Poll: Ok. You are a pirate. Suddenly Gold Roger the Pirate King dies: He says his last words that gives you the chills, and makes you want to be the next pirate king. But what did he say? YOU CHOSE! Vote Now!
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
To me fans: So. I have been reading my previous updates. Man I need to re-read all my stuff and make sure they make sense. Thanks to fanfiction.net, my writing has gotten better, so now that I look my old posts on livejournal, I realize I did a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes. Also it has been over 4 years since I made an update of any sort. Sorry about that. So what has happened? I recovered, mostly, from my sister's passing. Sadly, on 4/27/12, my grandfather passed away. Thankfully, my sister's death has prepared me for this kind of thing. It doesn't hurt as much as my sis's passing but it still hurts. On other news. I got a Barnes & Noble Nook thanks to babysitting. Its mine, and I bought it with my own money. Yay. So I have been mostly adding books to it. I got it around July 2011, which is why I haven't been writing as much. Speaking of writing. I am thinking of taking down my Harry Potter reads story down. I know that I may never get any more chapters done (chapter 3 isn't even half away done). So I am thinking about it. Good news though, if you are a Star Trek and Yaoi fan! I wrote a Spirk/Kock/Spork/whatever story! And I finished it! Its based on a story called Big by runicclover. I been mostly editing it so it sounds more like me and less like I copied and pasted it. (which I kind of did, but I am still editing it! Soon it will be all my own - except for the plot but ya) I asked for runicclover's permission to post it here on fanfiction.net and on my livejournal account. I give her two weeks before I post it on my own. Hopefully by then, it will sound more like a story that sounds vaguely like Big and not a story that is just like big and 'hey, you stole this story from runicclover and just put in star trek characters!' I am trying not to do that. After I'm done with the Spirk story, I am going to write two more oneshots. But they will be a surprise, mostly because I don't want anyone stealing my ideas. Love from kamiam.
Name: You may call me Ruby or Kamiam.
Age: If you can guess it!
Location: Ok, I asked directions...but now it looks like I am at the Starfleet Academy...HOW DID I GET TO CALIFORNIA?!
Job: Reader, Reviewer, Critic, Video Gamer, Pokemon Trainer, Superman Fan, and of course, SANJI FAN!
Favorite Shows/Books: (in Order) One Piece, Doctor Who, Psych, Star Trek: TOS , Hi My Sweetheart, Keroro Gunsou, Hana Kimi/HK Taiwan, Harry Potter Series, Naruto, Hana Yori Dango, Atashinchi no Danshi, Charmed, Law and Order: SVU, Reba
Interesting Fact: T'hy'la means friend, brother, and lover in English. Its Vulcan for soul mate.
My Hero: Spock - a tall, dark, and mysterious guy that has conflicts about fitting in anywhere. Plus he is a half human, half alien being that prides himself on logic. If I didn't think Spock belonged to Jim, I would jump him so fast.
My word of the Day/Week: Genderblender, Ogallala, GayLord (a county in Minnesota-I know right?)
True Fact: It has been proven that Milk will help you when you have had something way to spicy (i.e: Eat the hottest pepper alive-drink milk-the heat will go away!)
My Partner/Sub-Conscious/Muse: Kyūbi no Kitsune
My Senpai's (My Writer Heroes): Stalker of Stories, Sofi Bleuphyre, Emma Iveli, Sho-A0YCupid, and...Sabaku no Koneko!! These People have inspired my things in my life(writing), and made me think. Cupid-san knows about Kyūbi the best and Koneko-senpai helped me find Kyūbi. Sofi-senpai is the one the has the best One Piece stories out there (non-slash anyway) and Emma-senpai's stories on One Piece is funny and is good! SOS-senpai's stories inspired me to write my new story, so thank him (her?) for all this! SOS helped me fall in love with the pairing of Mori/Harry. Read her(him?) stories, she is like sooooo awesome!
ALLL HAIL TO JIRAIYA! EVEN THOUGH HE IS DEAD, HE SHOULD STILL BE RESPECTED! a moment of silence. Please. (sob)
EVERYONE! A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR ACE! THE GREATEST FIRE-"BENDER" THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN! (SOB-CRY)
My Favorite Quotes:
"W-wow! I can't believe it! So many people support this story! Do you realize what this means?! ...you're all perverts." -Rae-chan33, author of Ame ni Shichigatsu
-“What, are you part of his crew?” “No.” There was a long silence. “Then just who the hell are you?!” He demanded. “God.” -Zoro and Randy from My Cliche by Rosoku
-"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure" -Albus Dumbledore
-"Sasuke gave him a disgusted look and stuffed his lunchbox in his pack. 'This is the stupidest conversation I've ever had with you.' 'No way, the stupidest one was about Kakashi-sensei's mask and how he eats through it.'" -Sasuke and Naruto...I think. Maybe Sakura?
-Are you 'that' gay guy?' asked Sanji. 'YOU WANT ME TO CUT YOU?!' yelled Zoro. 'He's Zoro' said Luffy 'Yes he is.' added Usopp." -One Piece Movie 8, after Mr. 2 Bon Clay came.
-You take the ugly one! No you take the ugly one! Which one is the ugly one?! -Teenage Mutant Ninja Trutles 2
-"No, no, Its Achmed." "That's what I said." No, you said Achmed. Its Achmed. Chchchch."..."How do you spell it?" "What?" "How do you spell your name?" "Oh, lets see...A...C...Flem..." Laughter. "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" -Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist
-"I was watching this during class and I broke down in hysterical giggles! Then the teacher asked me what was wrong and he decided he wanted to see this clip, His first reaction was a smirk and saying 'That Asuma has a fine ass! He can shake it for me anytime!' That was just to much for me! This is now on my favorites list And I will love it forever!! XD"-AstraAngelWings
-"Screw the games! I have money!...Screw the money! I have rules! Oh wait... Screw the french! I have money!...Screw the weapons! I have money!...Screw the commoners! I have money!...Screw the rules! I have money!" -Myiuu's Sister's Friend Who Crossplayed Tamaki
-"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away." -Hitch from Hitch
You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Please note I also got (dated March 1, 2009):
You are an Innocent Uke!
Stories/Videos I think you people HAVE TO READ/SEE!:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3709165/1/Object_of_Lust ( Good read!)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3742511/1/Harry_and_Snape_go_to_Pen_Island (Get it? KYAAAAA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cOVxkpx5PQ (The Asuma quote is from here)
Sites I usually am on:
Immortal Series, Twilight Series, Harry Potter Series, Golden Compass Series, Old Magic, The Host, The Cloudmages Series.
Favorite Pairs:(SemeUke, SemexUke) Those in Bold Are Fav, Those in Italics are semi Fav, Non-Italics/Bold are just Favs.
Star Trek (2009 & TOS): SpockxKirk, BonesxKirk, BonesxKirkxSpock, SuluxChekov, ScottyxUhura, BonesxChapel
Psych: LassiterShawn, ShawnLassiter, ShawnJuliet, GusJuliet.
Naruto: SasuNaru, KakashixIruka, GaaraxLee (see Object of Lust), GaaraNaru, ShikaNaru, NaruShika, ShikaIno, ShikaTem, NejiTen, GaaraNeji, KibaShino, ShinoKiba, KibaHina, NaruHina, JaiTsu, SaiNaru, SaiSakura.
One Piece: ZoLu, ShanksxLuffy, ZoSan, LuUso, LuChopper.
Ouran High School Host Club:TamakixHaruhi, HikaruxKaoru, KyouyaxTamaki, MorixHunny, HunnyxMori.
Harry Potter: SnapexHarry, MalfoyxHarry, HarryxGinny, RonxHermione, SiriusxRemus, RemusxSirius, RemusxTonks, MorixHarry.
Least Favorite Pairs: Any Bold means I hate it!!
Star Trek (2009 & TOS): SpockxUhura, Yuri, SpockxChapel
Psych: Unknown, Yuri.
Naruto: SasuSakura, GaaraxAnyGirl, SakuraxAnyGuyotherthanSai, NaruSasu, Yuri, SasuHina, NaruSakura.
One Piece: Any Straight Pairing really (though I am starting to like RobinxFranky), Yuri.
Ouran High School Host Club:Yuri, TamakixAnyoneotherthanHaruhi/Kyouya.
Harry Potter: VoldemortxHarry, Yuri, HermionexAnyGuyotherThanRon.
I live in America, know some Spanish, and I am learning some Japanese (I WILL KNOW ALL OF IT!). So if you speak way too much of Spanish or Japanese or any other Language, you will not have any answer from me. Anything else other than English goes though one ear and out the other.
Stories I WILL write /or have started writing:
If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X
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Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreen's to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hot dogs in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures"