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Joined 12-04-07, id: 1437301, Profile Updated: 08-01-11
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Ironman, and Doctor Who.

Hoots mon. I write things and try to write them well.

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Feeling Electric by ProfessorSpork reviews
She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,853 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Number One Fan by Neon Daisies reviews
She hadn’t meant for it to actually BECOME anything, but it's in the midst of trying to figure that out what to DO with the things she’s created that Pepper has what is potentially her worst idea ever: just about anything can be posted on the internet.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,836 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Falling Slowly by WhoMe-2 reviews
Temporarily separated from the TARDIS, the Doctor and Rose must adjust to living life on Earth while struggling with their feelings for each other, which are becoming much harder to ignore. Pre-Doomsday, and eventually AU after Doomsday. **1st in the Falling Slowly series**
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,944 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I've Forgotten the Punchline by TheShoelessOne reviews
The joke has to end sometime. Finale to the "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot" arc. John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by TheShoelessOne reviews
And when you add a Detective Inspector to the mix... Triquel to Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot. John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, DI Lestrade - Complete
The Joke is Better the Second Time by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4983 - Favs: 11,473 - Follows: 1,305 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Holiday by TBear6000 reviews
Modern AU. Tired of her stifling and restrictive existence, Elizabeth runs away for an adventure that will forever change her life. Pirates of the Caribbean meets Roman Holiday.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 193,534 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Elizabeth S., Will T.
Naruto's Father by Theteacher reviews
The Third steps in for Minato Namikaze when the Kyuubi attacks. One change leaves nothing the same. Follow Naruto unaware of the demon within him and guided down the dark path of the shinobi by his father's light. NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,004 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Centurion by Aromene reviews
What he does most, locked in this little cell of damp cold rock, is talk to Amy. He tells her all the things he always wanted to say. Everything he ever thought and hoped and dreamed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Film At Eleven by Random-Battlecry reviews
He knows he's different because he's not thinking of Rose. Quite a lark, this regeneration high, isn't it? Maybe he'll take up knitting this time. Scattered thoughts and a cracked head. Spoilers for The End Of Time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Dangerous Game by JillianCasey reviews
Beckett is jealous. Castle wants to play a game. This could be dangerous.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Cliche by N-AngelFire reviews
My life is screwed. First the reality TV style choice between two rich heartthrobs, then my accidentally, okay maybe purposefully kissing Sasuke, and now me hurting everyone I love. Hannah Montana makes living a double life look so easy. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,779 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Tenten
Harry Pottersama! Wtf? by Ichigo-baachan reviews
NarutoXHarryPotter crossover. Orochimaru joining forces with Voldemort? Naruto characters at Hogwarts? Harry Pottersama? Wtf happened? First fanfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,718 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/11/2006
Weighing the Mask by Mahakali reviews
When all humanity has already been banished, what is the prize to create the perfect being? AU NejiTen SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Flashback by bby adorkable reviews
ON HIATUS. During the 3 year gap, the genin who remained in Konoha after Naruto left encounter their own adventures and come across changes in their lives. Although it's a bit NejiTen centric, it follows the manga and its hinted pairings very loyally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,620 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Chance: The beginning by doorah reviews
Tenten is a servant at the Hyuga compound ever since she was young. There were many restrictions, including marrying the one that she loved. There is only one way to get what he and she wants, to escape. [Nejiten] shikaino kibahinanaru sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,238 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Hairy Secrets by Ishasuki Mitochi reviews
The two sanest members of Team Gai may not be that sane after all.... and they both have hairy secrets.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Behind a Mask by refused reviews
Hiatus. Tenten, now 18 years old and chuunin, takes her first step as ANBU. Never did she imagine that a certain blonde would be the new captain of her team. NaruTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,826 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Naruto U., Tenten
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
False Confessions, Secret Intentions by AquaSkye16 reviews
R&R. Tenten's life is topsy turvy, when Sasuke asks her out, Sakura and Neji become envious, Ino and Shikamaru are dating, Temari is envious, and Lee is downright happy because Sakura agreed to go out with him. NejiXTenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,443 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Most Dangerous Weapon by Ari and Mo reviews
The most dangerous weapon in Tenten’s arsenal is not a kunai. It is not a shurikun. It is not a special jutsu. It is her sex. prokunochi fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
A Thousand Languages by MadLori reviews
Rose thought she knew how it would be when it happened, but things are rarely as we imagine them. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Akatsuki Leader by Yami White Rain reviews
[crack. oneshot.] The Akatsuki leader is Tenten?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
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Resolve reviews
"I loved you, so I drew these tides of men into my hands and wrote my will across the sky in stars." Separated by the impossible, Rose knows that she will find her way back to him, and he to her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Beginners reviews
The new adventures of Rose and the Metacrisis Doctor, because we're all just beginners at love. "May you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world." Rating may go up to T in later chapters.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate
Nothing But The Best reviews
Short stories of our favorite couple, inspired by the songs of Frank Sinatra. More Pepperony than you can handle.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony
Settling For Second Best reviews
You know, there's something to be said about settling for second best. A short one-shot from Pepper's perspective.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The ExGirlfriends reviews
Feeling uninspired, Tenten leaves her old band and starts a new one. But as the band grows more successful, her personal life gets increasingly more difficult - no thanks to a certain long-haired childhood friend. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,194 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Tenten
Seven Years Gone reviews
Seven years ago, stricken by grief, Tenten fled Konoha and changed her name. Now, with a new life, she thinks she's safe. But when her past catches up with her, she may not be able to deal with who she once was. Spilt personalities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Tenten
Cure For The Common Hangover reviews
... or the time when Pepper got blackout drunk and Tony wasn't a complete ass.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Tan Lines reviews
Pepper laments her skin for burning easily and leaving an unwanted tan line, courtesy of Tony Stark
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
T For Vendetta reviews
Tenten has always come in second her whole life - always brushed aside & dismissed. So why should there be an exception when Sakura becomes Tsundae's apprentice? Well, Tenten is looking to change that... RE-TITLED & GOING THROUGH EDITS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Tenten
A Corner Of The Universe
Voldemort is gaining strength every day, Harry is desperate and more alone than ever. So what happens when someone who may be the key to everything shows him what it really means to be in a corner of the universe? HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,976 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P.
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