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Joined 12-02-07, id: 1435413, Profile Updated: 04-10-12
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

i love tea and cats and girls (and all other kinds of people). i like writing poetry.

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Harry Potter and the Wait, Scratch That by jobob reviews
what if Harry Potter had been born a girl? Would the Dursleys have treated him differently? Would he have the same friends? Would he be in the same house? Now starting 6th year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 340,898 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Harry P.
The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
To my Always, from your Forever by OogieBoogie reviews
I am Cedric Diggory's admirer. I tease him by sending him very scary, stalker-ish and freaky love notes. But the thing is, Cedric likes it. And he accepts the challenge of playing this Cat & Mouse game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,259 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
HARREH POTTAH by Grimly Dandy reviews
Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
Confutatis Maledictis by obsessmuch reviews
You are Bellatrix Black. You are not afraid of anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dead People live in Closets by Random Under the Sun reviews
Major Denial Fic. Because we all know dead people live in back of closets. Includes Sirius, Tonks, Remus, Colin, Fred, Moody. Hopefully funny. canon pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Life You Saw by msllamalover reviews
Cedric sees the life he should have had in the green light that flies towards him. Set in the few seconds before Cedric died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Cedric D., Cho C. - Complete
The Chances We Take by BlackSnowFalls06 reviews
Life isn't easy, not everyone gets a happy ending. What gets couples together is not always the obvious, for violence in the world is a powerful motivation. Writing and ideas get better as story goes on. I don't think it clashes with the 7th book. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 131,818 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
How I Became by lovely-narcissa reviews
COMPLETE My own small hand gripped the silver chain that hung around my neck, the miniature cross digging into my palm; I looked down and to my surprise saw a warm trail of crimson liquid trickling into my lap.A Jane and Alec FF set in the year 1607Voltur
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Jane, Alec - Complete
Rosalie's Revenge by Consultant by Day reviews
We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,744 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Unfortunate Events: A Parody by Royal Typewriter reviews
It's a parody, 'nuff said. R & R. New Miserable Mill chapter!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
When Fame and Fortune Unite by VirginAuthor reviews
Lily and Scorpius are finally a couple but when Scorpius proposes how will Draco react? Join the two as they struggle through wedding plans, marriage, family and children. Sequel to When Fame and Fortune Collide Rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,879 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M.
The Lousy Lair by Radio Milk reviews
The Baudelaires thought Olaf was bad - wait till they meet Nicolette, a student at their new school. Klaus encounters padded handcuffs, ill-fitting bikinis and an obsessive stalker in the pendulous Nicolette; can he keep his sanity? Set after Book 11.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,864 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Klaus B., Violet B.
Ugly by msllamalover reviews
Fleur is nine years old, and she doesn't see beauty when she looks in the mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Fleur D. - Complete
Surveys by Royal Typewriter reviews
Exactly that--Sweeney Todd characters fill out those Myspace surveys. Just for fun, you know? New Lucy chapter!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual for SNAPE by twilightm00n reviews
Your prayers have been answered! You are the proud recipient of your very own SNAPE unit! To make the most of this cynical Slytherin Potions professor who is quite fond of double crossings, please read the following instructions carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Severus S.
Voice of Salvation: Alternate End by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Alternate ending. What if when Mrs. Lovett had actually been in danger when she screamed? What if Sweeney never got a good look at the beggar woman's corpse? What if he found out that the "lad" he'd almost killed was really Johanna?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Death Drinkers by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort invites the Malfoys, the Lestranges, and Greyback over for a game of I Never which descends into drunken chaos. WARNINGS: for heavy drinking, cussing, and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
When Fame and Fortune Collide by VirginAuthor reviews
Lily has started her 5th year at Hogwarts, but a mysterious person is still out there, bent on hurting her. Will Scorpius be able to save her? And what happens when Lily starts dating someone seriously? Sequel to "When Fame and Fortune Meet" Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,610 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Third Trip's the Charm by faeryespell reviews
Someone should really clean up the dungeons. You never know when you might trip and fall into the arms of the least expected person in the world. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Baby Assignment by Linxcat reviews
Hogwarts students have to team up and look after a 'baby' for a week. Is it possible? Can they stay sane? Can they stay FRIENDS?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
When Fame Meets Fortune by VirginAuthor reviews
Scorpius and Lily meet on the train. They become the best of friends. How will their families react. The bonds of friendship will be tested on all sides. Can their friendship survive? considered complete. Look for the sequel When Fame and Fortune Collide
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,922 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Mount Fraught Syndrome by Phoebonica reviews
AU. Mount Fraught Syndrome: where prisoners grow to despise their captors, and spend every moment trying to escape. Violet marries Olaf. But it's not what you think.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Klaus B., Violet B.
What Happened That Time on the Mountain by LA07C reviews
This was in The Slippery Slope, but the author doesn't tell us what happens when Quigley and Violet are climbing the frozen waterfall. I'm NOT continuing this, and I know this isn't how Snicket would've written it, but it's how I imagined it. Much love.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Violet B., Quigley Q. - Complete
Why Draco Loves Hermione by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco fell in love with a brunette. He says his reasons why he did fall in love. Dramione and Draco's POV. Based on a list entitled 'Why Boys Fall in Love with Girls' Please read this! :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Book The First: The Fervent Flowerbed by MarcianTobay reviews
The beginning of the tragic tale of Young Beatrice, years after the war of the sugar bowl.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,725 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
When Two Worlds Collide by TragicTeaLeaves reviews
The Baudelaire orphans are off to their new home, where their foster family is none other than the Dursleys. An old man comes giving the Baudelaires news that shocks them. What's going on? Under reconstruction! Ch. 1 to 3 Done.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Violet B.
Harry Potter's Quasisequelish 7th year at Hogwart by Execrator reviews
This is my first chaptered fic ever. The story picks up after Harry gets home from his 6th year at hogwarts. It's meant to be funny, but I appreciate honesty when you review. Now rated T for some swearing and mild sexual themes, and lots of Emo cutting
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Harry P.
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I am the Kill reviews
Madame Lestrange drabbles - fractions of a fractured life, suspended in the wrong order by strands of spiderwebby words. #1- teenage Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Bellatrix L.
Anthropophobia
The sarcastic laugh you probably imagined, the face at the window of the empty house, the girl sitting behind you when you're all alone... School-age Bellatrix one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete