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Joined 12-02-07, id: 1435223, Profile Updated: 06-28-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! SORRY! I'M JUST HYPER CUZ OF ALL THE SUGAR! I REALLY WISH I COULD STOP YELLING BUT THIS IS HOW THE SUGAR AFFECTS ME! ; 3

Things to remember...

KIBA IS A SEXYBEAST! XD

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...

GAARA IS A SEXYBEAST! ;3

that's it...

Crap you need to know to understand some of my stories...

Kiba is a pervert

Kiba likes Tanka (my character)

Tanka is a half demon

Just about all the characters live at Tanka's house

Tanka's house is HUGE!!

Tanka has a dungean in her basment

COPY PASTE CRAP! ;3

oops it won't work...i'll jut type it...

Boys say that in every thing they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boy's butt so bad they cry like girls, copy this and add your name. Moonstar of Fireclan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Nintendo4ever, Darkangel24700, mandrakefunnyjuice, Dragon of Twilight, Zubification

anyways!

Age Like I'd tell you

Gender I'M A WOMAN!

Birthday Another thing I'm not gonna tell you (mostly cuz I'm not exactly sure)

MEOW! SORRY I'M REALLY HYPER!

My own original character Her name is Tanka Mochidzuki

Quotes I Like...

"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'."

"Life's a bowl of punch. Go ahead and spike it."

"The pen maybe mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell!"

"If brute force isn't solving your problems, you're not using enough..."

"Is a void filled with emptiness? No, it isn't filled with anything, it's empty, you morons."

"Love your enemies; it really pisses them off."

"You know... One day, I'm gonna kill you, your gonna wake up and be dead!" (my own personal quote ;3)

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you..."

"Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed."

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"TAKE THE RUM AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"

"MY CHOCOLATE!"

"Insult me at your own risk..."

"I shall name you squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy. Come here little squishy."

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that hurts like hell."

"If you ever get sucked into a video game, kill everything that moves or says 'come here my pretty, I'm not gonna hurt you'"

"When I tell you to go screw yourself, I don't mean it literally."

"Insult me and die. Touch me and die. Think you can beat me up and I'll rip out your spleen, feed it to my cat, and make sure you'll never have kids."

"IMKINDAHIGHONPIXIESTIXATTHEMOMENT!"

"I'm pretty sure you take the wrapper off the poptart before you put in the toaster..."

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." (yay! ;3)

Quotes from my slightly crazed blood thirsty phsychodic sister, Hinoko

"If it moves' you can kill it."

"Katanas don't kill people, mildly very crazy people do."

"Keep it up and I'll grab you by the throat and throw you down the stairs."

"Keep it up and I'll kick you the ass... literally."

"It's not the claws that will kill you it's the fireball, the teeth, and the claws."

"If I stab and you and I can't see the other end of the sword, I need another one."

"I KILL YOU!"

"If life gives you lemons or, limes... read them"

"if life gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit around and figure out how the hell you got grape juice"

"the world would end without duct tape, WD-40, and windex"

Hinoko says "TOBI AND GAARA ARE SO WAY SEXIER THAN KIBA!"

Shut up Hinoko!

And now for the boring crap... my favorites... and i know you don't want to read them but... uh... I'll do them anyway... yeah... erg...

Animes: I like Naruto, Inuyasha, Gentlemen's Alliance Cross, Rosario+Vampire, Vampire Knight, and Dragon Drive... sorta kinda Bleach...

Movies: The best movie ever is Princess Bride!

Naruto Couples: ShikaTema NaruHina GaaTank(Gaara and Tanka) KanIno NejiTen TobiHino(Tobi and Tanka's sister, Hinoko) SasoDei

Naruto Characters (from most favorite to less favorite) Guys Gaara Kiba (these 2 score the same but watev) Shika Tobi Itachi

Naruto Characters (same as the guys) Girls Temari Anko Hinata Tsunade Tenten Dei-Dei-chan

PIXIE STIX... BRING ME PIXIE STIX...

RAWR I'M A DRAGON I EAT YOU

TOBI WA IKKA DA!

Sorry it has been so long since I updated anything but we're moving and my computer isn't together sob and this isn't even my computer! sob sob

I'M NOT VIOLENT, I JUST LIKE KILLING PEOPLE AND PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNN! IT'S FUNNY!

What goes around... goes around... goes around... keeps going around so you turn your back... wacks you in the back of the head... and... you... get knocked out! And I laugh my fucking ass off!

ANKO HAS NOW TAKEN OVER THIS PAGE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! BOW DOWN TO HER AWSOMENESS AND REMEMBER YOU SUCK COMPARED TO ME! I-

Sorry about that! Anko keeps being mean to me! But I ate all her dango so now we're even... acutally we're not! You should see what she did to my Myspace! It's very... Anko-y...

This is my sister's, Hinoko's page. Got a new story coming out that I helped write... EXTREMLY FUNNY!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1426450/hinokolovestobi

PLEASE VISIT MY WEBSITE!! IT'S GOT MY RANDOM THOUGHTS, MY BIO, AND WHAT MY CHARACTER, TANKA-NII, LOOKS LIKE!! PLEASE VISIT!!

http://www.freewebs.com/sparkiproductions/

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Let the World Crash by Reinao Tanaka reviews
Hana has left her home in search of Itachi. With Konoha-nin tracking her and unrest stirring within the Akatsuki, will the two manage to restore their relationship, or will everything crash around them? SEQUEL to Dance with the Devil. ItaHana
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,018 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Hana I., Itachi U.
chatrooms, fangirls, and ears by sparkiproductions reviews
gaara gets a crazy girlfrend crazier that him... whats the worst that can happen... she has his baby... did i mention kiba's also obbsed about her. cake. gore. lemons. GXOC NXH KXOC SXT KXI AXK NXT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,494 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Gaara
The Girl Who Cried Lipitorious by moosie49 reviews
Renesmee makes up a word that has everyone confuzzled and she gives each person a new meaning to the word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Let's Play A Game by Hokata Yuy reviews
If you've got a burning question, sometimes it doesn't matter if you're in the middle of a battle, you've just gotta ask it. Shikamaru & Tayuya fun [rating bump for langauge]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya - Complete
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Deidara's Secret reviews
Deidara has a secret. Sasori finds out and now he is blackmailing then HELL out Deidara.What will happen? What's the secret? Read to find out! Also, only rated M for cussing and suggestive language! Yes, I know, I suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Life with the Sand Sibs reviews
Well the title kinda says it all it's life with the sand sibs so reveiw... FLAME... and READ IT! PLEASE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Gaara, Temari
Temari vs Ino: The Fight for Shikamaru reviews
That's Right! It's the fight for the sexist lazy ass! Oh, and if there are any Ino fans read this... STOP RIGHT NOW! FOR THERE IS MAJOR INO BASHING TO FOLLOW THIS SUMMARY! teh end is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Hugs and Ramen reviews
Basically, Hinata is FREAKING because Naruto hugged her... My first story... PLEASE read it! one shot... and flame the HELL out of it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete