Resident Goddess
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Joined 12-25-01, id: 143689
Author has written 13 stories for Sailor Moon X-overs, Harry Potter, Disney, and Lord of the Rings.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Most of my stories are slash. If you don't like it, don't read it--but do NOT bitch to me about it, okay? I mean seriously, I like flames as much as the next person, but please don't flame me about slash. It's annoying, and despite what you think, I am not a gay 40 year old man. Really, I'm not.

PET PEEVES
The full, unabridged list: 1. People who have big egos. There is a thing called MODESTY out there, people, learn to use it! 2. People who write 'i kno my fic sux, but plz review ne way, im bad at summarys, so just read.' or the like for their summary for fics. 3. People who don't understand sarcasm...I mean, really. Wow. 4. Blind happiness. 5. Telemarketers. 6. People who are arguing with you, and don't listen to what you're saying because they're too busy preparing their next response. 7. Harry/Hermione fics. And Draco/Ginny. And Harry/Ginny. The only exceptions are the Draco series by Cassandra Claire. 8. Mary Sues. Breath LIFE into those characters, people! 9. People who critisize your work (non-constructively), and don't practice what they preach. 10. Flamers who are stupid. I realize the whole point of being a flamer is being stupid, but apparently I like oxymorons, too. 11. Bret Boone. Ugh. 'Nuff said. 12. People who complain--especially about things that they can't change. 13. Adultry. I hate adultry and cheating. In fics, in real life, I can't stand it. It makes me very sad.

'The Note': Recently I have been out of contact basically...everywhere. I mean, I respond to e-mails and talk on MSN, so I haven't been out in that sense, but I have in the sense of writing fics. The reason for that is simply because I've been busy, and have needed a break. The switch, however, is turned back on now. Thank you for waiting. Right now, I am not planning on writing onto Unspoken. That is officially dead. However, in the future, I may rewrite it. My biggest thing for now is The Wing of Things, which is dissimilar and similar at the same time. If that makes any sense whatsoever. I think that's it for now. Stay tuned.

FAVORITE STORIES NOT ON FF.NET
Underwater Light http://www.schnoogle.com/authorLinks/Maya/Underwater_Light/ By: Maya.
This story is great...it's about Harry's latter years at Hogwarts while he's feeling depressed about Cedric's death. Voldemort's on the rise, and Professor Lupin has created a 'Young Order of the Phoenix'. The school is awry with disappearances, and in the midst of this there's Draco Malfoy. It's slash, and it's wonderfully funny and well written. By the same author as 'Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing...Rat?'.

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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Resolution by Frances Potter reviews
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. Due to ill-health it hasn't been updated for a very long time. The masterlist can be found here: http://dragon-charmer./242884.html HarryDraco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 313,810 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love Among Slavery by Silver Author reviews
Legolas had been enslaved, but Hotaru saved him and his people and took over the human kingdom. Now, in search of a Queen, he finds Princess Serenity... but what about Hotaru? SM&GW&LOTR [Hotarucentered]
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,487 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Complete
The Immortals by Just Silver reviews
Seamus, Draco, and Harry get themselves involved in a somewhat complicated mess. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,072 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 8/21/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Call Me Captain by JadedSky1 reviews
The island of Captain Jack Sparrow becomes the stage of wit, romance, and rum! What will Will think of this act of piracy? JackElizabeth movie re-write
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,125 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 7/27/2003
The eye of Beauty by darkraven2 reviews
Slash, H/E, A/L. In a parallel universe where the elves are enslaved, Legolas and Haldir form a friendship. Haldir falls in love with Eomer and their affair grows tense. Legolas gets involved in a dangerous game with Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003 - Haldir, Legolas
Chased by Novthulien reviews
Slash. Adult situations ahead!! Haldir/Boromir. Haldir joins the fellowship reluctantly. Will Boromir win the contest between them?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Boromir, Haldir
Lack of a Lady by Gedia Kacela reviews
'The Lord of Rivendell was restless.' Years after Celebrian's departure, Elrond begins to feel the consequences of her absense. (Elrond/Haldir)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Elrond, Haldir
May The Winds Guide You To Peace by M. D. Jensen reviews
Celebrian is leaving...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Elrond, Elrohir - Complete
Two, Four, Six, Eight by venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lord and Guardian by Blueblue reviews
Cowritten by Jaya. Haldir and Celeborn love each other, but don't realize it. Misunderstandings separate them, and Haldir meets Elrohir. Complications and heartbreak ensues. Original NC-17 version here: http://www.angelfire.com/film/haldirsrealm/
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2002 - Published: 9/18/2002 - Haldir, Haldir
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 193 - Published: 1/8/2002
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/19/2001
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A Thousand Tears, a Thousand Kisses reviews
Why Lothlorien went unrepresented during the Council of Elrond, and the other unannounced doings of the elves thereafter. Slash (various).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Haldir, Elrond
This Land reviews
Slightly AU; Things turn out differently when Nakoma goes to Chief Powhatan instead of Kocoum when worried about Pocahontas.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2003
Where I Stand reviews
Ignorance is a crime, and Draco Malfoy learns the hard way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M.
In Which We Catch the Snitch reviews
Quidditch is a fun game. Not so fun when the snitch just happens to be a port key…and some idiot puts it in the wrong match! What idiot was this…and where has Draco Malfoy been sent…and with whom?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Draco M., Cho C.
Seven Years reviews
Trouble is brewing at Hogwarts 13 years after Harry Potter and his friends have gone. Now his daughter and the children of his friends must battle an evil they don’t even know is there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 11/18/2002
The Draco Faction reviews
After an incident in Potions, the whole of Hogwarts watches Draco Malfoy shamelessly, but he has no idea what's going on. Can his enemy enlighten him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
At the Witch's Statue reviews
One-Shot. Draco is late, Harry is impatient. Musings ensue, along with a direct confrontation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unconscious Will reviews
One-shot. Draco needs to talk to Hermione. She doesn't feel like listening. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Harry New Year reviews
For a challenge. It's New Years at Hogwarts, and the gang enjoys a little bit of alcohol. Who knows where this will lead…and why isn't Malfoy drinking?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unspoken reviews
The summer before his 6th year Draco is punished for not taking the Dark Mark of Voldemort. Upon returning to school, the rest of the student body is surprised to see him mute. The Gryffindors see it as a blessing until they learn the real truth--CH 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,969 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Simple Wish reviews
Harry realizes that no one can keep their Christmas wishes forever…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Ron W., Draco M.
Just Empty Desks and Broken Dreams reviews
Four years after the defeat of Voldemort, the former Hogwarts students gather in a memorial for their friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/5/2002
A Magical Speculation reviews
HP/SM **Chapter 5 up!** Midnight star-gazers and Quidditch games, oh my!
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,826 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2002 - Published: 4/7/2002