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Kayla Noelle, here! Basically, I have been on this site for awhile, I love reading all the twilight stories. Although, I have been very intimidated to try my own fanfic. So now that I am posting one, please review and tell me if I should just give up now!


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Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Worth the Burn by My-Bella reviews
A night of Halloween trickery & secrets leads to some unexpected treats for Bella. Will this night of debauchery be a one time occurrence? Or will Bella & Edward risk the burn and attempt a relationship? Rated "M" for mature language & situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 716,479 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8122 - Favs: 8,158 - Follows: 8,390 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5348 - Favs: 6,835 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10018 - Favs: 7,419 - Follows: 6,113 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
begrudged by wtvoc reviews
AU. forget everything they told you about true love. sometimes, everything they tell you is a well-intentioned lie. by WTVOC and JANDCO.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Year Two of Forever by My-Bella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Memory Remains by heartsandroses reviews
They could call me a murderer and they could call her a whore, but in the end I was Edward and she was Bella. No rumors were going to change that. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,681 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The New Year's List by E.C. Cullen reviews
BxAxR come up with a list of things to do before 2008 ends. Bella is in for a wild ride with her two best friends and Edward just happens to be there every step of the way. Crude/sexual humor, all human. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
Because You Are Loved by E.C. Cullen reviews
A story about overcoming all the bumps. A baby, college, vampiric powers, and love. How will Bella handle all the new pressures? How will Edward learn to let her handle them? And will they finally accept that they are each other's everything? ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008
A Second Chance for Love by Narnialover reviews
Edward leaves, Bella is heart broken. Victoria comes back and changes Bella. It's been 100 years later. Bella has a new family and friends and is happy with her life. What will happen when Edward finds her again and prophesies are revealed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,884 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11614 - Favs: 8,493 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
One Year in Heaven's Hell by hellopants reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Man by My-Bella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Esme The Eternal Mother by My-Bella reviews
A Mother's Day poem for our favorite mother...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Esme - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5251 - Favs: 4,699 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5454 - Favs: 7,843 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8199 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas by wtvoc reviews
Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as theypresent to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated Mfor gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,762 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Primal Desires by Velvet Blood Roses reviews
What if Edward let go of his inhibitions? What if Edward was more sultry, and by God what if Bella responded! Co-authored by "My-Bella".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,588 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Naughty and Nice by acirelemagne reviews
What happens when a pixie-elf and a redhead share a dressing room at Christmastime? Do you want to know? Alice/Nessie, AU AH, OOC, written by Lipsmacked and Acireamos for the "A Very Cullen Christmas" Collaboration Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 566 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Can you save me by Goo82 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Edward was recently crushed by the love of his life. What happens when his brother and friends throw a party and a tipsy Bella walks into his room while he is sulking. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by My-Bella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Heat by three.hills reviews
Bella is going to spend the day in La Push...this will become very lemontastic. Pairings: Bella/Edward and Bella/Jacob. Warning: Not for Jacob Haters or for people who think Edward can do no wrong. Not as fluffy as my usual stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Jacob
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5106 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Solar Flare by EdwardRoxMySox reviews
Picks up after Eclipse when Edward and Bella leave the meadow to tell Charlie. The wedding, the 'compromise,' Bella's change, and an unpredictable twist... dont worry u'll luv it, First fanfic! R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,526 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Edward, Bella
James and Bella by three.hills reviews
Bella and James in the ballet studio, with lemons? Edward's reaction? Warning: this is a very intense fic. There is some violence and it is a bit dark. Review if you like! I am always like to hear from fellow James lovers! Updated due to popular demand!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Bella, James
Cullen Love by three.hills reviews
Carlisle and Esme are away, and Edward and his brothers leave to hunt. Alice and Rosalie teach Bella about the true nature of Cullen love. Future chapters with additional Cullen family members. LEMON Warning. Girls loving girls...very free love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Bella
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
SelfConclusion by Goo82 reviews
When tragedy strikes, Bella makes a decision that could end her life. Will Edward be able to save her from herself or will they destroy each other in the end? -Complete summary inside. Rated M for lemons and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,731 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Shaken and Stirred by ambiboo424 reviews
AU. OOC. All Human. Edward Cullen is living his life in Seattle when his best friend from high school shows up with a new look and attitude and decides to shake things up. For once in his life Edward is no longer in control and there is nothing he can do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,714 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Morgue by hellopants reviews
A funny no longer one-shot I came up with sitting in a hospital waiting room. Those crazy Cullen's are at it again! VAMPIRES! It's being continued thanks to bribes from My-Bella and E. C. Cullen. The new stuff is what happens when Edward gets home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Tracker by three.hills reviews
This is a James/OC Oneshot. Overwhelmed at the scent of her blood, he knew he had to have her. Warning: James Lemons! Another somewhat intense fic, very graphic. Reviews and requests are always considered/appreciated! Team James FTW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/31/2008 - James - Complete
That Ain't My Truck by Charming101 reviews
Song-fic/One-shot. Bella has decided that she will call either Jacob or Edward and profess her love, but who will she choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Royal Treaty by Apple Slushie reviews
Set in Knights in Shining Armour with Castles Era. Clearer Summary inside. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,085 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
A Consummation Devoutly to Be Wished by Bratanimus reviews
Post-Eclipse. "We were working up to this. It was still too much for me; the venom would drop like mother’s milk and I’d have to pull away, away from her. And our wedding was only a week from now." ECBS one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Dawning Light by FairyVampire reviews
Edward, ALice and Emmett are vampires who just moved to Forks, while Bella, Rosalie and Jasper are human and have lived there all their life. what happens when the six meet and start to fall in love? AxJ BxE RxEm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,410 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Stupid, Shiny Cullen Cars by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Size DOES Matter by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
It's just any other day at the Cullens... until the boys decide to have a small argument. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
My Black Blood Flows by Janie JuneBug reviews
Edwar... I opened my eyes and saw everything from a new angle. A vampire's angle. Rated T for cursing, violence, and some adult themes & situations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,740 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006
Misplaced Memories by hellopants reviews
This is an add on one-shot to The Curse of the Smiley. Jasper has misplaced a very important memory about Bella. all human. only rated M for language and because Smiley is!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Is it possible? by nothingleft reviews
It is possible to love two people at once? My thoughts and theories on how this is possible. I try to explain how Edward, Jake, and Bella can find themselves in such a painful triangle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Nobody's Perfect by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
All you did was kiss her, right? I asked. He didn't answer. The perfect Edward Cullen cheated on me and no matter how much he begged I wasn't going back to him. Never Say Never Bella! She learns no one is as perfect as they seem.- Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,114 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Quick Decisions by Ranma15177 reviews
With a wedding on the horizon Bella and Edward share a moment of stress relief. Edward gets hope for the future and Bella feels more comfortable with her decisions. PWP. This is a lemon. It is EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Bella Gets Bitten By A Leech! by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
Bella Goes on a hike with Jake, but then they get some unexpected visitors Vamps, Wolves, and one gross, disgusting leech!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2007
A Story Beneath a Story reviews
Stories of the past have brought Bella here, and perhaps a future despite a horrible loss. Summary is awful, first fanfic, please give it a chance! All human, rated M for future chapters. BxE, BxEm, & others...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008