Haarii-chan
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Joined 12-07-07, id: 1439364, Profile Updated: 07-23-14
Author has written 6 stories for D.Gray-Man, Blood+, Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Female in my twenties

I studied International Relations and Japanese in the hopes of being a translator.

Pet Peeves

Bad Monty Python impersonations

Mosquito ring tones

Rap music

Grinding (the dance-thing)

Nails and chalk boards

Research papers

Too much make-up on an already pretty girl

The Japanese word for vegetarian (I will worship the group you walk on if you get this right =-=)

Favorite Pairing of All Time:

Haji/Saya (Blood)

Naruto/Hinata (Naruto)

Naruto/Itachi (Naruto)

Allen/Rhode (D.Gray-Man)

Tyki/Allen or Tyki/Lavi (D.Gray-Man)

Ichigo/Orihime (Bleach)

Hichigo/Ichigo (Bleach)

Akira/Princess Mina (Dance in the Vampire Bund)

. . . I think that's it for now . . .

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

I am a girl.

Harsh but vulnerable.

Sarcastic but silly.

Stupid but thoughtful.

Thorny but tender.

Funny but serious.

Loud but passive.

Dramatic but bland.

An open book.

Easy to love & easy to hate.

Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.

Independent, but dependent on friends.

An oxymoron.

A muddling paradox.

An unsolvable contradiction,

And totally proud of it.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You say BABY PINK
I say ELECTRIC BLUE
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say P!NK
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'M WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on your site!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Window by Plumei reviews
Even Road can make Allen laugh if she tries hard enough. Oneshot AllenXRoad
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Allen Walker, Road C. - Complete
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Petunia's Music Box reviews
Sometimes it is the simplest things that hold the most meaning. Even a little music box. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
My Good Puck, What Have You Done? reviews
After the dreaded "Mudblood" incident 5th year, young Severus Snape will find out that not everything is as it seems and his destiny is greater than he ever imagined. NOT SS/LE pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Death of Jiraiya and the Rise of Minato reviews
After the death of the Toad Sage, Naruto experienced a life-changing discovery. Oneshot. Some language might not be suitable for all viewers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Kitsune Split: Time to Change reviews
Naruto and Hinata were raised together in the Black Ops program and have been hiding under a genjutsu for most of their lives. Now, the time has come to drop the genjutsu. How will their teams and the rest of Konoha react? Rated of violence and cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,990 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
SayaxHaji one shots reviews
Okay, so I wanted to write a couple of one shots about Haji and Saya being reunited after the last anime epsode or my view on how an episode should have happened. Each one will be different. Enjoy. R&R if that's what you wish. RATING HAS BEEN CHANGED!
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,506 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Saya, Hagi
Family! reviews
I felt his cold hand in my chest. "Relax, I'm just returning what you lost." Basically, Allen was kidnapped by Tyki and Rhode and turned into a Noah. If you don't like Noah Allen, or love Timcampy, don't read. Please review, and no flames please!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,504 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008