is...If only he killed Long, that glasses wearing prick...
Neliel Tu Oderschvank, Itsygo!! Ah, funny,cute, and has some of the best lines in Bleach...Pity she didn't show up sooner, and she didn't get the ability to switch from adult to child at will or at least according to her emotions...Whenever she's calmed down or in an Ichigo sex-craze she goes adult, whenever she's pissed or upset she goes child...I really wish Kubo had took a leaf out of Akumetsu's book and did what he succeeded with Evangeline, and used for Nel.
Majin Buu, "I'll turn you to chocolate!!" Hahha...Dammed Baby Vegeta...Killed off the best villain turned good character of all time..
Bit Cloud, the best junk-dealing, joking, none serious, giant animal mech riding,team leader ever!!
Sir Integral/Integra Wingates Hellsing, my favorite girl in Hellsing, bad-ass, competent, intelligent, strong willed, beautiful, and the only woman who can keep Alucard on a leash and not come off as a bitch.
Rip Van Winkle, another cool character in Hellsing, she actually confused me when she first showed up, because I had no idea what gender she was..It was her suit,okay?! But I do love how she uses that rifle of hers..and the magical direction changing bullets.
Kirin, pity he does not fight more often...Dammit! But I love that pickle scoffing, three eyed, sake chugging, swordsmen.
Ponzu, an intelligent cosplaying hacker...Best combination for a female ever.
Greed, one of the most bad-ass side-characters ever made, it sucks some serious ass that he got killed off by the biggest bastard this side of Gendo Ikari.
Chrono, God I love that red-haired Katana wielding, time traveling, harem-master, warrior.
Lina, ah...Such a sweet,clever, cute, and adorable little archer she is...Go Ein go!
Yakari Sendo, my favorite little sex-hungry witch... Pity she hasn't had sex with Tsukine yet...Come on girl! Bag yourself a man!
Light Yagami, the most intelligent and slick bastard I've laid my eyes yet...Fuckin' L, stopping him from taking over his world...Stupid douche.
Danny Boy, one of the coolest demon children ever in the series, and he got killed off so fast. God dammit, he was so cool. And he had such an awesome power...
Ria, another cool demon child, I liked her power, and she was so adorable...Pity she had such a bad memory and experience.
Kafka Sunbeam, the name alone puts him on the list, and he has such cool eyes...Oh, and in the recent events of the manga, we see him do some crazy shit... I say recent, in reality it's been more like a few years. Ah well, disclaimers.
Ramza Beoulve, such a cool character, and he broke the tradition of the later Final Fantasy games, by being an actual human being, he has feelings, he can relate to people and interact with them politely, he helps others of his own free will and because it's right, he can care for and love others, and most importantly, he doesn't over compensate with a massive sword or lame gun-blade knock off.
The Terminator, second version of course, God but Arnie was such a bad-ass...Fucking T-1000.
Grimmlock, my personal favorite Autobot, and the best fuckin' one in the series HE TURNS INTO A MOTHER FUCKIN' T-REX!... I like Dinosaurs.
Sonny, he is so cool, and I love how he acts and talks...Pity he doesn't show up more often...Well, he did have some great moments... so I'll let that slide... I guess...
Lum, she makes Urusei Yatsura happen man, without her, nothing, dammit Ataru! See that sexy,awesome, and sweet Oni babe? That's your wife, that's who you love, have sex with her, AND STOP CHEATING ON HER!! FUCKER!! UAAAGH!! Okay, but really man, stop being a dick and go for her.
Wario, I...Am fond of that fat,gross,and greedy bastard...But, my question is this, why, in,the,name,of,all,that,is,sacred, did he get turned into the gross humor man of Nintendo?
Luigi, why Nintendo? Why make him a scared little pussy? Why? He's like the bastion to little brothers everywhere! He's the manifestation of every fight over the player 1 controller! He's practically the unsung hero of sibling rivalry!
Serene, my second favorite girl in Riviera, dammit, but she's awesome.
Sir Schmoopy of Awesometin. Again, like Kafka Sunbeam, his name is awesome enough. However, he's funny, and he's the best dual nunchuck using Wizard of all time. " I wanna cast a spell...I USE FLARE!!"
Neku Sakuraba, haha! God dammit, I love that sullen hate filled bastard, who else can look so cool, and then utterly crush your hopes,dreams,and self esteem? Yahtzee anyone?
Hade's, outside of the fact that he got royally screwed over in terms of what he rules, his special weapon, and his wife...he's great. Hercules showed that he could be funny, and that the other god's and goddess were assholes to him. He is a raging jerk though, let's not beat around the bush, but hey, he did get gipped pretty damn hard.
Kusano Aka Ku-chan, ah yes...the cutest and sweetest girl in Sekirei...I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!Ahem, yes, well, she is very adorable, that is very apparent when she puts on that wagtail costume,with her tiny and sweet little face sticking out of it with that blush and innocent look on her face...Ahah, right...Well...yes...Fuck..I AM a Lolicon...
Hibiki and Hikari, my personal favorites, both of them are awesome and I love how they can be such vicious opponents one second, then burst into a rant about Seo's worthlessness...And boy, he is worthless...
Dachi, even if he is a clone of Jio just with red eyes, he's pretty awesome... 'Cos he fights with Stickers...
Blaze, hot damn! I love that cat, and she and Sonic make the best couple in the whole series, fuck SonAmy! SonBlaz is where it's at!!
Midna, she is without a doubt, the best partner in Zelda history. Snarky, funny, sexy, cool,classy, and she is a very possible love interest for Link...But, naturally, they pulled a DICK ending on us.
Matsu, I fucking ..love her, she's so awesome, it sucks though that she hasn't gotten nearly enough screen time as she deserves..Fucking Musubi.
The Martial Art's Dugong's. Not just one awesome character..BUT AN ENTIRE RACE OF 'EM!! THEY'RE AWESOME! But you gotta wonder...does Oda just come up with this shit on the fly, or does he do weed while watching Dragon Ball Z episodes? You're either a FUCKING genius or high as a kite to come up with stuff that cool.
Portagas D. Ace. We WILL Miss you Good Sir Ace...:( Off with your awesome hats gent's, I know this is a few months late, but his death WILL be regretted...And AKAINU will suffer for it...Hopefully.
Samus Aran, as Stuttering Craig said, the coolest bounty hunter in the universe...And the sexiest...
Morrigan Aensland, fuck yeah! The greatest Sucuubus in the entire history of any series ever! Damn, but I love her...Also, that Fag Dimitri, who in their right mind even thinks that a woman like Morrigan Aensland would even go for such a steriod popping,fuck ugly, and obivously stuck up his own ass freak show? If anyone has a chance with her, it's fucking Alucard from Hellsing, Morrigan's got way too much class and actual power to go for Dimitri, she needs a man worthy of her. Which Alucard is, spell Alucard backwards for me flamers and retarded DimitriXMorrigan shipers, Dra-cu-la. Fucking Dracula!! The lord of all fucking vampire's, the most powerful vampire to have ever lived! If he's not better then Dimitri in your eyes, then you're just too fucking stupid to let live. Seriously, do the world a nice big favor, and jump into a pit of rabid lawyers.
Earthworm Jim, ah yes...The greatest super powered worm in the universe...Groovy!! Haha! Yes, Groovy indeed.
Rose, ah yes, the single greatest talking,female, winged,ribbon wearing, form changing,smart, funny, cat ever.
Oga Tatsumi..Truly the most evil,nasty,shitty bastard to have ever been born. I love him!!
Baby Zoro AKA Demon Prince Beelzebub. He does look like a baby Zoro, all he needs is a bandana,three swords, and a baby Luffy to complete him.
Mamii, she's awesome, funny, sexy,powerful, and she has some of the funniest lines. Also she strips at a moments notice..Heheh, also she's a mummy babe, and think about her name. Mamii,Mummy,Mommy, see it? A pattern of awesomeness.
Aki, another cool character, also he has one of the coolest forms ever. A Diwolf, which is a combo of a werwwolf and a demon I think..Uhh... He's cool leave it at that.
James, he's awesome and he gets one of the best forms ever. A transformer, oh, and how his face always pops off is hilarious
Teppa Aizen, something just endears to me to him. Might be his glasses, his perverted actions, his cloth weapon, or...Just because he's awesome!
Kuga Natsuki, no matter what, this girl is a fighter to the end. I hope she claims Yuuchi for herself in the end of it...Oh..but she doesn't. does she?! FUCK YOU MAI! YOU SUCK!
Dante Sparda. As a gaming magazine once said..#1 Video game bad-ass in history..Oh, and the guy's a pimp too...C'mon, we ALL know he is.
Ragna the Bloodedge. He looks like Cloud Strife and Dante fused together, change his outfit to his ensemble where he has blond hair and blue clothes and you'll see what I mean... He's still damned cool and bad-ass.
Taokaka: BOOBIE LADY!! Hah..hahahaha...ah, yes, who cannot love Tao?
Rachel Alucard, a great character period, Nago and Gii are hilarious to watch at times, and she makes a great pair with Ragna. One of her ending CG's shows this point exactly, she cares for him a great deal, why else would she go through 720 or so t*(Censored for spoilers)over and over again just for him to try to and live when she could just kill him and end all of it?
Doctor Hellsing( Edward Von Sloan version) ah yes, my favorite character from the movie, he was so cool, he alone was the main character and helped kill Dracula single handedly, sucks that in Dracula's daughter he only gets a precious few lines of dialogue..
Oswald, he looks bad-ass, and is bad-ass, he deserves a happy ending.
Odette, a classy, sexy, and awesome villianess, she stole the show for me. Yeah, she's pretty much a corpse with a giant spider underneath her dress, but she's still awesome.
Rumble, he's cool, both a jerk and a rather complex character at the same time, personally I believe he and Val make a great couple, but a lot of the other girls would do well with him as well.
Queen of Dreams, holy shit... She's hot, those Baku are fucking lucky creatures to have her as a queen.
Val, she makes a really good love interest for Rumble, and she's so good for him too. If only the dumb ass would get his act together and realize what a good girl she is.
Sora, kid has got a major pair of stones. For one, he fights alongside Disney characters and that's gotta be pretty tough considering he's basically an anime character, two, he fights with the universes bluntest sword, a giant "Key-blade" those two things alone take a pair of ball's bigger then planet's.
Renton Thurston, you gotta give the kid some credit for what he does. He put up with a ton of abuse from Holland, all for Eureka, then he pilots the Nirvash to protect her, and finally saves her in the end of all the shit going down.
Ray and Charles Beams, they were Renton's family in ways that his actual one never were, they really did love him which makes it so sad in the end from what happened to them. DAMN YOU HOLLAND AND TAIHO!
Anemone, damn...I love her, she's awesome. She's also very complex as the series progresses, going from sociopathic insanity to broken down sobbing, she covers a wid spectrum of emotions and actions, ending with a final battle with the Nirvash and then...! Can't spoil too much.
Brooks, ah, my personal favorite of the Strawhat's, he's awesome. Love his skull jokes, his perverted antic's, and his singing.
Perona. She's my personal favorite Villian in One Piece. Right there with Califa/Kalifa/Karifa/Carifa...You get the picture.
Crona. I don't know how to deal with liking Crona...
Vash the Stampede. LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE! REPEAT AFTER ME! LOVE AND PEACE!
Zepairu/Zepile. One of the coolest minor characters in HXH, Zepile won me over by being such a snazzy guy, for being great with scams, and for generally being a fun dude. His face is pretty amusing, and I like the guys style.
Leroy Schwartz. I KEEP on forgetting his name, but I'll never forget this guys actions. In a media where the main's RARELY get it on with hot busty chicks, he stands out as one for actually SCREWING the hottest chick in the Manga. Sad thing is, she died soon after. Guy was pretty hardcore, as he could regenerate from intense damage, and TURN into a freakin' DEMON with metal tentacles to boot.
Asura. What a wild man, so completely bad-ass, and fun to play as. Probably one of Capcom's BEST games in a long time...AND THE UNIVERSES BEST DAD! I rarely cry, but when I do...I BAWL. Asura is the UNIVERSES Best Dad, don't let ANYONE tell you he ain't.
Tendou Souji. Grandmother Said this:" Tendou Souji is awesome." And thus was it so. Seriously, I love this guy, his arrogance makes a lot of Kamen Rider Kabuto MORE fun.
Arata Kagami. I LOVE how angry he is, and how much energy he packs into his preformance as well as how hot blooded he is.
Yaguruma Sou. The Emo Rider, gotta love how he acts and how terribly depressing he is. Plus he's remarkably bad-ass when he wants to be.
Kazama Daisuke. I love how free spirited he is, and how much fun he has with his Make up techniques. Gotta love Kamen Rider Drake.
Tendou Juka. EVERY scene she's in is solid gold. Natsumi Okumura packs a ton of energy into her preformance and she's an utter delight to watch.
Eji Hino. Seriously, he's one of the nicest people I've ever seen in a series, and his struggles to help people are all the more potent due to his kindness. He's perfect as the Desire Rider, because he himself has no desire.
