Silent Stagger
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Author has written 1 story for Invader Zim.

Zim steps up and brushes off his Irken suit. "Gir! Get up here NOW!"

"Yes master!" The SIR unit's eyes flash red for a brief moment as he salutes. When they change back to their cyan, he giggles and starts bashing his head with his fists.

"Oh, dear Irk... Gir, I have your tuna!"

"Tuuuuna~" Gir flings himself at his master.

"Get off me! Alright, this is the authoresses base. She downloads her pointless stories that will likely no be finished because she is an incompetent worm baby."

It's not nice to call your GOD that.

"You are NOT my God, and you call EVERYONE that! You want to be like Zim!!"

... Shaddup.

"Her current obsession is Invader Zim. Of course it is, I am almighty! Her last obsession that was tossed away when she realized how godly I really am..."

I still love Death Note! I have trouble focusing on you guys! Be happy that I love you guys so much that I don't need an OC.

"That is a good statement, girl-human. I'll be sure to remember that. And before I was so rudely interrupted I was saying that she also loves Death Note."

"WHOO HOOO! BEYOND BIRTHDAAAAAY!" Gir squeals from his spot non the stage.

"He, including the human meat sacks Matt and L, are her favourite characters. Mello, Near and Light are a close second." Zim pauses. "But for Zim's show, Gir and I are her top favourites, with Gaz second. She has a dislike for The Dib-worm (She also refers to him as The Dib-worm) and Tak."

Gir looked up. "Don't forget tuuunaaaa!"

"She hates tuna. Has a fondness for watermelon though. She'd kill for that fruit. I'm glad she chose something I'm not allergic to." Zim informed Gir.

"She loves us loving us!" The robot reminded randomly.

Zim nodded. "Yes, her favourite Zim pairing is Gir and I. Of course, she likes it better when Gir is an android like the ones in that Terminator movie."

"WHOOO HOOO!"

"Oh, and she hates it when Gir becomes a FEMALE worm baby. Zim hates it too!" Zim pumped his fist up in the air and laughed maniacally. Gir shortly joined in laughing.

"BYEEE!" Gir screeched.

About the storrrrieeeees:

Quam Benigna: A ZAGIRR. Yes ZimxGir. My favourite pairing. Zim changes Gir into a 'proper' humanoid android due to his destructive nature. Other things happen and saaadness occurs. Quam Benigna means 'How Benevolt'. Waiting for a burst of motivation for this one.

Nailed Shut: I can't decide on a name in a different language, so I just used the English version. Anyway, my OC, Core's past in Wammy's with bits of his past prior to it. He's eight when he first arrives. Making him a full four years younger than L. Ohyes. Dark themes because I looooove sad things.

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Their tongues meditate iniquitous judgement. Blessed is the boy who endures the unjust consequences. ZAGR ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Zim, Gir