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Joined 12-05-07, id: 1438079, Profile Updated: 01-17-10
Author has written 4 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Name: You can call us Vari and Yuuki =D

Age: Below mid twenties

Gender: Female

Birthday: Two of 365 days


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Still here people...

Oh joy.

People say two head are better than one, but that would not fit in our condition. Theoretically we are two people, yet it actually doubles our laziness. You are forewarned that we will rarely create new stories. However, we do appreciate all your kind efforts to review when we do get our bums out of the trees.

Things you might want to know:

We usually work with oneshots, because "Bobby" knows we ain't the pro-est writers around. Also, ideas are hard to locate, especially when they dump their useless counterparts on your head and run away. Maybe one day we will work on a chapter story, maybe...

We have no sense of correcting grammar problems whatsoever. I (Vari) have issues with tense problems, sentence structures, and anything english has to offer. This is problematic at times when I finish a new one shot. I await for my editor desperately- that would be Yuuki's job- but editor prove to be useless. That is why I hired a second one! Getting a beta feels like a heavy responsibility. Because we are lazy (note above), we would feel terrible for having someone to edit bad work.

Last and not least, we want to make original and creative story ideas for readers to enjoy. That would explain the oneshots and possibly why every story is either angst or humor. Vari is told by Yuuki that she excelled in making funny stories no matter what genre she is aiming for. That would include horror- Yuuki thought draft one of Intake was funny- and romance- which is why Vari wrote none.

Now after so much jibberish and non-consistent pronoun usage, the both of us have finished ranting.


New Updates: =_= Slump... but luckily, I feel like continuing "Offense." Whether it updates or not depends on my mood, so don't expect too much.


A piece written by Vari. Posted here because it is too forceful to insert it as a fanfiction, stated by Yuuki and Second editor.

He is fading, crumb by crumb. The missing chunk from his forearm left him motionless. Time stops for no one, and that is the fate he is facing in his final awakening. It is pointless to gather back the parts he lost, or reclaim his bitter sweetness. An unforgiving hand snapped him mercilessly in half, from his core to his toes. It takes him by his neck, lowering him into a dangerous white substance. He is in anguish when the liquid runs over his whole, and his limbs dissolve despite his protest. It is last time we shall see this chocolate chip cookie.

(Bet no one saw that coming)

For the lack of things to say... I shall proceed with telling you some of my favourite quotes! -Yuuki

"Sheer desperation is a powerful motivator"

"The music of logic will never fail to tell the melody of truth" -spiral

"The closer you get to light, the darker your shadow becomes" -KH

and of course! I shall quote Hibari's infamous catchphrase

"Ore wa omae o kami korosu/I'll bite you to death."

(someone's got issues... -Vari)


Vari: Not long after, I discovered that I misspelled Yuuki's name.

Yuuki: Took you long enough.

Vari: To tell you the truth, I was too lazy to fix it.

Yuuki: Meh.


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A Companion of Sorts by KeatonGrin reviews
AU After feigning his death, Tsuna is forced to live as a pet to keep him off the street where he has no one he can turn to without the fear of being found. As the bonds of master and pet become something more Tsuna begins to wonder if fate exists. 1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 334,346 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/1/2008 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Flames and Family IV: Intended Path by madashes2ashes reviews
Sequel to Flames and Family III. Tsuna runs away from home in order to start a new life away from the Mafia. Tsuna-centric as always. Rated M for Blood, Violence, and other Adult themes.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 161 - Words: 2,225,275 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Situational Awareness by breadsticks reviews
One-shots. Eight Target: Signs and symptoms of delusional people: Please take heed, Tsuna.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Unexpected Visit by sigyn-chi reviews
There's a reason why a normal boss wouldn't give a 5 year old a special bazooka... because certain informations about the future may change the present. all27, mainly 1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,614 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
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Offense reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi had been reminded on a daily bases that Hibari Kyouya was not a man to offend...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari
Beloved Ones reviews
Tsuna held on to his box of Teddy Grahams dearly. Unfortunately, he and those cookies were not meant to be when a certain boy did the unspeakable. Young 1827. Humor involving a box of delicious joy.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Intake reviews
Tsuna won't let him go. He will do anything to be with him. Anything. 1827 Read warning inside before moving on
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Gift of a Lifetime reviews
An early Christmas present from Reborn, one that Tsuna will NEVER forget. Tiny bit 8YL1827.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2008 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
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