Ankh. What can I say about Ankh that hasn't already been said? He's a complete asshole who has a lot of moments of depth and growth as a character. And he's fun to observe and listen to. I empathize the most with him out of all the characters. He's a very temperamental jerk who has a deep contempt for stupidity and humanity in general, with a huge love of Ice pops and with a ton of anger, that sounds...a little like me.
Kouji Kabuto. The Original Super Robot pilot himself, the hot blooded hero whose battles are never finished. His character inspired many other Hot blooded heroes to come, and through him we have everything we know and love about Super robots today.
Magami and Kaidou. Two absolutely INSANE maniacs, who go around slaughtering everything in their bloody path. Magami's the cool collected Gun Kata master, and Kaidou's the violently insane sword wielder. A match made in hell, or made because they ARE HELL!
Hayato Jin, a psychotic terrorist who kills people with violent ear pokes, the second core member of the Getter Team, and Ryoma's pal in psychotic murder and asskicking. What more can you say about the nutcase except:" DRILL HURRICANE!"
Soul Eater Evans, the guy rocks, and his cool unflappable yet psychotic attitude is pretty much what makes him such a solid bad-ass.
Levi. Neat-freak bad-ass swordsmen who fights with wire-fu, the man is awesome beyond belief and if you're in his path, best fuck off.
Eren Jaeger. I Want To Kill All Titans! Such a simple sentence that doesn't even begin to describe the shit on his plate and what Eren's deal is. He's practically a few steps away from being mentally unsound, and the fact that his best friends are A. An emotionally dead near sociopath whose obsession with him runs the gauntlet of creepy and then some. And B. A whiny whinging little Aryan bitch whose pussy nature gets him nommed by a Titan and who he has to save. Doesn't help his mental state any. But he makes his due and I love the guy regardless.
Kenzaki Kazuma. Hot-blooded, heroic, with the ideals of a true hero, Kenzaki makes Kamen Rider Blade work and his awesomeness is practically what makes him the most bad-ass thing in the series, well next to Haijime Aikawa. I love Kenzaki, plus that little Spade necklace he sports is pretty damn spiffy. Kenzaki becomes someone you believe in, someone whose pride as a hero makes him into the person everyone can look up to, he's an excellent Heisai era rider, and probably one of the best of the Millennium.
Sakuya Tachibana. The guy goes through so much emotional shit it's really tragic, he really becomes someone you root for and want to believe in, not a true hero like Kenzaki is, Sakuya's much more selfish, but that's what makes his heroic and cool moments with Blade work. When Garren gets his shit in gear, he becomes a brilliant comrade Rider to Blade, for much of the series he supplies the back up to Kenzaki, eventually Chalice becomes his replacement, and near the absolute end of the series Leangle becomes Chalice's replacement. But for the longest time, the duo was Red and Blue vs the world, and that's what I respect about Sakuya Tachibana. He's not the bad-ass that Chalice is, nor is he the absolute monster that Kenzaki ascends to, but he makes his due and he becomes a true hero by the end of the series.
Takumi Inui. One of the best characters and best heroes of the Kamen Rider Series, everything about Takumi is awesome, from his personality to his character to the truth surrounding his origins. He's angry and confrontational, but when your back's to the wall, Takumi's always there to give his help when one needs it. A true hero comes from what one does with the power they're given, and he is more than deserving to use the power of Faiz and fight for justice and peace.
Keitarou Kikuchi. Out of the main characters, Keitarou definitely goes through some of the worst ups and downs, he powers on through them to try his best to help out Mari and Takumi, and through he is a relatively normal person, he is also a very sympathetic and kind human being. His suffering is very hard to bear witness to, and what happens with him and his sub-plots are among the saddest moments in all of Faiz, hell maybe even all of Kamen Rider history. He is a very happy person and his happiness hides a great deal of pain and sorrow, which I can respect as when Keitarou breaks down, it tears my heart out as even he can't hold back his pain anymore.
Yuuji Kiba. The second co-star of Faiz, Kiba's character is tied deeply to Takumi's own, his struggles are central to the plot and he's the first person we learn about in the show. Not only does Kiba go through a great deal of tragedy, he develops into a very respectable person who pushes past his own sorrows to try and find hope for humanity. In the end his story arc concludes in a truly tragic way, which gives me no small amounts of sorrow for him.
Raleigh Becket. I love bad-asses, I love bad-asses who pilot mecha, I love bad-asses who make it their job to fight giant monsters with giant mecha... So I love Raleigh.
Satsuki Kiryuuin. She is solid fucking platinum gold, everything about her, from her Kamui, to her bushy eyebrows, to her face is great. She's the perfect rival to Ryuko, and one I am definitely looking forward to seeing her get a rematch with.
Ryuko Matoi. Hot blooded doesn't even begin to describe Ryuko's anger, if and when she gets fire powers I won't be surprised, she bleeds fiery temper and rage from every word she says. I love it, she's basically a super robot pilot out of a super robot.
Mako Mankanshoku. She is the joy, the love, and the heart of Kill La Kill, every Mako speech is gut-bustingly funny, everything she says, does, and thinks is the best damn thing. And overall if you don't like Mako, you don't get what's great about Kill La Kill.
Yukino Mayauzumi. YUKINO-SAN! My all time favorite Persona character, Yukino-san is tough as nails, bad-ass, and could make Jotaro Kujo back off with her strength of will. On top of a really cool and sympathetic backstory, some genuinely heart-warming inspiration from her teacher, and the friendships she made, Yukino-san is a top-notch Persona user and one who I intensely love as a character. She makes the ultimate sacrifice in Persona 2, and sheds her Persona usage for the sake of another who needed that power more than she did. Sometimes, the mark of a truly excellent main character, is knowing when it's time to pass the torch and let the young-blood's take over.
Yuka Ayase. She comes off as a bit of a spoiled rotten self-absorbed bitch at first, the typical shallow valley girl personality that's as vapid as aether and just as vicious, but as she progresses, especially in the Snow Queen Quest, you get to see Yuka's development into a very respectable young lady and one that definitely deserves props for breaking out of her shell and turning into a fairly complex character. She loses the bitchy vapid attitude and becomes a spunky hot-tempered tough girl who can hold her own just as well as any of the boys. I lament that we never get to see WHAT happened to her after Persona 1, but my best guess is that she married one of the cast members.
Luso Clemens. A character that knows full-well the power of wit and irony, plus one that is exceedingly cheerful and fun to watch on his adventure, in many ways Luso is a drastically different character than some FFtards would be comfortable with. He's a young teenager and not a bishonen, he's brave and kind instead of being stoic and emo, he exudes good-will and a cheery upbeat attitude in a world of wonder instead of whining about it for the entire game, and he's funny. Proof that 2008 was a great year for Square-Enix fans.
Saitaima. Now this is what Manga needs more of! A completely fucking awesome main character who routinely kicks the fuck out of EVERYONE and EVERYTHING crossing his path. Saitama's entire character bleeds awesomeness and badassery, on top of making Bald people cool again in Anime, he just kicks the shit out of monsters, martial artists, cyborgs, aliens, and whatever else gets in his way. Despite his immense strength and power, easily putting him as the most powerful character in his series, he's routinely disregarded and thought poorly of by virtually everyone in the world, yet he continues on with his hero hobby because it's what he enjoys doing. That's the mark of a true hero.
Genos. The ever entertaining sidekick to Saitaima, it's hard not to like Genos since he looks badass, is a bad-ass, and kicks enough ass that he can give Saitaima decent back up. He's very likeable and the fact that he totally respects Saitaima is what endears him to me, he's fully aware that Saitaima doesn't get the respect he deserves and is highly defensive of the man when people disregard him. Plus he has some of the more entertaining comedic moments with Saitaima, which is what makes him fun as hell.
Shin-Il Sun. The fun martial arts badass to Han-Jee Han's more over the top Gamer, Shin-Il Sun will rapidly grow on you as you read the Gamer. On top of being a badass yet likeable visual cross between Gin Ichimaru from Bleach and Hazama/Terumi from BlazBlue, the guy's absolutely hilarious in every given situation he's in, including dragging a zombie along behind him by its neck and letting one bite his ki reinforced arm before crushing its neck with a single twist of his hand.
I think it's high time I made a list like this, so here we go. The people from Video games, Anime, Movies, Books and comic's that I hate.
Jinkuro, what a fuckin' asshole!! This guy is such a dickweed, possessed poor Momohime's body and is running around threatening people and acting like such a bastard. Why the hell Kongiku follows him AND likes him I'll never know, I really hope that this guy gets what's coming to him. Also, how the fuck does he know Oboro style? I thought Kisuke was the current and only user? Yes, I played as the bad-ass Ninja first, sue me. Oh yeah, he's a royal a-hole, killed his Sensai and fellow students all to keep Oboro style to himself...God!!! What a dick!!!
Aizen Sousuke, seriously this guy is a total asshole. Look up Psychopath for me on Wikipedia or whatever, and then you'll see what I mean. This guy is pure evil, and yes he is MASSIVELY over powered. It's not enough that his Zanpakuto has the cheapest fucking ability, nooo, he has to be roughly as strong as Yamamoto, as fast as Soi-Fong or Yoruichi on a bad day, able to kick around Tessai in a Kido fight, skilled enough to bitch slap all of the Vaizard's and captains even if they were tired out, and able to regenerate from wounds that SHOULD kill him...Dear, fucking, God, how in the hell is this bastard supposed to be beat?! And he was, but he's a bondage lord of the gimps now, and that's even worse!
Hao Asukura...Words alone, cannot describe the level of hate and loathing I have for this guy. One, he killed some of the coolest minor characters ever, the X-law's, he killed that awesome Native American babe just because she showed Yoh and his crew what a dick he was, he's killed a ton of people from all over the world, he stole and was using the god dammned Spirit of Fire for his own personal killing machine when it wasn't even his to begin with, he's attacked and tried to kill his own fucking family members, they're descended from him afterall, he all but murdered Yoh's real brother while still in the womb, he's gathered up a small army of brain washed slaves to his will, he's attacked and tried to kill Yoh so many times I'm surprised he's still alive, he's been a bastard and a psychotic douche for well over two thousand years, and he won the spirit tourniment just 'cos the writer of the manga couldn't make him a defeatable villian. How the hell, anyone could like this sorry sack of shit, I will never know. He's been unlikable since day one to me, and I'm really upset he didn't get a royal ass kicking like...
Clear, bastard he was, but at least Gash taught this asshole what for, Hao didn't even once, to my knowledge of the manga get his ass kicked, he's won in every single fight he's been in, and has never been given a good thrashing except by his mom at the very,very,very fucking end of Shaman King. It's very irritating to me, but this is where Clear kicks in. So Clear had the ability to summon weapons and shit, he pretty much tore through all of the people he fought, with a ton of cheap powers, oh and his Book handler was a bloodthirsty little brat of a baby, see? This is why I hate babies, I'd love to punch one in the face like Solid Snake does all the time for fun... Anyway, so Clear got what was coming to him in the end, Gash stomped a mudhole through this dilhole's ass and looked super cool doing it too. Clear was overpowered but he was beaten and got what was coming to him for a looonnggg time which pleased me to no end...although his other form at the end was pretty damned retarded looking, and I'm displeased the bastard even got a happy ending..
The King, outside of being a complete and utter Cell ripoff, this guy is unlikable at least to me, he's arrogant, blood thirsty, over powered even now, a manical tyrent full of himself, and he did something...Completely unforgivable in my eyes, he killed and mutilated an innocent family, just because he could, oh and he ate the brains of a poor little girl after killing her himself. This guy is a total bastard through and through, and what's worse...One of the coolest old dudes ever got knocked off( I stand corrected thanks to Artful Lounger, thanks Old bastard.), the old man president is dead now. Used a fucking bomb and everything and went out like a real champ, and the King...still survives thanks to his loyal butt-buddy minions...At least Pitou's the only sane one among his little gang of merry-men.
Demitri Maximoff, outside of being the worst excuse for a vampire since Edward Cullen's(HAH!) this guy is so laughable, look at him. He's a damned 'roid raging vampire who dresses like he wanted to be a Super Villian as a child and then stole Akuma's eyes and hair style minus the top-knot because then Akuma'd get pissed off and stomp this loser into the ground. Pffth, this guys is also so lame he has to steal Morrigan's moveset and try to replace her because he's such a dork he wants to steal the show from her. I mean jeez, could Capcom make this guy any more stupid? Here's an Idea Capcom, do a crossover with Twilight and Hellsing, then have Edward and Dimitri join forces and next have Alucard blow a hole in the two wusspires and have a rocking heavy metal theme in the background as a massive crowd of true vampire's cheers the lord of darkness on. And finally have Morrigan do a threesome with Alucard and Integral while Sera's is dunked into a vat of blood and forced to drink it or drown.
Brigan, this guy is a vile, horrible, piece of shit. He not only wants to take over Ragnanival and nearly succeeded thanks to Odette trying to stack the odds in her favor for getting Oswald, but he also wanted to rape and turn Gwendolyn into a sex slave. This guy is an ugly, uncouth, traitorous scumbag who should've been killed as a baby.
Riku, this silver haired prick is the embodiment of ALL that is wrong with the Japanese cliche cool guy who is actually an ass and absolutely insufferable douchebag character. He's a prick who pisses me off with EVERY line of dialogue he spouts, and every thing he does, how the fuck Sora can stand this asshat and not go on a murderous rampage is beyond me. Beh, whateve. Also, if it makes any sense, his copy is an even BIGGER douche-bag then he is!! What the hell?
Jafer, this guy is without a doubt in my mind, the BIGGEST sleazeball Disney ever made. He's an oily, traitorous, smug, ugly, and utterly arrogant bastard. The guy makes me sick to the stomach just hearing him talk, let alone his appearance will make babies cry. Guy's a prick for a lot of things, trying to take over Agrabah, trying to molest and possibly rape Princess Jasmine, treating Aladdin with contempt, bossing around Iago whose awesome, stealing Genie's lamp and using the lovable Blue smoke wisp as a weapon, turning himself a Genie and trying to pull that evil plot in the second movie, and overall making himself out to be a completely unlikeable fuck. He got what was coming to him at the end of the second movie, good job Iago!
Wrath(Manga version.) Guy seemed really cool early on, when he was a goofy president who could seem serious when he needed to, but then. all of a sudden, he becomes the Bastard King out of the blue. Completely lost all affection I had for the guy when he killed off Greed's gang and stomped a mudhole in the guys ass.
Dewey Novak, guy's evil. 'Nuff said, pure, evil. He's a manical crackpot with a god complex and he very nearly won in the end. Can't spoil too much but damn, the guy went out with a bang.
Terumi, this guy pisses me the hell off, not only did he turn Jin part crazy, kidnap Saya AND burn down the place that Ragna grew up in, he also cut off Ragna's right arm, is a royal asswad to just about everyone in the series who knew what the hell was going on, and of course he got power from Noel too. Man, guy's an asshole and I'd love to smash the bastard to pieces.
Creed, creepy, evil, manical, and just plain gay. Creed is a royal nutjob, with some serious issues to work with, especially his freaky obsession with Train. Man, he's weird, but I personally think he'd do well as a girl. Might make his murder of Saya a little more bearable, not that it would help much.
Spandam. God! I hate this guy, complete and utter bastard, every line this guy spouts out pisses me off, his comic relief is funny if only because he suffers during it, horrible prick who deserves to be killed. And..HOW THE FUCK IS HE MORE POPULAR THEN KALIFA?!?! Seriously! Either the Japanese are fuckin' morons, or they have a love for people who completely unlikeable...second one makes way more sense and isn't as insulting. Getting Funkfreed dropped on him and breaking his spine was letting him off to easy
Musubi. God she pisses me off, it's not enough that she's retarded,annoying, useless, completely overated and unattractive compared to babes like Kazehana, Matsu, and Tsukiumi, she has to be a quality blackhole from which everything good about Sekirei is sucked into, almost ruining the series due to her sheer retardedness, it's like Yahtzee said, it's like her stupidity is so dense that her gravational pull sucks in every passing good thing into her face, to paraphase the man I mean, because of her existence, everything great about Sekirei is drawn into her the longer she has screen time, and because she's THE main female character, by this point everything good about Sekirei is being pulled into her. However, due to the combined awesomeness of all of the female characters showing up and Benitsubasa kicking her retard ass, her quality blackhole is countered by an Awesomeness wavelength, but due to her Deus Ex Machina generator Yume, Benitsubasa was stopped from saving the day from Musubi's quality blackhole. Yume's like Musubi, only somewhat smarter, and she earns my ire for saving the retarded bint.
More royal asshats to come.
Quotes I liked from Characters.
Holland: When a guy comes home, walking around in his underwear is a given.
Neku Sakuraba: Then I wish I had more zippers...so I could tell you to ZIP IT.
Neku Sakuraba: Fun? Right. Every time you argue, you end up meeting halfway and getting nowhere.
Malo: I loath people who take advantage of the poor,unwashed masses.
Cornell: Not everything born of darkness is a threat to mankind
Shuga: The only one that can color all things is the pit of darkness.
Kuroki: No matter how dark it gets, the sun will surely raise again.
Oga Tatsumi: ..Men...Don't freak out crying...You'll be made fun of.
Oga Tatsumi: EVERYONE RIP OUT YOUR BRAINS!
Oga Tatsumi: Being a man means.. Once you've decided on something, you can never go back.
Lum Invader: DARLING! SATURDAY NIGHTS ARE FOR MAKING BABIES!
Robin Hood: Rise and Rise again until Lambs become Lions.
Hiccup: Ding-dong, we're dead.
Olaf the Snowman: And that's why I can't wait for summer!
Xaldin: They think the power of love will save them? That's the stuff of poetry, not practicality.
Luxord: This is generally what" wasn't aware she had returned" means,yes.
Larxene: More pain for you means more fun for me!
Mia: I don't care what you did in the past. But I am interested in what you do with the bracelet in the future.
Mia:You think it's futile? Ah, but futility is a necessity
Random Mook in Custom Robo Gamecube: Never underestimate a man in his undershorts!
Main Hero in Custom Robo Gamecube: That is the worst explanation I've ever heard in my natural-born life. You should be ashamed.
Fei Fong Wong: Don't call me 'son'. Cuz you sure ain't my 'pops.
Bowser: Oh, look! What an adorable little weakling! Hi, fella!
Professor Kolorado: Turning one's back on an ambitious dreamer... Invites others to do the same to you, old boy.
Professor Kolorado: I just want to believe in every dream this sad, old world can muster.
Magami and Kaidou: WE ARE HELL ITSELF!
Yukino"Yukki" Mayazumi: We'll beat all the stupid out of you!
Rawk Hawk: Pain.
X'tabay: Let's punch him in the cojanes until he is woman.
Luso Clemens: Has it come to this? Howling for my pay...?
My Quotes .
One act of total hatred can destroy many words of love.
Pity and mercy are for those who deserve it.
A few small acts of love can help against a infinite amount of hate.
Ignorance is a disease, wisdom is the cure.
Hentai: It's how little Anime girls and boy's are made.
The way the world will truly end, is not with a bang, or a whimper, but a soundless scream unheard throughout an uncaring void.
Life is like a bottle of booze, bitter as rotton piss, but it makes you feel good after the next ten drinks. Than you wake up, AND BAM! You feel like you're gonna die, than you drink some again and ALL is well. But don't look at the side of your bed, otherwise you'll see the heavily obese creature you just porked.
Here is something that doesn't concern my favorites... The Transformers Animated movie theme song lyrics! BOOYAH!
Something evil's watching over you,
Prepare to strike,
Strong enough to break the bravest heart,
To stand divided we will surely fall,
To destroy the evil forces of,
It's judgment day and now we've made our stand,
The Battle's over but the war has just begun,
...Was that cool or what?! Best giant robot concept ever made... Period.
Created by Insane Advocate and his two friends. Aswell as various internet sources
100 Rules of Anime
The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...
#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.
#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.
#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.
#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.
Here is my idea for the one hundred laws of Anime thing. If you want to, go check it via Google, for all Anime fan's you'll laugh your ass off at some of them... Or you can just read it here, feel free to correct me on my law, this doesn't include flaming me for doing this. Also ask my permission to copy my law, and tell me if this has already been done in the aforementioned list. So I can delete this, and then talk to that person, because if they could come with something just as funny and awesome as these aforementioned laws, then they'd be so cool to talk and chat with.
# 101- Law of The Deus Ex Machina.
Every main character be they male, female or even transgender, must have an overly powerful hidden technique, power, or weapon. This includes but is not limited to, powering up to a whole new level, gaining an entirely new outfit, wielding a magic weapon of ultimate power, having your mecha glow with power and then transform into an even bigger mecha, or just gaining a new body. If a ' Bad guy' uses his/her DEM( Deus Ex Machina.) he/she'll always transform into one of three things, a giant misshapen monster with any given number of heads,spikes, claws, and the occasional tentacle and wing, a bigger and often faster body with any number of grotesque add ons, or just gain a new outfit complete with an evil weapon that corresponds to a ' Good guy's' weapon, for men this could be either a sword or a gun, for a girl either a staff or a spear. Also no matter how powerful a ' Bad guy' may get they will almost always lose to a ' Good guy', but for certain circumstances a ' Bad guy' may win and defeat the ' Good guy' but they'll almost instantly lose after a period of time in which the ' Good guy' may gain a new weapon or power to defeat the ' Bad guy' with. This law goes with laws #55, #56, and #62.
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