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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

So... this whole profile thing.. I don't even know. Does it really even matter? You can be whoever you want to be on the internet. I could be an astronaut, or a politician, or maybe just a simple college student but NO ONE WOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

I'm on here, writing about my secret addictions; anime. I know. WHO ON THIS SITE LIKES ANIME RIGHT? I'M TOTALLY IN THE WRONG PLACE.

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

-John Lennon

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."

-Ghandi

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Guilty Passion by princesshyuuga01 reviews
It is common knowledge that whatever happens in Suna does NOT very often remain in Suna. In fact, what happened in Suna left Sakura pregnant with the child of a man to whom she could pin no name. Will they succumb to the pressures of family traditions and broken friendships or can they really turn one night of passion into a lifetime of love for the sake of their child? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/20/2011 - [Sakura H., Neji H.]
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 568,649 - Reviews: 7538 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 3,070 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Home by relyss0 reviews
Mission gone wrong, he was going home. Most likely a one shot. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Sakura H., Neji H.] - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Will of Fire by Cynchick reviews
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 223,234 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hold On Tightly, Let Go Lightly by secretsofgray reviews
She was his poison. She was his cure. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Dragonfly by river of the sand reviews
NejiSaku one-shot. She was lost in memories and did not notice the pearl eyes that were watching her so intently. He was all she was thinking about, and he knew it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [Sakura H., Neji H.] - Complete
And I'll Close Mine by ObsessiveCompulsiveValkyrie reviews
She wanted him to understand her feelings, but, at the same time, knew he was adamant in pushing her away. Setsuna/Feldt. Feldt's POV. Companion to Close Your Eyes. Rated M!
Gundam 00 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Feldt, Setsuna - Complete
Fixation by Tempestt reviews
Brutally murdered then resurrected, Bulma Briefs is a changed woman. Can Vegeta show her that there is nothing to fear but fear itself or will she forever stay a prisoner of her own mind?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Amorphous Hearts by sad-sensei reviews
Naruto and Sasuke clash on the rooftop of Konoha's Hospital after Sasuke's recovery. How much would change if that fight had turned out differently? Chapter Six Revision Posted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,664 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Live For Them by Sessai96 reviews
In a place not meant for sorrow, Sakura still mourns. Somehow though, she realizes she is not the only one, and help comes from the most unexpected of places.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Tainted Black by SpiritualxWolf reviews
He stumbled back into the counter with his teeth grinding in utter pain. His eyes were shut. His head thumped. His breathing slowed. His body grew stiff. He coughed out a small cry of agony. Something was wrong. CloudxTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,403 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
To Turn a Raging Tide of Cherry Blossoms by Taisho Samara reviews
When sent on a mission to Suna, Sakura and Neji encounter a certain Uchiha, who plans to use Sakura to rebuild his clan. Now she's stuck with two problems; the homicidal Uchiha and one from her past. Throw in two children from Suna and conniving summons..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,313 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Phantasmagoria by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
c o n d o m s by Vampirette Knight reviews
Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stolen by ultravioletsound reviews
Lilly always had a taste for darkness, but being kidnapped by vampire royalty and living in their haunted castle wasn't quite what she had in mind... Now she's just trying to survive, with help from her mysterious green-eyed kidnapper. REVIEW! :D
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,392 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009
Echoes of the Past by AbyssKeeper reviews
The l'Cie party find 3 other "l'Cie" in the great plain. One looks and acts like Lightning. One fights like Snow. The last looks similar to Fang. Who are they? Where did they come from? Please R & R. Cloud/Light Vince/Fang
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,177 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Cloud S., Lightning - Complete
Slow Healing by Dance-is-love reviews
Sasuke wants to die and Sakura kisses him. SasuSaku. So far a two-shot...could become a three-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hero's Charge by AvyQuinn reviews
When she was around Snow she felt exposed. It was almost like he ripped off the bandages that held her together; that made her strong. She decided early on it was better that she hate him; anything to keep him away. **Late game spoilers! Beware**
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,661 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Lightning, Snow - Complete
If Just For Tonight by XhexaniaRose reviews
An unexpected incounter leads to two old teamates reuniting only to be thrown into something beyond their control. .................SakuXSasu............Lemons...........
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,544 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cherry Blossom and the Vampire by x0PrimexRose0x reviews
Sakura entered the vampire world as a werewolf, a decade later her secret was revealed and the world discovers who she is...will the one she really cares about be their in the end no matter what happens or will her enemy succeed...Sasuke&Sakura [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,863 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
CrissCross by peaceful abyss reviews
She, a trained spy. He, a wealthy businessman. A mission intertwines the two, and a greater evil waits ahead for them. Could they set aside their differences and grow a bond? Or will their lives just criss-cross? sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,638 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speechless by Foundation of Dreams reviews
AH AU. E/B. When Edward meets Bella, she doesn't speak. Will she let him help her find her voice? Will he stay after he finds out her biggest secret? Complete, with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,718 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Black Rose TD reviews
Sakura thinks Gaara needs a distraction at work but, everyone seems to think he needs a distraction from her. *Contains citrus*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Huntress by sarsaparillia reviews
It was after that day that I learned how to shoot a gun. — Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Hinata; NejiTenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,898 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4388 - Favs: 5,492 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dark Skies by idreamofdraco reviews
If things had seemed bad before, they were only getting worse. How could Hermione see the bright blue sky when it was covered with dark clouds? Is Lucius alive? Will Draco leave her? And has the curse returned? Sequel to Diary of a Songbird. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,632 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Living Reality by XArt is a BangX reviews
SasuSaku When Sasuke and Sakura reunite, she finds that he has changed far beyond what he used to be. He wants to believe bonds remain broken, but she challenges that belief and decides to go against the fate he has set.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,540 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Longest Year Ever by Azure Serenity reviews
An unexpected adventure in which her past was like a secret, only she knew about it. That and the stupid comunity work, plus the fact that even the elements seemed to like annoying him. oh yeah, it was gonna be a hell of a year...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,941 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fragments of Life by BelieveForMe reviews
Forgetting her past gave her another chance to live. Recalling her friends gave her a reason to smile. And his return gave her another chance to realize, she had fallen in love, all over again. Because history repeats itself, and they were meant to be.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Constellations by Vampyre Heartbreak reviews
AU. Boy meets girl. Girl is beautiful. Boy doesn't care. They proceed to squabble over a chair like a couple of freakin' children. -SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno, KakaAnko, AsuKure- Based loosely on Twilight... very loosely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,467 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Breathing Slowly by iMissa reviews
The worst way to miss someone is when they’re five feet from you and you know that they will never be yours. SasuKarin, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Whisper in the Night by IncessantOblivion reviews
Sakura never thought she'd see Sasuke again, but as fate would have it their missions collide and she finds her hope as been renewed...but will she be able to save Sasuke from himself in the midst of plans of war?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,642 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Opposites attract by ayizyu reviews
He kills. She heals. He is dark. She is light. He is the Devil. She is the Angel. Well, opposites attract, right? GaaraSakura. Rated T for charector killing. jeez, I didnt know it was such a crime. Pairings: GaaSaku, NejiTen. COMPLEATE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Traditions by jaekl09 reviews
The Nara clan has a betrothal tradition that no one besides the head of the clan and the Hokage are aware of...not even those betrothed. Standard disclaimer applies I don't own Naruto. LEMON WARNING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,714 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Imagine by IncessantOblivion reviews
It had been six years since Sasuke had left and Sakura's feelings for him had vanished...or so she thought until he suddenly reappeared in her life and changed everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,851 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Were MADE to Be by k i m i - m o n o g a t a r i reviews
Sakura Haruno finally starts her school after a lifetime of being spoiled in her parent's mansion. She learns more about the history of the world and herself than she really wanted to know... Unlike any other Highschool fic! SasuSaku..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,336 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hold Me by bloodysandbaby reviews
The third and final segment in my KibaxSakura stories. It's official Sakura Haruno and Kiba Inuzuka and done for good. But when a series of unfortunate events happens can the two reurn to each other ..... for good?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Dawning reviews
Their line of work doesn't give them a lot of time to make mistakes and learn from them. If you make one mistake out there - you're dead, or your teammate is dead. So when you find someone that you can share your fears with, and love until one of you stops breathing, you have to hold on to that. Even if that love is found with the last person you'd ever expect to be there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,650 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Against the Sun reviews
"If the distance is too much... if this isn't the life you want... it's your decision to make." Sakura closed her eyes briefly. He was giving her an out; giving her an opportunity to relieve herself of the strain his absence left on her. "What if..." she swallowed the lump in her throat, "what if I don't choose a life with you?" Sequel to My Darkness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,975 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Darkness reviews
Sasuke let out a breath; something close to a sigh. "I've achieved my goal. Itachi is dead. If Konoha wishes me dead as well then so be it."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,538 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete