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Joined 12-04-07, id: 1437156, Profile Updated: 08-05-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hello !!

My name is Aundrea, And I enjoy writing more than anything.

Those who say twilight is THE best book series ever written Say I

I !!

I usually Only write for Twilight though, I am hoping to come out with one for Harry Potter soon, But I don't know if that is going to happen. I have lots of my own stories. And yeah. Humor is a must have in stories I think. Yeah.

And My favorite Characters in Twilight are Alice and Emmett. And But of course Renesmee and her Amazing Father EDWARD !!

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Endless Love by NightLife reviews
This is a bundle of ONESHOTS that i have written about our favourite couple Alice and Jasper. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 47,740 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper
A Moment with Mike Newton by Larry the Cucumber reviews
If Mike Newton had a diary, what would it look like? An unlikely yet comical situation involving one of our least favorite characters. Oneshot. K -T for language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Mike - Complete
Bite Me! by Mrs.EdwardMasenCullen reviews
A collection of cliche and very ooc moments with the Cullens. Relating to my very own life experiences, but better. Cullens-Vamps, Jacob and Pack-Wolves, Bella-Human, Frank-Squirell/Vampire/Fish, ALL NORMAL COUPLES! R&R Constuctive Criticism!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
Enough For Forever by Mrs.EdwardMasenCullen reviews
My own theory on what would really happen if Bella was the vampire and Edward was the human. Most of the couples will stay the same however the humans/vampires species may change. It will be much different than the other stories like it. Peace&Love
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Dreams of Eternity by blacklilac reviews
Jack is marooned once again, on another island, and the last person he expects to find there is Elizabeth. JE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
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Random Conversations reviews
Random Conversations... What more is there to say ? At the moment we have 41 Chapters Of Randomness and More to come... This story is Full of Silly Inuendo's Retarded Nickenames and Strange happenings...Who doesn't love a little Randomness?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 26,464 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007
The Domino Effect reviews
Alice has a set of gruesome visions. They keep apearing. She realizes that she must do something to stop it or a third of The United States will go up in flames. All from Alices POV "It's all apart of something bigger. I just don't know what." I stated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Alice
Black Christmas reviews
Ever wonder what Bella's Christmas Durring her Zombie stage was like? Well this how I think it happens. How does Charlie handle it ? This is one of my First Fan Fics, Read and Review ! I May eventually Do Edwards P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
List Of My Favorite Songs of the Series reviews
Here is a list of my favorite song's I like to listen to while reading. If you have any suggestions I will listen to them and See if I like em ! If there is any that you praticularly like Tell me through a reveiw
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007