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Joined 12-04-07, id: 1437008, Profile Updated: 12-30-07
Author has written 26 stories for Moonlight, and Twilight.

What to say...what to say...

First: I am a college student.

Second: I am an avaid reader and TV abd DVD watcher.

Third: I love fanfiction!!!!!

That is basically it. I am not a writer by trade (actually I am a historian/researcher). I tend to be a muse to other writers, someone they can bounce ideas off, but I am not very good at expressing them myself.

I love books, TV shows and Movies and I am a dedicated fan of many (I basically have no life outside of these). I can quote about every movie, book or TV show I have ever seen. I have one of those memories that can remeber weird random facts.

I love quotes some of my favorites I have included below!!!!

"Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, love like you've never been hurt and live everyday like its your last."

"Har pal yahan jee bhar jiyo jo hai sama kal ho naa ho." -Arman, Kal Ho Naa Ho

"Oh gravity thy heartless bitch." -Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

"Verliebt, verlobt, verheiratet."

"You know in some ways you are far supierior to my Cocker Spaniel." -Davis, White Christmas

"Pentagon: funny building, four walls and a spare." -Potter, MASH

"Dressing like a nun is habit forming." -BJ, MASH

"Reality is the nightmare." -Sydney, MASH

"You are intoxicated, we should retire." -Leopold, Kate and Leopold

"Evil is live spelled backward." -Brody, Summer of Sam

"The more penises you have the higher your rank, isn't that just like men." -Hanks, The Da Vinci Code

"That is so Science Fiction!" "You live on a Spaceship dear." -Wash/Zoe, Firefly

"Ta ma duh." -Mal, Firefly

"I'm gonna show you a world without sin." -Mal, Serenity

"So no more runnin, I aim to misbehave." -Mal, Serenity

"To hell with this, I'm gonna LIVE." -Kaylee, Serenity

"Beautiful, now we got the food mouthing off about the farmer." -Josef, Moonlight

"Vampire solidarity, rah rah rah." -Josef, Moonlight

"I know you have morals and scruples, and thats fine (sort of)." -Josef, Moonlight

Some of my alter identities include, but are not limited to, Chandi, and plain Netele

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Miracle by silvanelf reviews
Josef couldn't let Sarah go...But when the love of his undead life opens her eyes for the first time in over fifty years and Josef isn't at her side, what will happen? Vampire politics, love, revenge and evil cliffhangers abound. Josef/Sarah & Mick/Beth.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Josef K.
Days of Wine and Roses by nightcap reviews
Time is what makes a human life precious. How does Mick adjust to hearing the minutes of his human existence tick away? Storyline begins just after Josh's funeral.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,274 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Mick S. J., Beth T.
I, Josef, Immortal by silvanelf reviews
An enemy from Josef's past returns, rekindling Josef's longest and most bitter feud as his memories from his life haunt and follow him through time. The story of Josef's life, from birth to present day. There is a modern day story woven into the history.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,049 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Josef K.
The Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship by silvanelf reviews
Unforeseen consequences from feeding on Beth in the desert bring the vampire PI and reporter together. Meanwhile, something is up in L.A. when body counts start to rise, and Mick gets a whiff of feral vampires...
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 158,665 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Two F's by Coraline Morgan reviews
SLASH fic. Mick & Josef. It's 1983 and Mick is having a rough night.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Some Women Like That by Laurelin the Pale reviews
Since Mick won't even discuss it, Beth seeks Josef's advice on the intimate details of vampire/human relationships and ends up with more than she bargained for. Beth/Josef and later Mick/Beth/Josef.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,989 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Bloodline by Orioncat reviews
A mysterious woman shows up in L.A. An old friend Josef's, but the key to Mick's destiny. What is this woman's significance? And why is an ancient society hunting her? How can Mick, Beth, and Josef help? Beth&Mick Josef&OC Promised fluff for Mick&Beth
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
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When One Door Closes, Another One Opens reviews
SLASH. Sequel to Love is an Irrisitable Desire. Contains mature themes of both homo and heterosexual nature. Will be a lot more lighthearted than LiaID.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,690 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Josef K., Mick S. J. - Complete
Vampire Hell reviews
The story of Josef's quest for life, but will he get more than he bargined for?... Angst, humor, friendship and love...everything that makes a story about vampires great!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,889 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Josef K., Beth T.
Grocery Shopping for Freshies reviews
Josef decides to have that 'talk' with Mick about his eating habits, who will come out the victor?
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
A New Day reviews
What if Edward wasn't there to save Bella that day in the parking lot? What would have happened? This is a story on an alternate future that could have been...EdwardXBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is an Irresistible Desire reviews
SLASH. Josef, Mick. Starts in 1953, Coraline's abandoned Mick and Josef's taken over. A series of episodes in their friendship/relationship that take place over the next 50 years.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,340 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
Together reviews
Companion piece to 'The Clubhouse.' The friends don't know that they share a connection to a person from all thier past... Mick, Beth and Josef, OC Adriana . Introducing new original characters.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,820 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Catherine reviews
ONE-SHOT. Mick and Josef go through some of Mick's old family photos...
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
Movie Night reviews
FOUR-SHOT. Mick/Beth and Josef watch historical dramas. What happens when the boys can't keep their mouths shut.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,642 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Cloaks reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef reminisces about the good old days and sweeps Mick and Beth along with him.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Josef K., Mick S. J. - Complete
Virgin Vampires reviews
ONE-SHOT. A Josef and Mick conversation about the loves af their lives.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
Josef the Burnt Marshmallow reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef and Mick get drunk and Mick accuses Josef of being a marshmallow...a burnt marshmallow.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Josef K., Mick S. J. - Complete
Back Taxes reviews
ONE-SHOT. Just in time for tax day...Josef and the IRS.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Josef K. - Complete
One More Time reviews
ONE-SHOT. A Mick/Josef conversation over Coraline.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
It Was All a Dream reviews
ONE-SHOT. Mick's POV. It was just an average day...or is it?
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mick S. J., Coraline D./Morgan V. - Complete
Vacation reviews
ONE-SHOT. Mick and Beth's honeymoon. The pair gets into a rather tight spot and Josef has to come save the day.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Dessert reviews
ONE-SHOT. Beth comforts Mick.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Beth T., Mick S. J. - Complete
7 11 reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef in 7-11. His worst nightmare...
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Josef K. - Complete
Tech Savvy reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef and Mick talk about progress and inventions.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
Josef & the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day reviews
ONE-SHOT. Just what it sounds like.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Josef K. - Complete
One Wild Ride reviews
ONE-SHOT. Mick, Beth, Josef, and his Ferrari.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Just Chillin reviews
ONE-SHOT. Josef and his freezer.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Josef K., Mick S. J. - Complete
Where Did He Learn To Do That? reviews
ONE-SHOT. A Mick Beth conversation
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
The Clubhouse reviews
This piece is taken from Mick's line. 'It's not like we have a clubhouse where we all hangout.' Here is my response to what if...Fluff & Heavy content material, violence, sex, language and adult situations. Semi-canon story with pairing Mick&Beth Josef&OC
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 89,782 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
And Then What Happened? reviews
ONE-SHOT. A Josef Mick conversation over Beth on B.C.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Mick S. J., Josef K. - Complete
Karma Sutra reviews
One-Shot. Mick, Beth and Josef stuck in an Indian Love temple!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Blood and Chocolate reviews
A Mick-Beth conversation. One-shot.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete