Hey Everyone! My name's Sara! You can call me Sara, or some other nickname you come up with if you want to!

I've read a ton of fanfics, so if you want any recommendations just let me know! Make sure to include preferred site, ships, and any other specific requirements.

Some of my hobbies are: reading fanfictions (on here and quotev mostly, but I've read some great ones on Wattpad. DM me if you want any recommendations!), reading books, drawing (I'm not that good though...) reading webtoons, reading funny websites, and that's pretty much all I do with my life.

Favorite Book Series: Wings of Fire, Keeper Of The Lost Cities, After The Fall and Before The Dawn, The School of

Good and Evil, The Unwanteds, The Unwanteds Quests, H.I.V.E, The Blackwell Pages, Friday Barnes and a bunch more that I'll update later cause I'm too lazy right now.

Ships:

Keeper of the Lost Cities: Sokeefe, Bam/Tiana, Dexella, Lylie for the Winh, AND Kam, Sophiana, Marellinh, Ship it like Fedex.

RWBY: Bumblebee, White Rose/Ice Flower, Arkos, Flowerpower, Sea Monkeys, Scarlet and Nolan, Coco and Fox, Yatsu and Velvet, Emerald and Mercury.

The School Of Good and Evil: Tedros and Agatha, Sophie and Rhian, Hestadil, basically the canon ships.

Wings Of Fire: Peril and Clay, Glory and Deathbringer, Darkstalker and Clearsight, Tsunami and Riptide, Qibli and Winter, Qibli and Moon, (I'm a multishipper, okay?), Tamarin and Anemone, Sundew and Willow, again, mostly canon ships.

The Unwanteds: Alex and Sky, Samheed and Lani,(especially in books 2 and 3! hhejhwdjhefiwdh!!!) Aaron and Kaylee, Thisbe and Rohan, etc.

HIVE: Otto and Laura, Wing and Shelby(they are the cutest couple in the entire series!)

Warning: Prepare for a loooong profile.

PLEASE EVERYONE REPOST THIS* If I ever see any of you in public, the code is "I like your shoelaces." That way we know we're from Quotev without revealing anything. I'm just going to say that to strangers until I find a Quotev person. Remember: The answer is "I stole them from the president." *MUST KEEP REBLOGGING* -Reposted- I know it's originally from quotev, but I'm sure it will work on here too!

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net or quotev, drawing fan art, etc.
You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. (Make deals that you'll read their favorite if they read yours)
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a specific book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!
(reposted)

Wings of Fire

I will think of Cricket when I feel hated
I will think of Tsunami when I feel strong
I will think of Turtle when I want to stay hidden
I will think of Qibli when I pass a test
I will think of Morrowseer when i feel evil
I will think Starlight when I read
I will think of Seawings when I swim
I will think of Mudwings when I dive underwater
I will think of rainwings when I'm camouflaged
I will think of Queen Wasp when I see a ambitious leader
I will think of Clay when I protect someone
I will remember all of these dragons
Repost if you agree

NONE OF THE FOLLOWING ARE NOT MINE! THEY ARE ALL REPOSTED FROM PROFILES ON FANFICTION!!! THEY ARE NOT MINE NOR DO I TAKE CREDIT FOR THEM!!!! THE ONE ABOVE IS FROM SOMEONE'S QUOTEV ACCOUNT!

The synopsis was good

and the cover looked nice

you opened the book,
and began a new life.
You found a new home,
you met some new friends,
you kept on reading,
hoping it would never end.
You danced through the pages,
you sang out the words,
you felt all their pain,
all their joy and their hurt.
The pages cut your fingers, and the words cut your heart,
like the author had a knife, and was tearing you apart.
You laughed with the characters, and with them you cried,
you fell in love with them,
but with them you died.
And when the book reached its end, your broken heart couldn’t heal, you suddenly realized that
it’s
not
real
It’s real to me

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
1. You talk to yourself a lot.
2. You'll check your e-mail, notifications, or alerts from time to time.
3. Your e-mails are sometimes pages long and incredibly random.
4. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
5. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
6. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
7. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
8. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a long time ago.
9. You have seen a movie (or show) once, and yet you can quote it word for word.
10. You have your own dream world.
11. You forget what you were going to say, right before you say it.
12. You have pushed on a door that said 'pull' or vice-versa.
13. You forget what you were talking about in a conversation.

Have you ever wondered:
Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin...
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.
Oh? Does rock beat paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.

I am the girl who everyone thinks is crazy but is actually just not afraid to be myself.
I am the girl who tells popular kids where they can shove their ideas of who to be and yells at people to stand up for themselves.
I am the girl who is always sitting in the corner, reading, who people don't notice and spill their secrets within earshot of.
I am the girl who's a weirdo, a freak, strange, anything like that, and proud of it.
I am the girl who fills someone's backpack with thorny plants because they called my friend something rude.
I am the girl who doesn't worry about what someone looks like, identifies as, is attracted to, or likes and dislikes, because people should be judged on their actions, and nothing else.
I am the girl who ignores popular people and befriends the odd ones out.
I am an outlier, a trickster, a lover of dragons and magic, and the biggest nerd on the face of the earth.
I am the girl who loves night time.
I am the girl who shoves snow down my brother's sweater, then runs face first full speed into a snowdrift because I didn't think it through and needs to make my brother stop crying.
I am impulsive, reckless, rude, and own up to it.
I am loyal, smart, brave, and proud of it. I value freedom and courage over anything else in the world.
I am who I am, and don't care if people don't like it.

In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use it while sleeping ( how exactly would that work?)
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (and you thought...?)
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (that’s probably a good idea.)
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (and that would be??)
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (I’m taking this because…..)
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (wow.)
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Wonder what that means.)
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and again...I'm taking this because??...)
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(No, really?)
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

1. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

2. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

5. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

6. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

7. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

8. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

9. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

10. So what's the speed of dark?

11. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

12. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

13. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

14. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?

15. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

16. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

17. Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?

19. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

20. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

21. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

22. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

23. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

24. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

25. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

26. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

27. Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

28. Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

29. Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

30. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

31. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

32. Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

33. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

34. Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?

35. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

36. Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?

37. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

38. Can bald men get lice?

39. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse

40. Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

41. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

42. Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

43. "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

44. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

45. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

46. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

47. Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

48. Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

49. Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

50. If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

51. Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “What do you have against paper?.”

8. Don't do your homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework, say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late, say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.

20. Speak in Latin.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around, have everyone in class do it as well.

23. "The homework due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “I'm never late. Everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you are trying to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AHH MY EYES!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 6th Grader and say he’s your new pet.

33. In your science class, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paper clip jewelry. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in Latin.

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question, reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teacher's back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question, shout "NEXT!"

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Yell out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"

28.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

32.Meow occasionally.

33. Tell the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

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Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?... I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you could easily finish one novel a day if they'd just give you the time to, copy this onto your profile. (Okay, not certain at all whether means "write" or "read", but it works for both anyway)

If you take pleasure in being weird, copy and past this onto your profile.

f you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, put this on your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer!

I hate STEREOTYPES, so I MUST have let them define me at some point.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm PAN, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I’m BI, so I MUST cheat on people.

I’m SHORT-HAIRED, so I MUST be gay, trans, or nonbinary.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.

I'm a good actor, so I MUST be a liar.

I'm a MARTIAL ARTIST, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.

I'm Canadian, so I must love beavers, hockey, and only eat maple syrup.

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegan.

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not do anything with my life.

I’m an ARTIST, so I MUST be poor.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.

I'm LOVED BY THE TEACHERS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a redhead, so I MUST be stuck-up, pale, freckled and stubborn.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a shallow bitch with a jock boyfriend.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head all the time.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I’m NOT the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m part of a POPULAR CROWD at school, so I MUST be evil.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.

I WEAR GLASSES or RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I have a BIG FAMILY and siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling butt.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I HANG OUT WITH MY GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay too.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST hate all Germans.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian.

I’m MUSLIM, so I must be dangerous.

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be emo.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

Put this on your profile if you are a true Keeper fan!

You say Pepsi

I say lushberry juice

You say car

I say Pathfinder

You say dog

I say Imp

You say high school

I say FoxFire

You say Football

I say Tackle Bramble

You say President

I say Council

You say Home

I say Havenfield

You say Childhood

I say Keeper of the Lost Cities

List twelve characters from your favourite book, in no particular order:

1. Sophie

2. Keefe

3. Tam

4. Marella

5. Linh

6. Maruca

7. Biana

8. Stina

9. Fitz

10. Dex

11. Jensi

12. Wylie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Maruca/Jensi? No, and I wouldn’t want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Marella? Yes, very.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Wylie got Stina pregnant? Linh would be super mad.

4. Can you recall any good fics about Nine?

Fitz? Even When Two Sparrows Fall, Such a Twisted Legacy, a bunch of them, really.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maruca and Keefe? No.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Linh and Fitz or Linh and Dex? I’m going to say Linh and Dex.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Biana walked in on Keefe and Wylie having sex? Gag, and run away, like any sensible person would.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Dex and Tam? Ok “Tam and Dex fought over Biana for way too long. They put aside their differences and discovered a new interest in...each other?” Not the best, I know.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Sophie and Stina? None that I’ve ever read.

10. Suggest a title for an Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Stina and Wylie? Umm, okay. “The Side Characters” It’s not that good.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

Umm. Wylie? I literally cannot think of one.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sophie, Maruca, and Wylie? Warning: They were cousins all along.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Linh? Not that long ago, earlier today, I think.

14. "One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.”

Sophie and Biana are in a happy relationship until Biana runs off with Marella. Sophie, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jensi and a brief unhappy affair with Wylie, then follows the wise advice of Linh and finds true love with Tam.

Um, just no. Sophiana is okay, and so is Biana and Marella. But that’s it.

15. Would Three and Seven make a good couple?

Tam and Biana? Yes!

16. How would Nine react if Eleven died?

How would Fitz react if Jensi died? He probably wouldn’t care too much.

19. Who would make a better couple, Six and Nine or Two and Four?

Maruca and Fitz or Keefe and Marella? Marella and Keefe. Maruca is too good for Fitz.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, Three, Six, or Seven?

Tam, Maruca or Biana? Biana, but just by a little bit.

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, Six, Nine, or Eleven?

Maruca, Fitz, and Jensi? Jensi, probably.

22. Who would you rather marry, One, Four, Six, Eight, or Eleven?

Sophie, Marella, Stina, or Wylie? Marella.

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about Five and Nine.

Linh and Fitz? Ok, here we go: “After Tam’s death, Linh was heartbroken. So she turned to the only person she could-Fitz.”

24. For a fanfiction about Two and Eight, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Keefe and Stina? Comedy/Humor, because they’d always be arguing.

25. Who would most likely kill who, One kill Two or Nine kill Five?

Sophie kill Keefe or Fitz kill Linh? Fitz kill Linh.

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, Four, Six, or Ten?

Marella, Maruca, or Dex? Dex, probably.

28. Who's better looking, Six or Nine?

Maruca or Fitz? Maruca for sure.

29. Would you rather adopt One, Five, Six, or Twelve?

Sophie, Linh, Maruca, or Wylie? Linh for sure.

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to Eight, that's about them?

None of them.

31. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Keefe, Marella and Linh? I don’t think so. I’d write Marella and Linh, though.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is slowly dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile.

TRIBUTE TO SHY ONES, TO STRONG ONES, TO DIAMONDS:

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who always wonders what she did wrong.

The one who reads to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out yet.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

I am the girl who doesn't want to grow up just yet

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Which stereotype are you?

RICH KID

You go own something from Coach. You have over 10 pairs of jeans.You own something from Prada.Usually when you ask your mom for money she gives it to like going to the own an iPod/MP3 player.You love have been called a brat You have tons of shoes You hate buying things that are on sale. You have more than one house.TOTAL: 5/11

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite have thought about death. You've attempted wear like heavy 've shopped at Hot Topic. You have worn black lipstick.Your hair was/is dark. You dislike have/want piercings You're going to/or have a tattoo. TOTAL: 3/11

PUNK

You can wear plaid.You like Converse.You hate MTV. You have/had/want/wanted blue, red, purple, or green hair You dislike pink. You hate preps. You wear/have worn skateboarding at Pac Sun. (No idea what that is)TOTAL: 4/9

GEEK

You love the like Star Wars. You are supposed/wore/wear glasses/contacts. (Glasses)You get straight A' like were/are in have a always do your homework.You always go to school unless you're sick. TOTAL: 8/9

EMO

You've been depressed.You have black-rimmed like the band Thursday.You cry hate being called emo.You keep a journal/ have written a sad poem. You have/had a sad MySpace layout. you have/had a whole layout of sad music in your phone or mp3 TOTAL: 2/8

HARDCORE

You like loud music.You love the Ninja never walk wear slip-on shoes. You love Normal Jeans. You wear band love to 'hardcore' dance.Your hair has been dyed more than one colour. (I tried once... And failed)You wear blue jeans.TOTAL: 3/9

PREP

You have a tiny dog.Your usual outfits consist of bright or cheery LOVE buying shop at AE, HOLLISTER, AFYou like love/like to like Paris HiltonGetting your nails done is a fun thing. You wear big sunglasses.TOTAL: 0/10

ATHLETIC

You watch the Super own track shoes or other sports related collect your have/have had a special shelf for trophies and awards.TOTAL: 0/4

I am proud to say that I am a geek!

What Greek God Are You Most Like?

ZEUS:

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You have multiple exes. (I've never had a boyfriend. Yuck)

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobic.

2/10

POSEIDON:

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim competitively.

You hate seafood

You never get seasick.

You'd rather ride a boat than a plane. (It's about equal, actually)

You are acrophobic.

5/10

HADES:

You're not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked or you wish they could be.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

8/10

DEMETER:

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You're an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You're a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

1/10

ARES:

You often start fights.

You're a very aggressive type of person

You like watching wrestling.

You're competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don't take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don't always think before you do something.

6/10

ATHENA:

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You're probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half (or more) of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You're the valedictorian in your class.

You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

APOLLO:

You're very creative and artistic.

You want to be a doctor when you grow up.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS:

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's not for sport, and you actually use all of your kills.

4/10

HEPHAESTUS:

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You're one of the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You're a techie.

You can make things, fix things, and take things apart easily.

You dream of being an [engineer].

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE:

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You're always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You're often invited to parties.

You can easily convince people of things.

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (When I get up, and that’s about it. )

3/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You're a prankster.

You're a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9/10

DIONYSUS:

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You're a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying new food.

You feel that you're abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

HECATE:

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment.

You like magic.

You like Harry Potter.

You're bold.

You hate when people think you're the bad guy.

You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy.

You couldn't care less about fashion.

Teddy bears are lethal in your hands.

You like being different from everybody else.

You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous.

9/10

My godly parents are: Hecate, Hades, and Hermes.

Hey guys, here's a sad story.

A teacher has assigned a partner project, and a young girl approaches him, glancing hopefully at two girls chatting excitedly.

"Sir," she asks hopefully. "Can we work in groups of threes for this project?"

Seeing the glance, the teacher says yes. The girl scampers off.

Later, the girl comes back, looking beaten. Her eyes are watering.

"Sir," she says, trying not to look at the two girls, who are still chatting. "Could we work alone on this project?"

If you understood that story, please re-post it.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysoxs, Thaliagrl789, Violet daughter of Percabeth, FanofKOTLCandTF, daringwolf2000 Fangirl.Awesome, BlackSwanGirl, That Fangirl Sara

Basically, the first post is a picture that says: "EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS. If I killed myself tonight, the stars would still appear, the sun would still come out, the earth would still rotate, the seasons will still change...so why not?

The next post says: (I'm taking out the cursing):

"I hate this post

I hate this post so much

You want a "why not?"

How about the way your best friend's sister will throw up by the side of the road because she's crying so hard

How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in the shower, in her bedroom, in the school bathroom

How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks in the mirror and imagines bringing you home

How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop reflecting the image of your hanging body

How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence,unable to even eat or sleep, or even freaking shower, because why would he want to continue without you

How about the way the girl who called you a brother will cry every time she sees your parents

How about the way your family will sit in your house after the funeral staring blankly at one another because god knows they can't find a freaking thing to say that doesn't float in the space where you should be walking

How about the way your sister will wake up every morning, staring at your bedroom door, convincing herself you could be behind it, still in bed

How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes from their drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to breathe in what's left of you

Don't you dare tell me it won't change things

There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds

But without you we do not want them

I freaking hate this post

And I freaking hate the romanticism of suicide

And I hate you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks no one can hear."

None of its mine, but I think everyone should read this.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. (Unless it is a multiple POV Story like Heroes of Olympus)

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

𝘞𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘒𝘌𝘌𝘗𝘌𝘙𝘚

𝘞𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘌𝘟𝘐𝘓𝘌

𝘞𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘉𝘓𝘈𝘡𝘌

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘕𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙𝘚𝘌𝘌𝘕

T𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘖𝘋𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘴

𝘜𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘕𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛𝘍𝘈𝘓𝘓

𝘞𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘓𝘈𝘚𝘏𝘉𝘈𝘊𝘒

𝘞𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘓𝘌𝘎𝘈𝘊𝘠, 𝘪𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘜𝘕𝘓𝘖𝘊𝘒𝘌𝘋

1) Who is your favorite main KOTLC character?

My favorites are Linh, Marella, Dex, Tam, Biana and Keefe.

2) Who is your favorite KOTLC male character?

Tam or Keefe.

3) If you could have any Elvin ability, what would it be?

Hydrokinetic, shade, pyrokinetic, I can’t pick.

4) Who do you ship?

It’s above.

5) If you had to kill off any KOTLC character, who would you kill?

Besides the villains? Fitz, or maybe Stina.

6) Who is your favorite supporting character (like a dead character or one hardly mentioned?)

Ro, Marella, Maruca.

7) Who is your least favorite non-Neverseen character?

Stina, Fitz, Wylie.

8) Who is your least favorite Neverseen character?

I don’t really like Gethen. He’s boring.

9) Black Swan or neverseen?

Black Swan, duh.

10) Would you rather bring back Jolie or Mr. Forkle?

Jolie.

11) Which KOTLC character is most like you?

Personality wise? Tam or Marella.

12) Who is your favorite non-Elvin character?

Ro.

13) Which KOTLC book is your favorite?

Either Neverseen or Nightfall.

14) List your favorite KOTLC books in order of most favorite to least favorite.

Nightfall

Neverseen

Legacy

Lodestar

Keeper

Flashback

Exile

Everblaze

15) While reading the KOTLC books, what kind of emotions did you feel?

Pain and suffering. (just kidding.)

16) Least favorite pairing?

Sophitz, but I have read some fanfics where it works.

17) If you had a special talent from the series what would you want it to be? What do you think you’ll actually manifest as?

Hydrokinetic, shade, or Pyrokinetic.

18) If you were to meet one character in the series who would it be?

I can’t pick!!!!!

19) Which Lost City would you pick to visit first?

Honestly, I have no idea.

20) If you were in Sophie’s situation would you go live in the Lost Cities, or would you stay with your human family?

I’d live in the Lost Cities.

21) If you could punch one character in the face who would it be?

Stina or Fitz.

22) What do you love about the kotlc fandom? What do you hate about it?

I love reading fanfictions, taking quizzes, chatting with fellow fans, and more. I don’t like all the Sophitz vs Sokeefe fighting. I ship Sokeefe, but I’m not going to go around telling Sophitz shipper that their opinion is wrong.

23) What is one item from the series that you would want to have in real life?

I don’t know, maybe a pathfinder?

24) Which class at Foxfire would you want to learn about the most?

Ability training, probably. But history would be really interesting, contrary to what Keefe thinks.

25) If you could meet Shannon Messenger what would you tell her?

I would tell her that I love her books, that she needs to get around to making at least one ship happen, that Dex needs more appreciation, and so do Marella, Linh, and Maruca, and that she needs to write faster.

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