Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
I have nothing to put here as of yet. I was bullied into coming here. I have a few stories I could write, but I am infamously lazy.
(waves hands in creepy fashion)
You see nothing, you hear nothing, and you will remember nothing!
Pink fluffy bunnies with bazookas!
(cough cough) Anyways, the stuff that I will eventually put up here is mostly crack stuff that was developed on the fly by a friend/ co-worker of mine and myself while working in child care. One of the most under appreciated jobs on the planet. I do write more serious stuff, that is not fanfiction and is my own original work, however those particular projects will never be found here. For I intend to try and get those particular works published. (knows very well that to do so such is an attempt to go upstream in a river in a row boat without a paddle)
My favorite anime/ manga happens to be the following:
Things that make my skin crawl:
Yuri/ Yaoi (I can tolerate, but no bedroom crap)
My own opinion on random stuff concerning what I read here on this site?
Parings for the most part can rot. I have no true preferences. Okay, I have one, but I am willing to read things with other pairings so long AS IT IS WELL WRITTEN AND THOUGHT OUT SO IT WORKS. (cough)
I love to read darker fics that can make you cry. I also like crack. So long as it has been well written. I am not a big stickler about spelling because I have a tendency to spell phonetically myself, however, grammar is what gets to me. There are some fics that I have found where the grammar made no sense at all and I struggled to understand what the point was that said person was trying to get across. Now, I have come across a few fics that English was most definitely not the first language. I have no problem with those authors and I applaud their bravery in writing in an unfamiliar language. Kudos to you.
I live in the Arizona desert somewhere. Lived there for all but six months of my life. I don't have much of a social life and work a bunch of odd jobs. I am, to most people who don't know me, a boring person. My idea of fun is spending several hours in a book store, hiking and games. I collect teacups and sharp pointy objects of death. So far I have a 6 inch hunting knife, a switch blade and knuckle blades. I am hoping to add to my collections. Both of them. I am just broke at the moment.
I have no immediate family left other than a sister. Kinda sad really.
Before I forget... Yes we have cars in the desert with pavement and electricity. There IS water, but we do have restrictions. Yes, there are tumbleweeds. Good lord do I HATE them. They can rip out the bottom up your car. Can you say bye bye gas and water lines? Dusts storms suck to drive in. Especially at night. The area that I live in gets about 8 inches of rain a YEAR if we are lucky. So it is VERY dry here.
I hate snowbirds. It's a reference to people who flock here in the cooler months to avoid snow and who knows what else in the winter. Then they chicken out when it warms up. Yeah, 112 F may be hot, but at least its a DRY heat. Unless your here between the months of July and September. Then we get humidity. Whiny people the whole lot of them. They also drive too damn slow now that I think about it.
Birth date: 9/21/ Nineteen Eighty Something. ( is a song reference! XD )
Height: about 5 feet. sits in corner and cries
Yeah. And that is all I have to say.
I HATE CHAT SPEAK!! WHY WRITE IN IT? IT'S DEGRADING TO AN AUTHORS ABILITY TO WRITE AS WELL AS BRAIN NUMBING FOR THOSE OF US WHO TRY TO READ IT!! DO NOT DEGRADE YOUR SELF AND YOUR ABILITY BY USING A CHEAP FORM OF SHORT HAND.