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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.


A little bit about Jenn:

Hanging with my brothers.
Coca Cola.
Colgate Toothpaste.
Milk chocolate.
Greek food.
Chinese food.
Chai Tea.
It's a Wonderful Life.
1940s and '50s.
Tom Hanks movies.
My friends.
My dad.
My country.
My God.
The sun.
My congragation.

Dark chocolate.
My mother.
The government.
Cold weather.
High school.

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I am currently the Beta of xbitterangelx so go check out her story The Other Side of You. It's fantastic if I may say so myself. If any of you readers out there want me to beta your story or you just want to bounce ideas off of me, I will be more than happy to help. Just PM me.

Eulogy for a Friend

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.

I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up this country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens.

We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values... You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N..

But we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volkswagon you can find. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely, John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.

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Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13071 - Favs: 6,115 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Can Tango by Angelznight3000 reviews
Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,684 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
An Emmett and Bella Story by Seidina reviews
What if Edward and Rosalie had fallen in love. How would things change for Emmett and Bella? How would this affect the rest of the family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,997 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Seducing Revenge by ladyinblue6 reviews
Bella isn't your regular government agent. She's a rogue agent, and she's killing everyone that ruined her life. What happens when she takes an FBI agent, Edward Cullen, hostage? Will her revenge still be burned into her mind? AU, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,457 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To the End of Time by neheshemushu reviews
Bella's a normal teen in Hollywood. Edward's a star on stage and on screen. What happens when Bella shows Edward that being himself is better than pretending? Will these two make it through it all together, or will fame get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,445 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
My Mother's Lullaby by JaneVolturi96 reviews
Katniss - .:.My heart stopped. My world ended. In that moment nothing more mattered to me than who's name had been called. Acacia Rue Mellark. My baby girl. My child.:. Welcome to 95th Annual Hunger Games...And may the odds be ever in your favor...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,623 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
TOMORROW by ZuXy.Q reviews
Leah ran away from La push, from Jacob and Sam. Embry finds her, wants her to come back. But it's not that easy. It takes time to heal, to love again. Luckily with Leah there is always tomorrow. And Embry has many of those ahead to convince her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Why I'm Here by AlannaTorres reviews
Setsuna is sent to find out why Mamoru broke up with Usagi and reveals more about herself than she plans. One-Shot, post Stars
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Setsuna M./Sailor Pluto, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
The Perfect Girl? by Carrie Swinton reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella was told she was ugly by the love of her life and now hides away from the world. Edward and his friends have to make her into an elegant lady, will they fail or succeed? Will Edward and Bella ever get together? YamaNade/Twilight. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 76,289 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Everyone Fails, Everyone Falls by steelneena reviews
Foreteen fic based on the new and evolving Foreman Thirteen relationship - Short story. Mildly adult themes Depression and death too. Will update soon! I promise!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, E. Foreman
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19660 - Favs: 12,866 - Follows: 5,842 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
To Kill a Mockingjay by gethsemane342 reviews
“You have to win,” I tell her. I don’t care that Thresh winning would give my family food for a year. Katniss needs to go home and see Primrose. She needs to be the sister I can’t be.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Rue - Complete
One or Two Things I Know For Sure by GabbyAbby reviews
“How did baby get there?” “Well, one day a few months ago when you were staying with Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Lisa, Daddy pushed Mommy against a wall and-“ “GREG!”. Daddy House, Hameron. Character POV and time line changes.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House
Bedazzled by ashel-13 reviews
For Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Dorky Bella will do anything for Jacob, even sell her soul. But the tables are turned when Edward shows up to make her dreams come true. E/B AU. Hope you all enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Accidental Kiss Epilogue by bethaboo reviews
Epilogue/lemon for the Accidental Kiss. Originally written for Smut Mondays on Twilighted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coeval by meeker004 reviews
He sort of had a crush on her when he was sixteen and first saw her naked. She slapped him across the face when she found out about it. Leah-Embry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
The Accidental Kiss by bethaboo reviews
Bella is the heir to Summit Beverages, and Charlie has just hired the famous football player, Emmett McCarty, to be their new spokesman. Uptight Bella and Emmett's agent, the charming Southern Edward Cullen, just don't get along. Sparks fly. AU AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Session by Brooklynn10 reviews
Therapist Bella and Patient Edward... another one-shot into my book of lemons. What happens when the sexual tension gets too much for Edward and Bella at Bella's office?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lovers for Eternity by edwardbella001 reviews
Sequel to Friends for Eternity! What if Bella and Edward were best friends before lovers? This is a story on how they grow up as teenagers and into adults where their feelings become more than friendship. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,683 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Fresh Tears Over Old Griefs by SSylvia reviews
Seth stayed there, looking up to his big sister's smiling face, tears falling from his eyes, but never moving a muscle. The smile saves his sanity. One-shot. Leah has had enough - she draws the line. Sam/Emily/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Leah, Seth - Complete
I'll make you sorry by Leiaaa reviews
A story about the first and last time Sam assigned Paul and Leah to go on patrol together. Rated M, just in case, although it isn't smut. It's dark humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Leah, Paul
A Rock and a Hard Place by LingeringLuminosity reviews
“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Work is a positive thing by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella, a lawyer-trainee is given the opportunity to work at one of New York's most prestigious law firm, being under the handsome and delicious entrepreneur, Edward Cullen, as his assistant? Will things grow steamy and sparks sent flying? Lemons assured
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 95,062 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Being Embry Call by Leiaaa reviews
Leah used to be the beautiful sweetheart of La Push but hate and bitterness pushed her over the edge. Leah's fall from grace told from Embry's prospective. What does Embry think of Leah? Find out here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Embry, Leah - Complete
Coffin of Love by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,028 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
I Need You to Love Me by 11June11 reviews
AU/AH. Slave Edward is desperately in love with his princess, Bella. With a prompt from his brother, Emmett, he sets out to make her fall in love with him, too. But how could a princess ever love a slave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indescribable by her-quiddities reviews
There is always something about Leah Clearwater. Jacob can’t ever put a finger on exactly what it is, other than impossible to ignore. Blackwater one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All For Love And Love For All by BookMe reviews
A dating website, a mix up at the blind date meeting...inevitability! ExB. A random idea that popped into my head between writing my other story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diary of a secret crush: Unrequited Love:COMPLETE! by Delima Rose reviews
New in town, new school, new faces, Bella is the new girl, and nobody seems to like her. Then she spots Edward Cullen on her first day. Hot, smirky, and messy haired Edward. It's love at first sight! But he doesnt seem to realize that she exist! ALL HUMAn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,207 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Music of the Night by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
AU. Phantom of the Opera with all the characters we know and love from Twilight. Full summary in profile. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,900 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Five times House made Cuddy Swear by PerfectPride reviews
What the title says. Various scenarios involving House and his ability to make Cuddy swear.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Invisible by Delima Rose reviews
A fanfic inspired by a Taylor Swift song. Bella loves Edward, Edward loves Rosalie, Rosalie loves herself. A bittersweet feel good love story! All humans! Better than it sounds! ONE SHOT COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Strength by Elaina7774 reviews
Beautiful One-shot: Edward and Bella share a special night together, leaving them with a miracle. 18 weeks later, when Bella is faced with mocking peers, Edward shows everyone just what being a father means to him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Lets Not Waste Another Minute by hotflower06 reviews
Edward refuses to wait but Bella is sticking to her idea of waiting until their honeymoon. Can Edward survive until then or will his feelings get the best of him? end of Eclipse B/E pairing ch 5 redone
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Friends for Eternity by edwardbella001 reviews
What if Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were born? This is a story on how they grow up as kids and into teenagers where their feelings for each other start to blossom. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,495 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
La Tua Cantante by riseka reviews
Edward is a member of the Volturi and Bella is a gypsy girl brought into its folds to dine upon. But there is something about her and Edward must have her for himself. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Ever the Same by Twifan reviews
A sad and mushy cliche, but it ends happy. A last letter to Edward in Bella's hand. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Red by bookworm-booklover reviews
Bella is forced to come to Forks. She's a vampire, Edward's a vampire, she's a hitman, he's a hitman. It's a long story. Things get tangled up and neither know which way to run. EPOVBPOV. And a love... mess. Hard to explain. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,366 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
He was Hers by leasha reviews
Oneshot.AU.Both humans.Set in 1300's. Bella is a princess, while Edward is a knight. They are in love but can't be together. Will they find a way to be together or will they live with the memories?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
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It Must Be True reviews
If Mamma says it, it must be true. That's how we all grew up thinking, right? But does it ever really end up being reality?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Renée - Complete
Night Rendezvous reviews
Thursday, 1:00 a.m., down the street to the white house with the green roof, open the fence and wait in the shed in the backyard. Don't be late...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella
The Mad Hatter's Nightmare reviews
She was an innocent girl walking home from a party, this wasn't supposed to happen. Was it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Bella The Gymnast? reviews
AU/All Human: Bella is a depressed gymnast. She has 2 brothers, a father and a mother, and great friends, but she feels all alone. What will happen when she meets the sweet and lovable Edward, a musician, can he save her... from herself? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Come Home reviews
She waits and waits for him to come home, living day to day in fear for his life. Does he finally come home?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No One Can Forget Their First Love reviews
Bella is still in love with Edward, but he's moved on to a new girl. What makes it so hard for Bella to get over him? AU AH One-shot. I was writing the original version and decided to make it Twilight Style. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella - Complete
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