ScroogeMcDuck
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Joined 12-08-07, id: 1439624, Profile Updated: 06-20-12
Author has written 31 stories for Charles Dickens, Cats, Psycho, and Shakespeare.

IMPORTANT: It has come to my notice that, due to the insanity of Higher Year at school, after school activities and other commitments, my time to write will be few and far between. Therefore I have decided (at least for now) to retire from fanfiction.net. It's been a great ride and I like to think I've improved my writing, made some new friends and, hopefully, entertained those of you out there with the need to read. I wish all my readers and reviewers all the best...who knows? I may be back someday with another story to tell! Untill then; adieu, adieu, adieu.

-ScroogeMcDuck

Update (20/06/12) - I may soon return to fanfiction.net to begin writing a full length series of Shakespearian sketches - watch this space! _

The story of Bill Sykes is, at long last, COMPLETE! _ It took me a year and two and a quarter months to finish (a quarter being a week, four weeks in a month...you knew that). Anywho. I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it!

Greetings! I be ScroogeMcDuck; aspiring thespian and manic fanfiction author. =) You may call me Scrooge, McDuck, ScroogeMcDuckyduck, Fagin, Cat, Norma, Buckingham, Smidge, Waffles, Bingley, Nessie, WaZi, The Dragon Shrimp or any other name you care to come up with. XD

I am an aspiring thespian (an actress in simpler terms) and have the following roles to my name:

Catherine Of Aragon/One of Santa's Elves -- 'Captain A. Berk & The True Meaning of Christmas' (Primary School...)

Eunice, Head Hall Monitor--'Agatha Rex' (March 2007)

Chorus/Ensemble--'Beauty & The Beast' (May 2008)

Frenchy -- 'Grease' (March 2009)

Fagin -- 'Oliver!' (March 2010)

Harriet -- 'A Vampire Story' by Moria Buffini (April 2010)

Narrator/Magic Mirror/Old Grey Man/Daughter #3 - 'Grimms' Tales' (November 2011)

Lady Catherine de Bourgh - 'Pride & Prejudice' (March 2012)

Whoot whoot!

And here are characters I wish to appear/star as in my theatrical career in no particular order (and yes, I am female. Girls can play guy roles! I can do a pretty funky old guy voice...-shuts up and continues with the list-): (italics indicate I have played the role)

Ebenezer Scrooge- A Christmas Carol/A Christmas Carol: The Musical

Jacob Marley- A Christmas Carol/ Jacob Marley's Christmas Carol/A Christmas Carol: The Musical

Bogle- Jacob Marley's Christmas Carol

Fagin- Oliver Twist/Oliver!

Nancy- Oliver Twist/ Oliver!

Grizabella- CATS

Hunyak - Chicago

Mrs. Boyle - The Moustrap/Three Blind Mice

Ensemble - Sweeney Todd

Richard, Duke of Gloucester - Richard III

Buckingham - Richard III

Clarence - Richard III

Ariel - The Tempest

Trinculo - The Tempest

Puck - A Midsummer Night's Dream

Mrs. Birling - An Inspector Calls

Lady Bracknell - The Importance of Being Earnest

Lady Catherine de Bourgh - Pride & Prejudice

That's it for now...

XD

Currently Cast As: Stage Manager for my school's production of CATS

Recentley Finished: Pride & Prejudice

"Now Cat, she's in character. She speaks it, she sings it, she lives it, she breathes it. She is Fagin." - Our Musical Director after our first Pick-A-Pocket sing through! I love this guy! 8D

That's all for now m'dears. Here's hoping you enjoy my fanfiction! _

-ScroogeMcDuck

PS. Bah, humbug.

PPS. I like marshamllows. =o

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ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oliver Opposites by In The Loft reviews
What would happen if Oliver! had an opposite day? The answer is only a click away...
Oliver! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
The Comedy of Romeo and Juliet by avesjohn reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
THE CASE OF OLIVER BLOOPERS by Evellet reviews
This is what happens in the making of the play Oliver, in which I play the lovely Nancy.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010
Little Bunny Foo Foo by Nik-Nokkers Anonymous reviews
The boys get a little drunk. WARNING: For those who do not like the idea of a hippy God, DO NOT READ!
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
I'd Do Anything by Katarina Sparrow 19 reviews
A story unlike any other. Nancy and Dodger, Dodger and Nancy. Thick as thieves and we've all known for a long time that the boy has feelings for her. But just how far would he go for her...likewise, how far would she go for him? For Camilla...
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009
Of Overthinking Prophecies and Growing a Backbone by Sarah1281 reviews
A Macbeth parody in which Macbeth does anything to avoid being called a coward and doesn’t believe in witches, no one notices Lady Macbeth is obviously evil, everyone overthinks the prophecies, and Malcolm may be the only sane man.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
The Blood of Those Immoralised by Barcavolio reviews
The ghosts of everyone he killed come back to Sweeney as he lies dying - and they have something to say concerning his actions in London. They saw everything he did as he wished the world away.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Promising Consequences by Hannah the Fly reviews
A prequel to Oliver Twist, describing how Bill and Nancy first met. Rating for some sex references, violence and adult themes in later chapters. Please read & review!
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 11/19/2004
A Christmas Carol Alternate Ending by trobokian queen reviews
Just what the title says. I had to do this as a class assignment. It's' got a great romantic twist but I don't want to give it away so you'll just have to read it!
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
The Real World by Faba reviews
This is a collection of Oliver Twist book/musical drabbles/oneshots, all various and unique. Most of them will likely be in The Artful Dodger's POV, but I'll likely do some Nancy/Oliver/Charley etc. ones, too. Have fun reading!
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009
It All Started with the Drunken Watchmen by Sarah1281 reviews
A Hamlet parody where Horatio tries to convince Hamlet that a tree is not the ghost of his father, Claudius thinks Laertes is his nephew and keeps accidentally confessing, and no one remembers who Polonius is.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Nancy by Katarina Sparrow 19 reviews
Titled simply with her name, this is the story of the dashing young woman from the moment Fagin discovered her to the day she drew her last breath. Within lies nothing more and nothing less then the story of the one and only, Nancy.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 64,937 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
All Things Oliver! by Katarina Sparrow 19 reviews
Title says it all. Lately I've had so many poems and short stories circling in my brain about Oliver. Here they've been written down and placed in a fic.Each chapter'll be a different little poem or story. Kind of random but most really powerful.PleaseR&R
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,079 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
What Happens at Rehearsal by Gallifrey is Returning reviews
...Should stay there. A bunch of little snippets of what happens at a school's production of Oliver! All based off of true stories. Warning: Contains grapes, gender confused leads, and a whole lot of randomness. Let the chaos begin.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009
Switching Heads by Gangster 90 reviews
This is the answer I came up to something that I'm pretty sure all of us have wondered about; how exactly DID Moses and Ramases switch the heads of the gods in the temple of Ra? Please read and review.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
The Damned by NoctuRname reviews
A Shakespearean Sonnet in the perspective of Buckingham from Richard III to Fortune personified , as an English assignment. This is basically about him regreting upon his ignorance towards Margaret's counsel and reflecting on the power of Fortune.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Complete
Strangers in a Hitchcock Film by Historybuff reviews
A oneshot crossover in which several villians from Alfred Hitchcock's films Rope, Strangers on a Train and Shadow of a Doubt meet aboard a train traveling from New York.
Shadow of a Doubt - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
I Wish You Wouldn't by Katarina Sparrow 19 reviews
Oliver Twist. A poem summarizing all the times "I wish you wouldn't," was said between Nancy and Dodger. Really powerful but sort of hard to describe. Better summary on author's note inside, from Nancy's P.O.V. Please R&R.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Milton's Bad Day by John Hama reviews
What if Private Investigator Arbogast had been just slightly more persuasive..? Characters and situations belong to Universal Studios, Shamley Productions, Robert Bloch, Hitch, et al...
Psycho - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Darling Weekend by ColdFusion180 reviews
Sequel to General Mayhem by Red Witch. Darling is going away on leave. What does he do? Anything but relax.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Night And Nightmare by Red Witch reviews
All Edmund wants is to get some sleep. Too bad Prince George and Baldrick have other ideas.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Death of a Queen by Evelyn-Sunshine reviews
A take on the demise of Queen Anne and the rather ambiguous circumstances of her death. Rated fairly harshly for a bit of violence and a few unsavory words.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
A Kitten Tale by The Lady Elizabeth reviews
A group of kittens really run amok in the Junkyard.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Grizabella, Jennyanydots - Complete
From Within the Asylum by thewhitechickoj reviews
After Norman Bates is arrested, he is sent to the Fairvale Insane Asylum where the doctors and nurses try to rid him of his mother. However, Mother is trying her best to stick around when Norman meets a kind, young nurse who cares for him.
Psycho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Mr Pickwick and the Briggins Family by Fay93 reviews
The Pickwick Papers. Mr Pickwick finds himself in 21st century America. One-shot.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Shakespeare trailers by li-flower reviews
More like a quick and dirty, modern rendition of the plays than an actual movie trailer, this is what happens when you let a member of a college production run wild with a joke on summarizing a play. Cymbeline, Much Ado, Taming, and Richard III
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Everybody's Fool by Gindokei reviews
In the end, she knew the truth. She was everybody's fool. Perfect, flawless Sharpay ponders on what it means to be the ice queen of East High. Based off the song 'Everybody's Fool' by Evanescence. Sharpay-centric.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sharpay E. - Complete
Great Expectations: In 10 Minutes by Multiploken reviews
A lighthearted parodical simplification of the novel. Not meant to be taken seriously.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
The Ghosts of Christmas Reunite by Fay93 reviews
A Christmas Carol. A sacreligious attempt.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Diary of an Englishman by Elaine Dawkins reviews
A businessman is called out into the slums of London and finds something altogether unusual. He learns that you can't always, though sometimes you can, judge a book by its cover.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,435 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Reflections of a Trapped Soul by PhantomKat reviews
[Psycho] Basically what the title says. Oneshot of Norman Bates' inner thoughts. R&R!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Although I Would Not Wait For Death by Neeritai a'Kre reviews
Richard III a death scene. He didn't have one, and I felt it truly anticlimactic, so here it is. Richmond and Richard, as the latter meets his final end.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Romeo and Juliet Instant Messenger by rebeldesigns reviews
Certain scenes of RJ told hilariously via IM. Don't ask me how they have cell phones, they just do.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Richard III: The Anecdote by Ben Rude reviews
How did Shakespeare's Richard turn out so crazy? Here is the answer.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Son of Psycho by EGB Fan reviews
A fourth sequal to Psycho. At the end of Psycho IV, Norman was apprehensive about the baby his wife Connie was carrying. Now Jason Bates is all grown up, and taking care of his father's affairs while Norman languishes in the asylum.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats by Ekwy reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
The Bastard's Portion by Sunfalling reviews
King Lear. Edmund is twelve and already knows his role as the illegitimate son in the Gloucester family. However, that doesn't mean he's content to accept it. Dark fic. Beta by Starbrigid.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Richard, the Third by Gevaisa reviews
The characters from Richard the Third have been born in the future. Events play out somewhat differently...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
A Silly Cristmas Carol Parody by manystorywriter reviews
Title says it all. Please read and review. It would be very much appreciated.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Judgement by MornieGalad reviews
Jacob Marley's final fate is decided by three spirits, the Ghost of his past, the spirit of christmas present and the Ghost of Christmas future.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2005
Major Moustache by Mrs. Twelvetrees reviews
General Melchett gets carried away by his own moustache again...
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
How I Came to Lose the Battle of Bosworth by HDKingsbury reviews
After watching Shakespeare's play, Richard III gets a chance to respond to his critics. This oneshot presupposes a basic knowledge of William Shakespeare's Tragedy of King Richard the Third, a history of the real Richard III, or both. Loyaltie me lie.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
The Thing That Makes Me Smile The Most by GoddessofSnark reviews
Marley's dead, and now he has to save the one he loves most from following in his fate. Slashy undertones, lots of longing, and goes from before the play until after it, just putting it out here to see what y'all think.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2005
One of Us by Prouvaire reviews
(Oliver Twist); the Artful Dodger sticks by Fagin's side, until the end. Slight FaginDodger slash.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005
What Has Passed Between Us by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
A few thoughts from Jacob Marley's point of view.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Complete
Regret by GoddessofSnark reviews
Slashy Christmas Carol thing. Marley realizes that perhaps helping Scrooge isn't a good thing.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
Selfish by GoddessofSnark reviews
Marley thinks of how he was too Selfish. Slashy.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
King Richard the Third: There Goes the Succession by meganphntmgrl reviews
Parody antics with everyone's favorite psychotic, kyphotic literary usurper. Learn about Anne's drinking problem, Richard's love of crown-licking, and the Princes' overactive growth hormones. It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-Richard!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2004
Beyond the Pale by tea berry blue reviews
What happened, exactly, when Sirius encountered the Veil? A Harry Potter-Richard iii Crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Blackadder and Wooster by Bruce the Duck reviews
In this "Blackadder" and "Jeeves and Wooster" cross-over, Bertie Wooster is fed up with his valet's contsant critique of his bizarre outfits and fires Jeeves, and in his place hires Edmund Blackadder, along with his slimy servant, Baldrick. They then mee
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
Blackadder Goes On The Weakest Link by saharadragon reviews
This is completely and utterly mental. Don't expect any of it to make sense. It won't and you will be very disappointed.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Complete
The Worst Job in the World by GoddessofSnark reviews
The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come complains about his job.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Complete
ACCENTS Namely those of the Scottish persuasion by Luke In Blue reviews
For everyone who's written about Mac and her accent in their fics
Chicken Run - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2003
Mrs Tweedy goes to a Therapist! by you-don't-know reviews
READ MY PROFILE PAGE!!!
Chicken Run - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2003
Peter's Problem by Lia Galanodel reviews
Rated for swearing and punishment. Based off of A Christmas Carol and the family of the Cratchits. Peter's developed a bit of a problem with theft...
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2002
Mr Scrooge years later by callas-and-ivy reviews
My answer to an odd challenge proposed to me by someone at church. Have Scrooge address a Christmas party years after his change of heart exhorting those present to keep the Spirit of Christmas all year.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2002
I just can't wait to be king by Tarash reviews
You know the Lion King? You know the song 'I just can't wait to be king'? Ever wondered how it would sound if Prince George sang it? Good, then come here.
Blackadder - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/25/2002
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The Danish Play reviews
A poem that will hopefully be somewhat amusing if one is a Shakespeare geek.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
A Master Of Rhetoric reviews
The 'Richard The Third' fan letter database. Send in your questions to the characters from the play and they shall respond! Queries and answers posted herein.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010
Please sir, I want some letters! reviews
The Oliver! / Oliver Twist fan letter database. Send your questions for the characters from the book/musical to me via PM and 'they' will respond! Questions and answers posted herein.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 157 - Words: 27,746 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008
Bill Sykes reviews
A boy who became a man. A man who became a murderer. This is the tale of none other than the infamous housebreaker, William 'Bill' Sykes.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 80,210 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Complete
My Kingdom For A Swordfight! reviews
Sibling rivalry, sonnet writing and sword fighting, starring some of the known and loved characters of Richard The Third. Not to be taken seriously in the slightest...hopefully somewhat amusing nonetheless.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Consider Yourself One Of Us! reviews
A Delightfully Dickensian Musical Journey otherwise known as my 'Oliver' diary . From auditions to the final bows; herein is my journey in the wonderful world of the magical musical 'Oliver'.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,257 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Downfall Of A Duke reviews
A sonnet from Buckingham's perspective as he is led to excecution Act Five, Scene One ; based loosely off of NoctuRname's amazing endavour. What can I say? Buckingham fans unite!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
A Brother Betrayed reviews
I could always trust my dear brother Richard." - The Duke of Clarence's thoughts as he is conducted to the Tower of London. Warning: dramatic irony is in abundance herein.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Bedtime Stories reviews
“Could us ‘ave a bedtime story?” the boy inquired. “Please?”- A short oneshot with what, I hope, is an interesting twist. Please R&R!
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Marion Crane reviews
Another short poem. Three guesses as to its content. XD
Psycho - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Mother reviews
I always did my best to please her, but it wasn't easy... A short poem. Norman Bates reflects on Mother. My first Psycho fanfiction; please forgive me for any contextual or factual errors.
Psycho - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
That's His Funeral reviews
An Oliver Twist/A Christmas Carol crossover. An idea which, at long last, came to fruition. A bit random but hopefully somewhat entertaining.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
A Dickensian Anthology reviews
A selection of poetry based on some of Dickens' works; OK...just Oliver Twist. XD Updated whenever inspiration strikes.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 29 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009
Twists In The Tale reviews
Marshmallows, ice-cream factories, mouldy gruel, insane directors...it's all here! Some good old fashioned randomness and stupidity featuring the all-star cast of Oliver!
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009
Numb reviews
A Bill Sykes songfic; Bill is tired of being what Fagin wants him to be, while Fagin fears losing control... Please R&R!
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
What I've Done reviews
My fourth songfic. Bill staggers back from Nancy's corpse, her screams for mercy echoing in his mind...
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Villains To The End reviews
Once the villain you're the villain to the end...or are you? What became of Fagin and the Artful Dodger after the death of Sykes and the fall of the gang?
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,628 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Don't Let Go reviews
My third songfic. DodgerxNancy. For my dear Nancy Buddy Katarina Sparrow 19. She deserves a tribute. :3
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
I'll Be There For You reviews
Unusually cheerful little songfic! Fagin, Dodger and Charley reflect on life with the gang. Please R&R!
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Clever Dogs reviews
A short, metaphorical little fic. Oneshot. Dedicated to the amazing actors of TNT's 'Oliver Twist' who inspired this story. Fagin and Bill have a little discussion.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Shadow On The Wall reviews
My first songfic. Fagin sits in his cell, awaiting the drop. He's slowly but surely being driven mad...Based on the 2005 Roman Polanski adaptation of Oliver Twist.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Fine Fellows Lead Fine Lives reviews
Written during a Creative Writing course in the summer of 08 to introduce my newfound friends to Oliver Twist - see A/N for more details.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Scrooge & Marley: The Play Of Utter Randomness reviews
The title says all. Duct tape, killer psycho turkeys, bubble wrap, haggi, movies and murder; its all here! Come and be amazed at how random I can be whilst involving Dickensian parodical characters in the process!
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007
A Modern Christmas Carol Ficlets reviews
Boredom, feeling festive /way/ before Christmas and a blank word document... I'll update when I have ideas or when I feel like it, so don't expect updates to be too regular! XD
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008
Golden Gates reviews
For Isabelita Rox
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Jacob Marley reviews
We do not learn much about Jacob Marley from Dickens' story. However, I shall endavour to tell his story as I see it; both his life and afterlife as a condemned spirit.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Scrooge & Marley: The Letters of Utter Randomness reviews
Send in your queries, enquires, questions and randomness and the characters from Scrooge& Marley: The Play of Utter Randomness will respond...hopefully.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
The Crazy CATS Plays reviews
Some really random plays written by my best friend and I, based on the musical CATS. This is not meant to be taken seriously, in the slightest. Here's hoping you'll enjoy 'em!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Thank Heaviside It's Friday! reviews
Based on TGIF Thank Goodness It's Friday resteraunts. XD Let's just say I'd had toooo much Coca Cola...I found it entertaing at least.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
A Modern Christmas Carol reviews
Staves One and Five written when I was 13, Staves Two, Three and Four the next year, when I felt the urge to round it all off. Also has additional scenes. Dedicated to ISABELITA ROX, my devout reviewer!
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete