Poll: I know this question is kind of weird, but, which one of my Stargate by Twilight Original Characters do you like or relate to most? Vote Now!
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
Hi my name is Penny Grey I am a Hyperactive 14 year old girl who lives in Boringvile, State Insanity I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, Twilight, Eragon, Star Trek, Stargate SG1, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Danny Phantom, aaaaaaannnnnnnnd SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND Heroes!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND DOCTORWHO!!
And Jacob is the hot one not Edward!
Well I like writing as long as it's nothing about kites. I HAVE ISSUES WITH KITES!!
Sorry I often have very random moments some times (Okay, so lots of times but, whos countin?), but thats a good thing sometimes cause thats. I get alot of my inspiration from these moments.
I have 4 pet bunnies (Wally W., Diania P., Shareia IDK, And J'on) , 4 cats (Rocko Tako, Skittles, Trash, and Bella Amata Uhura), four chickens (Jazmine, Esmeralda, Barbie, and Cathrine), a parrot (Walter), 2 Siamese fighting fish (Edward and Jacob ((Yes I did that on purpose)) but they are thankfuly in diffrent tanks), a squirrel (Named Leroy), a super cool snail of awesomeness (Sheller, I've had him for a really long time), and seven doggies (George, Bentley, Xerces, Winston, Momma, Little Man, Dorothy, and MiMi.) (Okay so the dogs aren't technically mine, their my dad and his roommate's! but since I go there every weekend ((I count Friday and Monday as the weekend too)) so it's like they're mine.) One of my rabbits is bent on world domanation his name is Wally West. So beware the rabbit with white fur blue eyes and BIG SHARP POINTY TEETH! (Just in case your wondering yes we do mean like the Flash's secret identity, All our bunnies are named after people in the justice Leauge. But he leared his name before we found out he was EVIL. Diana Prince and Shaeria keep him in check most of the time ((When he's not trying to mount the wrong end ugh!)) But he and J'on try and kill eachother)
I'm home schooled by my mom and a charter school thingie, so I gots lots of time to write my super cool stories of awesomeness. My brother made me put that I'm his role model he did his "My Role Model" paper on me (I don't know what he was thinking, well if he's planing to grow up like me he'll make friends with the mall security really quick). But my bro's still cool and hasn't been arrested yet.
My Favorite parings are:
If you don't get it thats your problem.
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese"
"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking but then I thought; What the hell good would that do?"
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men wouldn't stop to ask for directions."
"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speach by something outside himself-- Like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."
"Polticians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living"
--P. J. O'Rourke
"A good Politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar"
--H. L. Mencken
"Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a tickle me Elmo.
"Giving money to the government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
--P. J. O'Rourke
"The Taxpayers keep sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be woth it, But they keep coming back!"
"I won't eat anything that has inteligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a Politician."
"I find television very educating. Everytime someone turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
"If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children...'- They leave skid marks."
"To atract men I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'."
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science."
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