Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Hey! i luv twilight and fanfics! (duh, why else wud i be here?) I luv horses and horseback riding. That's my favorite thing to do in the whole world! I luv pizza, too. And lastly, I LUV REVIEWS! So review, please!
I play softball at my highschool and I'm in the band (flute). Yep, I'm a band nerd, but so is the girl who edits my fanfics! U know who you are
My partner in crime (Even thought we live on different sides of the planet) goes by MaxineAlix on this site, you should totally check out her stories, they are freakin amazing! Here's a link to her profile!
Things about ME:
First Name: Mandy
Last Name: (Yeah right)
IQ: I'm not gona brag... jk
Hobbies: horseback riding (#1 favorite thing to do in the world!!), playing softball (#2 favorite thing to do in the world!)drawing, dancing (even tho I suk at it), and having really random thoughts
Favorite Animal: horse (duh!)
Favorite/Lucky Number: 12
Favorite Book Character: EDWARD!!
Least Favorite Book Character: JACOB!! (needs to just stay out of Edwards way)
Loves: Comedy movies, eating (popcorn!), fanfics, the color blue, my awsum dog, my dorky family, my wierd friends, reviews, and playing in the snow (not like gay snowangels and stuff I just like to throw it at people when they arent looking), and thats pretty much it...
Dislikes: Open water like the middle of lakes (there is no way of telling what's under you involuntary shiver), my closet being open while I sleep, popular people who can act like idiots and get away with it, tootsie rolls (and tootsie pops another involuntary shiver), horror movies, the color pink, stereo-types about the South (FYI not all of us are red-necks!), and people who lie like crazy for attention
I also hate it when people rant about there opinions just to annoy u, like in reviews when people give you tons of reasons why u shouldn't hate a book character cough Jacob cough I hate him and there is nothing that u can do about it
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.( God dont read Maximum Ride in school.)
If you run into inanimite objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!)copy and paste this in your profile.
These are some of the funniest jokes I have ever heard.
(Ino sum of them are long but they are worth reading trust me!)
Dyslexic (u really shud know what that means). Insomniac (u can't or just don't sleep). Agnostic (u aren't sure if there is a god). If you are a combination of these, you will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog...
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette go to this fancy restaurant in Paris. In the corner, they see a beautiful mirror. The manager says to them, "If you look at your reflection in the mirror and say something that is true, then u get one wish. If you tell a lie, you disappear." The brunette wants to try so she walks up to the mirror and says, "I think that I am the most beautiful woman in the world." And she disappears. Then the redhead walks up to the mirror and says, "I think that I am the smartest woman in the world." And she disappears. Then the blonde walks up to the mirror and says, "I think--" And then she disappears... The moral of this story is... stay away from magic mirrors, especially if ur a blonde.
Three nuns are sitting in a football stadium in front of three men who can't see the game because their big nun hats are in the way. The 1st man looks at his buddies and says, "I think I'll move to Ohio. I hear there are only 100 nuns there." The 2nd man says, "I think I'll move to Nebraska, there are only 75 nuns there." The 3rd man says, "I'm gona move to Oklahoma, there are only 50 nuns there." Then, one of the nuns turns around and says, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns there."
What did the pink panther say to the ant when he was about to beat it at poker? "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant..." Get it? It's the pink panther theme song! Haha, not very funny ino I just had to put it on here.
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!
"I don't care if she merely trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs." - Edward Cullen - Eclipse
"Marry me first." "Okay. What's the punch line?" "Bella, you're wounding my ego. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke." - New Moon
"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. - Eclipse
If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it.
Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose?
If the number 2 pencil is so popular then why is it still number 2?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
who was the first person who looked at a cow and say "i think i will squeeze those dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many in latin, and tics meaning 'bloodsucking creatures?'
if something goes without saying, why do people still say it?
There are three kinds of people in this world... people who can count and people who can't...
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.\
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Therapist The/rapist... scary thought
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
when the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way
keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too
you know you should get to sleep when the sheep you are counting start to hit the fence
i want to die like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shutup
they say kids brighten the home. thats because they never turn off the lights
Right now my friend is reading this and she is wondering where I get all of this free time. Well it's the time that a life would have taken up...
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile
If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because your bored, copy and paste this into your profile
This poem is really sad so be prepared...
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is completly obsessing over Twilight and reading the books over and over again until something in your brain snaps and starting with every little thing reminding you of Twilight and slowly spreading to EVERYTHING. Crazy is when you try to get your English teacher to read the Twilight series because it relates to Romeo and Juliet (no joke, I'm still trying to get her to read it). Crazy is when you get seriously offended when your retarded friends tell you that you're stupid for reading Twilight. Crazy is when you get seriously offended when your friend says that Edward is ugly because he's pale (I'm seriously mad at my friend for saying that). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
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