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Joined 12-25-01, id: 143664, Profile Updated: 09-10-14
Author has written 20 stories for Golden Sun, Clannad, Higurashi/Umineko series, Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ, Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, and Vocaloid.

Hm, where to start...

Well, I guess I'll start off by saying that I'm a guy, and while I enjoy writing, I can't seem to write worth a crap. XDDD I've written a few chaptered stories that fell flat on their faces in the past, because I just couldn't seem to maintain my focus, and then after a while, I'd just let them stagnate. Go me. -_- All I really seem capable of is one-shots, but I hope to change that... Eventually... I'll get around to it someday! In fact, I'm working on that right now. XD;

I mostly take interest in games, anime, and music, but I have a fairly wide palette in those. As far as writing goes, I for some reason really dig romances, or straight up crack, and am also an incredible sucker for happy endings. My point of view? The world already has enough sad endings, so I'd like my hobby to have happy endings. Different strokes for different folks, though. Drama and angst is a lotta fun to write too, but feels way too easy to get carried away and just end up with your characters flailing around and slitting their wrists. The line between and angst and emo is way too thin... Or maybe that's just me. XD

Just to kinda illustrate how wide my taste in music goes, well... Let's just say that among the artists I listen to, there's Devildriver, Kajiura Yuki, Pendulum, Vocaloids, DJ Dean, AFI, Disturbed, Hammerfall, Dr. Dre, Perfume, Prodigy, The Killers, Kamelot, Ne-Yo, and a plethora more. That's not including the random stuff I listen to, like game tracks, and stuff like the Caramelldansen. I have the freakin' leekspin and that This is Sparta extended mix on my iPod, for crying out loud.

Yes. I listen to weird crap.

UPDATE: 9/10/14

To anyone who has been following my stories and is disappointed at the lack of updates, I sincerely apologize. I've been going through RL stuff (won't bore you with the details, but it's nothing horrible; just ordinary stuff like changing jobs and such) for a long while, and by this point, I've actually lost my momentum. Like, I'm out of practice to the point that I can barely string a sentence or two together for writing. I haven't given up yet; I've had my ideas written down, just haven't been able to take the time to actually write out anything resembling a story.

I hope to warm up with a few one-shots first before I get into anything else. I think most will be additions to The Hangover and Other Misadventures, but a few others might be standalones for other genres. I personally feel I'm weak when it comes to writing stuff not in the humor genre, but hey, I figure the only way to work on a weak point is to actually try.

Unfortunately, I do think that I Will Never Be Yours will have to wait a bit longer; as I compiled ideas, I think it's become apparent I'm being a little too ambitious. At the moment, I'm trying to trim the fat, but also trying to make sure that the timelines and such stay consistent. Sure, even professionals have inconsistencies or handwave details all the time, but I don't think it's a habit I want to get into if I can help it.

I hope this is helpful, if only as a reassurance that I'm not dead yet and that I am still interested in working on writing. I'd like to thank everyone that has taken the time to contact me, whether checking to make sure I haven't lost interest or just to leave a kind review, and I hope to get back into writing sooner rather than later!

