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Joined 12-03-07, id: 1436036, Profile Updated: 11-05-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Roar!

I have nothing to put here as of yet. I was bullied into coming here. I have a few stories I could write, but I am infamously lazy.

(waves hands in creepy fashion)

You see nothing, you hear nothing, and you will remember nothing!

Pink fluffy bunnies with bazookas!
must have something random here.

(cough cough) Anyways, the stuff that I will eventually put up here is mostly crack stuff that was developed on the fly by a friend/ co-worker of mine and myself while working in child care. One of the most under appreciated jobs on the planet. I do write more serious stuff, that is not fanfiction and is my own original work, however those particular projects will never be found here. For I intend to try and get those particular works published. (knows very well that to do so such is an attempt to go upstream in a river in a row boat without a paddle)

My favorite anime/ manga happens to be the following:

DNAngel
Ruro Ken
Naruto
Imortal Rain
Bleach

Things that make my skin crawl:

Yuri/ Yaoi (I can tolerate, but no bedroom crap)
Domination, violation and vore I find disturbing and wrong. Enough said.
You get the idea, but I do want to make it clear that while I do not approve of same gender relationships, I do not hold peoples sexual preference against them. I just request that it not be thrown in my face obnoxiously. I have had plenty of friends that are gay/lesbian and bi. As you can tell I am strait. Nothing will change that.

My own opinion on random stuff concerning what I read here on this site?

Parings for the most part can rot. I have no true preferences. Okay, I have one, but I am willing to read things with other pairings so long AS IT IS WELL WRITTEN AND THOUGHT OUT SO IT WORKS. (cough)
Pairings should at least keep in mind age. I shudder at the thought of said 12 year old paired up with some one who is physically old enough to be their grandparent. (cough)naruto (cough)tsunade (cough) When people do such pairings I just want to puke.

I love to read darker fics that can make you cry. I also like crack. So long as it has been well written. I am not a big stickler about spelling because I have a tendency to spell phonetically myself, however, grammar is what gets to me. There are some fics that I have found where the grammar made no sense at all and I struggled to understand what the point was that said person was trying to get across. Now, I have come across a few fics that English was most definitely not the first language. I have no problem with those authors and I applaud their bravery in writing in an unfamiliar language. Kudos to you.

About me:

I live in the Arizona desert somewhere. Lived there for all but six months of my life. I don't have much of a social life and work a bunch of odd jobs. I am, to most people who don't know me, a boring person. My idea of fun is spending several hours in a book store, hiking and games. I collect teacups and sharp pointy objects of death. So far I have a 6 inch hunting knife, a switch blade and knuckle blades. I am hoping to add to my collections. Both of them. I am just broke at the moment.

I have no immediate family left other than a sister. Kinda sad really.

Before I forget... Yes we have cars in the desert with pavement and electricity. There IS water, but we do have restrictions. Yes, there are tumbleweeds. Good lord do I HATE them. They can rip out the bottom up your car. Can you say bye bye gas and water lines? Dusts storms suck to drive in. Especially at night. The area that I live in gets about 8 inches of rain a YEAR if we are lucky. So it is VERY dry here.

I hate snowbirds. It's a reference to people who flock here in the cooler months to avoid snow and who knows what else in the winter. Then they chicken out when it warms up. Yeah, 112 F may be hot, but at least its a DRY heat. Unless your here between the months of July and September. Then we get humidity. Whiny people the whole lot of them. They also drive too damn slow now that I think about it.

Stats:

Birth date: 9/21/ Nineteen Eighty Something. ( is a song reference! XD )
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Food: Something spiceh X3
Hobbies: Reading, drawing, writing, playing my flute and piccolo, cooking, scrap booking and photography (need a better camera).
Hates: Ants, barney, barbie, my sisters taste in music, rap and a few other things.
Loves: Rain (Lives in a desert), animals, scenic drives okay, I get lost sometimes and a few other things.
Worked: Veterans Transportation, Child Care, data entry and research, janitorial and does pet-sitting as a side and currently working as a caregiver in an assisted living group home. Night shift sucks.

Height: about 5 feet. sits in corner and cries
Eyes:amber/brown
Hair: Almost black
Race: Hispanic. no, I don't speak Spanish

Yeah. And that is all I have to say.

RANT!!

I HATE CHAT SPEAK!! WHY WRITE IN IT? IT'S DEGRADING TO AN AUTHORS ABILITY TO WRITE AS WELL AS BRAIN NUMBING FOR THOSE OF US WHO TRY TO READ IT!! DO NOT DEGRADE YOUR SELF AND YOUR ABILITY BY USING A CHEAP FORM OF SHORT HAND.

END RANT!!

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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 230 - Words: 1,359,509 - Reviews: 10703 - Favs: 5,285 - Follows: 4,905 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 720,118 - Reviews: 5306 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Owen, Indominus Rex
The Journey of the Guardian by dragonwolf12 reviews
Rewrite of The Chosen One's Journey. Ash learns of the many paths that one can lead in the world of Pokemon, changing the path of his destiny forever. Read how Ash travels around the regions with a more progressive look on Pokemon training. Aura! Rayshipping! I don't own Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,579 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/15/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona] Riolu
Reintroducing Hope by Fernandidilly-yo reviews
Mute, and living on the streets after his aunt has a heart attack, Peter isn't sure life could get much worse. He desperately waits for his 18 birthday when he can finally have a life again. Until a seeming to be normal friend, Sam Wilson helps turn his life back around. With the help of the rest of the Avengers of course. (Part of the RH series)
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 183,004 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Falcon/Samuel W. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6766 - Favs: 11,488 - Follows: 10,595 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 822,685 - Reviews: 7944 - Favs: 6,776 - Follows: 6,679 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Darcy's Blog by Lady Shadow Walker reviews
It really did just start as a joking way for Darcy to tell people about her experiences, but then it mostly spirals out of control. She should have seen it coming sooner. It made her new friends, though, and annoyed Tony, so it was really a win-win.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Darcy L., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Bad Luck Table by Yanagi-wa reviews
Some projects seem to be cursed from the beginning. Gibbs has one in the kitchen table he needs to build.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Complete
Reserve Training by Yanagi-wa reviews
Tony and Remy are called to Great Lakes to act as TO's. Not happy about that but they do their duty, until it's time not to. And it doesn't help things that Ron Sacks is there, with attitude
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,540 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Complete
Stepping In: The West Wing by cjb1990 reviews
What if Mooncat99's Stepping in happened during the Bartlet administration? How would they respond to the investigation and threat to the US and the actions of one Interim Director Anthony DiNozzo shining through it all? WARNING: READ MOONCAT99'S STEPPING IN FIRST! this fic is written without the consent of Mooncat99, although I did try to contact them for permission.
Crossover - West Wing & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,788 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Complete
The Infinite Loops: Jurassic Park by GarnettFox reviews
Welcome to the Jurassic Loops.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,057 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 6/20/2015 - A. Grant, Velociraptor, T Rex
If Abby Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy by Yanagi-wa reviews
Abby is not a happy bunny, Symons has gotten on her last nerve. Prank war ensues. Complete in two chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Complete
Ingenious Idiot by Kanae Yuna reviews
"The truth is plain and simple: James T. Kirk is a genius, even under the most unfavorable conditions..." A series of one-shots where Jim shows his ingenuity while he's bleeding, poisoned, or just hurt in some general way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 237,051 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
Savages by Yanagi-wa reviews
Tim is hurt and the vacationing group head out to bring the perpetrators to justice.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,328 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Complete
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Down Time by Yanagi-wa reviews
Remy's family reunion results in a great trip down to Louisiana and fun, food, music ... you get the idea. It's a family reunion.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Complete
Threshold Shift by Macx reviews
sequel to Tainted. Nothing about working at Jurassic World is routine. Especially when you're the alpha of a raptor pack. Owen Grady would never make the mistake to think every day is the same. He also didn't want students traipsing around his enclosure. Trouble is waiting in the wings. He just knows it. And then there's the rumor about poachers on Isla Sorna. Just wonderful.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,553 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Complete
High and Tight by Yanagi-wa reviews
Gibbs loses a bet and has to let Tony cut his hair.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Complete
Stalker In Our Midst by Yanagi-wa reviews
Tim has a stalker ... again. No one is really pleased.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,747 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Complete
Tainted by Macx reviews
Jurassic World: Owen Grady had always had a talent for animals. It ran in the family. Masrani Global recruited him to train raptors. It was a novel idea, something only a crazy or insane person would attempt. Owen wasn't crazy or insane. He knew he could do this, though his grandfather had always warned him: don't get too close. Don't let them connect. Well, too late. Way too late.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,925 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Owen, Velociraptor, A. Grant - Complete
That Godawful Trip to Italy by Sanauria Maldhun reviews
It started with a school trip to Italy. Everything simply went downhill from there.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 4/16/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
His Name Is Jethro by Yanagi-wa reviews
Tony's tired of his father calling him Jr and misappropriating his funds. So he takes steps.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
He's Good by Yanagi-wa reviews
Everyone knows that Tony plays piano. They don't know how good he is. He agrees to a charity concert. There's also some moving involved.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,247 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Complete
Repercussions by Yanagi-wa reviews
You know that there are going to be some repercussions from Flower's stupidity. Vance also gets a bit.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/13/2015 - Complete
Team Building by Yanagi-wa reviews
The NCIS team has been avoiding a Team Building and Sensitivity Seminar for years. Now, HR has caught up with them. Tony's sure this is going to turn out badly. How badly, no one could guess.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,759 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Complete
Moments of Frost & Moon by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED SECRETS OF FROST AND MOON! The opening mini-arc of this collection fic contains massive MASSIVE spoilers for the ending of Secrets of Frost and Moon. What are you waiting for, go read it!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Jack Frost
Balance by Yanagi-wa reviews
Tony and Director Vance have a little discussion about why teams succeed, or fail.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Complete
American Heavy Metal by Yanagi-wa reviews
Gibbs and Co have to take leave time or lose it. They decide to take a road trip on motorcycles. They visit Gibbs Dad and go camping and fishing.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,767 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Secret of Frost and Moon by Alaia Skyhawk reviews
When death turns out not to be the end, you can't help but ask for what purpose you were brought back... What differences would it make, to remember your past right from the begining? To learn your purpose, piece by piece, right from the start? How would that change the life, future, and secrets of the Spirit of Winter; Jack Frost?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 130 - Words: 499,493 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Scars In Bars by Yanagi-wa reviews
A night on the town, a bit of fun. Discussion of who has more scars. Fourth in Tony!SEAL AU.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Jimmy P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Forging A King by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 177,080 - Reviews: 2992 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Frostbitten by Arialene reviews
{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,044 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Jamie - Complete
His Name's Not Jethro by Yanagi-wa reviews
One thing I don't like about NCIS is the fact that some of the writers don't follow up on stuff. (I'm so one to complain. *G*) So, anyone remember Dog Tags? What ever happened to the dog. (This happens during Pseudo-SEAL, but it didn't fit anywhere so it's a side story.)
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Tim M. - Complete
Pseudo-SEAL by Yanagi-wa reviews
Tony has to requalify for NCIS and SEALs. The other SEALs help him. Gibbs, Tim and Jimmy join him. Coming of age for Tim and Jimmy.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,230 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Complete
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
Paperwork Hell by Xnasha Minstrel reviews
Tsuna decides that enough is enough. His own Guardians and the whole mafia can do their own bloody paperwork from now on. Let them have a taste of his hell...OOC Most Everyone.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 334 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Negotiation is a fine art by beamirang reviews
Jim Kirk is the worst hostage ever.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
Unnecessary Roughness by Yanagi-wa reviews
Abby's so excited to see Tony home that she hugs him a bit too hard. He's not in that good a shape and her unnecessary roughness does more damage than anyone could have expected. Poor Tony. Second full story in Tony!SEAL AU
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,892 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Overriding Protocol by myfunnylittlebrainisboring reviews
Sometimes, parents can be mortifying, especially in front of other people. Even famous starship captains go through these sorts of embarrassing moments. Oneshot. Warning: There is some swearing in this story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2013 - J. Kirk, Winona K. - Complete
Chained and Chafed by Yanagi-wa reviews
Tony!SEAL AU. Gibbs has two injured SEALs on his hands. He has to go to extreme measures to make them rest and heal. Takes place after Dinozzo's A What?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Tony D. - Complete
DiNozzo's A What? by Yanagi-wa reviews
Tony reveals a long held secret and a murder takes the team into new territory.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,237 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Complete
Stepping In by Mooncat99 reviews
With Gibbs down, the director MIA and terrorists on the perimeter, Tony has his hands more than full. (Tony-centric teamfic with lots of Fornell as well.)
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,570 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
When He Bled Scarlet and Gray by Stephanie2233 reviews
A TV Segment set during March Madness helps Jimmy and Abby show Ziva and McGee another side of Tony DiNozzo. How will they react when they find out their goofy teammate was once one of America's sport heroes?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,911 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Tony D.
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 11,654 - Follows: 5,690 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5703 - Favs: 5,010 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 5,320 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
He's Batman by Glimare reviews
One Shot: the team notes the similarities between them and the batfamily.
Crossover - Batman & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Tim M. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 213 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Transient Guest are We by 1sniperwolf reviews
In another bid to destroy Ice Crown, Illidan summons a demon from another world and hurls him at the Lich King. King Arthus knew his strength and decided the fate of this boy, this Naruto. To become a Death Knight. NarutoXWarcraft
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,764 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Haunts by HP1INK reviews
A long 2-shot: Ghosts have lairs, haunts that act like their homes, but what are they really? And what is Danny's haunt to him, exspecially if it is in danger?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Failing At Normality by ProneToInsanity reviews
When Sam and Danny are blackmailed into haunting the house for the second year in a row, it's only to find that they have a much better plan in mind... Halloween related oneshot. Rated for one swear word.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Jailer: the Awakening by AznPuffyHair reviews
KH xover. It all started with waking up in a strange place after battling the First Uchiha, then having this voice tell him about destiny and something about a Jailor, then gave him a giant key? Isn't his life bad enough? M for Language and future stuff.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,067 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Another Chance by Tiro reviews
32-year old Uzumaki Naruto is a very different person from when he was 12. Death has made his life different. What will he do when he gets thrown back into the past with two of his last friends? Non-yaoi. Rated M for some violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,965 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Secret Garden by Mijan reviews
Captain Kirk has a garden. Like Kirk, there's more to his garden than his crew might imagine.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/16/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Son's Path: the Last Namikaze by laydee kai reviews
Naruto's journey to find the things that he has always wanted... friends, family, love, respect & honor. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,972 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Strength of a Different Kind by AleryaLeveilli reviews
Takes place after the Akatsuki attack Konoha. How do Naruto and Hinata deal with the revelation of her feelings? Does our beloved Knucklehead break the shy girls heart, or will he help her find the strength she had deep down? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,603 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
So I Just Smile by Chada reviews
He looked at Naruto and saw the blonde-haired boy stand up as he wiped away any evidence of tears and tried to toughen himself up to block out the ridicule that he seemed to expect Iruka to lob his way. So Iruka decided to prove him wrong. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Walking Her Home by zizzy333 reviews
A small oneshot to go with the song Walking Her Home. "One last time?" He offered, holding out his hand, and Sam looked up at him for a moment. Exhaling, she chucked sadly and took it. With that he began to walk her home... walk her to heaven.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Nukenin Chronicles by peppymint reviews
Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Life and Times of ToraChan by evil genus reviews
One-Shot! I think the title says it all. It is dedicated to all the psycho cats in the world...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Tora - Complete
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Rises the Flame by peppymint reviews
A will of fire cannot be so easily denied. The continuing saga of Hiraku Kazama. Sequel to "From the Ashes."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,952 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Will of Fire by Mystic Dragon reviews
When the Yondaime had no choice but to sacrifice himself to stop his wife from her rampage, it left their two year old, part fox son, Naruto, an orphan. Luckily, the Sandaime put him in the capable, caring hands of the four biggest village misfits. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,205 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Iruka U., Anko M., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Forgotten Few by Foxcomm reviews
Naruto almost died to stop Sasuke. The Kyuubi died to save him. Now Naruto is the Nine Tailed Fox and Konoha refused to even tolerate him. In a plan to fake his death, he is sent to another world. And Hinata followed. Will they find peace even here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,996 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Jutsu of Love? by Marchgirl reviews
A day of training turns sexy for Naruto & Hinata but it doesn't end there: Dating, conflicts w/friends, Parents?, a new Chunin exam and the fox is out of the bag! Naruto's life is turned upside down. He may lose his friends and more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 353,499 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
From the Ashes by peppymint reviews
After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shinobi Rule Number 25 by Mr. Lee reviews
The death of Jiraiya reveals old wounds that Naruto has inside him, making Sakura and Tsunade see under his mask. NaruSaku WAFF, NaruTsu family oneshot. A revised version of manga chapters 404-406. Rated T for a dose of angst, WAFF and Kleenex moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Will of Fire by Taisi reviews
Falling victim to a strange jutsu, Naruto wakes up in an older Konoha, still governed by the Yondaime. Yondy!Daddy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,916 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4387 - Favs: 7,250 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 287 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 283 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The Game of Go by sessha-chan reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Day The Smile Slipped by Manatheron reviews
Naruto gets annoyed and the Smiling mask that he always wears slipped a little. Needing some time to himself naruto takes the day off, But will he get his R&R? or will well meaning friends drive him nuts? PG13 to R. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
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Because we were bored Naruto Edition reviews
As the title suggests, this was brought on by boredom. This is a series of of drabbles that were created spur of the moment by bored childcare workers. We figured this would be safer than tormenting the children. We kinda would like to keep our jobs...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2009
It started with a Psychology Book reviews
“The fact that it’s you asking for a book on the mind, and how it works, is disturbing enough to make Madara run in fear. What are you planning?” Naruto then gives a smile that hasn’t been seen since the painting of the Hokage Mountain...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete