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Poll: My friend and I are debating about whether the hands on the cover of Twilight are supposed to REPRESENT Edward's or Bella's. Tell me what you think. Vote Now!
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Joined 12-03-07, id: 1436230, Profile Updated: 11-03-09

To cut to the chase, I'm a poet at heart. You won't find any of my work here, but if you click on that pretty little homepage link up there, then you might find something worth reading:)

Thanks:)

favorite books: The Twilight Saga, The Host, Ella Enchanted, The Bar Code Tattoo, The Bar Code Rebellion, Inkheart, Inkspell, Uglies, Odd Thomas, The Hunger Games, Pretties, Specials, and the Maximum Ride series

favorite movies: Where the Heart Is, Aladdin, Sweet Home Alabama, Ever After, The Little Mermaid, Enough, Outrageous Fortune, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Notebook, and Legally Blonde

favorite singers/bands: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Secondhand Serenade, Nickleback, Avril Lavigne, Skillet, Kelly Clarkson, Superchick, and Britt Nicole

hobbies: reading, knitting, crocheting, writing, daydreaming, cooking, messing around on the computer, and playing softball

favorite song at the moment: Rock What You Got by Superchick

favorite quote: "What don't kill you makes you stronger." - Author Unknown


If your friend has the ability to talk about pizza for a solid ten minutes, only stopping to breathe...

If you the word "potato" has a significant meaning to you...

If you have ever looked out a dark window, saw your reflection, and screamed...

Then, congrats. You might be as crazy as I am.

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Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Broken Twilight by undeniablebloodlust reviews
A depressed Bella moves in with Charlie and her stepmother Ruth, fleeing her stepfather Phil whom abuses and threatens her. But, all is not well in the Swan house hold. Is Ruth really as nice as she seems? And what will happen When Bella & Edward meet? B&
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,676 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Edward, Bella
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between the Lines by xxsparklesnick reviews
She decided to read each and every unopened letter, to rip open every wound she had ever stitched closed. You can lie to everyone else, but in the end, you just can't lie to yourself. Love is just four letters, but a dictionary just can't do it justice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Imperfect Perfection by InterruptedProgress reviews
His nose skimmed her neck, stopping just above her collarbone. “You’re still my Bella.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Eternal by InterruptedProgress reviews
Devil’s Accomplice. It was something I had heard frequently; a nickname of sorts that I had acquired over the years. Renee and Charlie had not been happy with my decision to befriend Mary Alice Brandon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Alice, Bella
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Growing Pains by xxsparklesnick reviews
She promised herself that she would not wait for him like a love-struck housewife. She would never love him again. In the end, though, it was not her choice. Love is not true or real or fake or black and white. Love is not easy. Love, simply, just is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
My Brand Of Heroin by Sunshine Ana Cloudyday reviews
Bella is an addict, and Renee forces her to move to Forks in an effort to 'fix' her, but that takes a lot, including Edward's help. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Armed and Dangerous by the author formerly known as reviews
Bella Swan's deepest, darkest fantasies are something she never thought would actually come true. Of course, getting what you wish for comes at a certain price, one she may not be ready to handle. EdwardBella All Human, "Darkward" COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emotion Thief by Nitlon reviews
Jacob stopped running in Montana thanks to someone who doesn't quite know what she's doing. Will sparks fly? No, no they will not.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,453 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Silver Eyes by K-lin J reviews
A very different Bella rules the vampire world. She is emotionless and does as she wishes, she is the rule enforcer. Many years have passed since Edward left her injured in the woods alone, and some wounds can never be healed. Can they?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,626 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Bella - Complete
Their Making and Downfall by InterruptedProgress reviews
Bella Swan could be the making or breaking of the Cullen family, but it's their choice to decide their fate. Rated for Death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Much Like Falling by Consulting Centurion reviews
The pain was seeping into the core of my body. As I cried out one last time, darkness began to consume me, dulling, numbing the pain. Finally I gave up and let myself fall into the sweet oblivion. BxE FLUFFY, R&R. NO Character Death. Set after Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
The Eleventh Hour by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
What if Bella never went to Port Angeles with Jessica in NM? How would the entire series be different? AU, BXE, yadda yadda. In character, promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,994 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Only Half My Heart by twilightfreek reviews
Bella never forgave Edward for leaving in New Moon. So, she choses Jacob. But she is stuck in an abusive relationship with Jacob. The Cullens don't know, so how will Bella be saved? Later on it'll be ExB! So don't worry!Pwetty Pwetty Pwease R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
The Truth About Juliet by luvcali76 reviews
This is my response to some negative comments I saw people making about the Romeo and Juliet theme surrounding Edward and Bella. One Shot. EB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
To Sell One's Soul by SkipunxCady reviews
Everyone has a price they can willingly accept, even for what they hoped never to sell.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing by LionsLamb reviews
A dream world. Although this dream was more of a nightmare. That’s what this place was, since his departure – a nightmare. Nothing ever seemed to happen anymore; nothing affected me, nothing made me happy, nothing made me sad. NM rewrite. Changed from M.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Twilite by Cullenocd reviews
As I sat in the crowded lunchroom,I felt the strongest sense of deja vu.Curiously,I asked my neighbor,"Who are they?"I unintentionally emphasized they,so she must have known who I meant immediately.The bronze haired boy's head swiveled in our direction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008
Goodnight My Angel by inuzrule reviews
As she lies in his arms, about to drift off to sleep, Edward thinks about his angel.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Orphan by Maxride102607 reviews
Bella is an orphan who lives in the most cruel horrible orphanage ever and is constantly beaten and worked to death but may a guy named Edward change all that? They are not vampires in this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
Accused by FMGRE reviews
Bella gets in trouble and the Cullens return to help her. It's five years after New Moon and Edward never returned. A humorous drama, with legal suspense, action, and the occasional laughable circumstance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Die Another Day by respektor reviews
After the outbreak of influenza, Chicago is left paralyzed. Edward and Bella have to find each other before it becomes too late and one is lost forever…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007
La Cosa Nostra by Hersheys Rocks reviews
Au. 'Why don't you fear me' Fear? What did it matter? She was going to die anyway, like all the other hostages of La Cosa Nostra...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Too Late by saranicole reviews
What would happen if the werewolves were too late and Laurent bit Bella? Will Bella be alone through her change? Where will she go to learn to control herself? What happens when Edward goes back to Forks, and Bella is gone? Rated K-plus for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,364 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
The Screams by genies9 reviews
Not exactly your average Bellagoescrazy fic... Bella's been locked away somewhere. Where is she? Why is she there? And how can she tell the difference between reality and nightmare? T for some violence, dark themes, and minor sexual content
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
Out in the Open by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
FAX! Max is trying to hide her feelings for Fang from herself. But how can she suceed if he is with her all the time. And everytime something is about to happen between them they are interrupted. Until Fang decides to take it into his own hands...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,764 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by ebtwisty9 reviews
It's Sleeping Beauty all over again, but the third faerie gave her gift before the evil one came. Bella is destined to die at age 16. Could Edward save her in time? ExB story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete