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I'm Mei, and I'm a regular sponger-of-good-ff.net-stories. ;DD

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14100 - Favs: 17,539 - Follows: 15,028 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Out on Delivery by Celtic Oak reviews
In between jobs, Gaara finds himself employed as one of Kankurou's delivery men. The job clearly doesn't hold much appeal but when he finds himself delivering furniture for Dr. Haruno, he realizes it has more perks than he initially contemplated. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,707 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Take It or Leave It by kauzchen reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2604 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Romeo vs Juliet by Serephy reviews
Sasuke tries a new experiment in his freshman year of Konoha Boarding School. Suddenly, there is a new girl stealing everyone's attention...Including Mr. Perfect, Uchiha Itachi. Crossdressing! Yaoi, ItaSasu. Some SasukexEveryone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,967 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Modern Day Miko by IrisEclipsed reviews
AU Takiko provoked Genbu's anger because he couldn't devour her, so he revived her in modern day Tokyo without her memories. And with a modern Miko comes modern day Seishi and very modern danger . . . DISCONTINUED
Fushigi Yugi: Genbu Kaiden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2008
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Switch by 4ng3legg reviews
Takes place between when Sasuke killed Orochimaru and when Naruto and co. found out. Sasuke wakes up with Hebi in Hinata's body! Hinata wakes up in Konoha in Sasuke's body! Just what is happening? No pairings! Just insanity! Cracktastic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,023 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truly Madly Deeply by BlueRedemption reviews
Naruto enrols into a female exclusive school, posing as a girl just to obtain more information on his crush Haruno Sakura. But everything he’s so carefully planned goes down the drain with the appearance of one dark haired bastard. SasuNaru. Shounenai. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
The Thorn Bush by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Good Girl by Shana the Short reviews
Behind the sweet mask of a good girl there lies a dirty little secret.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Month in Your Shoes by dwango reviews
slight AU One day, Sakura and Tenten have an argument on whose team has the more stoic, unemotional prodigy. Deciding to switch teams temporarily, will they be proven wrong? SasuTen NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Precious Flower, Fighting Sand by Celtic Oak reviews
AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Kill Me or Kiss Me by Yami and Ryoko reviews
Mermaids don't exist, right? Try telling that to Shikamaru's and Ino's new client. They are assigned to help him find the fabled creatures, but somehow they are proved to exist. And things get more troublesome when Ino somehow becomes one. Shikaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,513 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Inadvertent confessions by Celtic Oak reviews
After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 381 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
History Repeats Itself by BlueRedemption reviews
Naruto, a modern day high schooler whose worst subject is history. Sasuke, the young prince who had committed suicide in the medieval times. These two were never meant to meet. AU and SasuNaru shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Metaphorical blissbubble by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Why Itachi, why? by xInoBabe reviews
Have you been wondering just why did Itachi slaughter his whole clan? Well...he tells his story. And what does Sasuke exactly put in his tea...? Read on to find out... Warnings: Story contains plenty of proof of the author's idiocy and stupidity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
To Win A Prince's Heart by Cherry Daze reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] After receiving his first Alevel mission Naruto dreamt of danger and action, not of dresses and wigs and especially not of fighting 68 catty girls for the right to marry a prince he thought was a complete bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,031 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Irresistibly Stupid by Cherry Daze reviews
[Yaoi.] In order to keep the kyubi’s true fate a secret Naruto was given to Jiraiya who with the help of his old teammate raised the blonde into the overconfident, ramen loving loudmouth he was born to be. Only one problem, why is he dressed like a girl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 146 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Seek by left-alone reviews
Sakura’s a thief and Sasuke’s the heir of a multibillion dollar mansion. When Sakura’s on one of her ‘missions’ at the mansion, she gets an unexpected injury. Sasuke will aid her in the way she never expected. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003