Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Ouran High School Host Club, Young Justice, and Harry Potter.
Greetings and Bienvennue!! My name is Kate and I love animals and anime!!!! Right now my favorite fandom(s) is(are) Thor(woth some Avengers in there). I ship tasertricks so hard right now!!!
EVERY YEAR IN THE TOWN TAIJI, JAPAN THOUSANDS OF DOLPHINS ARE KILLED. THEY ARE ROUNDED UP IN A COVE WERE JAPANESE FISHERMEN LET DOLPHIN TRAINERS COME AND PICK THE ONES THE WANT. THE ONES THAT ARE NOT CHOSEN ARE TAKEN TO A HIDDEN COVE AND SAVAGELY KILLED, THE FISHERMEN CLAIMING THEY ARE PEST AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED, THE MEAT IS THEN SOLD THE UNKNOWING JAPANESE PUBLIC AND IS INCREASING MERCURY LEVELS IN THEIR BODIES CAUSING DEFORMITIES, INFERTILIY, AND POSSIBLY DEATH. FOR MORE INFORMATION WATCH 'THE COVE'. SPREAD THE WORD, STOP THE DOLPHIN SLAUGHTER. COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE.
EVERY YEAR IN CANADA BABY SEALS AND THEIR MOTHER ARE HUNTED AND BEATEN TO DEATH WITH CLUBS, AND OTHER BRUTAL WEAPONS. THIS IS CALLED THE CANADIAN SEAL HUNT. THE SEALS ARE BEATEN, SOMETIMES NOT EVEN DEAD, AND ARE SKINNED FOR THEIR FUR. STOP THE HUNT, END THE MURDER OF BABY SEALS. SPREAD THE WORD, STOP THE MADNESS, COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
Funny Web Shows:
smosh.com (Anthony and Ian Rock!)
thatguywiththeglasses.com (I suggest the Nostalgia Critic and Bum Reviews)
Harry Potter Puppet Pals
yugiohabridged.com (If you've ever been obsessed with yugioh watch this)
teamfourstar.com (If you've ever been obsessed with dragonball Z watch this)
Song of the Profile
Im Still Here by the Goo Goo Dolls
I am a question to the world
And what do you think you'd ever say?
And what do you think you'd understand?
And how can you learn what's never shown?
And you see the things they never see
And I want to tell you who I am
They can't tell me who to be
I'm the one now
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14, CrazyHorseNinja, Velgamidragon, SilentWhiteRose, Wolfgirl892
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think the Coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that the Cookie Crisp wolf should stop copying the Trix Rabbit and needs to get his own life, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
A Bit About Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
Stop 4Kids! When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, KlutzyBurnette, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose,Wolfgirl892
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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Only in America!
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
You know you live in 2013 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends...
9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
Ways to annoy people in an elevator: (bold ones are ones I swear I will do before I die)
1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.
8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
19) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
20) When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
Your One and Only Wish.
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat!)
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
What Young Justice Chararcters would have which Pokemon:
Robin/Nightwing: Zorua/Zoroark (Zorua is a known trickster and I think it would go well with Dick)
Wally: Jolteon (Fastest electric Pokemon, not to mention one of the cutest)
M'gann: Ditto (I think these to would go well together since M'gann thinks of appearance as clothing and Ditto is a shapeshifter)
Zatanna: Espeon (Espeon is a psychic type and could help Zatanna with her magic. I think they would go well together)
Artemis: Umbreon (Umbreon is a dark type and I think Artemis would have one due to her dark past)
Conner: Mightyena (I was thinking of Wolf when I made this choice and I think it works)
Kaldur: Vaporeon (I chose Vaporeon because it can go on Land and Sea, just like Kaldur)
Red Arrow: Swellow (Swellow is fast and effecient, always hitting its mark)
Batman: Houndoom (I was thinking of Ace with this, and I think Houndoom fits Bruce well)
Flash: Arcanine (One of the fastest pokemon. Pretty Epic)
Red Tornado: Skarmory (I figured Skarmory can whip up a pretty nasty gust attack if it wanted to)
Black Canary: Exploud (Both scream at you as an attack)
Green Arrow: Pidgeot (Same reason for Roy and Swellow)
Superman: Dragonite (Dragonite, to me, is one of the most powerful pokemon and suits Clark well)
Aquaman: Samurott (Samurott is pretty awesome and would go well be Aquamans side)
Fate: Grumpig (Fate was Zutara before and I feel like he would have a psychic type like Zatanna)
Sportsmaster: Persian (Persian can be a pretty mean pokemon and could fit Sportsmaster well)
Cheshire: Liepard (Liepard is very stealthy and can disapear with out a trace, just like Jade)
Huntress: Ninetails (I feel like she would have a bad ass, beautiful pokemon)
Icecicle Jr.: Sneasel (An evil ice type for an evil ice boy)
Poison Ivy: Leafeon (Really any grass type would do, but I love the eeveelutions so...)
Mr. Freeze: Beartic (He does have two polar bears)
Naruto and Hinata
Sasuke and Sakura
Neji and Tenten
Shikamaru and Temari
Gaara and Matsuri
Choji and Ino
am I forgeting somebody?
Dragonball Z couples
Goku(bleh) and ChiChi
Gohan and Videl
Trunks and Pan
Goten and Bulla (aka Bra)
Sharpener and Erasa (do they even count as characters?)
Krillin and #18 (i still dont understand this)
Uub and Marron
Kyo and Tohru
Shigure and Akito (only in manga cause in the anime he/she is a guy.wtf?)
Yuki and Machi
Hiro and Kisa
Kureno and Arisa
Hatori and Mayu
Haru and Rin
Inuyasha and Kagome
Miroku and Sango
Sesshomaru and Rin
Koga and Ayame
Edward and Bella
Jacob and Renessme (someone kill me)
Quil and Claire (why are there so many pedo's in this book?)
Sam and Emily
Jasper and Alice
Emmett and Rosalie
Carlisle and Esme
Atem and Mana
Yugi and Tea
Joey and Mai
Tristen and Serenity
Seto and Kisara
Fullmetal Alchemist couples
Edward and Winry
Roy and Riza
Lin and Lanfan
Maximum Ride couples-erm couple
Max and Fang (screw Dylan) (*starts flipping through Angel*...WTF!?!?)
Teen Titans couples (show or comic)
Beast Boy and Raven
Robin and Starfire
Super Boy and Wonder Girl
Cyborg and Bumble Bee
Kid Flash and Jinx
Unnatural History couples
Henry and Whitney
Jasper and Maggie
Black Butler couple
Ciel and Lizzy
Xmen Misfits (or Xmen in general) couples
Scott and Jean
Bobby and Kitty
Gambit and Rogue
Ouran Highschool Club couples
Tamaki and Haruhi
Kyoya and Renge
Hikaru and Kaoru (you know you like it ;) ) (TWINCEST!!!!)
Harry and Ginny (as if you didn't see that one comming)
Ron and Hermoine (do I even need to say it?)
Bill and Fleur
Terry and Dana
Conner and M'Gann
Wally and Artemis
Dick and Zatanna
Roy and Jade
Barry and Iris
Oliver and Dinah
Young Justice: Invasion
Wally and Artemis (MY OTP LIVES!!!! MY OTP!!!!!! HELL YEAH SPITFIRE!!!!!*watches last episode* WELL FUCK)
Dick and Barbara
Mal and Karen
Conner and Cassie (I love them in the Comics.)
Roy and Jade (I mean c'mon people, they have a kid now.)
Barry and Iris
Oliver and Dinah
Riders of Berk
Hiccup and Astrid (Screw Heather)
Thor and Jane
Loki and Darcy (I dont care if they've never met, I'll ship them in the afterlife!!!)
Clint and Natasha
Tony and Pepper
Bruce and Betty
And poor Steve is just forever alone (although there is the occasional tonyxsteve)
Favorite Character Quotes
Sebastian(black butler) - "You see I'm simply one hell of a butler."
Sebastian(black butler) - "Now if I couldn't do such a simple task for my master then what kind of a butler would I be?"
Sebastian(black butler) - "Don't be scared, we won't eat you.'
Sebastian and Ciel(black butler)-s- "...So you're only a child when its convenient huh." c-"Shutup."
Ciel(black butler) - "Woof."
Sebastian(black butler) - "If you are still determined to take your own life, please do so outside..."
Grell and Sebastian(black butler) -g- "I wanna have your baby!" s- "Please stop, its disgusting."
Momiji(fruits basket) - "Yuki, you look like a girl!"
Arisa(fruits basket) - "Damn, those fanclub girls look scary today. They're either about to mug him or eat him, I can't tell which."
Shigure(fruits basket) - "A thousand perfectly lovely things you could have said, but what poetry spews from your mouth? "Any time." Really, Yuki."
Shigure(fruits basket) - "We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass."
Hana(fruits basket) - "One more word, and you'll all get *ed with electric shocks."
Shigure(fruits basket) - "I think I'm going to wet my pants."
Ayame: "Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!"
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s a character in a horror film."
Shigure: "So anyway I was wondering if you could come take a look at Tohru’s cut? That is when you think you can spare the time."
Shigure: "What do you have in that bag, a dictionary?"
Angel:"You okay?" Kitty: "Excuse me while the ground and I get reaquainted." (xmen misfits)
Kitty: "I dont know which made me more uncomfortable: sitting next to a kid large enough to crush me if he fell over...or sitting next to the one guy who already seemed to forget that I ever existed." (xmen misfits)
Kitty: "Even in a school of mutants, I felt like a freak." (xmen misfits)
Kitty: (thinking) "Oh, man I should probably watch what I think! He might be a telepath, too." (thinking to Bobby) "Are you a telepath? Can you hear this? Hello...Testing, one, two, three. You are totally lame if you can hear this...la, la, la! If you can read my mind, you will know that your one expressionless dude." (xmen misfits)
Mori: (narating) And it was at that moment when Haruhi's father arrived home- Hunny: (narating also aparently) From his shift at the tranny bar. (I just love when he says this, lol) (ouran highschool host club)
Tamaki: This anime must be a romantic comedy! Haruhi and I are the main characters, therefore love intrests
Tamaki: MAMA! Haruhi is using those foul boy words again!
Haruhi: What are you talking about? It's instant coffee.
Doyle:I was going to do this incognito thing where I pretend I had a cryptid to deliver for Grosome, but then I figure..." (Doyle punches the guards, knocking them out cold.) Doyle to Van Rook, dusting off his hands: "Yeah, that was easier." (secret saturdays)
Doyle:"Business doesn't rip out a guy's heart and kick it around for a cheap payday." Van Rook and Abbey: "Of coarse it does!" (secret saturdays)
Zak:"You know, in my plan, no one got power wedgied at 6,000 feet!" Drew:"Im sorry baby, I grabbed the first thing I could." (secret saturdays)
Doc: "Even your threats have bad science." (Doyle turns to Doc) Doyle: "Your mom has bad science." (secret saturdays)
Zak:"All right, A -- I made my own breakfast this morning. That's right, waffles. And B -- my parents let me make my own decisions." (secret saturdays)
Drew:"Very quick thinking, Zak. You see, that's the half of the DNA you inherited from me. Your father's chromosomes are the ones that just sit there and say, 'We're not gonna reach it!' (secret saturdays)
Drew:"Zak, Honey, under all this kick-butt-momness, I am a girl. We pay attention to theses things." (secret saturdays)
Drew: "I can't believe you'd try a stunt that stupid!"
Drew: "Your fancy technology is a hose?" Doyle: "No, its two hoses." (secret saturdays)
Juggernaut: "Dont you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!" (x-men last stand) (this movie sucked and yet had the best quote out of all the movies)
Wolverine: "Oughta Be grateful"
Gambit: "I throw de cards. De cards go boom! End of bad guy. End of story" x-men)
Gambit: "I like Solitaire ok... that is, unless I got someone to play with" (x-men) (Gambit can play with me anytime ;) )
Gambit: "Gambit, Prince of t' thieve's guild, left standin' like a fool, pain in my chest cause she stole my heart...gaspin' for air...cause she took my breath away..." (x-men) (ovaries explode)
Gambit: "After all dis time--an' I still manage to impress myself." (x-men)
Gambit: "You know it's a bad sign when I'm de voice of reason" (x-men)
Gambit: "Pardon my asking, m'sieu...but who died and made you God?" (x-men)
Gambit: "Lookee here, mes amis...another bad guy wit' his hair pulled into a pony tail. Is there some dress code nobody tell me 'bout?" (x-men)
Bruce: "When I was younger women used to throw themselves at my feet all the time." Terry: "What'd you do?" Bruce: "I stepped over them." Terry: "Smooth." Bruce: "I thought so." (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "Look, you may be used to dealing with freaks and monsters, but I'm a little new at this" (Batman Beyond)
Bruce: [via comlink, as the sensors in the Batcave fly off the charts] "Terry! There's something hot in that room!" Terry: [In the Batman costume, with Blight (AKA the hot thing) stepping on his head] "No kidding!" (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "Okay, we know it's some kind of sound generator. So now what?"[Put the evidence into a scanner] "Computer. Analyze the metal this thing is made of." (Pause) Computer? Computer: "Incorrect command." Terry:"Uh.. do the thing where you figure out what's it made of." Computer: "Request for spectrograph IC analysis." Terry: "Uh.. huh.. that's it. What you said". Computer: "Analysis proceeding." (Batman Beyond)
Derek Powers: "Age can do tragic things to a person. But Wayne will be in the best of hands. Mine. Who else could take care of Wayne? He has no wife, no children..." Terry: "Me. I could do it." Derek Powers: "Awfully young, aren't you?" Terry: "Awfully slimy, aren't you?" Derek Powers: "Careful, the courts are very strict about slander." Terry: "Oh, yeah? Then let's see how they handle assault!"[Terry attempts to attack Derek but is restrained by the doctors] Derek Powers: "You should know something about the psych ward here; there's always room for one more!" (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "Tell me something - why were you so sure those voices weren't coming from you?" Bruce: "Well, first, I know I'm not psychotic." Terry: "I hope your other reason is more convincing." Bruce: "Second, the voice kept calling me "Bruce." In my mind, that's not what I call myself." Terry: "What do you call yourself?" [Bruce just looks at him for a moment] "Oh, yeah. I suppose you would." [Batman voice] "But that's my name now." Bruce: "Tell that to my subconscious" (Batman Beyond)
Bruce: "Arch-criminals, I know how to handle. Mothers are something else." (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "Guess you're the expert on troubled kids. You collect them, right?" (Bruce glares) (Batman Beyond)
Bruce: "I had to shut down the computer when Vance’s program tried to get in. If you want out of the cave, you're going to have to do it the old-fashioned way." Terry: "You're kidding." Bruce: "None of the Robins ever complained." (Batman Beyond)
Max: "Just one thing, McGinnis. You ever call me "Robin", and I'm out of here." Terry: "No problem... Alfred." Max: (confused) "Alfred?" (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "You should see this place, antiques, relics, you'd be right at home." Bruce: "Cute." (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "Where are you?" Tamara: "In a boat." Terry: "Where's the boat?" Tamara: "In the water" (Batman Beyond)
Batman: "By the way, what's the creepy lady's power?" Tamara (Girl): "I don't know, but they call her "Bombshell". Batman: "Oh, that's encouraging." (Batman Beyond)
Dana: "Where have you been for the last two weeks? In a cave?" Terry:"Umm..." (shrugs) (Batman Beyond)
Terry: An invisible boy in the girl's locker room. Why didn't I think of that?Dana: What?Terry: Uh... never mind (Batman Beyond)
Howard: "These things happen! We can still be friends!"(Batman groans and puts a hand over his eyes) Cynthia:" Friends? FRIENDS?!"(she starts to crackle with electricity)Howard: "Wrong thing to say?" Batman: "Is it ever the right thing to say?" (Batman Beyond)
Bruce: "What I need from you is..."[School bell rings] Terry: "It'll have to wait till tonight. I got to get to class. It's family studies, and I'm failing."[Comlink goes offline, Bruce faces his dog] Bruce: "How does someone fail family studies?" (Batman Beyond)
Terry: [After Blade refuses to care for the eggbaby] "I want a divorce!" (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "Is being Batman just giving me a suspicious nature?" Max: "Yes." (Batman Beyond)
Stalker: "There are worse things than an honorable death." Batman: "Betcha it's a short list." (Batman Beyond)
Bruce: "I'm only human." Terry: "I keep forgetting." (Batman Beyond)
Bruce: "Why weren't you watching your back?" Batman: "I was too busy watching my front. Am I supposed to have eyes everywhere?" Bruce: "Only if you want to live to a ripe old age." Batman: "You don't make it sound too inviting" (Batman Beyond)
Bruce: "Anything broken?" Batman: "If I said yes, could I go home?" Bruce: "No." (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "I'll tell you right now: there's no way I'm wearing the Robin suit" (Batman Beyond)
Batman: [after stopping Ra's al Ghul (who is in his daughters body) from transferring his mind into Bruce's body] "Lady, that is the sickest thing I've ever seen. You're creeping me out!" Bruce: "You? She kissed me!" (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "Did you hear a scream?" Dana: "Hey, it's Gotham City. That's practically our theme song." (Batman Beyond)
Superman: "Stick with Warhawk. He needs your help." Batman: (sarcastically) "Right. Warhawk. My good buddy" (Batman Beyond)
[Batman is in the Batmobile, being pursued by Superman.]Batman: "What's the top speed on this thing?" Bruce Wayne: "Mach three." Batman: "Is that faster than a speeding bullet?" (Batman Beyond)
Terry: "It's a toxic waste dump." Bruce: "Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to keep people away?" Terry: "Call it a high school." (Batman Beyond)
Bruce: "Don't blame yourself." Terry: "Why not? It's my fault." Bruce: "I know, but blaming's not productive" (Batman Beyond)
[Terry and Dana are dancing, while Terry is falling asleep, Dana tries to keep him awake by talking...it doesn't work, so...] Dana: "Terry, my head's on fire." Terry: [takes the hand of another girl, his eyes are closed] "You look good." Dana: [angry] MCGINNIS!! [Other girl giggles and walks away]Terry: "Sorry, babe. Guess the day was longer than I thought." (Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker)
Batman: "Whats your name anyway?" Dak: "Its Dak." Batman: "Dak? That sounds like a throat lazenge." Dak: "Its short for Darius Arthur Kelman." Batman: "Oh well that explains it." (Batman Beyond)
(After being cut down from a tree) Paxton: "Do you wanna give me a concusion?!" Batman: "Maybe." (Batman Beyond)
Miguel: You dont look like a good guy! Batman: (Reffering to uniform) What this?! This is just to scare the bad guys, Really! (Batman Beyond)
Joker: (After Batman knocks away the Jokers pet Hyenas.) Hey! Do I hit your kids?...hm, actually I do." (Batman: The animated series)
Beast Boy: (in a british accent) British engineering love. Finest in the world.
Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?! Raven: [Slams book closed] Simple. You just get up and change the channel. Cyborg: [Looks at Beast Boy, who returns his glance] Don't even joke like that. Raven: I wasn't joking.Cyborg: Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny! (Teen Titans)
Beast Boy: [About Raven] You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes! Cyborg: At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out. (Teen Titans)
Raven: Thank you...friends. Beast Boy: So we really are friends? Raven: Hmmm... [Nods] Beast Boy: And you really think I'm funny? Raven: Don't push it. (Teen Titans)
Beast Boy: [In reply to Starfire's comment about the marine life] If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark. [He starts snapping his jaws, mimicking a shark.] Cyborg: [Pressing the off switch controlling Beast Boy's microphone] Beast Boy: [Now muffled] Hey! What just...is this thing on?! Hey, cut it out! Cyborg: [Turns it back on; Innocently] Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone. Raven: Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off? (Teen Titans)
Beast Boy: Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous. [Turns into a whale]Raven: He just put on 300,000 pounds, [Sarcastically] I am so jealous. (Teen Titans)
Kitten: Take my arm, lead me in. And would it kill you to smile? Robin: (Makes a forced, painful smile) Maybe. (Teen Titans)
Terra: Come on! The night's still young! Beast Boy: But... pie! (Teen Titans)
Raven: This is bad. (Notices Beast's Boy's mouth is gone) Well, it's not all bad. (Teen Titans)
Robin: I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility. Cyborg: Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after. Robin: I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.Starfire: (gasps in shock) Raven: (shocked) No... Beast Boy: (walking off in a huff) Aw man! I never understand anything! (Teen Titans)
Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be fun? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA? Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself. (Teen Titans)
Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George- or maybe it was King Norm -anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!" Raven: Where'd you learn history? A cereal box? Beast Boy: What's your point? (Teen Titans)
Beast Boy: Dude, tell me about it. "Bangers and mash"? "Bubble and squeak"? "Toad in the hole"? Don't British people know how to speak English?! (Teen Titans)
Raven: Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.Beast Boy: Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on. Raven: We're having a moment here; don't ruin it. Beast Boy: Beast Dude? (Teen Titans)
Cyborg: When there's trouble you know what to do/CALL CYBORG!/He can shoot a rocket from his shoe/'CAUSE HE'S CYBORG!/Do do do-do something like that/OH YEAH/Na na na na big fluffy cat/THAT'S RIGHT!... (Teen Titans)
(Cyborg gets zapped and disappears) Beast Boy: Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault. (Teen Titans)
Robin: (At a fork in a hall, fighting off ghosts) Pick one! Beast Boy: Uh... eenie, meenie, minie... Moe! (Runs through a door - and is chased out by a horde of ghosts) Not Moe! NOT MOE! (Teen Titans)
Beast Boy: I found this cool round thingamajig. Cyborg: It’s not a thingamajig. It’s a thermal coupler, required for sonic stabilization. And it’s not round, it’s octangular. Beast Boy: Looks like a shiny donut. Hey, you think there’s a donut shop on this planet? (Teen Titans)
Robin: You’re still thinking about that? Starfire, we’re stranded on a hostile alien planet. Starfire: I know. Did you hope the perilous space station explosion followed by our clamorous crash then combat with the horrible slug creature would make me forget? Robin: Uh... yes? (Teen Titans)
Cyborg: Now carefully take out the configuration disk. Beast Boy: You mean the thingy that looks like a pizza with eyeballs? Cyborg: Why can’t you just call it a configuration disk? Beast Boy: Why can’t you just call it an eyeball pizza thingy? (Teen Titans)
[After the gang supposedly defeats a Shrieker] Robin: Great work, Starfire. [Lightly punches her on the arm] Starfire: [Blushing] I could not have done it without your assistance! [Punches him hard on the arm, knocking him off screen] Robin: [Caressing his arm] Uh... nice arm. Starfire: I too admire your abundant limb strength! Cyborg: Let's go. [Teasingly] Unless you wanna stay here goofing around with your girlfriend! [Robin turns around. His heart pounds heavily and he breathes deeply]Robin: Okay. [Points to Starfire. Yelling] SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! [Starfire's jaw drops and she falls over in shock] Starfire: I am not your friend? Robin: [Nervously] Uh... [A loud boom. Robin looks over the rail to see the Shrieker climbing back up] Starfire: I am not a girl?
Raven: Azarath Metrion- Cyborg: (Jumps in front of her) Zinthos! (Teen Titans)
Cyborg: So I'm like, "Cool! What should I get? Brain in a jar... monkey's paw... ooh, pie!" (Teen Titans)
Starfire: Friends! Awaken! Alarm! [The Titans wakeup] The Mother Mae-Eye is not truly our mother, but an evil witch who has tricked us all and invaded our home and forbidden our missions and stolen our boo-gers and keeps us under her spell with frequent and plentiful helpings of enchanted pie! Raven: So...what, now? Cyborg: I think she's saying she wants more pie. (Teen Titans)
Beast Boy: Oh, yeah? You and what army? (An army of fire creatures appear, Beast Boy screams) Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you? (Teen Titans)
Beast Boy: Okay, you're freakin' me out here! The white robe and smile are weird enough, but hugs?! Are you still... you? Raven: Blue is still my favorite color. And don't get used to this smile, 'cause you're still not funny. Beast Boy: ...RAVEN! (Hugs)Raven: Quit it. (Teen Titans)
Control Freak: (dresses up as Starfire) No, but Starfire is too good for (in high pitched) Rooooobbbiiiinnn Aqualad: (To Control Freak) You sound more like a fanboy than a nemesis. Control Freak: A great villain always studies his adversaries, okay? (Teen Titans)
Raven: (Telling a bedtime story) Last year on my birthday, my friends got me a cake and some balloons. But I couldn't enjoy it because my dad Trigon, a scary red demon with horns, took over the world and there was fire everywhere, and then this ugly guy Slade, who had a skeleton for a face, came after me and...(The kids look frightened.) Raven: ... my friends saved me and we all had cake, the end! (smiles) (Teen Titans)
Billy Numeri: (Multiplying, forming a maze around Kid Flash) Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me... catch you... I'm Billy Numerous! (Teen Titans)
Starfire: [To Robin] All the fault is yours! I commanded you leave me alone, but you insisted upon the "Being nice"! Robin: My fault?! You blast me, you kiss me, but you never stop to mention that they have a gigantic particle weapon?! Beast Boy: [As Robin and Starfire continue to argue] We're doomed! [To Cyborg] I can't believe I let you talk me into this! Cyborg: Say what?! I was ready to walk before you... Raven: [yelling] QUIET! [Everyone stops arguing and looks at Raven] Raven: [nervously] Hi. (Teen Titans)
Kid Flash: So, I'm ninja boyfriend, huh? Artimes: Hey. Amnesia, remember? Completely forgot how *truly* annoying you are. Kid Flash: Oh and you're the goddess of congeniality. Robin: [Entering] Yeesh. Get a room! (Young Justice)
Wally: You brought your utility belt? Dick: Never leave home without it. First thing Batman taught me. Wally: Right after don't go to the bathroom without it. (Young Justice)
Black Canary: [after sparring with Kid Flash] Good block but did anyone see what he did wrong? Robin: Ooo. Ooo. He hit on teacher and got served? Kid Flash: Dude! (Young Justice)
Barry: Wally's fast enough when he wants to be. We're suddenly out of ice cream. Mary: Wally! Wally: [With ice cream still in his mouth] Um, happy birthday. (Young Justice)
Artemis: Seen Kid Flash on the news. He doesn't wear black. Kid Flash: Uh, little unclear on that myself. What about you? Green Arrow fixation? Artemis: [Noticing her costume] WHO PUT ME IN THIS? Kid Flash: Wow. I am not touching that with a 10 foot - uh, so you know how to us that bow? Artemis: Yeah, my dad taught me... DAD! He must've done this. Another of his stupid tests. Kid Flash: What kind of test? Artemis: He probably wants me to kill you. (Young Justice)
Robin: You're overwhelmed. Freeze was underwhelmed. Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed? (Young Justice)
Aqualad: [Telepathically] Stop it, both of you!
Batman: Don’t touch that! Energy blast goes off and Batman drops to the floor to dodge it.) Flash: Oops. Batman: Don’t touch anything! We don’t know what kind of powers we’re dealing with. (The rest of The League quickly drops what they’re holding before Batman turns around.) (Justice League)
Flash: Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that... Green Lantern: He talked to you? Flash: Yeah, right after I stopped his car. Green Lantern: I'm supposed to believe this? Flash: Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here. (Justice League)
[After Flash opens the fridge, finding a huge frog inside]Child: Where's my food? Flash: Are you French? Child: No. Flash: Then there's no food. (Justice League)
Flash: [dreaming] Oh... Swirly lights... fuzzy grilled cheese... [wakes up] Huh? What happened? Wonder Woman: Flash, you did it! Superman: You saved everyone today. Wonder Woman: How are you feeling? Flash: Actually, kinda faint! I think I need some mouth-to-mouth. Hawkgirl: He's fine. (Justice League)
Green Lantern: [After seeing Shayera in a dress for the first time.] JUDAS PRIEST!!!!! (Justice League)
Huntress: [on the phone with Question.] So, what are you wearing? Question: Blue trench coat, phidora. Huntress: You're bad at this game. Question: Orange socks? [Huntress hangs up the phone.] (Justice League)
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