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Joined 12-06-07, id: 1438353, Profile Updated: 05-19-11
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

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I'm female

I love writing Fanfic mostly for Harry Potter

Favourite Parings

Harry/Ginny

Lily/James

Hermione/Ron

Remus/Tonks

Sirius/OC

Sirius/Hermione (Good ones only)

Am looking forward to the reviews u will write me when I write a story!!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

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One last thing:

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

These came from Mashes- The Slytherin Queens Profile.

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The Line Between Love, Hate and Womanly Pride by EllieBaby reviews
or: How To Perpetually Humiliate Yourself. "Ah, Loganberry, eager to see me, are we? I know that you fancy me, but sprinting across the platform at high speed to fall at my feet does seem a tad over the top." Revised Chapter Thirteen now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,994 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Relentless Pursuit by Writer-in-Disguise reviews
Sirius Black's good looks and unruly behavior make him the object of affection for many girls. The only catch is: he doesn't date. Is there any way other than relentless pursuit to get his attention? SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,275 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Time is of the Essence by RiverofWind reviews
What would happen if Harry and Ginny were accidentally sent to the time of the Marauders? Better yet, what would the reactions of the fueding James Potter and Lily Evans be? Will this permanently screw up the time stream?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,664 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sirius Black Must Die by PadfootLoverr reviews
Every girl who had dated Black hated him, every girl that hadn’t thought he was intelligent, funny and hot. How very wrong they were. A little like 'John Tucker Must Die' but with different pranks. Enjoy... x
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
Key to My Heart by MoodyMoony241 reviews
James Potter, of all people, is the key to Lily Evans' heart. The problem is, she doesn't know it. Will she be able to figure it out, or will she need help from one of our favorite Marauders? Rated T for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,894 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fading Memories by Ruffles and Feathers reviews
There's always a long and short version of every story. The short version of this story: James gets his period, Sirius is stalked by Hogwarts armour and Remus is annoyed. The long version: inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,224 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Stolen Glances by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Sirius found it extremely hard to control his eyes he was having an inner battle with himself to keep his eyes glued to his plate. Sirius longed to just stare at her, forever if he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
It Feels So Right by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
[]HermioneSirius[]. A cute bit off Christmas fluff. Set during in OoTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
It Can't Get Much Worse by Live Fast Die Never reviews
[Maybe she would be able to find a job… build up her life here, and then somehow get home. But presently she would just live on the streets… homeless, jobless, lifeless… But it would get better, she had her wand after all.] preDH HGSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,408 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
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A fall through time reviews
Sirius falls through the veil and ends up in 1977 where he becomes the DADA Professor. He finds that he doesn't like his younger self, but is surprised when he finds himself drawn to a 6th year student named Willow Briar. Full summary inside. SBXOC JXL AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,347 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Sirius Black: His Lily Evans reviews
What if death made a deal with Lily and James when they died? The deal: to get Sirius Black to fall in love. The problem, the girl Sirius loves is twelve years younger than him. Full Summary inside. SXOC JXL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,635 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sirius B., OC
The Marauders Era reviews
This story was originally bu bch1993, but I have adopted it. Hope you all like it, the first few chapters are the original ones and then mine will come in. JXL SXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Sam and Charlie: Together forever reviews
Sam and Charlie are dating but Sirius is not happy,he's reluctant to let go of his little girl and fights issue between them causing the family to drift apart,can Sam save her parents marriage and stay with Charlie while having a career? Let's hope so.CxO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Back to a changed future reviews
Sam's back and she's got a lot to catch up on.She has a brother,Harry has siblings, Tonks and Remus are about to get married and of course Voldermort still about.And what about Ginny's hot older brother?Where does he fit into all this? SXOC CXOC JXL TXR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,595 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Saving my future aka Getting my parents together reviews
Samantha Cameron Edwards is the daughter of the natourious Sirius Black.One problem, he's dead and he never knew her.So what happens when Sam travels back in time?Can she get her parents together, save her future and stop Voldermort?Let's hope so. SXOC JX
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Solving Problems reviews
Harry Evans has been raised not knowing who his father is, that is until he attends Hogwarts, where he meets Professor Potter, who look strangely like him. Is he his father? and why did he leave his mother in the first place? JXL SXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Ladies of the Marauders reviews
These are all one shots of the Marauders and their ladies. Please read and review. Rated T for safety. SiriusXOC JamesXLily RemusXTonks PeterXOC. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,811 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Undercover reviews
Andrea Fitzenburg is undercover as a student at Hogwarts to find out about DADA TeacherBacherlor Sirius Black. Can she stop her cover from being blown when Rita Skeeter is called in or will she blow it and loose her story and first love? SXOC JXL AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
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