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Hear my Song! by Kuugen the Fox reviews
Canceled - See spiritual successor Hear my Song (Again)! - There are many idols and stars in modern Tokyo, but one shines above others, Luka Megurine. Miku Hatsune, your everyday ordinary girl, aims to become like her. A songstress, a Idol. But nothing is as it seems in the music business. Shoujo-ai.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 203,324 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Luka M., Miku H., Gumi/Megpoid, Lily
Slice of Life by Seishun Vibration reviews
When the cat's away, the mice come out to play. The age old saying can be applied to the residents of the Vocaloid household. But could a seemingly harmless prank end in more than just a laugh or two?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,981 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Luka M., Miku H.
On&on by y8ay8a reviews
It started with a ten foot billboard, it followed with Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka working together, and it became so much more than they ever had thought it could be. Yuri/rated M for explicit scenes in the later chapters.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 160,127 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Miku H., Luka M.
Crash by Mandy138 reviews
Two clans will combine. One will be rebuilt and a new will be forged. Time will push and pull and sunder lives and ideals, and they will be stronger for it. Pain was always the best teacher. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,772 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Redemption 買戻し by The Minister of Silly Walks reviews
After Mion's 17th birthday Keiichi discovers a stranger wandering the village. This stranger just so happens to be Keiichi's cousin: Ryuu. When Ryuu joins the club however, dark secrets of his past are revealed and a dark government conspiracy unfolds MxK
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,281 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Keiichi M., Mion S. - Complete
Hidden Candy by RezleVettems reviews
Sometimes the best candy is the one behind your usual favorite. Konata realizes this, looking past even her age group and towards her teacher. With the realization of her new feelings, can she convinced her teacher to give her a chance? Can they match?
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,433 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Nanako K., Konata I.
Unspoken by mihoyonagi reviews
Actions speak louder than words, but without a voice, can the words inside you speak louder than those actions? A tale of unexpected friendship, struggle, love, and everything that goes with it. AerithSeph. Post Meteor, started before AC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 143,473 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G. - Complete
Hot Coffee by The Denominator reviews
What do you get when you cross a lustful Sei and an unsuspecting Yumi? CRACK. Not meant to be taken seriously.
Maria-sama ga Miteru - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Yumi F., Sei S. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
His Fault by ronny-of-yore reviews
[Complete] Genma's influence forced Kakashi to see a 21yr old Sakura in a different light. Problem is he didn't want to. Watch as he tries everything he can not to succumb to his problem. What will Sakura do when she finds out? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
MIA: MerryMaids In Action! by Mahi-Mahi reviews
[AU] Hatake, Kakashi had hired a 'Merry Maid' to clean his apartment. What he didn't expect was his own student to show up at his door in the skimpy pink uniform. KakaSaku, lemonade, oneshot...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Passion of Fear and Hate by BlahBlah1821 reviews
LAST CHAPTER UP! Alucard is acting strangely, Seras' secrets are coming out, and an old friend of Alucards is encroaching upon his territory. Things are going to get testy...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,077 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Stuck With You by Yumesuta reviews
The Planet decided to give Aeris and Sephiroth another shot at life...for a price. In order to stay alive, they have to get along with each other for one month. Will they be able to? SephirothxAeris
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G.
Best Kept Secret by Loyal Integra Fanboy reviews
The Best Kept Secret is not, as some would believe, the vampire Alucard. In fact it has four wheels, goes very fast, and has just been found by Alucard...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2005
Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by Relics reviews
AxS Fluff. Valentine's Day is coming up but it'll be one Seras and Alucard won't forget as a fiesty teenager is determined to bring them together. By ANY means possible!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,667 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005
Blood by Fool's Gold -Pyrite reviews
Blood will out, or so the saying goes. For the bloodlines of Kim, Futaba and Howard, it is up to them to prove it... or reject it utterly. And by the strength of their choices shall Second Southtown rise or fall. Epilogue up.
Fatal Fury - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,837 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004
Winter Wonderland by Relics reviews
AxS fluff. Seras loves snow. Alucard doesn't. So what happens when she drags him out into it? An all out snowball war!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005
Shine by Shivvy reviews
She couldn't seem to control her thoughts these days. Was it possible she could actually be falling in love? A study of a complicated relationship from the start. A Seras x Alucard production. Chapter one redone!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004
The Afterlife Chronicles by Meruru reviews
Their bond was created with blood and death. Enforced with loneliness and boredom. What else is coming their way? Lo and behold, afterlife is a busy time. AxC
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,074 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 1/11/2002
Enantiomerias by Lady Sanzennine reviews
[Complete] A thousand miles lay between them. A thousand obstacles had to be overcome, and in one lifetime, a thousand was far too great a number. AeriSeph
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Adrift in Despair by Midnight C reviews
(Complete!) Sequel to Against All Odds. A series of nightmares plague Isaac like no other force he's encountered. When the dreams also affect his reality, is there anything that can save him from his sorrow, or is he destined to fall to it?
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,167 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 39 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Complete
Against All Odds by Midnight C reviews
(Complete) My first published fanfic and it's not your typical mushy romance. A story of jealousy, betrayal and a love powerful enough to triumph against all odds...I hate summaries! Isaac & Mia...
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,917 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Complete
Lonely Crescent by Dot-chan reviews
(ch1) Iori Yagami meets with a rather familiar face as he enjoys a cold day. (ch2) Yet another familar face and the truth.
King of Fighters - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/10/2001
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I Will Never Be Yours reviews
As a girl who turned down confessions from both genders on a regular basis, Megurine Luka had no reason to believe that rejecting Hatsune Miku would be any different. How wrong she was...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,386 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Miku H., Luka M.
The Hangover and Other Misadventures reviews
Now a collection of hopefully humorous one-shots starring Megurine Luka. Will generally have a Miku x Luka flavoring, so you have been warned.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,029 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Luka M., Miku H.
Dance reviews
Inspired by "Rondo of the Sun and Moon". Their story should have ended centuries ago with their bloody deaths. But death was not the end, and in their new lives, two old enemies face each other once more. "I always knew we would meet again."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Luka M., Miku H. - Complete
One Day reviews
Following a bout of uselessly trying to hit Kazuma, Ayano reflects on the vast difference in power between herself and her tormentor.
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y.
Tastes Better Today reviews
On her second day at her new school, Kanade eats lunch by herself in a corner of the school's cafeteria. But her solitude is ended as a boy sits across from her, greeting her blank stare with a casual, "Yo!" AU
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Angel/Kanade T. - Complete
Positive Reinforcement reviews
Praising Tomoya for being able to wake up on his own was unlikely to be the wisest thing Tomoyo had done this morning, but granting his request for a reward for doing so might likely have been dumber.
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tomoyo S., Tomoya O. - Complete
Gloss reviews
Ayano and Kazuma wait outside the Kannagi mansion for Ren so they can embark on the day's mission. Amid the boredom of waiting, Kazuma notes a curious shininess to Ayano's lips and decides to ask.
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
At the end of her war, surrounded by ruined computers and empty shell casings, Yuri stands victorious... Yet the taste of victory is nothing like what she had ever imagined.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Yuri N. - Complete
No Climax, No Point, Not Even A Plot reviews
After pulling an all-nighter, a sleepy Yui heads to the SSS headquarters for a Tenshi-free nap. To her dismay, Hinata has already gotten the same idea. Inspired by a Touhou doujinshi of the same name. *Chapter 2 Updated*
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Yui, H. Hinata - Complete
Wake Up Call reviews
An irritated Ayano storms into Kazuma's suite only to find him asleep...
Kaze no Stigma/風のスティグマ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ayano K., Kazuma Y. - Complete
Regrets? reviews
"Do you ever regret it?" It was a question Tomoya wondered about every so often. Not because he wanted to, because it hurt to think that she might regret the time they had spent together, but he did wonder.
Clannad - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Tomoya O., Tomoyo S. - Complete
Embarrassing Moments reviews
An embarrassed Tomoyo gets comfort somewhat from Tomoya. "Really, I think you're making a bigger deal out of this than it really is." "You're not convincing, especially not with that grin in your voice."
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Tomoya O., Tomoyo S. - Complete
Lucky reviews
Furukawa Akio knew that there were many people who would not agree, but he believed himself to be the luckiest man alive.
Clannad - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Akio F. - Complete
Gratitude reviews
Post-Matsuribayashi-hen. At Rika's invitation, Akasaka stays for the Watanagashi festival. While attending, he thinks on what has happened, and is later given thanks by Rika... though he could probably have done without it.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/2/2009 - M. Akasaka, Rika F. - Complete
I'll Go To You reviews
Based on the scene at the end of episode 24 of the first season. "It was long. It was a goal I couldn't give up on. Now it's finally come true. But... I lost much for it. The months of time I would have been able to spend with the person I love."
Clannad - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Tomoya O., Tomoyo S. - Complete
Hair Colors and Paper Fans reviews
A conversation of sorts between the two Jupiter Adepts, that just so happens to go awry. CRACK, not to be taken seriously. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sheba, Ivan - Complete
Pretend reviews
The game of pretend was nothing new to Mia. After all, it was a game she'd been playing regularly for the first nineteen years of her life.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,804 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Mia - Complete
Answer reviews
A question. An answer. How simple they are in one's head. But some questions are more difficult to answer. How long does it take for one to think over a question that could change one's life? And how long will the one asking wait? IsaacMia oneshot.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Bound By My Own Free Will reviews
Isaac's POV. Takes place during the original Golden Sun. It's a short lil one shot with Isaac's thoughts on two certain females, to be brutally simple. Just gimme a chance, neh? Please?
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Bloody Valentine reviews
"I don't know much at all, and I don't know wrong from right. All I know is that I love you tonight..."
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2003