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Joined 12-05-07, id: 1437540, Profile Updated: 02-06-11
Author has written 24 stories for Metal Gear, Evangelion, Ghost in the Shell, and Screenplays.

This is "Unannehmlichkeit," i.e.:

S. M. Patterson, Seaman, United States Navy

Currently in Monterey, California, getting paid by the Navy to learn a foreign language.

Off duty, I enjoy writing (of course), reading, video gaming, and sleeping (within reason).

While I enjoy anime and manga, and love to use them as bases for fiction, my true nerdiness is revealed in the world of music.

(If you don't believe me, ask me about the Daft Punk cosplay my twin and I do.)

Happy Reading!

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There and Thereabouts reviews
Shinji feels a bit...out of place. Repeatedly thrust into new and different realities along with the rest of NERV, can he find the key to break free? Will he want to? AU, Laughs, and Intrigue Throughout, some language. Please review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Shinji I.
Fired Up, Feels Good! reviews
The cure for unruly, unprofessional children at NERV? Military discipline! Shinji, Asuka, and Rei are sent away to the US for training, and hilarity ensues as they are torn from their old lives. Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Intervention: Nosin' Around in Section 9 reviews
NERV decides to intervene in the affairs of Public Security Section 9, due to suspicious activities as of late. Xover with G.I.T.S.: S.A.C. Language, Crude Humor, Violence, and Plot Twists. Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Misato K., Asuka L. S.
Rei the Fair reviews
When Rei is sent on an errand that would take her life, only the blessing of her late mother can help her come out alive. AU story of Rei from childhood into adulthood, based on an old Slavic folk tale. Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Rei A.
The Mayonnaise Projekt III: Memento Mori
The script for the third installment of the film project critics have called "Thought-provoking" and "Haunting" makes its way into the public eye after a three month respite following MPII. Please Review!
Screenplays - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Published: 10/4/2008
Steak Dinner, As Promised reviews
Misato promised the three Eva pilots a steak dinner, but they never got it, did they? Well, Misato finally saved up the cash to own up and give it to them. Chaos ensues, make no mistake of that! Suggestive themes galore, maybe OOC later on. Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Shinji I., Misato K.
Sea Chantey reviews
A NERV employee sitting in a bar one night is enlightened as to the true nature of Pilot Shinji Ikari...In the form of a Sea Chantey delivered from a rather odd fellow employee!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Il Trielo reviews
Who will reach the treasure first? Kusanagi, Togusa, or Gouda? They'll do anything and everything to find it, make no mistake! Bonus points if you can tell which classic movie inspired this fic. Hint: Ennio Morricone. Please Review!
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
Credo in Unum Deum reviews
If the Angels are the messengers of God, why does NERV fight them? Rei realizes this, and takes it upon herself to aid the Angels in their quest to punish humanity in any way she can.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Rei A. - Complete
The Good Doctors? reviews
Dr Akagi finds love...with Dr Hal Emmerich? Metal Gear Solid 4's big three have come to NERV, and everyone's getting their fair share of love, NERV style! Please reivew, I'm begging you!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Ritsuko A., Maya I. - Complete
The Sickness reviews
The Angels have been defeated, but a new threat emerges: a mysterious disease. Is this the will of God? Loosely based upon Poe's "The Sphinx." Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
The Organist reviews
Shinji decides to visit a Catholic church, and is taken in by the organ music. But, when he tries to take a private lesson with the organist after hours, something amazing happens. Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
The New Operative reviews
Takes place after Metal Gear Solid 4. Snake has presumably found his rest, but now a familiar face returns as foe. Can the most unlikely of heroes grow up in time to save the world? Please review!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Rei's Revenge reviews
Rei turns the tables on the people who called her a doll. She becomes a whole new person, and everyone, though a little surprised, is starting to like it. Heavy suggestive themes.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Rei A. - Complete
Anywhere I Roam reviews
Rei just doesn't feel like she belongs anywhere. However, thanks to a strange phenomenon she gets the chance to find somewhere she fits in. Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Rei A. - Complete
Battle of the Bands reviews
Shigeru forms a rock band with his NERV coworkers. Can they become good enough to win the competition against a mysterious band from Public Security Section 9? Please Review!
Crossover - Evangelion & Ghost in the Shell - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Shigeru A. - Complete
I Can't Forget reviews
Shinji rents a room with the mysterious old man, Gendou. When the young beauty Rei also moves in and Shinji hears noises coming from her room, he becomes suspicious. Inspired by Poe's "The Tell Tale Heart". AU, in that the characters start as strangers.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
I Have Returned reviews
Rei is Killed in Action, but nobody mourns her properly. She will get her revenge, no matter what. Based off of Poe's "Masque of the Red Death" Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Rei A., Gendo I. - Complete
Into the Water: Shinji's Journey reviews
Shinji is so close to telling Rei how he feels, but she is pulled away from him into the distant past. Shinji follows, but is he willing to do what it takes to get her back before it's too late? Shinji's POV. AU within AU, some OOC. Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Shigeru Aoba: Woman and Guitar Enthusiast reviews
Shigeru Aoba thinks about the many attractive women around him, at the same time integrating his love of guitars! Just a funny one-shot with some suggestive themes, Shigeru, you dog, you! Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Shigeru A., Maya I. - Complete
The Boy Who Cried Yuri reviews
Shinji witnesses Asuka and Rei in a compromising situation in the locker room at NERV, but no one believes him! Can he prove it? Stronger-side Shoujo Ai, AsukaxRei pairing. Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Asuka L. S., Rei A. - Complete
NERV Potluck Shoujo Ai: Aftermath and Battle! reviews
The shoujo ai continues between Asuka and Rei at the NERV Tuna Jamboree, and more couples start to hook up. But, after the party's over, can Rei and Asuka hold back desire long enough to defeat an Angel? Comedy and AR shoujo ai. Please Review!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Asuka L. S., Rei A. - Complete
Shoujo Ai at the NERV Potluck? reviews
NERV hosts an annual potlock dinner, and some serious shoujo ai occurs. AsukaxRei, some RitsukoxMaya, and lots of comedy mixed in. Please review, I need to know how to balance my comedy and shoujo ai in later stories!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Asuka L. S., Rei A. - Complete
Two: Beyond Language reviews
Rei is left alone after an explosion completely destroys Tokyo 3 except for her. Can she find companionship with a mysterious foreigner? very slight AU and OOC, AsukaRei shoujo ai. Please Review, let me know if the German is too confusing.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Asuka L. S., Rei A. - Complete