Critical Crisis
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Joined 12-03-07, id: 1436434, Profile Updated: 11-26-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Well hello there..

I'm Crisis.

It's been a while..

I'll keep all of the stories that I wrote two years ago here, but I won't respond to comments about them.

That's all in the past. (:


Updates..

September 27, 2009

I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I'll be working on a story soon, but no promises.


Quotes..

"Sshhh, my yeast is rising." Ed from Ed, Edd, & Eddy

"No you cannot has cheeseburger."- Killface, Frisky Dingo

"Why are you naked in my house?" Carter
"Um, why aren't you?" Peter
"You're alright Griffin." Carter
- Family Guy

"Oh my god... Do you know what it's time for? A sexy party!" Stewie- Family Guy (drunk)

"You're drunk." Brian
"And you're sexy." Stewie
- Family Guy

"When you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. When you have death-prone children, you keep a few clones around the lab."- Dr. Venture, Venture Bros.


Thank you for taking the time to read my profile.

Crisis.

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Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Behind Cell Block Thirteen by JesaWicked reviews
Neji Hyuuga got arrested for murdering and raping an innocent woman. Problem is, he was framed. Now he is stuck with a known mass murder as his cellmate. Language, Violence, YAOI, NeGa, OOC, AU -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,223 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
Sensational by Levi Ackerman reviews
Set during Sinnoh Saga. Ash is 18, as is Misty, his best friend who he hasn't met for years; But he stumbles upon her photo in the most unlikely place ever... and when he meets her he realises - she's REALLY grown up. Rated M, for adult references and implied smut.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,060 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
GentleFist Massage: The Series by Prpl Grl reviews
Shikamaru has a sore back, and who better to give him a massage than someone who is a master at gentlefist taijustu! A series of oneshots dedicated to Shikamaru and Neji. !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Sandwich by Anonymouschickadee reviews
Sokka is walking down the streets of Ba Sing Se, looking for a one night stand. It ends with Zuko being the meat in a SokkaZukoJet sandwich. Yaoi, slash, and that's pretty much it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
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My Immortal reviews
Sasuke and Hinata break up. A Naruto version of my break up. Read if you want to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Unknown Love reviews
Jenna is thirteen and she meets the gang for the first time! At Christmas! What will happen? Some Naru Guys X OC Lemons! In the end. ONE pairing will prevail!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
I Love My Worst Enemy
Ryra was sheilded from guys all her life by her older brother, Neji. What will she do when Sasuke confesses his feelings? Sasuke X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete