LunarLacrimosahide bio
 Author has written 54 stories for Transformers, Transformers/Beast Wars, Tremors, Zombieland, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Doctor Who, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba, Inuyasha, Good Omens, Harry Potter, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Name: LunarLacrimosa, any variation of, or Kit. My AO3 (energonbunny if the link doesn't work) where I am actively posting! Small warning: for whatever reason, FF is not properly updating me on reviews and the like. Sometimes I'll only get a review notification on the app, but the app doesn't always give me push notifications. If I get a notification on the app it then does not go to my email for some reason. All that to say: if I don't respond to a review in some manner, I probably just didn't know it existed. I appreciate and love all reviews I receive and I try to respond to as many as I can. Same thing goes for PMS it seems, so I may not always see one if you PM me. I do always seem to get a proper notification for responses to my PMs, however, which is... odd. Disclaimer: A huge thank you to CoraGhost, who translated The kidnapping of Samual J Witwicky into Spanish! If you'd like, you can read their version here. |
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The Tie That Binds by Botosphere reviews
RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,441 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 4/22/2023 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Come Starlight by Geale reviews
The Committee for Extraordinary and Unprecedented Magical Achievements has decided to grant Harry Potter one Wish. Sirius!returns fic. Harry/Sirius SLASH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,811 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
I Missed You by Word-Spitting-Dragon reviews
Almost a year mourning his death and what do I find? The little prat isn't even dead! All that worry for what! And he didn't even have the nerve to tell me? I do believe its time for that revenge I'm always going on about... NatXBart
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,534 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
Chocolate by Damagoed reviews
If the man smells that good, what does he taste like? Greg has something of the night about him. And Mycroft smells of chocolate. Also biting, and detectives and sex. Oh My!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,117 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Hypothetically by Mad Scientist SH reviews
It began as a rhetorical question: how would Sherlock Holmes commit the perfect murder? But when John Watson volunteers himself to be the victim, will the scenario remain hypothetical? Pre-JohnLock! Violent discussions & Dark Humour!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,560 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Love Games by FlintFyre reviews
It's sixth year, and Harry and Ron are trying to have a normal term. However, an unfortunate accident in the locker room could threaten their friendship. Will it turn into something else, or end it completely? Harry/Ron. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,565 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Lust Arrow by kingburu reviews
A word of advice: When running into Cupid, the Archer of Love, restrain from insulting him. Otherwise, you'll end up just like Leo: angry, stuck in France with a broken warship, shot in the head with a Lust Arrow, and wanting nothing more than to get in the pants of Jason Grace. Not that there were hidden feelings before that. He'll swear on his life. Leo x Jason, Slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,989 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Jason G., Leo V.
A Good Thief by ADifferentSortOfPerson reviews
A crush on a thief can mean problems for a demigod police organization... Leo/Percy, Piper/Bianca
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,931 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Percy J., Leo V.
The Diego Diaries Part Two by arctapus reviews
This is the story of Ratchet and Ironhide's prank war which goes global and intergalactic. It is essentially a humorous/dramatic love story. This is the second part because the first part is giving me fits for uploading. This is world building on an epic scale. :D
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 623 - Words: 1,388,353 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Friendly Fire by FlintFyre reviews
Seamus is simply trying to get through his life with as little bother as possible. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be his fate, what with his affections centered on his best friend and all. Dean/Seamus. Warnings are in the Author's Note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Dean T., Seamus F.
MafiaFormers by BrowneyedShamer reviews
It started when Sam bought a car with the body of a handsome teenager in the trunk.He should have walked away then! Now he and his friend Miles are on different sides in an intergalactic mafia war, each unwilling pawns in a deadly game. Miles/Barricade SamxBee MikaelaxJazz
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,688 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sam W., Miles L., Barricade, Bumblebee
The Blueprints for Falling for a Straight Dude by kingburu reviews
You see, it was girls like Thalia Grace and Piper McLean that let Leo know he was out of their league. But it was a guy like Jason Grace that let him know he didn't stand a chance. Slash; Jason x Leo/JxL/Jeo semi-AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,746 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jason G., Leo V.
Kinship by Botosphere reviews
Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Satan's Camaro by Bookworm Gal reviews
Miles' theory on why so many things with Sam has changed. Even stranger than what really happened. Also, his idea of what Bumblebee is.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Miles L., Bumblebee - Complete
Loyalty is always rewarded by LittleMewLugia reviews
Summary: Megatron is not as dead as was at first thought, and Barricade has found out and joined him in his new hiding place. Megatron has been alone too long, and like any other mech, has needs. Luckily for him, Barricade will be happy to fulfil them. On
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Megatron, Barricade - Complete
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Harry raises Tom reviews
Different snippets from the life of Harry and Tom as father and son. Ch.1 features Tom finding out he's adopted. (If updated it will be out of order, pay attention to chapter names for ages)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/23/2024 - Published: 2/10/2024 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Cleopawtra reviews
Miles is a vet and one of his clients comes in with an unusual patient for him after hitting the creature while drunk driving. The creature is a large robot cat, about the size of a cougar. He doesn't know it, but this is Ravage. A Ravage who has been separated from Soundwave and with little else to do decides she might as well stay with the human who fixed his leg.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,228 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/11/2024 - Published: 9/30/2021 - Miles L., Barricade, Ravage
TC: Remix reviews
Miles Lancaster, the ex-bestie of Sam? After stumbling across a damaged Barricade everything changes. Barricade begrudgingly learns what it means to live and not just survive from an organic of all things, and Miles gets introduced to a world he never dreamed of. A sparkling, a meddling Primus and ancient Primes who see Sam as their own, and more. Eventual mech/mech and mech/human
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,854 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/18/2023 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Sam W., Miles L., Barricade, Bumblebee
The Book of Miracles reviews
Michael brings Aziraphale the Book of Miracles. Out of curiosity, Aziraphale looks at the miracles that Crowley has performed, and realizes that one of them was to hide the fact that he pretended to be David Tennant and did a stint as an actor on one of his favorite TV shows. Aziraphale won't stand for that.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2023 - Aziraphale, Crowley - Complete
And then he smiled reviews
Aziraphale begs Crowley to come to Heaven with him, and Crowley agrees, but gives him fifteen years to make a noticeable change. Aziraphale does his best, but makes little headway. Crowley tries to be on his best favor, but ends up Falling anyway. It was inevitable, really.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2023 - Aziraphale, Crowley - Complete
A helping hand reviews
A year after Aziraphale goes back to Heaven, Muriel asks Crowley for a little help preening. They've never had to do it on their own before, and surely Crowley wouldn't mind.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2023 - Crowley - Complete
But you were inside me, bro reviews
"We're just work friends," Noah blustered. "Work friends?" Mirage's voice took on a distinctly hurt tone, "You've been inside of me!" Something told Noah that it hadn't been ignorance on Mirage's part that had led him to that particular phrasing. If there was one thing he had learned quickly, it was that Mirage was petty. (TF: RotB)
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2023 - Complete
TARDIS heart reviews
During The Parting of Ways, Mickey is a little braver. He looks into the heart of the TARDIS in place of Rose, and it changes everything.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2023 - 9th Doctor, Jackie T., Mickey S., Rose T. - Complete
The Change reviews
Miles Lancaster, the ex-bestie of Sam? After finding a damaged Barricade everything changes for the young teen. Barricade learns what it means to really be alive from a fleshy of all things, gaining these horrible things called feelings. A Sparkling, Cons joining the Bots, and more. Mech/human near the end. Basically finished, sequel panned. Will be edited.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 192,441 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/27/2023 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sam W., Miles L., Barricade, Bumblebee - Complete
Stork
The Autobots and Decepticons that fought in Mission City were not the first Cybertronians to land on Earth. One of them is a relic from before the Allspark became the predominant power on Cybertron, and they might just be able to make sure that the Cybertronian race as a whole doesn't die out. Unsurprisingly, it's not an easy thing to face, or to ask.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,057 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2023 - Miles L., Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Arcee - Complete
Healer needed reviews
It had been two years and fifteen days since the well closed and Kagome last saw Inuyasha and her other friends. Suddenly she feels an all too familiar demonic energy and thinks that it's Inuyasha but when she looks she finds out it's Sesshomaru. Turns out that Rin is sick and he would never let a little thing like a closed off time manipulating well stop him from saving her.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/25/2023 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
DILF reviews
It was a long running joke that everyone wanted to fuck Miles' dad, even Sam at some point. Turns out it isn't that much of a joke, especially not when it's revealed that Miles' dad is actually Drift.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2023 - Drift, Sam W., Miles L., Bumblebee - Complete
Tanjiro's Memories reviews
A stranger appears at the Kamado house in the middle of the night and they try to welcome him in out of the cold, but when he sees Tanjiro's hanafuda earrings he gets violent. (an AU where Tanjiro is the sibling turned into a demon from the start and Nezuko becomes a demon slayer. Tanjiro's POV that (mostly) follows along with Wasurenagusa)
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2022 - Published: 3/26/2022
Drabbles reviews
Random drabbles. Bunnies found on the 'net, random pairings, random ideas, anything. PM or review if you have suggestions! Rating subject to change per chapter. First chapter: Optimus is seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Chapter two: Cybertronians lay eggs. Sam finds this out when he finds Barricade's egg. Chapter three: It's winter and Miles dares Sam to lick Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 68,951 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/8/2022 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sam W., Optimus Prime
No luck, no love, no gospel I could understand
Had Starscream just killed them, Barricade would have been fine with it. Acknowledging that he would have been fine with two pointless deaths was unsettling, but at least with Sam he would have been able to ignore it. Sam had worked against the Decepticons and had helped to kill Megatron. But what about Miles? All he had done was been in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2022 - Sam W., Miles L., Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Stuck on You(r Mind) reviews
It snows in Tranquility and even at seventeen, Miles and Sam are going to go outside and play in it. Then Miles looks at Sam's Camaro and is struck by an evil thought, so he dares Sam to test the old tongue sticking myth. Sam gets his tongue stuck to Bumblebee and Miles makes sure to get a picture of it. Sam later dares him to lick Barricade. (eventual Sam/Bee but minor)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2022 - Published: 10/15/2022 - Sam W., Miles L., Barricade, Bumblebee - Complete
Aliens and teenagers and werewolves, oh my! reviews
Optimus Prime becomes a member of a werewolf pack. It's all Bumblebee's fault, of course.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2022 - Sam W., Miles L., Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Wasurenagusa reviews
Nezuko takes Tanjiro's place selling charcoal and when she comes home it's Tanjiro who is turned into a demon. Thing follow much the same path until she remembers the hinokami kagura and Tanjiro performs it perfectly. Giyu aassumes it's an offshoot of flame breathing and Giyu writes to Kyojuro to ask if he knows anything, but when they go to visit Nezuko meets Shinjuro.
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/19/2022 - Published: 3/25/2022
Remembering reviews
Nezuko woke with a gasp. Her heart raced and her head pounded with each beat. She was remembering everything. It was a rush of memories jumbled together in no particular order; smells and tastes, sights and sounds, peoples and places. (Or the fic where Nezuko gets her human memories back after remembering her mother's lullaby and how I think that would affect things)
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/11/2022 - Complete
Survival
He didn't want to die. His life was all he had. Kaigaku didn't deserve to die here before he'd even really had a chance to enjoy life. He didn't want to be eaten just to let someone else survive! What were all his struggles for if this was where everything ended? A Kaigaku character study. (manga spoilers within)
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2022
Demon Tanjiro What Ifs reviews
What ifs centered around Tanjiro becoming the demon instead of Nezuko and Nezuko becoming the demon slayer. Ch 1: one potential result of the pillars meeting Tanjiro and how Tanjiro reacts to Sanemi stabbing him is just him bursting into tears. Ch 2: Nezuko's first meeting with Zenitsu and what she thinks of him. Ch 3: Tanjiro's reaction to Nezuko in a pretty kimono
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/15/2022 - Published: 2/22/2022
Fight Me reviews
Senjuro gets sick so Mitsuri takes Kyojuro's place to investigate the demon train. The crow doesn't find out in time so things go much the same, Tanjiro and the others finding Mitsuri and fighting alongside her to defeat the demon. And then Akaza comes on the scene and things deteriorate quickly when he refuses to fight her. (inspired by a tiktok, pure crack)
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/9/2022 - Complete
Haunt You reviews
It's been four months since Mission City and almost three months since Miles Lancaster went missing when Bumblebee wakes up in the Witwicky garage and sees him. The only problem? Sam can't. This leads to the Allspark shard being activated and the realization that Barricade and Miles were kept together by unknown shady characters. Miles wants the Autobots to help Barricade.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2021 - Published: 9/14/2021 - Sam W., Miles L., Barricade, Bumblebee - Complete
Investigate reviews
Sam's in a coma, an Autobot is dead, another Autobot has appeared out of thin air, and there's a handful of horrified civilians to deal with. Will's superiors are breathing down his neck and he has to get to the bottom of what happened fast.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2021 - R. Simmons, Miles L., W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
Sam gets sick reviews
Sam gets sick and Bumblebee freaks out and decides he needs to take him to see Ratchet ASAP. The only bad thing about that is that Miles is inside of him, too. Sam gets to wake up in the familiar medbay, but Miles wakes up alone and figures out he's been kidnapped. Miles decides to do something about it. (This includes knocking out Will and making Simmons wet himself)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2021 - Sam W., Miles L., Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Cybertronians and Vampires reviews
Mikaela is the newest slayer. Miles is her watcher. They've been working together for years, but it's becoming harder to hide her secret from Sam. Bumblebee and Sam fear the worst when Mikaela keeps disappearing, wondering if she's cheating or involved with drugs, but what they find out surprises both of them.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Complete
Hitchhiker who? reviews
The Heart of Gold had the Improbability Drive installed inside of her. It would, improbably, take a third parallel universe with two men Rose had never met before to get her from her second parallel universe to her first, to her home. To the Doctor. The Heart of Gold, you see, is actually quite proud of herself for that improbable feat. (updated 2022)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Starcrossed reviews
A young Barricade saves tiny mechling Bumblebee, and takes him to Optimus. The war continues and Bumblebee learns how to fight, but he never forgets his savior. When the two eventually meet off world, the Autobot decides that he wants to make sure Barricade stays safe. They meet more and more frequently as the 'con rises in ranking... (eventual BeexCade, possible other pairings)
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Ratchet
All are one reviews
Sam finds the Allspark shard in his jacket while Miles is over. Killed by kitchen appliances? Check. Come back as a mech? Double che-wait what? Sam's journey to accepting his new body as the battle between the Decepticons and Autobots continue. The faction line begins to blur as both sides take a step back to analyze their situation. Previously known as Curveball.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,844 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sam W., Bumblebee
The Questionable Aspects of Humans reviews
Bumblebee is a mech who played at a belief in Primus to appease his Prime. But when Sam and Mikaela get engaged the mech decides to search out Sam's old friend who just up and disappeared one day. What he finds in in the form of Miles Lancaster and his daughter will change how Bumblebee views the world for good. (Marked as complete though is slightly unfinished)
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Sam W., Miles L., Mikaela B., Bumblebee - Complete
Infected Hearts reviews
The zomb!apocalypse happens. Sam gets infected, Miles has two kids to protect, and Bumblebee stays away from the Autobots. Fast forward a few months to Miles and Bumblebee finding each other, and then going to the Autobot base. A story of trying to reconnect and pick up the pieces. (on hiatus but do have some extra worked out. might eventually update)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Sam W., Miles L., Bumblebee
Living reviews
Jazz died in the battle of Mission City. Losing Jazz, his sparkmate, makes Prowl act rashly, and he runs to earth after quitting the Autobots. There he's bought by the Lancasters; a family in mourning after losing a beloved wife and mother. He'll have to suffer through the motions of living after such a heavy loss with Miles, who now has to raise his two siblings largely on his own
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Miles L., Sam W., Bumblebee, Jazz
Learning curve reviews
Trent is failing math and Miles is selected as his tutor. The jock and a scrawny little tree climber put together? Not even they saw becoming friends. Both boys get closer and closer, and things get even more surprising when Trent's truck is replaced with an Autobot. Miles is sensitive to Cybertronians, and Trent is oblivious. Then they find out the truth. Trent/Miles, Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,671 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Trent D., Miles L.
How the Autobots adopt an organic reviews
One night Optimus finds Miles hitchhiking. After talking to the teen, he realizes something is wrong, and eventually figures out he is abused. Optimus being a father/older brother figure and getting enthralled with the idea of helping Miles, since he's suddenly has too much time in his servos with the war over. Child abuse warnings.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,564 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Miles L.
Acceptance reviews
After the change comes acceptance of it. Can Thundercracker accept he might be made an Autobot? Can the Autobots accept Starscream? Can Prowl accept that his Autobots will never be sane? With Megatron still alive and Optimus infected with Cosmic Rust with Perceptor, and the cure, no where in sight anything could happen. Miles/Barricade, possibly other pairings. Sequel to The Change
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Barricade, Starscream
Scarf reviews
Small drabble of an overprotective!TitanEren, and of course it's all Hanji's fault. (Was originally going to be a drabble collection but lost interest and haven't touched in years. Marked as complete now.)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
Good Boy reviews
Then and there Eren Jaegar swore to himself that no matter how much goading Jean did or how much Hanji insisted that it was a great idea his titan form play 'fetch', he was never going to bite his hand and think 'turning into a fucking titan to be a dog' again. He comes out with a tail and ears. (Read AN if you want more info, based on an snkkink prompt)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
Zombieland reviews
Zombieland drabbles with our favorite foursome! Some chapters will be cannon (Wich/Col), others will have slashy goodness (Col/Tal), and others still will just be random.
Zombieland - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Tallahassee, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Shattered Dreams reviews
Sam finds the Allspark shard in his pocket, and it sends him to an alternate universe. At first he thinks he's dreaming, but slowly comes to realize that he's living through a nightmare. The Decepticons are now the ones trying to save his life, and the Autobots no longer care if he dies, and Bumblebee even tries to kill him. (marked as complete but incomplete)
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sam W. - Complete
Ground bridge reviews
TFP Ratchet activates the groundbridge at the same time TFP Megatron does, creating a disruption in both of them that sends TFP Megatron and TFP 'bots elsewhere. What will happen when the 'bots meet the 'bots? When Megatron finds out his counterpart is dead and plans to use dark Energon to resurrect him? (marking as complete but is on a possibly terminate hiatus)
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bumblebee - Complete
Laughing is Contagious reviews
Barricade wants revenge for Frenzy's death and attacks Bumblebee when he has Sam, Mikaela, and Miles with him. Miles has a nervous laugh, meaning he laughs whenever he's extremely nervous/and or scared. Of course this would be when a Decepticon is attacking. Sam sighed, "He is literally the only person who could turn a Decepticon good through laughter." updated 10/2022
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Miles L., Barricade - Complete
Pucker up reviews
"Wheeljack's been... subdued, lately." "Yeah, apparently someone taught Swoop to build cardhouses from aluminum sheets, and 'Jack's been going out of his way to avoid any explosions, cause he hates upsetting any of the Dinobots." "... Find me the mech who did that, I wanna kiss him." kind of Ratchet/Sideswipe. Bunny from livejournal
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Imprinting reviews
Between Cybertronians it's most commonly referred to as Sparkmates, like Ironhide and Ratchet. Between a Cybertronian and an organic it is called imprinting. Bumblebee imprints on Sam, and Barricade, imprints on Sam's friend, Miles. Will be mechxhuman! (marking as complete because it's on possibly permanent hiatus)
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,778 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Miles L., Sam W. - Complete
Louder reviews
Short little snippets all having the word louder in them at some point. One contains a very obvious mechxhuman BarricadexMiles , and others contain hints of SamxBumblebee. There's also mech on mech pairings, and some sad shorts. None of them really have a connection with each other, and are separated. Enjoy. Rated M for some more than hinted at touching, and other things
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sam W., Barricade - Complete
Barricade and Bumblebee reviews
Sixty sentences centering around BeexBarricade. Includes Sam, Mikaela, and some of the other Autobots. Mech slash! Don't read if you don't like that! References to sex made, but nothing actually explicite
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Barricade, Bumblebee - Complete
Graboids vs Cybertronians reviews
After Mission City Barricade is found by Burt Gummer, and taken back to Perfection. Miles' Uncle, Val, lives there, and Miles visits. And then something deep within the earth stirs... Crossover crack oneshot between Transformers and Tremors!
Crossover - Tremors & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Barricade - Complete
Misadventures of Orion reviews
The cutest sparkling, raised by organics, Autobots, and used to be Decepticons? Brought to this world by organics working with Primus? Growing up has never been so interesting! Sidestory to TC, don't need to read that to read this, though (marked as complete, no plans to add to it atm)
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Here we go again reviews
Before Tranquility, Miles and Sam lived together in a small town in Colorado, South Park. Sam never told him about the alien robots because he didn't want to lose the bet they made. Crack!Transformers/South Park. Miles is Kenny, basically.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sam W., Miles L. - Complete
What a Smooth Cat reviews
After Mission City, Barricade is left on his own and goes into stasis lock. Waking up he realizes that a family of cats has moved in, and he grows attached to them. When the mother dies he's forced to make a tough decision if he wants the kittens to live (unfinished but marked as complete as I have no current plans to return to it)
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sam W., Barricade - Complete
The New Outfit reviews
Holoforms look and feel real. So do the clothes they wear. Random idea, crack! Possessive/crushing Bumblebee on Sam.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
A list made by Sam and Epps reviews
You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
The Kidnapping of Samual J Witwicky reviews
Bumblebee likes to move places while Sam is in the store. Sam complains, and Epps decides to do him a favor. By kidnapping him. Jazz helps, Barricade gets a laugh, and Miles annoys. Sidestory to The Change, and A list made by Sam and Epps
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
It was only a kiss reviews
The gang stages a fake wedding between Bee and Sam to piss off Galloway. Sam is surprised with how he feels after they kiss. Hints of BeexSam
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Left to their own devices reviews
After another one of Wheeljack's projects blow up Sam and Miles are trapped inside with the offlined scientists. They decide to pass the time by making sexual innuendos concerning the Cybertronians. Rated M for safety
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W., Miles L. - Complete