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Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

2/17/10

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I am so horrible! I HAVE written for Redunant but I haven't gotten around to posting it! I have written many other fanfics too, including some for Death Note and Yu-Gi-Oh! I plan on uploading EVERYTHING when I have time. I feel like the worst author ever. Thank you so much for standing by me, I've had a rough year. My dad lost his job and I lost mine, and I've been looking around non-stop.

I swear I will post soon! I love you guys!


Sofia's Dress in Redundant --> (link may or may not work. picture it in tube top for. it was the closest i can find. first dress you see) http://titanicmoviememorabilia.com/roses_costumes.jsp


I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.


If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.


If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile. (it's really crazy, i know. but i dont get it either.)


If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.


If you now draw The Jokers symbol on celebrities faces and/or notebooks, put this in your profile.


If you see The Joker everywhere and hear his laugh during the day put this in your profile.

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.


If you get lost in Jude's eyes during the "I just wanna get your eyes right" scene, copy this into your profile.


If you have the sudden urge to sing and dance when you go to a bowling alley, copy this into your profile.


If you think Max should've ended up with Prudence copy this into your profile.


If you continuously watch "Hey Jude" just to see Max and Jude hug each other, copy this into your profile.


If you've vowed to slide down the lane like Max the next time you go a bowling alley, copy this into your profile.


If you think it's amazing that Jude can sing and beat people up at the same time, copy this into your profile.


If you think Jude's face while humming the first time in "I've Just Seen A Face" is too sexy for words, copy this into your profile.


IF YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERS YOU WRITE ABOUT, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! (you're not crazy, trust me)


If you think Aiden should've died in the shooting and not Clay, copy this into your profile.


SJWH is Stalker of Jasper Whitlock Hale.


Recent studies show that 92 percent of teens have turned to rap. If you're one of the 8 percent who have stayed with rock, put this in your profile.


If you have your own little world put this in your profile.


If you've ever talked to yourself put this in your profile.


If you are a vegetarian vampire but LOVE mountain lion, put this in your profile.


If GIR from Invader Zim is your pet put this in your profile. OOOO HE MADE WAFFLES!


If you hear voices of the characters of your fanfictions in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.


92 percent of American teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you know somebody who should get run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

If you can draw the Danny Phantom symbol perfectly copy and paste this.

If you have 'Remember' by Ember McLain (from Danny Phantom) on your iPod, copy and paste this.

Nine Things FanFiction has Taught Me about the Movie Version of Sweeney Todd:


1. Sweeney is most often referred to, and thought of, as 'a hot singing barber'.


2. Lucy, without being properly introduced as a character, will be forever hated for poisoning herself.


3. Albert apparently beat the crap out of Mrs. Lovett, and is hardly ever seen in a kind light.


4. Lucy was supposedly a rich pompous nit who originally wouldn't have married some one as low class as a barber.


5. 'Yellow' and 'blonde' are two completely different hair colors.


6. Anthony will never grow a pair.

7. The Beadle is possibly more perverted than the Judge

9.Crazy people, especially dirty suspicious looking women, are easy to make fun of.

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS.

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

Hey my friend created a profile! Bella is honestly the coolest person i know. Her account name is frendzee123. She hasn't uploaded anything yet, but when she does, it'll be freaking amazing!

(Stereotypes suck!)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
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I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Actually I wouldn't mind being a vampire)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. Bold are the ones that apply to me.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being on a total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. Good times, gooooood times.

If you randomly sing Sweeney Todd songs during the day, causing your friends to sing it too, copy this into your profile. -hums Epiphany-

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. No! -shifty eyes-

If you are a RABID fan of Johnny Depp, copy this.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction and quizilla, copy this.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. In a GIR like voice I LIKE TACOS! :D

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get strange, out-of-the-blue feelings that a movie character is watching you, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes yours and says"RUN, BITCH, RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (me: in public) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

If you have ever started laughing evilly to yourself, loudly, when no one else was in the room, and there was nothing evil you thought and/or did to start laughing evilly to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

huh. It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ..BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like tacos and you say it in a gir-like fashion.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.


8.There is a place in the back of Sweeney's mind where he apparently cuddles with Mrs. Lovett, even when he hates her.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol. Put this in your profile if you like bagles.

If you cry EVERYTIME you hear Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" put this in your profile and come get some tissues.

If you think Batman/Joker slash is to incredibly hot for words put this in your profile.

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Joker's Playmate by Jokerlady reviews
During an encounter with the Joker to save kidnapped children, Batman falls prisoner of the Clown Prince only to discover a side of the Jester both intriguing, scary and sexy...SLASH!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,735 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/22/2007 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
Don't you just hate when Hermione walks in on Draco doing some random girl. Well, in this story it's the other way around. Malfoy, of course still doesn't like Hermione, but will seeing her getting it by someone change his opinion of her forever?RWHG HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,949 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Logan's past by azaleas thorns reviews
Logan's sister comes to PCA, and clears up some of their pasts, as well as tries to help Logan get together with the one he's been in love with for the past two years... Chase! LoganxChase slash eventually, with a possibility of a side femslash couple :)
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,934 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Logan R., Chase M.
Minor Inconvenience by MsPaigeMarie reviews
Edward loses it in Biology with Bella on her 1st day. Here's the aftermath of the massacre and Bella's daring escape attempts. Kidnap-Romance awaits those that click! Gets INTENSE after Ch. 4
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,024 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
To Belong, To Be Lost by rastarabbit reviews
Jack Ramsey will one day become the Joker, but for now is just the new kid at Bruce Wayne's high school, and their friendship turns to something more. Mature themes.We are now in the second part of the story with Joker/Batman. I own none of the characters
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,530 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
These Games We Play by ChrsitineDae17 reviews
The joker kidnaps Rachel Dawes one night. But what starts out as a night of horror turns into a night of intimacy for both of them, and hidden feelings secrets are revealed. WARNING: Abuse and talk of rape. Story has been updated for viewer's pleasure
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,940 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
If It Were Only That Easy by DarkMoonChylde reviews
The Joker had been locked away for so long, yet while he was there Batman can't help but feel...lonely. He misses the chase, the thrill, and the Joker just as much as the clown prince did the Bat. Now out, things get a little serious. Slash B/J
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,843 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
When Madness Is Like Gravity by On Dark Wings reviews
One man. That was all it took to take Gotham down a chaotic road. And Rachel Dawes? She was caught right in the middle of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,154 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
Laughter with an 'S' by Kir Sirin reviews
Joseph Kerr: actor by day, psychotic mass murderer by night. Bruce Wayne: playboy by day, crime fighting vigilante by night. When both personas fall in love, insanity ensues. But things get crazy when the Joker sees who's really behind that mask. JxB
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Your Guardian Angel by AllTheEndlessPossibilities reviews
In life when it seems everything is going right it's only a matter of time before it goes terribly wrong. Nora's pregnant. Casey just found out she has cancer, but has yet to tell her family. Can Derek save her before it's too late?
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,770 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Derek V., Casey M.
Learning to Love by xXJackxXmy3rdXclassXrockXStarX reviews
WARNING: OOC-ness. Jacob hurts bella in an unforgivable way. It's up to Edward to save her and teach her how to love again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
50 Ways to Annoy the Death Note Characters by Cassieandra8291 reviews
I know this kind of thing has been done before, but I thought it'd be fun. So here's my version! EDIT: 25 more ways have been added!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Why is My Life a Secret? by alexlovesgerard93 reviews
FIRST EVER SLAT PARODY! A spoof of the romance drama that airs ABC Family every Monday night at eight. The show is lovable and cute, but incredibly cliche. I spoof that! If you're fans of the show, don't view this as an insult, cause I'm a fan too!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 13,960 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008
Did You Runaway, Did You Fall Apart? by DarkElements10 reviews
For Zack and Cody school on the seven seas gets even better when old friends enroll in the school. But underneath every good thing is a bad thing. Cody figures that out as he realizes that he has to choose between the one he let go and the one he loves while Zack tries to rekindle and old flame. Ziley (Zack/OC, Riley) and Cailey.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,040 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Blood and Lust by Kendra Luehr reviews
A collection of smutty and humorous Jokachel oneshots based upon reader requests. Feel free to add your own here.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,594 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
Always Needed, Newly Wanted by musemonster reviews
Joker/Batman Slash. MovieVerse. Thats about it. Slight BDSM. WIP.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
We Never Got A Chance by Defying Gravity Elsa reviews
After Misa tricks Higuchi into admitting he's Kira, Light's lack of praise only makes her depressed. However, it isn't until she gets an unexpected visit from a quirky detective that she really rethinks their relationship. *Lemon and spoilers.*
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The Joker Chronicles by magictrick reviews
When the Joker breaks out of prison, he realizes that what Gotham needs is a little reality check. Starting with its newest star. Not for fans of Disney network shows. Seriously. The more you review, the sooner I'll update!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,551 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
It's Just A Game by srh420cky reviews
Set after the Dark Knight. Rachel survived and finds herself drawn to the Joker's twisted charm. Bruce is living a lie about what really happened to Harvey. The Joker can't seem to get enough of Rachel's beauty. Will opposits attract? Rachel/Joker UPDATED
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,505 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
Nightmare on Fleet Street by Marzi reviews
Man eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 47,725 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Jack's Descent by Kendra Luehr reviews
When Jack Napier's life is changed by one impulsive moment, Rachel Dawes doesn't want to believe he's dead like the police claim. After 6 years pass without any sign of her fiancé, a crazed, familiar lunatic crashes Harvey's fundraiser. MATURE AU JOKACHEL
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,895 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
I'm Not Finished by Black Ladybug reviews
Sally, a seventeen year old girl, gets moved from her home in London with her mother and younger sister to a pastel house in American suburbia. The only comfort is the dark hilltop she can see from her window. summary sucks, story is much better -complete
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,544 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Don't Joke With Me by rastarabbit reviews
Continuation of "Rachel's Story". Rachel finds herself pregnant with the Joker's child, as the Joker slips further into madness. Set pre-and post-Dark Knight. Warnings: all kinds of sex, violence, disturbing themes to come. Usual disclaimers apply.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,067 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Tend To The Sick by Tia-Lewise reviews
Tendershipping oneshot. Ryou comes home ill, and Bakura's recently discovered feelings for Ryou are acted on once he gets better. Yaoi warning, don't like, don't read. You get the drill.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Last Chance to Live by lemeach reviews
I am using the TDK Joker......A young woman who has an incurable disease gets kidnapped by the Joker. Rated M for language and later chapters. Sorry I suck at summaries :P
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,663 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008
A Geek Who Got His Beauty by musicormisery4105 reviews
AU. All Human Oneshot. ExB/Canon. Edward Cullen is the shy nerd at Forks High who is crushing on the beautiful Bella Swan. Thanks to a meddling pixie, his Senior Prom may be more eventful than expected. Complete. 10-17-09 EDIT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How I Accidentally Got Married to My Stepbrother by J.S. Goldberg reviews
One fateful night, stepsibs Casey and Derek accidentally get married. What will happen? How will Nora and George feel? And will they even want a divorce? DASEY!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,116 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008
The One I Love by Tellyounolies reviews
Jack is jealous of what he assumes Ralph feels for Piggy. Jack/Ralph; Oneshot; Basically pwp, but at a T level.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Housemates and Surprises by defininginsanity reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are all best friends who have moved to a new city for an exciting new start. They fully intend to enjoy the coming summer - and have even got some new housemates. Will they have fun? Will they find love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,906 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
The Fire in our Eyes by itsjustmel reviews
Bella!Jasper. AU - What if Jasper was the one to fall for Bella, not Edward? No exactly a romance-- more a lust for her blood which drives Jasper to extremes which will be revealed in time. R&R is loved.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Parody of Fleet Street by Concepteur-Redacteur reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Sweeney Todd fans of all ages! Prepare to embark on a song-filled, bloody, and side-splittingly hilarious satire of the movie world's favorite slasher musical! PART 7 FINALLY UP! FINALLY!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008
The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews
Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
I Woke Up to the Joker What Now? by Lobsters forever reviews
Written from your own personal female perspective. Story line: I woke up that night in another cold dark world, to be one of the Joker's new experiments. Well, then what happens? You have to read to find out. Part 2 is up!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,245 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Joker
What Doesn't Kill You by laquila reviews
...Simply Makes You Strangers on a Train. Rachel uses Gotham City's public transportation system and instantly regrets it when she meets a man with an odd smile and sees something she probably shouldn't. Takes place soon after "Begins." Rachel/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,975 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008
New Arrivals by Lady Josephina reviews
Gracie Bennet and her mother have just inherrited a fantastic mansion on the top of a hill. It's everything they ever dreamed of. But something already lives there.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,595 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Batman and the Joker: in the big brother house! by itsjustmel reviews
Parody of sorts. What if Batman and the Joker were placed in the Big Brother house? Mainly humourous, I guess. Will later feature a few DW/TW characters. Enjoy, and please R&R.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,261 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Oh, brother! by My Cinderella reviews
Zack and Cody suddenly get strange feelings...for each other! Reluctant to believe the truth, Zack tries his best to resist. Cody tries too, but unlike his brother, falls...hard.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Zack M., Cody M.
Alive by Lobsters forever reviews
It’s been two weeks since the Joker has been taken to jail and it’s been two weeks since Rachel Dawes has been in hiding. When the Joker escapes and finds out she is alive, the Joker makes a new plan involving Miss. Dawes.Joker/Rachel.After DK. Chap.27 up
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,763 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
The Teacher by toxicgurl169 reviews
Rory is a newer teacher at Chilton Acadamy and Tristan is her cocky student that gives her a hard time. Rory has no idea he wants her and will do anything to get her
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,569 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Tristan D., Rory G.
I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of Here! Batsy N Joker by itsjustmel reviews
You've heard right! The Joker and Bruce Wayne are back for yet another epic random adventure - forget big brother - this time the pair and all of the rest ie Rachel, Harvey, Gordon are back for the jungle madness with the worst tasks... R&R!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008
In the Most Unexpected of Places by theanimeotakugirl reviews
AU. RyouxBakura. Yaoi. Don't read if you don't like. Ryou's in prison for a crime he didn't commit and finds himself falling for his bunkmate. Angst ensues.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,271 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
What I Am by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
That girl, so much like the deer before me that knows not that death watches it, is to blame. I dare not think her name now. Lest I turn around. - Edward loses control. Just once. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Joker's Wild by Poorhuni reviews
Two fans of the Dark Knight get sucked into Gotham, but it doesn't turn out quite the way they'd want - The joker here is real, sadistic and not one for fluff & romance. Will both girls make it through their meeting? Rated for violence in later chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,144 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Anarchy, Agent of Chaos by EnoKureno reviews
SEQUEL TO: WHY SO SERIOUS, read that first! Brucie is going to college, a rival for Jack appears, who will triumph if all is fair in love and war? Slash, Weird Humor, Mentions of Past Violence, Apron-Wearing!Jack
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
CASE STUDY: JOKER vs THE WORLD by Jokerlady reviews
Joker found out of all this misinterpretations of him and does what a normal peroson does...sue for slander and misrepresentation. But he is not the only character abused, right? How does he convinces ..HIM to join him in this lawsuit? NOW PART 2 UP!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
An Unhealthy Attachment by Kendra Luehr reviews
The sequel to "An Unhealthy Obsession" - With no memory of her accident, Rachel Dawes turns to the Joker when he claims to know her true identity: Harleen Quinzel. JOKACHEL -Sexual Situations- COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,828 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
All Hallows Eve by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward insists on a house party on Halloween, but he's in for a bit more than he can handle. ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Rachel's Story by rastarabbit reviews
A story about Rachel and the Joker, and what she does to save Harvey. Based on Heath Ledger's sexy Joker, set pre-Dark Knight. Sex, mild violence. I own none of the characters. Now complete. And hey, there's a sequel-"Don't Joke W/Me". Check it out!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Ruiner by mr jokey joke-maker reviews
The Joker is captured by someone as demented as he and doesn't get away without scars that warp him even further
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - The Joker
Leather and Lace by simplekitten reviews
she was lace, delicate and beautiful. he was leather, tough and cold. complete opposites meet in an unfortunate situation. CHAPTER 5 IS UP!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,422 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007
An Extreme Dasey Christmas by SweetAngelofMusic reviews
Christmas...with Dasey. Smoochies and lots of em!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,967 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Why So Serious? by EnoKureno reviews
AU-Bruce Wayne is a spoiled teen who stars in the TV show, Batman. Joker is miserable underclassmen who attends Gotham High. When they are partnered up for Tech Ed, sparks, and fists, will fly. Humor, Violence, Romance, Language. Rated M for safety's sake
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,678 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Utter Chaos by Single Rose reviews
Beginning as little ponderings from both Bruce and Joker's mind, then going into a story of love and war. And CHAOS. Pure, utter chaos. Joker/Bruce Wayne, rated T until later on. Bound to be some blood and sex appearing in it somewhere. Stay tuned, guys.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Iniquity Unlit by itsjustmel reviews
Followup from what happened in The Dark Knight; the Joker has escaped and Bruce Wayne is finding it hard to cope. Will contain violence/gore in later chapters. R&R.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Madness by MonsturrBonesxxx3 reviews
One more push could be the end of Bruce's insanity . . .
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Rendezvous by CrypticCalico reviews
Rachel is waiting for someone. Jokachel. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
Ow you should have seen it! by WatchTheWorldBurn reviews
Just how exactly did The Joker spent his days in Arkam Asylum in order to keep himself amused?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - The Joker - Complete
It's all a bad joke by WatchTheWorldBurn reviews
What if The Joker wasn’t captured by the S.W.A.T. team at the end of The Dark Knight? What if he escaped the Batman and could just keep doing was he loves to do most? Like... blowing up those two ferry's! Warning: spoilers of The Dark Knight.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7652 - Favs: 8,951 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Different Girl by xXRemXx reviews
What if Kim had an older sister, Jade? Spinoff of the movie. R&R
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
This One Time On Fleet Street by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
I wrote this months ago and finally decided to post it! This is a totally random cross between Sweeney Todd, Charlie the Unicorn, Harry Potter, and Thumb Wars. Yeah...I know...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
In the Name of Comedy by Burgundy Midnight reviews
Bruce Wayne reflects on his time spent with the most notorious criminal in Gotham.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Time is Running Out by your royal highness reviews
Sequel to The Party Bella refuses to get back together with Edward before the wedding for killing Jake, shes injured, the Volturi want to end her humanity, theres a war between werewolves and vampires, and her 19th birthday's coming. Time is running out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,915 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008
Hero vs Villain by SweetAngelofMusic reviews
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the Villain." Dasey. In Casey's life, your're either the Hero, the Villain or the innocent bystander. But who has what role?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,092 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008
The Devil's Playtime by Rachelle123 reviews
Yes, this is a Rachel/Joker story. Yes, there will be sex. No, it wont be long... probably three chapters. Rachel likes when the Joker is around. JOKACHEL! RATED M for obvious reasons.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
Amaranthine by Burgundy Midnight reviews
Circumstances force Batman and the Joker to work together. Slash. Rated M to be safe.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/31/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Cullen's in Class ON HOLD by defininginsanity reviews
Ever wondered what the Cullen's do when they are bored in class? Well here's your chance to find out. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2008
A Better Class of Criminal by Moniker reviews
Why is it that whenever Batman is hanging on for dear life, the only one who ever shows up is the Joker? One shot, slash. You know the routine! JokerXBatman
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
An Unhealthy Obsession by Kendra Luehr reviews
-TDK- After the Joker's encounter with Rachel Dawes, a new and frightening obsession begins to stir within his breast... Rachel x Joker ::MATURE sexual content:: Now COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker, Rachel D. - Complete
THE DARK KNIGHT: the second philosophy by itsjustmel reviews
Third time posting, third time lucky... What happens after Bruce Wayne has gone on the run, and has the Joker really been taken in by the police force? Will this be the end of Gotham City? R&R, please!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008
Oedipus by aikaterine26 reviews
The Joker is whatever makes you feel uncomfortable. When he crashes the grand re-opening of Wayne Manor, he seizes the opportunity to thank Bruce for rescuing Coleman Reese. By tormenting him. Oneshot. No sex but M/M. Dubious consent and faux-incest.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dangerous Addiction by ThePirate'sBride reviews
Joker's lust for blood is running out, and instead, a human lust is brewing. Suddenly, the rules of his game have changed. Suddenly, it's not about proving his point. Suddenly, he's addicted. To her. Pre&MidTDK. JokerxRachel. Rating may go up later.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008
When My Stomach Growls, It Sounds Like Batman by Kir Sirin reviews
Batman was always denying himself. He had settled on Bruce having a life and Batman being Gotham’s protector. But not tonight. Batman was going to go against everything for this one moment, this one chance… With the Joker. BatmanxJoker
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Laugh Clown by LadyCraulnober reviews
Pearl is trying to overcome the trauma she experienced at Arkham Asylum, but it's made even more difficult by an unwanted visitor.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Unstoppable Force by Moniker reviews
Batman makes a deal with the Joker that lands him in a very vulnerable position. Will the Joker take advantage of the situation? Pffft, of course he will! Joker/Batman One Shot Slash!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Take My Heart by Kir Sirin reviews
“Red…” The Joker whispered into Batman’s ear. “What a lovely color on you.” Batman closed his eyes and bit harshly down on his bottom lip. “I want your heart, not your life.” The Joker’s fingers trailed softly over the Bat Symbol. “Give it to me.” BxJ
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
With Wings and a Knife by Single Rose reviews
When a mystery building in Gotham is set to blow with one of the Joker's infamous bombs, how will Batman persuade the Joker to help him? Will he have to pound it out of him, or does the clown have other ideas? mild Batman/Joker, oneshot or ongoing? I dunn
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Swim Team by your royal highness reviews
Pre-Eclipse, Post New Moon Angela signs Bella up for the walk-on, high school swim team. The new coach has the hots for Bella, and at the first meet, Bella's life is threatened. What will Edward do? How far will he go to protect the one human he loves?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,991 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Busted! by eyeluv2d reviews
One night, the Joker managed to follow Batman home. He just saw Batman take off his mask and realized that Bruce is Batman. He decides to give bruce a little scare. :D
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Over and Over by Kir Sirin reviews
So here we go again. Why do I do this? Over and over again I chase you. I fall for you every time, I try not to. You make me fall for you without even trying. BatmanxJoker songfic.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Dancing along the edge by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
TDK: Batman makes a deal with the Devil in a Nurse's outfit. Batman/Joker slash. M/M Nolanverse. R/R please! COMPLETE. SHOT.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Fanatic by aikaterine26 reviews
Nolan-verse. A young woman who is obsessed with the Joker learns a valuable lesson about his nature. Warnings for violent themes. Oneshot. NOT Joker/OC.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Dance With The Devil by MonsturrBonesxxx3 reviews
This game they played would never end, and neither one was going down without the other. They were tied by a bond that only the Joker realized was there, and he was going to make sure Batman realized it too. Batman/Joker. Slash.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Kill Me Romantically by Kir Sirin reviews
Tensions are high when the Joker realizes a certain little pussycat is close to snatching Batman’s heart with her sharp claws. And the Dark Knight has a plan to put Harley down once and for all. Gee, isn’t love grand? BatmanxJoker. Three-shot.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The Party by your royal highness reviews
AU Bella knows that Edward needs to go hunting, and, seeing no danger, he leaves Bella alone for the weekend. Jacob calls her at the last minute and invites her to a party where she gets drunk. Will Edward be able to save her? What about Jake?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,348 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Almost got 'im by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
TDK Bruce gets a special visitor. Bruce/Joker. Slash M/M Nolanverse. Rated T for adult situations, language, suggestiveness. ONE SHOT. This is what happens when you underestimate a clown scorned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Apple of My Eye by xoBeautifulXDisasterxo reviews
Jack finds a mysterious shinny box called an Ipod. What exactly is it? Can you eat it? Does it give you powers? It's up to Will and Gibbs to find out. ONE-SHOT! VERY FUNNY! R & R please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
God Save the Queen, er, Bella by your royal highness reviews
In an attempt to escape Victoria, Edward forces the Cullens and Bella on a vacation to London for Spring Break. But Victoria follows them there, threatening Bella's life... again. It forces Edward to leave Bella in the hands of someone else, but who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
To The End by Kir Sirin reviews
“I could never kill you.” BatmanxJoker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Help Wanted: Love by your royal highness reviews
Derek hires Casey back at Smelly Nelly's, and Sally sees something that the two would never admit: Love. So now it's up to her to get them together. Dasey Dally Sam/Sally
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Waxing Poetic by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
Being the Joker's muse isn't all that it's cracked up to be. A realistic portrayal of the Joker Harley Quinn relationship. Abuse, psychological, sexual situation. Dark Fic. Not for the squeamish or spineless! R/R.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Pool by your royal highness reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to the pool and run into Jacob Black. Edward/Bella Jasper/Alice Emmett/Rosalie Jacob/Bella Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/7/2008
Captured Innocence by geckogirl reviews
Sage,the daughter of Kim,has been captured by her exboyfriend who will do anything to have her heart, including capturing her and Edward in his own mansion and using them against each other to get his way. Can they escape?
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,642 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
Blah by Breathlessly Wicked reviews
Rory has a chip on her shoulder and she can't seem to brush it off! So she decides to run away. I wonder why? Or does Rory even know herself? Rory/? You'll have to read to find out!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Rory G., Jess M.
Passing Shadows by Spike'sSavior reviews
“I’m hurt Batman, I rise from the dead and all you can say is that it is a trick?” Batman/Joker. Warning- Mentioned character death and suicide.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
A Mother's Love by geckogirl reviews
A new concept on how Edward was "made" No,the inventor did not make him out of love,but saved him from painful memories of the torture he endured. Memories of being captured who when he was human alongside his mother who protected him till the end.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
The Game We Play by Dark Jester reviews
IMPORTANT: Please check out the FULL and edited version of TGWP on http: // thegameweplay . live journal . com /profile
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,622 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Rehab by your royal highness reviews
AU Sequel to 'Impossible Love' Casey goes insane after Derek gets shot. She starts to drink, and now it's up to the Venturi's to save her before she kills everyone, or worse, herself. Rating may change for drinking and language Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Forgetting to Forget by Lobsters forever reviews
Toddett. During and after, mostly after, Little Priest. Mr. Todd takes a nasty fall in the living room and ends up with amnesia. What will Mrs. Lovett do when she finds out she finally has a chance with the barber? Read to find out. Please Review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2008
Unexpected Surprises by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
What bundle of joy could give Sweeney Todd a slight change of heart? Thanks to reviewers, this is no longer a oneshot!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
The Place No One Wants To Be by Marzi reviews
Toby gets some help from a TV therapist. Sweeney Todd meets Dr Phil challenge. Companion to A Scream?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd: Modern Day by skaterpixie reviews
I thought I'd try my hand at writing Sweeney Todd in present day New York City.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
Everything Below the Neck Works Fine by selanfene reviews
Because there's no way that line's not an innuendo. A Max/Jude almost-lemon with a frustrating ending. Rated M for slight sexual content, partly to be safe. Oneshot.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Growing by Cherry B reviews
Kim has a secret, that know one knows about, not even the father of her child.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,985 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 6/4/2004
SWEENEY TODD: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
Did you happen to order a SWEENEY TODD unit from our catalogue, and are worried that you might not be able to get it to function? Not to worry! We're sending you this guide along with your order!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret Society by skaterpixie reviews
A twist on "Order of the Phoenix". This is the result of too much caffiene..enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Heartaches and Backaches by Twisted Ingenue reviews
Sweeney is tightly wound and tense...well...more so than usual. Mrs. Lovett has the skills to relax him. Will he allow it? And if he does, will Mrs. Lovett be able to contain her feelings for him? SweeneyLovett, mostly onesided ONESHOT
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Ways to Annoy Sweeney Todd by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Time to make the Demon Barber even crazier!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Impossible Love by your royal highness reviews
AU Derek is a poor boy, Casey is a rich girl. To make Casey love him, Derek tells her that he is rich. As they fall more in love, will Derek tell her the truth, or will he keep lying? And when Caseys dad wants Derek gone will he use more drastic measures?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
The Other Side of Fleet Street by Snuffy Livingston reviews
Mr. Berkley opened up a bookshop across the street and made the horrible mistake of falling in love. SLASH, Sweeney/OMC
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Dare you to move by jacquesge reviews
What was supposed to be an ordinary day turned out to be anything but ordinary. There’s a new student at Worcestershire who’ll change a lot of things. ArtieOC.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,845 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007
Grandmother's True Love by the.ash.tree reviews
Sophie Sanders is the orphan teenage granddaughter of Kimberly Boggs Sanders. On her 16th birthday, the already lonely girl loses her grandmother. Determined to find out more about her grandmother's past, Sophie visits Kim's true love. Edward Sicssorhands
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008
Harry Potter in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Everyone's favorite factually inaccurate, Cliffs Notes type parody series is back... this time with Harry Potter! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
I'll Never Forget About You, I Promise by musicormisery4105 reviews
AU Lit. Rory Gilmore & Jess Mariano met when they were ten but after a year in Stars Hollow, Jess is suddenly sent back to New York. Rory and Jess are now seventeen, and haven't seen each other for seven years. Will things pick up where they left off?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,609 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Modern Day by Silence is Silver reviews
This is Peter Pan with a modern day Wendy. See how things are different.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Wendy D., Peter Pan
Overcoming a Fear of Elevators by Jadelioness reviews
Ryou is afraid of elevators, and he ends up stuck in one with Bakura. Will he be able to overcome his fear? Oneshot. Yaoi and Lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Dreams of Twilight by Muse 9.5 reviews
Edward gains two new friends in the forms of Gothique and Matilda. Their names alone should make you want to read. And, strangly enough, I seem to have stumbled across a plot of some sort.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007
The Quiet Night by jiyensa reviews
Bruce Wayne has an unexpected visitor on his night off. BatmanJoker slashiness
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
First Night in Town by Chris Halliwell's Lover reviews
Takes place during Nick and Nora, this is what I think should have happened if Rory had snuck out with Jess, mature content!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
The Endless Dance by Nokomiss reviews
He thinks that once upon a time, he had been able to control himself around the clown. BatmanJoker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Lizzie McGuire Meets Little Gordo by Dutchman reviews
After a disappointing evening with Ethan, Lizzie finds what she was looking for with her best friend. Teenage curiosity leads to more. Lemon.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
Batman meets the one man that will make him beg. Dark Knight and Clown Prince slash. Torture. Manipulation. Non con. Dark psychological one shot. Humor. Epistle. Cute surprise ending though!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Danny be Nimble, Danny be quick by Alexander Hunter reviews
Sequel to 'Here Comes the Ghost'. Vlad and Danny have been happily married for awhile. What happens when Vlad is forced to go to Sams' and Tuckers' house for the weekend? Slash, VladxDanny. This summary sucks.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Here comes the Ghost by Alexander Hunter reviews
The Sequel to 'Deck the Halls with Ecto Plasma'. Vlad and Danny are getting married, people show up. How will our two halfbreeds fair with Dannys' family and the media breathing down their necks? DannyxVlad, slash, possible catdeath.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Deck the Halls with ecto plasma? by Alexander Hunter reviews
The sequel to 'Knight in ecto armor', it's christmas at the mansion and everyones comming to visit. DannyxVlad, slash, fluff, and sadistic humor await you in this sequel.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Knight in ecto armor by Alexander Hunter reviews
Danny lives with Vlad in his mansion. What happens when Sam and Tucker come vist for a week? Chaos insues. Slash, VladDanny, fluff.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,025 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Lorelai's Graduation Day: Part 2 by HermyG07 reviews
From Episode 2 20: Lorelai's Graduation Day. What should have or could have happened in New York City that day. One Shot
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
CrazyBeautiful by Yoshii reviews
Sequel to i'v got the golden ticket! Rory and her mother get into a fight about Jess being at harvard, and the only way Rory will talk to her mom is if he comes back. How will Lorelai react? COMPLETED!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,256 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Edward Scissorhands Souffle by 9We're All Mad Here6 reviews
This was a school project I had a few months ago. I forgot I had it, but I was looking at documents, and here it is! We had to write a recipe for a movie, and I got an A on this!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
I've got the Golden Ticket! by Yoshii reviews
Rory is moving to New York for her new teaching job. She meets the boy across the hall and takes an instant liking to him.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,109 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Wanna come in? by ChapelierFou et LievreDeMars reviews
Malik “accidentally” watches Bakura and Ryou engaging in sexual activities and gets so turned on that he HAS to seduce the ex tomb robber, now has he! RyouBakura, MalikBakura, mm, oneshot, PWP, lemon
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2006 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Three Bachelors by Slightly Obsessed reviews
Lizzie dreams she is Goldilocks. Will she find a bed that is just right? ONE SHOT LG.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
Oh no, I'm falling for Helga by Duskywhiterose reviews
Helga, who left to live with her aunt in Vermont, is now 16, and has come back to Hillwood High for her junior year. And boy, has she changed! Arnold thinks so too. Rated for mild language and mild teenage hormone induced sexual references. Completed.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
I Am Your's by RedGem270 reviews
(One shot) Arnold gets amnesia after getting hit on the head. He mistakes Helga as his girlfriend, but after two days does Arnold really have amnesia or is it a trick of the mind?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,948 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Complete
Awakenings by Kimberly-A reviews
When Wendy's thimble stirs confusing feelings in Peter Pan, he finds himself facing an entirely unfamiliar way of relating not only to Wendy, but also to his own body. Rating for sexuality COMPLETE
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,493 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
First Kiss by Kimberly-A reviews
When Peter is in danger, Tinkerbell and Wendy become unlikely allies to try to save the boy they both love. But why exactly does Peter need saving? And from what? COMPLETE
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,720 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
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Redundant reviews
Bruce Wayne's niece comes for a visit, and gets the surprise of a lifetime. Read to find out more. Constructive crticism is welcome. Flames will be used to roast Mary-Kate Olsen on a spit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,619 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Joker
Never Too Late reviews
Joker/Batman. Batman learns that the Joker has had it. And he learns what has been persuading him to go on. Rating subject to change.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2008
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