PervertedPriestess69
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Joined 12-04-07, id: 1436828, Profile Updated: 06-23-11
Author has written 18 stories for Bleach, Cowboy Bebop, Misc. Movies, Naruto, and Gunsmoke.

Yes, I am the one and the same Perverted Priestess 69 from both LJ, AFF and Aarinfantasy, but you can call me Pervie! It's nice to be actually making this page official. I also post original stuff under the name The Dimensional Witch over on 99chan and LJ as well.

A few words about me...

I'm an adult of 35 (and DO NOT care for digital drama). Just Sayin'

I am Bi and Poly. I am also an advocate for BDSM as a lifestyle not just a kink! Actually that goes for all those. All these fit under the subject of Pansexual. If you ever need to talk or need an ear, I'm lending it to ANYONE. Please, I simply ask that you do not piss me off. Some of you know what I mean by this.

I'm Catholic. Ironic isn't it?

I'm an Aries, a Hare/Rabbit and also a Fire sign.

I'm born and raised in Chi Town (Chicago for those who don't know).

I heart Ninjas (Uhh... Icon!! XD)

Favorite color is PINK (then Blue and Purple).

I love love love BL stories of any kind as well as HET and some Yuri.

I love all types of foreign music (J_ Music/K-Music/French) as well as domestic stuff. My current love of late is SHINee, 2NE1, Super Junior and Big Bang and JYJ. Which are Korean R&B and pop groups. I'm and epic fan of DBSK/TVXQ/THSK. Before they broke up! *sighs* But I still love my boys Yunho and Changmin!! So, DBSK Fighting!!! XD

But, I do listen to other stuff. I'm a big House head and Hip Hop lifer! I like a lot of Smooth Electronica/Chill and Electro Rock as well.

I LOVE Hello Kitty!! She's my twin sister! LOL

If there's anything else you'd care to know don't be afraid, just ask! =)

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Sex Over The Phone by StarkBlack reviews
Written for a challenge. Song fic. Ace is having a good time on the phone with Sanji, but the cook has something evil planned. Rated M for sexual content.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Sanji, Ace - Complete
Pure Form Affection by StarkBlack reviews
Zoro is hit with a pollen that regresses him back to a more primal state. Now, as the crew gets used to their "Zoro-dog", Sanji gets used to having the swordsman follow him around everywhere. Rated M for brief sexuality.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Porn Stars by 11X.d reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjaw become world renowned porn stars against their will, thanks to the espada. Side fic to Couple fights
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Bloodplay in the Hogwarts Express by Snappy-Pants reviews
The Bloodplay saga contiunes! Only this time they're on a train....all warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Temper by Scarbie reviews
Unohana always gets what she wants. And right now she wants Zaraki to get a flu shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/17/2009 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
Bloodyplay in the Owlery by Snappy-Pants reviews
WARNING: BLOODPLAY/D/s let’s keep the owls company for a while….and have sex... SNERK! Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood aka TASTY! . Another of the Bloodplay fics!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Couple Fights by 11X.d reviews
Aizen and the espada has much to comment on Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra's relationship as they wait for their meeting to start while listening to their infamous couple fights.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Fatherly Instincts by 11X.d reviews
Mayuri's being protective of Nemu, just in his own deluded, diabolical way. "I will dissect you."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Mayuri K., Ikkaku M. - Complete
I Dream of White Strawberries: A Yaoi Poem by myloveiskyo reviews
He had to say it at least once to this asshole! Right? IchiH!ch! Warnings: Some foul language
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Urahara's Hospitality by WSFic reviews
Karakura mission. Renji gets an unpleasant gigai problem, Rukia freaks out, Yumichika investigates, Urahara makes a pass, and Ikkaku's paying for everything. Ikkaku and Yumichika's friendship limits are seriously pushed. Mentions of ShuuxYumi and RenxBya.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Bloodplay in the LockerRoom by Snappy-Pants reviews
qudditch game cool down. SNERK! Marcus FlintOliver Wood aka TASTEY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Oliver W., Marcus F.
Spartan Reserve riiiiight by Snappy-Pants reviews
Stelios and Astinos FTW! recollections and happenings of their past and present as schmexy Spartan warriors. WARNING LIGHT BLOODPLAY AND BDSM
300 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007
Bloodplay in the Common Room by Snappy-Pants reviews
Marcus Flint Oliver Wood. Everyone’s gone for spring break! WOOOT! Hogwarts Boys Gone Wild!Warning: BLOODPLAY SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
What you Crave! : A Drabble by myloveiskyo reviews
Hell, when Ichigo's hungry, the boy will eat any damn thing! oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mastermind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Ise Nanao knows that she could have done better. If she was Aizen Sousuke, Soul Society would already be at her mercy and the Shinigami dead or dying at her feet.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Nanao I., S. Aizen - Complete
A Brief History of the Bounto by Gliblord reviews
If you missed the filler, fear not: this handy document shall sate your inexplicable thirst to know all about the Bounto and their increasingly nonsensical storyline!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Bloodplay in the Dungeons by Snappy-Pants reviews
.:SLASH:. :.Marcus FlintOliver Wood.: Flint finds the only masochist in the school when everyone else is off to Hogsmead…oh the possibilities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
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Yaoi: Not Seeing Is Believing reviews
Uryuu likes what it means to kiss.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
HET: Surprise, Surprise: A Kink Meme reviews
Hitsugaya becomes a man, eve if it's a medical check that gets him there!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - R. Unohana, T. Hitsugaya
Yaoi: I'm God: A Quincest reviews
This would explain that little God complex Ryuukin seems to have.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Heavy reviews
Chester's in a deep depression, and it's all because he's becoming more attracted to a man who's destined to a dangerous profession.
Gunsmoke - Rated: K - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Chester G., Matt D. - Complete
HET Songfic: Some Type of Way reviews
Sometimes, an open relationship is a lifeboat, one wished would sink.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Yaoi: Kissing Black Stars
While in recovery Iruka had a lot to think about. Regret is a word he hated, but right now it was his closest friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Yaoi: 420 Kisses reviews
This a 420 day kink meme tribute! And though it stands alone, you can call it a kind of a continuation of Tutoring Lessons.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Ichigo K., Keigo A. - Complete
Yaoi: Tutoring Lessons reviews
Ichigo and Asano eavesdrops on Ikkaku and Yumi having sex.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Ichigo K., Keigo A. - Complete
Misery Loves Company: Good Mourning
Shin goes to meet with his big brother, Lin.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Misery Loves Company: Melancholy Melody
The Angst of Gren. He really makes it romantics to have homicidal tendencies! I think he may be a bunny boiler! LOL
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Grencia M., Vicious - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words: A Fulltime Killer Fanfic
Even paparazzi have crushes. It just so happens that Ono's is deadly.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Closer: A Fulltime Killer Fanfic
Tok just wants to be closer to the one he desires.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Yaoi Songfic: Textbook Love reviews
Mizuiro finds that common interest with the new guy might spark a interesting friendship. Disclaimer: BLEACH belongs to Kubo Tite-sama. I make no money from his work, it is purely for pleasure.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Shinji H., Mizuiro K. - Complete
Misery Loves Company: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall
She barely paid it any attention, the leaves falling all around her. She really didn't care enough to. And frankly why should she? Faye wasn't suppose to be here.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Faye V. - Complete
Misery Loves Company: Hell Hath No Fury
"If I am going to be in hell, they will be in hell with me. We will live in the chaos together!" He said staring at the moon one last time.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Vicious - Complete
Misery Loves Company: Like Tears Lost In Rain reviews
They were lost to each other and the truth was right in front of them, between a rose and a pistol.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Julia, Spike S. - Complete
Yaoi: I Feel Pretty reviews
Uryuu is left to fend for himself so it only seemed sensible to do drug trials or is it?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Uryuu I. - Complete
Yaoi: His Protector reviews
There is only one thing that Ikkaku fears, and it's far beyond his control. It's a good thing Yumi's got his back!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete