Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
Hello everyone. As you can probably tell by my avatar picture thingy, I'm in love with the Twilight series. Edward is wayyyyyyyyy better than Jacob. I think I'm the only Edward lover that doesn't hate Jacob with the passion of a thousand burning suns. Or want him to go die in a hole with McClellan. Or throw him in a lake. Or off a cliff. Or into the fiery depths of hell. Oh, and if you want to know how obsessed with Twilight I am, Edward introduces himself on page 43 in Twilight, and leaves on page 73 in New Moon, and comes back on page...wait, damnit. i forgot, (runs to room to pull book from nightstand)...here it is, page 451!! Aren't you proud of me?? Well, Bella sees Edward on page 451, but he doesn't actually talk until page 452. Never ask about my favorite quotes because I have too many; at least 20 quotes per book, that's a total of 60-ish. And it'll be more when the next book comes out!! So, well, my friend told me about this site, and it's really (fill blank with approiate word) . hehehehe It may be hard to believe, but I crack myself up. I'm serious, I think the stupidest things in the world are absolutely hilarious!!So, yeah, this is named for my friend, Kaleigh. I don't think she's posted anything yet, but I'll tell you when she does. And Kaleigh, when you read this, my name is Switz, not yours, I claimed it first, so there!! I'm sticking my tongue out at you but you can't see it so there's really no point but I'm doing it anyway!!
ummmm...anything else about me...I love math, Acadec and goldfish...I'm the smartest dumb blonde you ever did meet(or in this case read about)...I hate Union General George B. McCllelan...I play soccer...Broncos are the best, so shut up raiders fans(see, I didn't even capitalize it, take that!!)...I'm a self proclaimed nerd...parents divorced...favorite color blue/green and topaz/onyx...taco bell and sizzler are the best places to eat in the world..."I'm a good girl, with a lot of really bad habits."...that's it. I shall make the list longer when I think of more pointless stuff to add.
Have a super fantastic overly joyful absolutely funerific day!!
p.s. I'm just as crazy and insane as this bio leads you to believe :)))
If you cried when Edward said that he preferred brunettes, copy and paste this to your profile.
92 of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 2 who would stop breathing because you were laughing so hard, copy and paste this to your profile. (Seriously, Abercrombie and Fitch stores scare me.)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are an obsessed, love-struck stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten how to spell or misspelled a word less than 5 letters, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have read Twilight four or more times, copy and paste this to your profile. (i lost count after 8)
If you make all A's yet still know nothing at all, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've read other people's profiles looking for something to copy onto your profile, then, well, you know the drill.
If you have ever caught yourself blocking your thoughts so Edward Cullen won't hear, copy and paste this to your profile.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: