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Author has written 10 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

'Cause Love's such an old-fashioned word, and it dares you to care about the people on the edge of the night, and Love dares you to change our ways of caring about ourselves. This is our last dance, this is our last dance, this is ourselves under pressure.

Joint account with "the.amethyst.alchemist":

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/~yaminohikariheart

Click on it if you want some South Park Yaoi StanXKyle joy. XD

About me:

Name: not tellin

Age: 15

Location: crappy neighborhood in a painfully mediocre city in a boring state

Other random stuff:

I can stare at windshield wipers for ages without getting bored.

I have been yelled at for smiling.

I'm the youngest editor of my school's literary team.

I have never, and will never, get a facebook or myspace, just to piss people off (and I have more important things to do.)

My cat drives me insane.

My siblings drive me even more insane.

My favorite author: Jodi Picoult. I have read everything by her.

My second favorite author: Carol Plum-Ucci. She completely gets the way teenagers act and think and speak.

I cannot stand anything with even the slightest trace of mint.

I have gone on vacation with five books, and came home with eleven.

I like burning school things at the end of the year.

I can say the alphabet in Spanish.

I use the word "fuck" at least ten times a day.

I name my electronics (and car, eventually).

I can throw a football just as well (if not better) than my exboyfriend, because of multiple years of boring recess. Oh yeah, forgot to mention: He was on the football team.

I am proud of my dorkiness!

Yeah, that's about it.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

From MoonStarDutchess' Profile:

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of
Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8)
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.

I SUPPORT MARRIAGE FOR LOVE

Re-post these if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Now for the copy and paste impulsiveness!

If, with no warning, you have laughed during part of a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this goes in your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

Teenagers have sex, drink, and do drugs. Copy this onto your profile if you like bagels.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten a single line from a song stuck replaying in your head, OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again, copy and paste this.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a pole, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you should be sleeping right now, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I have too much time on my hands.

People say and do interesting and amusing things, so here are some of my personal favorites:

"My mind works like lightning: one brilliant flash and it's gone"- Bumper sticker


"Hop fast, like bunnies."

"Sharp as a bowling ball!"

"No vampire hissing in this class!"

Eigth grade science teacher


"Solutions are not the answer." Richard Nixon, former U.S. president


"Doesn't the Earth turn a billion times a day?" - Girl at a Party


“What did I say to you the first time I met you?” “That’s my bunk, bitch.”-D.E.B.S., the best, most under-appreciated movie EVER!


My friend's counselor believes she is suicidal just because she hates preps and the school's fattening supposedly delicious cookies and has dyed black hair, and we were discussing the fact that he may think she'll jump off the roof:

"She wouldn't do that, unless she was trying to hit somebody!"

"They're fat enough from all the cookies they eat!"


"I'll bequeath my foot up your ass!"- a friend


"Are you trying to seduce my cat?"

"Well, I don't know what that means, so no, not particularly." -me, and my sister.


"I love a person, not a gender"-my bi- friend


"That's such a chip-off! I've never been a stripper before; this is my only chance!: - My 45-year-old aunt


"wangster = white gangster" - friend's STUPID little sister was trying to describe her shoes to me and was frustrated because I didn't speak seventh-grader


My first reaction to Eckhart on the Conqueror of Shambala movie: "Somebody's on CRAAA-AAACK!"


"Hey, you look tired. Have you been sleeping ok? Oh, I know: maybe you got hypo-thermia!" stupid guy in my grade school class (insomia?)


"Are you guys going to go have naked butt sex?" - my friend, when our friends who are going out walked by (BTW, they were straight)


"Throw the football here! We're going to catch it with our super-spidey skills!" - I found out the next day that my friends were high when they said this


"Tomorrow, I'm going to shank a bagel at the back of your forehead."- boy in my English class (it's been months, and I still haven't figured out what he meant)

And by the same boy, who sat behind me for about 3 months, as we were discussing careers in class:

"I wanna cut people up." (OH SHIT FUTURE BARRY THE CHOPPER!)


"I'm gonna rape you with a magazine."

"Che. Busy writing sex."

"Fanfiction is my anit-drug. Once you start, you don't have TIME to do drugs."

All from my best friend, the one who got me hooked on Manga, Anime, FanFiction, and pocky.


"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"- bumper sticker (I find this amusing because my school has an Eagle for the mascot)


"I'm a little cheesepuff, here's my puff. When I get all steamed up, hear me puff. Tip me over and puffpuffpuff."- I have no clue as to why my friend decided to start singing this annoying little parody, but it got stuck in my head for the rest of the day.


"If your sound was a christmas stocking, it would fit in my pocket." -band teacher (we have also been compared to chili)

One of my all-time favorites: "Don't worry, I won't be so stupid tomorrow"- class bitch/skank


"The World turns a thousand turns before I turn to thee." - my, uh, friend


At eigth grade graduation, where we were two of the six that didn't cry: "Hahaha... this is great... everyone is crying...Ha!"

"I am the freak that I am"- friend, the same one who would jump off the building to squish girls she doesn't like.


"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me."- t-shirt


"Anorexia is not a diesease, it's a gift!"- this was the kind of girl I had to go to school with for nine years


"I don't care who's in the band, I'm going to throw something at them!" my 80-something-year-old band teacher, who thought I was a stupid slut because I didn't devote my life to playing the flute and my uniform didn't reach my ankles.


"Santa claus doesn't come to girls who don't win volleyball games."- our coach threatened us with this when we were down by a grand total of 6 points (we won that game, too)


"A homeless guy lives in that porta potty." -The kind of adult our school considered qualified to teach us gym


"What we need is for the aliens to come down and gas the entire planet with marijuana gas. Because after five or six years of being 'hey man, evrything's totally mellow', no one will care about religion or anything. They'd have to bring us off slowly, of course, because if they cut us off cold-turkey then we'd all get the jitters and knock Earth off its orbit. Of course, with no one doing any work, that would probably turn the planet into a molten rock that only cockroaches could survive on, but man, what a way to go." - My history teacher's theory on how to bring about world peace.


My favorite bumper sticker: "Don't drink and park - accidents cause people"

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Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 105 - Words: 660,465 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Angles by Coco-Minu reviews
At the right angle, in a line of sight, one might wonder why he never stopped staring at her for so much as a second. RoyxRiza one hundred themes challenge drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 74,366 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
More Than Manners Will by Stoplight Delight reviews
Missing Moment from 'Against the Moon': in 'Rescue and Reminiscence' while Remus waits in the street, Sirius and James burst into the drawing room at number twelve Grimmauld Place to plead his case. Walburga Black is not impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Dreams, Rain, Go Insane by Brat-Child3 reviews
Kenny has a theory. Not only is love a mental disorder, but also a waste of time. When a certain blonde starts giving him butterflies, he becomes obsessed with Stan and Kyle's relationship, trying to figure out what true love is.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,525 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Kenny M., Butters S.
One Hundred Moments Shared Over Time by Pickles the Great reviews
100 Original, never before seen Royai themes. Taking suggestions. Fifty-Four: Flesh Wound. They both had parts missing from their bodies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 18,453 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Riza H., Roy M.
Pieces of Love by SaiyanLover reviews
Glimpses into the unconventional romance between Raven and Beast Boy - two polar opposites who unexpectedly manage to complete each other perfectly. This is a collection of independent stories. Rated for sexual references and language.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 25,969 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Subtle Art of Subterfugue by D. M. Evans reviews
He’s new to investigating but he’s not doing it alone. Now if he only knew what Roy had gotten him into.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Maes H. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Phoenix II reviews
After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,292 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Shall Never See So Much by Stoplight Delight reviews
In the military academies of Amestris, Cadets Mustang and Hawkeye are trained to command. They are groomed and prepared for firefights, hand-to-hand combat and even torture. But there's one thing their schools cannot prepare them for: the reality of war.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,883 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
When You Say Nothing At All by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Actions can speak louder than words, and for Tony and Ziva words have no meaning at all sometimes. Tiva through the basic five senses, mainly fluff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Her Boys by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
Gibbs finds his team asleep behind Tony's desk, and something Ziva says makes him smile.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Something in the Water by MoonStarDutchess reviews
-Is Undergoing Rewrite- Something strange happens to some of the military women of Central Headquarters and it's up to Roy Mustang and his loyal men to figure out what it is. Can they do this when even Riza is affected?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,192 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Love doesn't have to be a fairytale by silver sniper of night reviews
A collection of Royai one shots, drabbles and random ideas that won't leave me alone. Contains many themes, updated when an idea hits.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Riza H., Roy M.
One Hundred Ways to Kill Dietlinde Eckhart by PyreflyAlchemist reviews
A collection of 100 oneshots, each with Eckhart dying in a ridiculous and painful fashion. Go ahead. Click on it. You know you want to. ON HIATIS UNTIL MY COMPUTER STOPS BEING BROKEN.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 10/19/2007
With a Chance of Snow by D. M. Evans reviews
Roy is unsure of his new home and the people who took him in.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Smile Like You Mean It by Dailenna reviews
Royai 100 Themes. Anything and everything from childhood, to alchemy, to Ishbal, to the coup, to parenthood. Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, and the faithful comrades with them will stick together through it all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 25,408 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by D. M. Evans reviews
How to end up scarred for life
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Won't You Sing Along With Me? by Reptar Bars reviews
Series of fun little Alphabet drabbles. Slash. Also excepting any prompts you might have in mind. :D Check the Intro chapter.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008
Spectrum by silver sniper of night reviews
A relationship seen through the light through a crystal. Every ray different, yet everyone beautiful. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Things I'll Never Say by Akishira reviews
A collection of FMA character studies. Nov update: Sheska and Lust added Reviews much lusted after. Updated twice after a damn long hiatus @ @
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2004
Ed's Valuable Lesson by MoonStarDutchess reviews
When Ed goes to ruin Roy's date. His eyes get more than he bargained for and he learns something that even his alchemy studies never taught him. Royai Request from Red's 21.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Reasons Not For Your Ears by Aiiro Hoshi reviews
AU: Edward and Alphonse Elric hate each other; enough to promise the others' death by their own hands. Winry Rockbell accidentally falls into their line of conflict as she attempts to close the rift between them, and discovers secrets better left hidden.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,872 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
When Crack Bunnies Attack by MoonStarDutchess reviews
A collect of crack fics from the warped section of my brain. Guaranteed to make you laugh, chuckle, or yell WTF? Rated M for some crude humor and language. Royai and military dogs centered fics.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Riza H. - Complete
Dead Sexy Miniskirts by PuccaPanda reviews
A collection of random FMA drabbles/oneshots, mostly centered around Roy Mustang and his idoitic band of loyal subordinates. :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
We That Are Young by Stoplight Delight reviews
It's a well-known fact that innocents make poor soldiers. Fortunately, Riza Hawkeye's childhood was not entirely innocent. She had to grow up fast... though she wasn't the only one. The early years of the Colonel and his First Lieutenant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 277,131 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Winter Overture by Aiiro Hoshi reviews
She won't stop coughing. Don't worry about me, it's just a small cold, she tries to assure them. They don't believe her, but they smile and nod like good little boys and go about their ways, one eye always trained on her every movement.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Trisha E. - Complete
True Reasons by MoonStarDutchess reviews
After hearing some women in the locker room talk about Roy's reason's for wanting to marry her, Riza has doubts about Roy's love for her. What will Roy do to erase these doubts from her mind? Royai Day fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Best Not to Ask by SpidERSpins reviews
The guys had never thought to question the relationship between Mustang and Hawkeye, at least not until now. But they couldn’t help but think that maybe, just maybe, there may be something more to their relationship, after years of watching them. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Libera Me by Bizzy reviews
Why do you suppose people die? Manga spoilers, Roy and Riza PAST not PLOT. Rated on lower side; themes of death discussed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Synaesthesia by silver sniper of night reviews
Colour was something he thought about too much he decided as he glanced at his First Lieutenant. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Three Fourths Dumber by Aiiro Hoshi reviews
Not your average OC travels to FMA world story. Yes, this time it isn't a normal girl with nothing better to do...it's a guy with a lot of money on his hands and his spoiled girlfriend. OCs ARE in this fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
If You Ever Meet Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
Oneshot. Not that it will ever happen, but it doesn't hurt to be prepared, right? 100 things you shouldn't do while hanging around a certain blond alchemist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Haunted by silver sniper of night reviews
one-shot. In the wake of death we need a reason to continue. occurs after episode 25
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Roy M. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
By Your Wounds by Bizzy reviews
Riza Hawkeye has always been a strong shoulder and means of support for Roy Mustang. After one life changing event, the tables have turned, and she is finding herself relying upon him more than she ever planned. Rated for adult content, not explicit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,715 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Attack of the Raven by Nature9000 reviews
Riza's vile uncle, Raven, shows up with the intent to kill her along with Roy and the government of Amestris. Riza and Roy learn their kid is still alive. Royai, Edwin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Life Is Like A Box Of Bugs by Perivates reviews
...in that you never know what you're gonna get, and sometimes it comes out all gooey. A slowly growing collection of drabbles, just because I get struck with random ideas. StanKyle. Newest drabble: In Lieu of Ladders
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,365 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Absent by Aiiro Hoshi reviews
Sorry, he said quietly, a small hum in his tone. Pointing at himself, he continued, He's not here any more. Pride!Ed One Shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Last Child by Phantom SunsSong reviews
Winry always wanted to help Ed and Al in their search to restore themselves. She just didn't think that in doing so, she'd be introducing them to a young dragon... Manga based, spoilers for later chapters. Starts around chapter 64.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Winry R., Edward E.
Conversations by the Fire by Pickles the Great reviews
ONESHOT. A wakeup call that doesn't quite pan out. Mentions of Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Roy M., Olivier A. - Complete
Saint Valentine's Vignettes by Bizzy reviews
Saint Valentine's Day was never the highlight of the year in their small and slightly overcrowded office...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Blood by Aiiro Hoshi reviews
There was blood. Too much blood. One Shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Letters From The Left Behind by AngelLucifel reviews
Elicia, Hughes' daughter, writes to her daddy as she grows up, and slowly starts realizing that not all is right with the world. Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Elysia H. - Complete
Silent Tears by Pickles the Great reviews
Both of them needed her. Neither of them loved her. Dependence isn't love. Dependence is weak, and it can be broken. EdRizaRoy triangle, angst galore.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Riza H. - Complete
Mischievous Ed by edPod reviews
Winry gave Ed new gadgets. He tests them on Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Together Again by bluerain2blue reviews
Riza is finally able to see Roy again. Okay, warning right now this is a sad, sweet story. I hope you in enjoy. ROYAI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Flame and Metal by Nature9000 reviews
When Riza and Winry are abducted in a revenge plot against Roy, Roy and Ed must team up to save the women they love. Royai and Edwin. Please R&R Flames not needed. Rated T for some language. Final Chapter UP!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,332 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Bang Bang Bang by Pickles the Great reviews
So what’re you waiting for? I’m here. You’ve got me. We’ve always worked so well together, side by side, hand in hand. I’ve never lied to you like he did. One Sided Royai, A speech to Riza from the point of view of someone special to her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Ruins of Ishbal by Azrael - the Dark Archangel reviews
A look at what might have happened had Roy revisited what used to be Ishbal. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Roy M. - Complete
When the dust has settled by Netta Sloan reviews
manga as canon. A happy ending, hopefully, and various scenes beyond.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Impulsiveness is a Curse by Pickles the Great reviews
However, his stupid impulsiveness and rash actions had put her in danger once again. Young!RizaRoy, Royai if you squint
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Protect by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Many people's lives turn upside down when Roy and Riza find a boy lying on the beach halfdead. What the hell has happened? AU, Parental!RoyEd, Parental!RizaEd, Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
What's Happening To Me? by Dailenna reviews
After lots of hard work, Alphonse has his body once again. He and his brother return to Central and Al discovers something new about himself.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
A Blue September Morning by WhiteLadyoftheRing reviews
A NaNoWriMo take on the Royai 100 themes. Will be friendship, angst, romance, drama, etc. Chapter One Hundred posted. After the Rain. Now complete and awaiting revision.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Wooden Spoons by Atemu'sLotus reviews
There is something magical about wooden spoons. One cannot resist them. Not even Riza Mustang can stand up to them. But letting down her kids kinda emphasizes the point. :P Post COS. Royai. Parental because our lovely couple as children! ONESHOT!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
035: Hold My Hand by Bitch Slap Love reviews
There is strength in ones hand. Style?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Casablanca Lilies by alena-chan reviews
Complete [AU] Before Love can arise there has to be Friendship... something Richard Grayson has to learn the hard way [RaeRob]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,366 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Shopping by alena-chan reviews
A prank... a punishment... and lots of craziness...[Dedicated to ChaiChi...] Hints of RaeRob [Not to be taken serious... silly fic...]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
These Dreams Of Mine by Brat-Child3 reviews
Sam is having some pretty erotic dreams about Danny. The only problem, are they really just dreams, or reality? DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Imprisoned by D. M. Evans reviews
He never imagined being imprisoned within his own skin Warning this contains spoilers from ch 38 and on of the manga
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Jean H. - Complete
Yoake Mae: Fate and Destiny by Seito reviews
Ed’s search for the philosopher's stone has brought him to Hogwarts! Just a few things, Al isn’t going, Roy is. He’s in first year and half of the first years are taller then him. He has a cat, thanks to Roy Oh and Voldemort is after the same stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,229 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Complete
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So It Goes reviews
This isn't how they planned it. After the revolution, their lives were supposed to be different, somehow. But for Mustang and Hawkeye, things never turn out as expected, and death is no exception.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Drivin' Away From the Wreck of the Day reviews
Riza’s favorite part of her day was driving home. Implied Royai, oneshot, drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Never Let This Go reviews
Roy catches Riza at the station, but is it too late? Is the damage already done? Royai, oneshot, post COS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Don't Look Back reviews
WORK IN PROGRESS! Roy and Riza growing up together, and seeing the world through the other's eyes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Riza H., Roy M.
Conversations reviews
They often spoke of his plans for the future... But there were things that they did not speak of. Royai, oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Lullaby reviews
Happy Belated Royai Day! Hush my love, now don't you cry. Everything will be all right.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Ghost in the Graveyard reviews
Roy and Riza are no longer children. But somedays, they long for the nights when they stayed up late, playing Ghost in the Graveyard. Royai, oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Alcoholic reviews
Roy-centric drabble. Oneshot. "Parents, teachers, always warn of losing yourself along the broken road of bars and bottles. But whoever said that it was such a bad thing?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Roy M. - Complete
Always reviews
ROYAI! Sickfic. She stumbled, and would’ve fallen flat on her face if Mustang hadn’t been a step behind her, sliding an arm around her waist and holding her up with unexpected ease.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Riza H. - Complete
We Are Broken reviews
Cause we are broken, what must we do to restore our innocence, and all the promise we adored? Give us life again, because we just want to be whole... Royai oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete