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Joined 12-06-07, id: 1438731, Profile Updated: 07-30-11
Author has written 15 stories for Harvest Moon, Kingdom Hearts, Yu Yu Hakusho, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

Bonjour~ I'm Carmen~

I'm a huge Harvest Moon, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Axis Powers Hetalia geek. And I've written and am writing stories for all three~

Actions and Reactions

It's over. ;_; Cry. The only fan fic I ever finished. -cough- I have this problem with momentum you see... Anyhoo. Hope y'all enjoyed it, dearies. Added two chapters.

Causes and Effects

A sequel to Actions and Reactions. On the fence about posting it, though.

Blame it on the Alcohol

My favorite thing I've written, to be honest. APH and awesome.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Yes, I'm Native American. *looks like whitest person in the world*)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (As a friend of mine said, 'Virgin in body, whore in mind' >->)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a punk so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Baby got back~)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I am a SINGER, so I must be a stuck-up diva

I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be a rich snobby bitch.

l go to a PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I must be going no-where.

If you agree that stereotypes are moronic, copy/paste this into your profile and bold those that apply to you. You'll be surprised how many you end up bolding.

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Porcelain Doll by RiskyRosie reviews
She's just damned so cute, and little. Like the little porcelain dolls my mother used to give to my sister. - Finished.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Clare E., Sav B.
Make Me Smile by yunakitty reviews
ChelseaxVaughn. Island of Happiness for DS. Chelsea gets a crush on the rough cowboy, and he begins to want her as well. Lime content from Chapter 7 on, Lemon from Chapter 10 on.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,485 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
Unlove You by AppleJackie reviews
Keiko is pregnant with twin boys but she has a fight with Yusuke and runs away. Five years later there is a demon tournament and she starts to meet old friends again and Yusuke wants her back but she it already with someone else. Yusuke/Keiko
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Keiko Y., Yusuke U.
Moonlit Shadows by CastInMoonlight reviews
When Annika Taylor takes over her deceased mother's farm, all seems well until something beyond her control begins to stir... Rated M for minor pervasive language, possibly disturbing violence, and some sensuality. Based on HMDS:Cute.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008
Love Me Or Hate Me by SunshineGirlx3 reviews
**PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED**
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,915 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Til the End of Time by LeeLee-san reviews
Paris, 1900. A broken man finds the strength to do what he promised to do. “…a story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever.” LeonxCloud in the Moulin Rouge!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
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A Year To Look Forward To reviews
Modern, no Titan, college AU where Levi is a third year Business Major and his new roommate, Petra, is a first year Theater Major. [Levi/Petra]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Levi, Petra R.] - Complete
World of the Walking Dead reviews
A terrifying new phenomenon is sweeping the nations, how will each fare against zombies? Warning: Graphic descriptions, but funny ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Australia, France
Little Red Maple Leaf reviews
Kinky! Canada/Reader Almost 'Little Red Riding Hood' to an extent, hence the name. BDSM-y goodness now posted!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Canada - Complete
Moulin Rouge reviews
Where the nations go to relieve some stress ;D From Chapter 4 on, mostly smut with different pairings! First one: Germany/Reader/Prussia Smutty goodness- posted! America/OC smutty goodness posted now too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Captain America reviews
Mild spoilers if you don't know the time period for Captain America. Germany/Reader with hints of America/Reader. Lemon, as well!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Germany, America - Complete
Blame it on the Alcohol reviews
A bunch of one-shot/song-fics starring your favorite APH characters centered around the woes and joys of alcohol. T for Alcohol.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Monaco, America - Complete
Strike That reviews
Franada for the sake of the cracktastic plot. Implied sexual situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
Ripple Effect reviews
You take one action and your whole life's affected. OCs- Panama and London.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - America, England/Britain
Read To Me reviews
Spell out love. In Lucy's words, "C-L-I-F-F" in that exact order. Lucy OC /Cliff and Grary.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Cliff, Claire
Causes and Effects
Sequel to Actions and Reactions. The next generation. A young girl finds the place that her parents tried to keep from her. HM:IoH- Next Generation.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Published: 2/10/2011
Actions and Reactions reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen, none of it was. But the fact was it did, and she wasn't sure what she was going to do about it. 'Jen' as Chelsea. Pairings inside.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Chelsea, Shea - Complete
BeatBoxing
Never give someone crazy access to Youtube. OC-fic, no pairing.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kurama M. - Complete
Mysterious Hat Guy reviews
If Vaughn's name wasn't Vaughn, what would it be...? For Ashley, Maddie, Kiana, and Tash. Extra special thanks to Kiana for letting me borrow her stylus. ;
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
Ocean Avenue
The darkness came and they got seperated, all four of them. OCxLeon KairixSora Rated for safety
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Kairi - Complete
You're the One I Want! reviews
Rose just got dumped by her long time boyfriend and she's going to get him back, no matter what. What will she do? So she turns to her best friend, Kairi for some assistance. OCxRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Kairi, Riku - Complete