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Joined 12-06-07, id: 1438848, Profile Updated: 03-02-09
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

What can I say? I'm just a girl who is obsessed with everything Twilight. Crazy? Possibly. Wierd? Definitely. Do I care? Nope.

I am 20 years old, and I'm a troll. But that's all you're going to get. Don't get the joke? Don't worry. It's just what the Yoopers call the rest of us.

I am also a Civil War reenactor who reads encyclopedias on the subject of the War for fun. As if writing FanFiction wasn't a dorky enough hobby... When in dress, I am Emmaline Grace Farquhar, member of the 5th Texas, Company E, "Dixie Blues", though no one ever remembers the 'Emmaline'-- the 'Grace' fits so much better... Every event, my story gets just a little crazier, and just a little bit more fun.

As to the Twilight world, I am irrevocably Team Edward. I don't hate Jacob, though. He is a good character, and was a good friend when Bella truly needed a friend. He deserves his happy ending. Just not with Bella. And I don't particularly like the idea of him finding his happy ending with her daughter, either.

My avatar is one of the reenactors with the 5th-- we just call him 'Papa'.

Favorite Random Quotes:

"I'm more man than you and more woman than you'll ever get." ~Almighty Sharpie Queen, said to a guy obsessed with our entire lunch table.

"Alleviate my bordom!" ~Hugs, said at least once durring every phone call.

"Ce n'est rien de nouveau, mon amie." (That's nothing new, my friend) ~ A phrase that gets said by either myself or one of my reenacting friends at least once a day

"I ain't no sir; I'm just a corporal!" ~Jimmy MacGregor, 2nd corporal, Fifth Texas Company E

"I'm going to Hell for that." ~Robert Hunter Hastons, 3rd Corporal, Fifth Texas Company E

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is wing’d Cupid painted blind." ~A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Shakespeare

"When remedies are past, the griefs are ended/ By seeing the worst which late on hopes depended/ To mourn a mischief that is past and gone/ Is the next way to draw new mischief on." ~Othello, Shakespeare

"There is a vampire on my couch" ~Children of the Night, Mercedes Lackey

"You seem to have appointed yourself the guardian of my heart, Rhapsody. Why don't you make me the protector of yours?" ~Prophecy, Elizabeth Haydon

"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doen't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." ~Storm Front, Jim Butcher

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us." ~Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austin

“No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.” ~The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes." ~The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

"I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will." ~Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte

"One sees clearly only with the heart. Anything essential is invisible to the eyes." (On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.)~Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint- Exupery

"All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." ~The Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R Tolkien

"Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self." ~Phantom, Terry Goodkind

"I do have a religion-- my religion; and it's even deeper than all of theirs with their mummery and their tricks! On the contrary, I worship God, I believe in a Supreme Being, a Creator whoever He is... who placed us here below... but I don't need to go into a church to kiss silver plates and fatten up a bunch of fakers... You can worship Him just as well in the woods or in a field or even by studying the heavens, like the ancients." ~Madame Bovary, Gustave Flaubert

"Now such a thing happiness, above all else, is held to be; for this we choose always for itself and never for the sake of something else, but honor, pleasure, reason, and every virtue we choose indeed for themselves (for if nothing resulted from them we should still choose each of them) but we choose them also for the sake of happiness, judging that by means of them we shall be happy. Happiness, on the other hand, no one chooses for the sake of these, nor, in general, for anything other than itself... Happiness, then, is something final and self- sufficient, and is the end of action."~Aristotle

"That man who does not believe that each day contains an earlier, more sacred, and auroral hour than he has yet profaned, has despaired of life, and is pursuing a descending and darkening way." ~Walden, Henry David Thoreau

Other Arbitrary Thoughts

Random Shiny Dragons fascinate me.

Pink Jellybeans will take over the Earth.

Proud to be a Rebel Lady keeping history alive!

Well, now that I sound completely insane... I think I'm done.

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Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,325 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 10,109 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virtues by Storms reviews
The Ones Left Behind: The darkest days of Carlisle and Esme’s lives were the three days of waiting when Edward went to Volterra. What they went through was heartwrenching.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Language of the Blood by katiebug5 reviews
We know about Bella's past in Arizona with her mother... we know about Edward and his influenza, Emmett and his bear, Alice and her asylum, Carlisle and his, um, paintings. But what about Esme? How can we know so much and yet so little? This is her story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,778 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
A Rose By Any Other Name by Niamh929 reviews
Rosalie and Emmett’s story. Rated M for sexual content and strong language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Dusk by Paradoxically reviews
Ever wonder what happened in between the last chapter and the Epilogue of New Moon? This story answers some of those questions. Beware, spoilers and fluff abound.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006
Finding Beauty by Niamh929 reviews
Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,859 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resistance by Skipper Pompeii reviews
Edward's POV in Eclipse from the point where he offers to take Bella to the Meadow through the end. Serious Romance awaits you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Angel Ren reviews
Sequel to Butterfly Kisses: Is it time for revenge? Edward Cullen, Snowballs, Bella Swan, Snowangels, Vampires and Hot Chocolate! Whatever is a girl to do? Pure Fluff! Note: Set after Eclipse mild spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Little Moments by Chedea reviews
A bunch of little oneshots about life with the Cullens. Because I just cant resist the urge. All of them are meant to be hilarious. T to be safe. You'll see why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Butterscotch and Chocolate by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
A series of drabbles, updated whenever. EdwardxBella. A quick laugh, a thought to chew on, and Edward angst. UPDATE: The horror of the DMV, Jacob angst, and now with tasty beta flavor, courtesy of Lomesir! Thanks for nearly 200 reviews! Much love for all!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Tide Pools by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He wasn't sure why he was there... what he was looking for, if anything. But what he found was more than he expected... even if he wouldn't realize it until much later. [Edward's PoV. PreTwilight fluff]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
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Battle Wounds reviews
Jasper. Alice. A vision. Control will be tested as Jasper learns a bit about himself through an unexpected medium.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jasper
Monster and Man reviews
Have you ever wondered why Edward ended up in Bella's rocking chair the first night he stayed with her? What he was thinking the next morning? What his family thought of her? And the baseball game? Will eventually go through the end of Twilight. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,581 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Names reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Something Strange reviews
Have you ever wondered what the first meeting between Renee and Edward was like? I did, and this is what came out. Renee POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Fairytale? reviews
Disney didn't get much right... Our story is more a fairytale than anyone dreams. Very short OneShot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Bulletproof reviews
This is the conversation between Edward and Charlie at the end of Eclipse. It is an idea that wouldn't leave me alone, and I had to write it. Written before the release of the Eclipse Special Edition and Ch 1 of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete