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My Favorite Damn Disease by 9206811 reviews
It is my honest belief that every good story should start with an explosion. As it just so happens, this one does. Though I am not, of course, guaranteeing that this will be a good story. You stand warned. Set post game.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Nick, Ellis
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rags of Time by Iolanthe 8 reviews
The Witch's fire demon has Howl's heart in its clutches, and our hero is as good as dead. I certainly hope the next update doesn't take another year.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,324 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2007
Give Me Shelter by Rasengan22 reviews
Sasuke's roommate goes away for the summer, leaving Naruto as a highly recommended temporary replacement.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Absolute by kodak-85 reviews
The world has been crippled by a plague that disintegrates both the human body and mind. With a rapidly diminishing human population, two opposing leaders rush to find the cure and the answer, to the virus and themselves. SasuNaru, zombie AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,794 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Major Harm by Shaitanah reviews
Look inside you, they said. Naruto looked – and got a lot more than he bargained for. Canon meets AU... and they change places! Sasuke/Naruto Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,954 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fugue by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
you’re caught between hell and high water; you’re walking in a mirage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Itachi U., Anko M.
5 Times Sasuke Punched Naruto by Kingfishers reviews
Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Next Time by obsequiouslover reviews
For now, Naruto is just praying there is a next time. NaruSasu canonverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
State of Mind by Gennerator reviews
Was she afraid of him? What kind of a question was that? He had brought her along knowing well and good that he might kill her. Was she PISSED at him would be a more felicitous inquiry. Gaara, Sakura, Naruto, and the mentally unhinged. ::GaaSaku::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Hiding Behind Masks by thatreevesgirl reviews
The first time Kakashi put on a mask was the day after his father committed suicide. Since then, Kakashi has always been hiding behind them. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,318 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hope by squeekness reviews
Gambit, now estranged from the X-men, spends a lonely Christmas Eve alone. Or so he thought.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 3,741 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Hungry Humans by crackficwhores reviews
[CRACKFIC][RyuukuLight] Ryuuku contemplates why humans do what they do. Apples must be the answer! He tests his theory on Light. And yes, you did read that pairing correctly.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being Dead Ain't Easy by D. Draggy reviews
Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete