Chibi-Perv
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Joined 12-05-07, id: 1437464
Author has written 2 stories for Bleach, and Naruto.
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Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Sink or Swim by ChaliceOfBlood reviews
Sasuke is challenged by Kiba to a swimming competition. Only problem is...he has no clue how to swim. He resorts to attending a swimming school with a certain blonde, spiky-haired instructor. Naru/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,044 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Red Walkways by Sami065 reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,652 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected Position by EroCocoLocoXD reviews
The sequel to Uncomfortable Position, Iruka finally moves back to his old town, and gets an office job, turns out Kakashi is his boss now, is there a spark between the two? Is there a chance for them once more? Read and Find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,402 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
La Erotica by EroCocoLocoXD reviews
Sasuke notices a blond bartender at the bar he tends to go to, he suddenly realizes that this blond also goes to the same university as him, and what's worse he's starting to take a liking to this blond. To bad Naruto doesn't feel the same way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,238 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Nightwishing by Maurelle reviews
NaruSasu After an accidental meeting Naruto binds Sasuke to him and awakens a sleeping power within. This causes the two to come under the watch of the Council of Vampires. Will they be able to survive? Will they want to? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,738 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Girlfriend Will Not Be Finished by Brii-sama reviews
Please see profile for explanation and look for rewrite - coming soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,944 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You Are My Perfect Secretary by OhHowFluffyYouAre reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is the perfect secretary. He is able to handle anything and any boss. That is until he meets Director Uzumaki Naruto. NaruHarem and eventually NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,286 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scars Fade by Kanemoshi reviews
As a shinobi, Kakashi is bound by an oath to protect Konoha, but when he takes that oath too far and hurts the one person he wants most to protect, he discovers that even the kindest person can have a dark side Kakashi/Iruka Sequel to Underneath the Scars
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 122,846 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Afraid of the Dark by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,961 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Road to Somewhere by Lady Librarian reviews
What began as a child's story has now become an international bestseller. After 10 years of defending what really happened, Chihiro stops believing.Until she takes a road to somewhere and learns some things can't be forgotten. Book 1 - Kamikakushi Saga.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 312,130 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Office Space by Loid reviews
Version 2.0 begins now. GrimmIchi. AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,334 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Circle of Life by may10baby reviews
Life at the Zoo isn't half bad for Uzumakis Kyuubi and Naruto, if you didn't include those creepy ass Uchiha stalkers, a caretaker named Iruka suggesting that they get laid...did i mention those stalkers? ItaKyuu, SasuNaru, many more. full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All Tied Up NaruSasu by merraz2590 reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by fantasylover12001 reviews
ON HIATUS TILL 2010. See Profile for reason. SasuNaru, AU. Naruto Uzumaki lets his curiosity get the better of him and finds himself trapped in the spirit world, bound to serve a spirit by the name of Sasuke Uchiha. Full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,432 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tale Of A One Night Stand by Phooka reviews
Who would've known that one terribly cliche, over-used plotline, would lead Chiba Tsunemi and Taira Yoshiyuki down the road to finding eachother when they were both spiraling into nowhere. ChibaXTaira Slash Taira's POV
Beck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seduction by obsequiouslover reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a terrible student in school who has a special talent--he can seduce just about any male. When his newest male teacher demands perfection from everyone, what is he to do? Put that talent to use, of course! NaruSasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,489 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yakuza 101 by eftee reviews
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, a normal, ramen-loving, orange-obsessed teenager. Or at least, he would be normal if it wasn't for the fact that he's in the yakuza. Naruto!yakuza style. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,676 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
After Dark by Iemitsu-Sachi reviews
During training, Sasuke gets bitten by a catlike demon, and is slowly going through changes that are both beneficial and bothersome. And to make things worse, his new demon side is reacting "inappropriately" to his blond teammate. SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,694 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Insult to Injury by Kitesvara reviews
Sanzo and Goku are starting to see one another as more than guardian and fosterling. Dougan, Sanzo’s attendant, is becoming resentful of their developing friendship and determines to put an end to it. Yaoi. AU
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,252 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
The Hotel on Cherry Hill by Luffy'sNo.1Girl reviews
Two Uchihas, one Hyuuga, two Naras and one Scarecrow plus a hotel full of ukes equals ONE HELL OF A VACTION! Warnings:eventual lemons! OOCness! OC! KakaIru, Sasunaru, ItaKyuu, ShikaKiba, NejiGaa and OCxOC. ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,592 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,536 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Stained Lilies by Akiru chan reviews
SasuNaru-Vamp Fic- To Naruto Vampires were only Hollywood movie monsters. The last thing he ever expected was to wake up as one, let alone be thrown into a society and lifestyle that was so foreign to his own. And then, there was Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,698 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Matter Of Profit by ChanceXIII reviews
Modern AU Sanzo didn't really care what they thought or said, he was only doing this to get something out of it. They should know by now that the only matters he had any interest in were matters of profit. Warning: YAOI, LANGUAGE, SEXUAL SITUATIONS
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S.
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Teach Me to Live by Makeshift Harmony reviews
Kakashi's got a new mission, and Iruka's got a score to settle. Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,006 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Because I Love To Torture My Brother by Tinkering reviews
Itachi isn't the world's best brother. But Sasuke needs a little love in his life so Itachi gets him a pet. Usually this would be one of the nicest things he's ever done for his brother but when things start getting crazy and the fox isn't just a fox...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
NoiRouge by Mellos-In-My-Closet reviews
“You look dissatisfied, Sasuke-sama.” “In more ways than one, Naruto."..."On your knees."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Law & Order by Ruby Plushie reviews
Framed for a crime he didn't commit, Naruto Uzumaki is looking at twenty five to life for the murder of a rival gang memeber. Lucky for him though he's got the legal service of the Uchiha & Uchiha law firm on his side. SasuNaru. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday Booty by Pure and Innocent reviews
Fuu has a suprise for Mugen on his 21st birthday. Hmmm I wonder what it could be. hehehehe MUFU LEMON
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,454 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Underwater Kisses by CEO of Internal Affairs reviews
12. After the war, Duo slips up and hints at his love for Heero and is surprised at the reaction he gets from the object of his affections. A little QuatreTrowa too.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Why Konoha Nin should not get high! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Did You Know? by Sumai-chan reviews
Ichigo gets an unexpected gift from Grimmjow one night, but does this gift have a hidden meaning? Of course! Warning! MM relationship lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Blood of the Wolf by tampoposensei reviews
Blood can be many things, birth, death, life and strange jutsus. What is the connection between wolf blood, white hair and the fate of Konoha? How will Kakashi save everyone and his own soul? Action, sex, language. Yaoi. Kakairu. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
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The Fellatio Files reviews
A no good psychologist evaluates the mental state of Konoha ninjas, via journal entries. What he found was a village of sexually repressed ninjas who didn't give two flying cow patties about their jobs. Naru/Sasu, Shiki/Neji, Kaka/Iru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anyone You Can Do, I Can Do Better reviews
Competition between Grimmjow and Ichigo gone horribly wrong, or not. PWP, TWT, OOC, but no OCs or Mpreg whatever all those mean. 7,000 words of yaoi Fanfic written by tequila induced roommates. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete