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Romantic parings I love

Harry/Bill, Harry/Blaise, Harry/Cedric, Harry/Charlie, Harry/Dean, Harry/Fenrir, Harry/Godric, Harry/Salazar, Harry/Seamus, Harry/Terry, Harry/Theo, Harry/Viktor, Hermione/Bill, Hermione/Blaise, Hermione/Cedric, Hermione/Charlie, Hermione/Dean, Hermione/Luna, Hermione/Seamus

Romantic parings I hate

Draco/anyone, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Lucius/anyone, Ron/Hermione if it's them-centric, Snape/anyone


I found a really cool, very acurate sorting quiz at http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/HarryPotter/Docs/Quiz-House.html - I turned out Hufflepuff - loyal, dependable, hardworking! Here are my in-depth results!

Hufflepuff - 12
Ravenclaw - 11
Gryffindor - 10
Slytherin - 9

There was another cool one at http://vh.7dragons.net/hp/sortinghat1.php - Hufflepuff again! Here's what the Sorting Hat basically said:

hmm. difficult, very difficult...
...yes. very difficult indeed.

loyal and true
unafraid of hard work
willing to persevere to achieve your aims

on the other hand

strong intellect
great thirst for knowledge
potential for great wisdom

better be HUFFLEPUFF!


Urrrrrrrrrrgh! I just need to let out my fustrations here. It really, really fustrates me when authors describe Harry as a small, tiny little boy as if Nutrient Potions and Growth Potions don't exist. And then there are some instances where they do exist, but they don't work. I mean, come on, there is just no excuse for them not working, Dursleys or not. His magic would want him to reach his full height and stature, as that would be when he is magically at his best - if Harry had been abused or neglected at the Dursleys, which he was, Pomfrey would immediately pick up on it like she is trained to do, and would help Harry heal - physically, mentally and spiritually. If she is the mother-dragon of the Hospital Wing, she would break through any enchantments cast upon her by Dumbledore in Dumbles-bashing fics and make sure Harry was healed.

The small, tiny Harry thing also leads to the fact that his romantic relationships often have a hint of dominant/submissive about them. No relationship, no exceptions, can survive on that. I mean, come on, how can it work out? Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question.

Something else that bothers me is when Harry is paired with Draco or Ginny - any hint of it and my stomach churns and I get away from the fic in question as fast as possible as if it had burned me. I love older-Harry-back-in-time fics, but so many of them are Harry paired with Ginny it's just unbelievable. I abso-fucking-lutely (scuse my language) hate the Deathly Hallows epilogue, and Harry's infatuation with her in Half-Blood Prince. It would only be like that if he was consuming a Love Potion, because you never just suddenly develop the hugest crush in the history of the world ever faster than you can say "Quidditch". It slowly builds over a long period of time, and besides, Ginny has a crush on the Boy-Who-Lived, not Harry. They really don't know each other that well for it to be anything more.

Something I read on another author's profile. It touched me deeply.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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