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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Bones.

Heeey :)

I'm 'the punchline.' and I'm an aspiring writer from Australia. Aspiring, as in I aspire to be better and hope that maaaybe, some day something of my own might be published in the real world. But that's some day. As of this day, I take my writing seriously (especially fanfics published post 2009) and will graciously take on board any constructive criticism and comments. It is, after all, why I'm here.

My previous pen-name was krazie-livin, which I must admit I resent. That spelling is atrocious. Not sure what I was thinking.

I've just recently begun posting a Sirius/OC story, which will grow to be about 25 chapters of approximately 4000 words each. Exciting! :) It's my pride and joy on this site, with plenty of Marauder humour, friendship, romance and some adventure times as well :) I've been working on the story, The Willemina and all its Properties (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7458068/1/The_Willemina_and_all_its_Properties), for well over a year now and I'm so thrilled to be finally uploading it. I've been receiving wonderful support and encouragement so far, for which I am beyond grateful :) Do check it out and tell me what you think!

Also, a while ago I started editing/re-writing She'd Be Happy (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4334053/1/Shed_Be_Happy). It was all going fine and dandy until I got stuck on Chapter 12. I uploaded what I'd rewritten up until that point, because every time another person favourited it a part of me died inside knowing they could have read the better version, but basically I haven't touched it since. So, anything past Chapter 12 is, I will openly admit, of a lesser quality. (Though it is only 14 chapters long, so you should be right!)

Um, I enjoy reading - and consequently writing:

- Humour, tasteful

- Romance, nothing too fluffy. (Hypocritical, considering my own earlier fanfictions? Perhaps.)

- Adventure, mostly only if it's woven into a good romance though :)

- And basically any story that's well written. In saying that, I have a list of pet hates that I'm sorry to say will lower my tolerance of any fanfiction. It's mostly little things, like not putting commas or full stops at the end of dialogue, so "Hey there" as opposed to "Hey there." As I said, little things.

- Oh, and if a story is realistic (in the sense of human characters, emotions, appearances etc) then it makes it all the better. I can very rarely stand it when characters, such as - sorry for being unable to resist - Edward Cullen, are described as looking, or being "perfect". No one is perfect. The best characters are flawed.

Anyway, enough ranting, thanks for visiting my profile, feel free to message me because I am a friendly person! Byeee.


Please apply to all chapters of all stories written by me, the punchline:

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters or past plots present in the books/television shows I've written fanfictions based upon. No copyright infringement intended.

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The Mark of Q by leDaph reviews
Sixth year wasn't supposed to be anything out of the ordinary for Alex - well, 'ordinary' is relative when you have international spies for parents and a secret identity to maintain. But her days of thwarting the Marauders are up... they're fighting back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,443 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Reality Bites by bloodwrites reviews
Set in the current season, no spoilers. Sam and Jess split up, which naturally leads Jess to E-Z Bake Ovens, a re-evaluation of all she holds dear, and... Well, Nick.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
a drop in the ocean by le petit soleil reviews
everything about her is electric and intoxicating. —teddy/victoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
What's a Fugue Between Friends? by LittleMender reviews
How the sheep dip did she get into these situations? Jane whispered a snicker into her ear, and not only did she have the only possible answer to that question but a pounding urge to hit someone as well.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Magic Between Us by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Collection revolving around B&B. Every chapter a drabble between 100 and 300 words. Rated M for some chapters. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 34,573 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Lie to me by EmmaCorneliaHart reviews
'Dear Diary, today I became Sirius Black's girlfriend. Somehow.' When Sirius Black's reputation is in jeopardy, he decides to prove them all wrong by being in a 'stable' relationship with none other than social outcast Alexandra Chilcott. 'SB/OC'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,740 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Moving Day by sneetchstar reviews
Arthur moves Gwen to the castle.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
Books! And Cleverness! by NewSincerity reviews
"There are more important things — friendship and bravery and —" She always knew she had a duty to the trio. She just didn't know she had to literally choose between them to fulfill it. Please, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Stuck On You by thistooshallpass reviews
A bout of accidental wand-less magic puts Harry and Hermione in a rather awkward position that doesn't seem to want to go away. Not only are the boundaries of friendship to be tested but their patience and sanity as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,034 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
White Shirt by skyward.eyes reviews
I took one of his white shirts and wore it with my jeans from last night. He was taking a bath. Amidst the sound of running water and the absence of his voice, I left.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Danny W., Kono K. - Complete
Kahuna by theravenclawquill reviews
Elaborations of the season's episodes, with a concentration on Steve/Kono. "You see, Kono, when you put two people working in close quarters long enough, something will happen. It's only natural." Steve x Kono
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,571 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Steve M., Kono K. - Complete
Matryoshka by mixed.vinyl reviews
Half a year after their successful inception, Ariadne receives an offer of another job with the team, and just like the last time, she has no idea what she's getting into.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Time Twitch by AtticFan reviews
Who would've thought that using a time turner practically every day for a year would have consequences? Certainly not 13 year old Hermione Granger. Once she hits 7th year she finds out how wrong she was. Fairly AU. Read&Review if you please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
In Your Head by theravenclawquill reviews
Mary-Ann McGarrett is deadset against her brother being with Catherine - and absolutely certain that he belongs with someone like Kono. "I'm in your head..." Mary teased Steve in a sing song voice. Steve x Kono; brief Steve x Catherine
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Steve M., Kono K. - Complete
Roaring Pride and Hissing Prejudice by Denying Insanity reviews
A man who's too raw and a woman who's too stubborn. A bargain that goes sideways. A brand new start with all of yesterday's resentment, and a decision to fight against all odds to stay alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Behind Closed Doors by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape faces his worst fears in a series of 100 word drabbles. Riddickulus, you say? Some of it is. lol.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Severus S.
Candlelit by Dairire reviews
"You seem to shine with a light of your own and as the candlelight spills distorted halos around the crown of your head I'm more convinced than ever that you're a figment of my imagination."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
TOW The Central Perk Receipt by theravenclawquill reviews
Being forced to attend a simple company retreat together results in way more than either Rachel or Chandler bargained for. Undiscovered feelings, new discoveries... what else? Randler. CxR
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,176 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Chandler B., Rachel G. - Complete
Access Granted by Elorapid reviews
A series of "firsts" for Pepper and Tony. Movieverse. Pepperony, eventually. Please note rating change. Complete.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,513 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Temperance Normal by adangeli reviews
While Bones is away Booth makes some observations about her, about himself and about the two of them together. When she returns she reveals information Booth didn't expect and, more importantly, reveals parts of herself he never thought he'd see.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [S. Booth, T. Brennan] OC - Complete
We Stood Like Statues by anthropologist reviews
Jane always did have a hard time keeping promises. But just because Lisbon had expected him to let her down, didn't make it any easier.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Watch The Orange Glow by yaba reviews
There are certain truths that are set in stone: Red John is a vicious murderer, Jane is hellbent on killing him, and Lisbon, well, she's Jane's shield and sword. And there's really nothing she can do about that now. Set during 1.23. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Archery Lessons by SilentMuse.x reviews
ONE-SHOT Arthur wants Guinevere to be able to protect herself without putting herself in the battle arena. Written for the Spring Fling @ camelot love.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
The Definition of Normal by CupcakeBean reviews
It had been there for so long, had become so normal, that she had never recognized it. B&B oneshot.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Snowmageddon by forensicsfan reviews
A blizzard hits DC and Booth just can't resist trudging through it to check on his partner with interesting results.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Permanance by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
Blaise has four tattoos and Hermione can't get to sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
We Became Us by Imagination-Parade reviews
After solving the murder of an old classmate, Booth and Brennan attend her high school reunion; inspired by some of Hart & Stephen's recent Twitter messages but not very spoiler-y; B&B pairing
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/17/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Flaw in the Logic by GCatsPjs reviews
Fluff fic, B/B, Friendly banter... we'll see where it goes from there.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 87,398 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Chance to Finally Shine by CupcakeBean reviews
But in that moment, he couldn’t seem to think of anything other than the woman in front of him and how badly he wanted to kiss her." My tag for "A Night at the Bones Museum." *Spoilers for the episode*
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The First Time by CupcakeBean reviews
The first time they make love, there is uncertainty.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Of Cats and Tricks and Twin Weasley Wheezes by pyxislynx reviews
Fred/Hermione. A joke shop trick gone quite disastrous. At least, for the twins, Harry, and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon a Disney by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco/Hermione drabbles based off of Disney quotes. DM/HG with some BZ/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 19,617 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Paper Cranes & Thai Chicken by waterbaby134 reviews
Spending a little time with Jane makes Lisbon realize some things she'd rather not admit to. Drabble. One-shot. Jisbon of course.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
RockABye Bonesy by forensicsfan reviews
When Bones decides she wants a baby, she finds Booth to be the most logical and rational choice. Of course Booth may not see things quite the same way. How does our favorite forensic anthropologist help her partner to change his mind, or does she?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Fit of Gallantry by The Duckster reviews
Missing Moment Ron Hermione.Ron can't stop staying the word 'naked' and undressing in the same room together for the first time is awkward. Ron figures out what a bra is and peeks inappropriately annd they bicker about couch cushions and chivalry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfortunately by evizyt reviews
“SHUT THE HELL UP, ASSHOLE!” Because, after seven years, I was a little bit tired. Unfortunately, I shouted this at James Potter in the middle of class. Unfortunately--I seem to use that word a lot in reference to aforementioned archenemy--we had a chat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Spell Gone Awry by bookworm708 reviews
Hermione and Draco inadvertently create a potion that switches their positions in life at Hogwarts. Will the two enemies ever be able to band together and find a way to return to their normal lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,209 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Whispers by ranDUMM reviews
A not so good day for Hermione. Warning, a very angry Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
What's In A Name? by evergreeneyes reviews
Hermione tries to come to terms with her new surname... A Draco/Hermione one-shot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Annoyance in the Court by pencil gal reviews
When Hermione needs to find a lawyer for her house elf trial, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy. How is she meant to put a winning case together when all he does is annoy her all the time? Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unrivaled by The Kat1 reviews
James has never lost. Ever. Lily will do anything to be the best. Obviously there's some animosity. But when things get complicated, the rivalry is upgraded from taunting to pure hatred. Of course, there's a thin line between love and hate. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,876 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Slice of Time by deeh reviews
“Why this, Granger?" He yelled, "Why now? Is the verge of death a convenient time for you?" DHr One-shot. DH/Epilogue Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Routine by Inell13 reviews
There's a change in routine
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Transfiguration Blues by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
ChallengeFic. Blaise asks Hermione to tutor him. What happens when Hermione ends up learning something herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Nice Girls by cosmopolitan reviews
HHr: they say that “nice guys always finish last,” but what ever happens to the nice girls of the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Hate You, I Love You by Imagination-Parade reviews
An alternate ending to Booth’s funeral scene in “The Pain in the Heart,” along with Brennan's thoughts during the ceremony
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/3/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Being Assertive by WeasleyForMe reviews
Could Hermione be the demanding, bossy, assertive woman of George's dreams? Or is she sending him the wrong signals? Hermione/George!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Regarding Smiles by KillRomantic reviews
In which Blaise Zabini elaborates why a smile is a girl’s best feature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Mascara by FallenMystery reviews
Katie has a problem. You see, mascara stains white shirts. Oh, and she’s head over heels in love with her best friend, but focus on the real problem here, won’t you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
This and Here by emote rellish reviews
At twenty-seven, Draco still thinks it's okay to make poop jokes. And Hermione still can't get over that. "He should’ve known it was made-up. Not just the Iwannaleia Nunnery of Hawaii. All of it. Everything from the nunnery to the European brothels."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,615 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Hill by Jack of the North reviews
Hermione can't deal with George marrying someone else and George finally realises it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Twelve Steps by luckei1 reviews
Hermione receives a card for an appointment she didn't make. When she goes, she gets a rather large shock.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,647 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Comfort Food by Lady Bracknell reviews
Tonks is curled up on Remus' lap, and one innocent question leads to something more revealling. Outtake from Over The Moon, but can be read alone. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Kel & Dom: 50 Themes by Emmegan reviews
A collection of shorts chronicling the relationship of our beloved Kel and Dom. There are actually 53 themes, because I went overboard... Enjoy!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mental, Emotional, and Physical State of R Lupin by Elorapid reviews
Remus has a late-night visitor by the name of Nymphadora Tonks. A bit of fluffy TonksRemus interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks
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The Willemina and all its Properties reviews
"You're a liar," said Sirius with a smirk, his eyes alight with the revelation. "That kiss did redirect the Nereus Ville! You fancy me, don't you?" Staring shamefully down at her hands, Charlie grumbled, "Only sometimes."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,194 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Nightmares and Exhaustion reviews
Hermione is consumed with grief after an unexpected nightmare. She apparates to her best friend's flat, but even Harry knows he's never been too great at comforting her... Perhaps his exhaustion will make things different. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Ebony & Ivory reviews
Head of the Department of Aurors Sir Edoardo Carell assigns one Draco Malfoy to discreetly eliminate a former Ministry employee for treachery and conspiracy. Name? Hermione Jane Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dreaming of Revelry reviews
He tugged his bowtie loose and exhaled a ragged breath, expelling a stream of silver smoke that surrounded him with the kind of comfort offered by Satan.' Late one night, Draco mourns his loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
A Few Hours Past the Middle of the Night reviews
So what if it was a few hours past the middle of the night? Seeley Booth wanted a shower.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Step One Admitting You Have a Problem reviews
“Well Mr. Malfoy,” she says. “It has been a while. To what do I owe this pleasure?” “Er – yes,” I reply dumbly. “Um, well… There is something WRONG with me.” - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Midnight Complaint reviews
It was infuriating at times, that she depended on him to get her full eight hours of sleep. But in moments like these, when he was all she could be aware of, she knew she wouldn't have it any other way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Epilogue: Routine reviews
The exchange between Hermione and her boyfriend had become a routine. That exchange – and everything it meant – was, no doubt, the reason she woke up every morning. EPILOGUE TO BREAKING STIGMAS BUT CAN BE READ ON ITS OWN. - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
One Question reviews
I guess by writing this letter to you, I’m just trying to clear some mental space. // a bit of bad language. - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Stigmas reviews
That stupid Slytherin with his stupidly smug smirk could take that stupid book and just shove it up his stupid Slytherin - 'Hermione, you're muttering again.' - Muchos thanks to mae513 for the title! Seperate epilogue, - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved reviews
A new range of emotions hit him. He felt as if he'd fallen short. Like he wasn't enough for her. Maybe it was true. Actually, it probably was. Why would she consider leaving if she felt even an inkling of what he felt for her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/2/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
She'd Be Happy reviews
He kept telling himself it was a disaster. She was the best friend of both his youngest siblings. They'd barely spoken two sentences to each other before he and Fred had returned to school that year. And yet... Currently re-writing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - George W., Hermione G.
The Result Of Purple Tennis Balls reviews
I forgive your blessed soul for desperately pulling my muscled, clearly defined, mucho sexy body into the water with you so that you could ravish me with your feminine-ness so as to satisfy your sexual needs.' - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete