I have many usernames: Sakurazaki Raiken, NightDranzer and SateliteRaider are my most used ones.
Weight: 225 (Craaaaaapp T_T)
College Degree: Just finished Industrial Mechanics, now proceeding to System Programming (IT), hell yeah XD
(05/10/13) Working At: As of yesterday I'm working at Pfizer as a Junior System Analyst and Designer. BOOYAH!!! 13 dollars per hour may not sound much, but for where I'm from that's a LOT. Hell, I'm earning more than my PARENTS XD.
Girlfriend: One, don't have time for it; Two, the type of women I like are either married, uninterested single mothers (these are the ones that attract me the most), simply see me as a runt, or all of the above; Three, the type accessible (read: my same age), seemed to have missed the memo about them finally having to fucking grow up and stop with the damn fashionism and drama.
Sexual Inclination: If you were to tilt you gaze about 8 to 12 degrees up, I'm sure the answer would come to you.
Likes: Video Games, Manga, Sleeping, Computers, Fanfiction, MATURE and INTELLIGENT people who can actually admit mistakes and be good sports when they end up on top of a debate, MILFs, People who know and appreciate the value of silence, People who can get a clue and know when joking has passed the line towards insulting.
Dislikes: Idiots who resort to violence first chance they get, Repeating myself, Idiots who seemingly can't get anything no matter how much they are repeated the same damned thing, Motormouths who just WON'T SHUT UP, Arrogant people without the skills and/or intelligence to back said arrogance up (even if they COULD back it up, it's still annoying, but at the very least, if you are going to be an asshole, at least have a good reason for being one), People who see women as walking objects and trophies and not for the people they are, and are stupid to fall for any women's wiles (AKA: Mysoginists), Women who see US men for just an uncultured sack of hormones and think they can easily control us by just flashing a bit of flesh (AKA: Strawhat Feminists).
Nationality: If you thought I was a Spaniard, well the joke's on you asshole, I'm a Puerto Rican, AKA: Part-Black, Part-White, Part-Indian, and three times more badass than any pansyass Spaniard could ever hope to be (though if you ask me, I think the triplicated badassery comes from the african gene, but hey, I may be just biased, since I was raised in a ghetto in my first 5 years. I was lucky my maternal uncle had a whole lot of street cred though, that is all I am gonna say.)
Favorite Music: Salsa (Not from Cuba but from Puerto Rico and not the shit they put nowadays but the cream of the crop from my father's days), Heavy Metal (the type that you crank the nod up to 10 and then watch as the windows break; Manowar, Iron Maiden and Dragonforce come to mind), Hip Hop (Though personally, it just simply isn't the same as the old days), and while I may not like slow music at all, it knocks me out faster than any self-righteous speech and THAT is saying something, I do admit that Laura Pausini and Eros Ramazzoti are my two guilty pleasures.
Religion or Politics: I'm an anarchistic atheist, I don't need no stinkin' god or president/governor/minister/grannyhumper breathing down my neck, I control my own life dammit. What's the use of freedom if I live in fear of an invisible entity and/or some uncaring douchebags with egos the size of Mt. Olympus. If I wanted that I would go to mom, she does more than a fair share of that.
Hobbies: Besides annoying people? Well let's see, there's eating, there's sleeping, there's video games, there's fanfiction, there's...I did mention piss people off right?, ah let's see...now that I think about it, college has pretty much left me without a social life, and the sad thing is, I only noticed now just as I wrote this.
Personality: Read the profile and come to your own conclusions.
Addictions: Yes, JRPG (Japanesse Role Playing Games, just to clear it up for the new ones), Ramen (I shit you not, I can't go a week without at least eating a cup of it, may have been because I basically ate that stuff all of my life, here's to expecting High Blood Pressure problems in the future), and the worst of them all...FANFICTION (Seriously, if they don't update I get cranky and I sometimes, read: everytime, lost a good night of sleep reading new stuff in this site. It is a damn good thing I have photographic memory or I would have flunked in the very first semester because I was too busy reading lemon fics to bother studying)
Favorite Authors: Let me first begin by saying, that if there is any characteristic that could identify me as a pompous elitist, and probably one more reason I have yet to have a girlfriend, is that I have high standards. Okay, let me rephrase that, I have RIDICULOUSLY high standards, seriously for me to admit to liking something means that THAT something is actually WORTH the trouble, probably one of the reasons I always get perfect scores on written and oral reports since I actually don't stop until I find it to my liking. That said, here are the following authors I have followed around for quite long time and I have yet to drop them from my watchlist: Third Fang, Kenchi618, James D. Fawkes, Innortal (dude needs to update dammit, it has been a YEAR, I understand the pains of a writer's block but DAMN.), DragonMasterFlex, Scribe of the Apocalypse, 26-Lord-Pain.
If there are any more, I'll be sure to update.
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments
Position: Log Worshipper (I don't have the requirements to apply for the higher positions).
Possible Book of Log Positons:
Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope: you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log, the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews, you created a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Holy Log Bible
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken: For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling; For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five saplings; For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten saplings; For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling per square inch of detached log; For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant twenty-five saplings; If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint, if your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
(Taken from Kenchi618's profile, because such an awe-inspiring display of crazy awesome and magnificent bastardy as this one NEEDS to be spread.)
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
Ok, first of all, I will be the first one to admit that I make fun of everyone and everything, homosexuals included, however, when I do it, I do it between friends and only in jest, because quite frankly, whether their ass is busted or not, it's THEIR life and as long as they don't cross the line with me I am willing to be their family and lend a shoulder if needed. Unfortunately, not everyone is like this, and so, the moment I saw this, I NEEDED to paste this, considering my best friend I have known since I was 10 happens to be gay and faces some of the following situations.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
1. Perfect? Brrrrrpt, as if.. NEXT
1. Friend you saw: Carlos
1. Number: 7
1. Are you missing someone right now? Nope
1.Real name? Miguel
1. First best friend? Josue
1. Eating? Nothing
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Couldn't care less
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? ...The fuck is that? O.o
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? No
(Taken from Lord Gale119's profile. I couldn't help it, it was the most complete guideline I've seen yet.)
LAWS OF FANFICTION
#0: All Fanfiction Authors are Review Whores. No exceptions.
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”
Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.
Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.
You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on Deviantart.com)
Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.
Master Chief is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.
Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.
Before you read, I will admit that no, I am NOT a writer, not much of one yet at least, what I AM however is an avid reader and a fanfic connoiseur of sorts, so yes, in a way, this concerns me and any other readers as much as it concerns the writers. So that said, if you see this, please spread it and put your tag on it.
I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.
(Kur0Kishi : Admittedly, I am just jumping onto the bandwagon because I'm rather indifferent to the situation since I don't think any of my work breaches the line but I do agree that it would be far more rational to add a new restricted MA, rather than deleting authors's accounts without so much as a polite Excuse Me. Instead, after finally getting off your ass's after not doing anything about the declining quality of fics in ff dot net for years, use that diligence to do something more beneficial, like that damned yaoi filter.)
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Act I (Poem)
Act II (Poem)
Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Act III (Poem)
My friend, your desire
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Act IV (Poem)
My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Legend shall speak
Act V (Poem)
This is a report about the medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is NO difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
Obligatory space for random Otaku shit
You know? I just noticed. There is so much hype about the Sharingan and the Rinnegan and how those doujutsus practically rape anyone NOT of the Uzumaki or the Senju clan. Well, what about the Byakugan? As far as I recall, the Byakugan is also descended from the first son of the sage and yet it is so grossly underpowered and overlooked. Well, you know what Kishi? FUCK THAT. If you're too lazy to come up with some new powers and forms for the Byakugan than I'll easily do it for you, and it only took me a light bulb, a glass shard and a good J-Metal song to come up with it.
First Form: Byakugan (White Eye)
-This is, as you know, the default form of the Byakugan. You know? that old 359-360 degrees telescopic x-ray vision? And also, depending on the mastery with it, it's powers are more accurate and more amplified. Just like the Sharingan, just that it doesn't have any tomoe to indicate maturity.
Second Form: Sanryoukyou Byakugan (Prismatic White Eye)
-I know it is obvious from just the name alone, but for the morons who can't take a hint, this is the Byakugan's answer to the Sharingan's Mangekyou. Unlike the Mangekyou, in which you need to feel heart-wrenching guilt in order to unlock, this requires indomitable willpower and the absolute want to shatter the chains of destiny.
-It possesses the powers of the lesser stage albeit at an increased scale PLUS it grants the user the ability to see the threads of fate, also known as the lines of death (Tsukihime FTW), in which once they're cut, the owner of the threads dies, no exceptions. It DRASTICALLY increases the quantity and quality of the wielder's chakra (this a body activation thing, transplanting it to another won't have this effect). It grants the user a primary affinity towards the Yin and Yang element. It also grants the user the power of clairvoyance, also known as the ability to see into the future and gives you a heads up in case you want to change it. In other words, all that Hyuuga clan's philosophy about fate being predetermined? The Byakugan doesn't think so. Beware however, as overuse of this stage can cause the Byakugan's veins to burst, which eventually leads to blindness and is probably as painful as it sounds. Also, seeing death at every second and having so many visions in a single instant every second will inevitably drive the wielder insane, needless to say, only the truly strong of will can harness this power to its ultimate level.
-As for how it looks, it is basically a more silvery-crystalline version of the Byakugan with light-refractive surface, just like it's namesake. It activates by basically shedding the "white" of the normal Byakugan like dried off crusts of paint and revealing the gem within. Also, besides the aforementioned powers, it also possesses other abilities that are unique to the individual.
-It is interesting to note, that while a Mangekyou wielder sheds tears of blood, the Sanryoukyou wielder sheds tears of liquid silver and it is known as the most beautiful of the three eyes.
Third Form: Mugen Sanryoukyou Byakugan (Infinite Prismatic White Eye)
-Earned by transcending beyond the aspects of the previous stage's plateau. It basically eliminates all drawbacks and the user is now capable of safely using Izanami and Izanagi.
Final Form: Rinnegan (Eye of Transcendence)
-As of Chapter 560, this stage is only reached when either the Sharingan or Byakugan and the beyond stages are mastered down to the most minute aspect. This stage is achieved by imbuing the Byakugan wielder with genetic material or high amounts of chakra of the eldest son, or descendant with a strong DNA similarity to him (either Senju or Uzu...ma...ki...hmm, I just a had SPLENDID idea).
-The user can access all of Byakugan along with the Rinnegan's techniques
In short, the three can be summed up like this, To Aru style:
Mugen Sanryoukyou Byakugan (Infinite Prismatic White Eye) = The most beautiful and dangerous of the three. Its powers defy Finality. Represented by the White Moon
Eien Mangekyou Sharingan (Eternal Kaleidoscopic Mirror Wheel Eye) = The most sinister and versatile of the three. Its powers tame the Devil. Represented by the Red Moon
Rinnegan (Eye of Transmigration/Eye of Transcendence) = The most powerful and majestic of the three. Its powers equate to God. Represented by a Silver Eclipse
Just found it in a random google image search, but I can't help but feel that it would make for one kickass EMS design:
Character Profiles space...just in case I finally get off of my ass and finally proceed in writing that fic drilling my mind. You're welcome to use the non-tagged ideas if you wish.
Overview: A mysterious organization of nebulous origin and existence that seems to have roots of control everywhere, with power and influence that seems to dwarf even Akatsuki's. Hakumei, the organization founded to act as Akatsuki's counterforce, is rumored to be a branch-off of this organization; with the founder and leader being a member.
There are a total of twelve members known as the Twelve Nidanas, and each number, rather than reflecting any hierachy, instead reflects the respective representation of cause of suffering and ignorance that said member combats.
The organization's symbol is a Rinnegan eye with nine magatamas surrounding it, giving it the form similar to an "Eye in the Sun".
*This is a rough draft of its members, subject to change*
This space is reserved for the profiles of characters
Number One: ??? (Age: ???)
Number Two: Ryuujin Tatsu (Age: ??)
Number Three: Hayabusa Seiran (Age: ???)
Number Four: ??? (Age: ??)
Number Five: ??? (Age: ??)
Number Six: Uzumaki Itako (Age: ???)
Number Seven: Miyamoto Musashi (Age: ??)
Number Eight: ??? (Age: ??)
Number Nine: ??? (Age: ???)
Number Ten: ??? (Age: ???)
Number Eleven : ??? (Age: ???)
Number Twelve: Fukushima Shinobu (Age: ???)
We're a Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."
Obligatory space for Random Quotes
"Youth may be wasted on the young, but experience is also wasted on the old" - Me
"People choose darkness not because it's evil, people choose darkness because in light they only found despair" - James D. Fawkes
"The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it" - Rules of the Internet
"Never make a clown shed a tear, for he will strike into your heart the very meaning of fear" - Me
"Light can guide you just as it can blind you. Darkness can mislead you just as it can shade you. Power simply is as it is; nothing more, nothing less." - Me
"If you can't beat them with logic, baffle them with bullshit" - Probably the motto of every politician out there.
"If the world's a stage, someone should fire the casting director" - Relden Calder
"Every problem in the world can be fixed with one of two items. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD-40." - Unknown
"I eat a lot of carbs, then fap them all off, gives me a good bitch-slappin' arm, which I then use to terrify the rest of humanity into submission." - Andrew C. Price
"Trying to fuck the nymphomania away might as well be the same as trying to use fuel to put out a fire" - Me
"You can't be a heartbreaker without having your heart broken first" - Me
"It's been scientifically proven that God is a troll and humans are bastards. In that one aspect, the bible was right in our likeness to our creator" - Me
"In this life, there are only two roads one can take: You're either great, or you're nothing" - My "loving" father
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