at the moment im going through a stage so all i have to offer is the things i like to say during my short time here... if you have a prblem then build a bridge and get over it. there are some other things that i say but im not going to put them down at the time but i have a lot of anime stories that i really like and i really hope that you will like the stories that i thought was really good by some authers who really make me think about the story that i am about to start on. this is all i have so far but look forward to my updated profile in the later time chow for now bellas!!
Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
oh ok i love to read, play vid. games, draw, sing, dance, read and watch anime. well thats it on wat i really like to do.
i have mid. brown hair i have dark brown eyes they almost look like they are black when i am mad. im 5'10 1/2 or 5'11 but im still growing sadly my doc. says i may end up being 6ft tall sigh dats a bummer...oh well. well thats it for wat i look like...i think...oh yeah im mixed so im black with some white indian and very little french and maybe some italin. ok well yup thats really it.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit
You know you live in 2009 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'
7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object
8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)
9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces
10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.
15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
The women came from a man's rib.
Not from his feet to be walked on.
Not from his head to be superior, but
from his side to be equel.
Under the arm to be protected, and
next to the heart to be loved.
Now this is from her 2- its a post thingy and it will make you cry- or want 2
Think before you give someone a gun or say it's cool okay because people lose importent people in there live to think before you say or do...
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that PAUL should have IMPRINTED on BELLA and EDWARD should have NEVER came BACK copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think PAUL is hot and you want him to imprint on you copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your pro.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them.
I'm the kind of girl who in an awkward silence or when someone says something awkward, would laugh.
I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.
I'm the kind of girl that is is so random and stupid, nothing i do now can make me feel like a retard.
They laugh because we're losers...
A brunnett was walking back and forth from her house to her mail box. She made the trip over and over again. Finally her neighbor asked her what she was doing. She replied "My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
there are three kinds of people in this world, ones who can count, and ones who can't
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
O.o I can actually understand this... T.T :D
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is sarah
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4:Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso
6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8:Don't use any punctuation
9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"
12:Sing along at the opera
13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON"
18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose"
19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll