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Joined 12-08-07, id: 1439791, Profile Updated: 10-23-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Beyond: Two Souls, Once Upon a Time, and Bleach.

Goodbye but not farewell, James Oliver Rigney, Jr Oct. 17 1948 - Sept 17, 2007: If you read WoT and approve of aMoL being written by Brandon Sanderson, add this to your profile

AGE: 23

GENDER: Male

LOCATION: Georgia, USA

Fanfics:

Zoey's War:Sixteen years after the Black Sun incident, Jodie is living with Stan, Jimmy, Walter, Tuesday and Zoey, preparing for the day of the next Black Sun. That day has arrived.

Shinigami no Naruto Part One: Power of the Soul: An eighteen-year-old Anko adopts a newly orphaned Naruto. Now, see what he will become, drawing on the power of his soul to overcome obstacles from all sides. NarutoxBleach, NarutoxTenten, NarutoxHinata. Part One of Shinigami no Naruto. Complete.

Shinigami no Naruto Part Two: Jinchuuriki Tales: Naruto, having awakened the dormant power of his soul, leaves Konoha with Tenten, Hinata and Jiraiya, planning to unite the Jinchuuriki against those who hunt them. NarutoxBleach, NarutoxTenten, NarutoxHinata, NaruxTen, NaruxHina. Part Two of Shinigami no Naruto.

Harry Potter and the Rookie Sennin: Neji , Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Hinata are sent on a mission to protect a certain Boy-Who-Lived. Rated M for violence and occasional language. SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen Chapter 12 up. On indefinate hiatus in favor of SnN. Might come back to this some day.

Harry Potter and the Secret Shinobi: Naruto and Sakura are hired to protect the Golden Trio while posing as students. And they have to avoid the wrath of one Dolores Umbridge. NaruSaku On indefinate hiatus in favor of SnN. Might come back to this some day.

INTERESTS: Reading, writing, computer games (specifically MMO's such as WoW, Vanguard and MapleStory) building military models

MUSIC: (not necessarily in this order): Smashing Pumpkins, Nickelback, Slipknot, Eminem, Metallica, Korn, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Disturbed, System of a Down, White Stripes, Avenged Sevenfold, Hell Yeah, Buck Cherry(kinda), ACDC, AFI, Foo Fighters, Greenday, Nirvana, Live, Tool, Guns N' Roses, Atreyu, Three Days Grace, Filter, Stone Temple Pilots, Puddle of Mudd, Tool, Linkin Park, Sevendust, Rise Against, Rage Against the Machine, Offspring(some), Hurt, Temple of the Dog, Beastie Boys, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Radiohead, Breaking Benjamin, Sixx AM, Serj Tankian, Papa Roach Alter Bridge, Staind, Bush, 10 Years, Chevelle, Hollywood Undead

My daily webcomics: http://del.icio.us/wowrahlian/active

DISLIKES: Sleeping, alarm clocks

TELEVISION: House, Law and Order/CI (not SVU) Burn Notice, Ben 10, Fairly Oddparents, Lost Girl, Supernatural, Haven, Fringe, Nikita, Arrow, Suits, Alphas, Castle, Continuum, Falling Skies, Game of Thrones, Hell On Wheels, Homeland, Once Upon A Time, Person of Interest, Revolution, Sons of Anarchy, Sherlock, White Collar

ANIME/MANGA: Naruto (duh) Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Onepunch Man, Breaker (and New Waves), The World God Only Knows, Fairy Tail, Berserk, Sekirei, Umi No Misaki, Tower of God, Magi, Girls of the Wilds, Beelzebub, Green Boy

LITERATURE: Wheel of Time, Temeraire, Sword of Truth, Star Wars EU, Codex Alera, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Dresden Files, Clone Empire

LIKABLE PAIRINGS: Naruto: Naruto/Hinata, Naruto/Sakura Sasuke/Sakura Kakashi/Sakura Choji/Ino Shikamaru/Ino Naruto/Temari (i'm really into this right now) Hinata/Gaara

Basically any het pairing that doesn't have someone go "Oh, well yesterday I liked Person A, but today I like Person B. If there is some actual character development ot change a character so that he-she can be attracted to someone, I can support it. Generally speaking, the weirder, the better XD

Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione Hermione/George Hermione/Fred Bill/Fleur Snape/Hermione

DISLIKABLE PAIRINGS: Naruto: Naruto/Sasuke(non-platonic) Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura Naruto/Gaara(non-platonic)

Try And Read This:

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!

Wheel of Time Quotes:

Only the wary dare trade with the ever-shifting sands.
-a Sea Folk saying concerning Shara

All your dead are belong to us!
-a very confused Ishamael

One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills.
-Abel Cauthon

The Wheel grinds exceedingly fine over three thousand years imprisoned.
-Aginor

Till shade is gone, till water is gone,
into the Shadow with teeth bared,
screaming defiance with the last breath,
to spit in Sightblinder's eye on the last Day.

-Aiel Oath

It is the enemy you underestimate that kills you.
-Amys

But trust is the color of a dark seed growing.
Trust is the color of a heart's blood flowing.
Trust is the color of a soul's last breath.
Trust is the color of death.
-ancient song

Graendal killed me.
-Asmodean

You? No!
-Asmodean

When a woman says she will obey you, of her own will, it is time to sleep lightly and watch your back.
-Asmodean, to Rand al'Thor

We rode on the winds of the rising storm
We ran to the sounds of the thunder
We danced among the lightning bolts
And tore the world asunder.

-Attributed to the Dragon Reborn

Death comes for us all. We can only chose how to face it when it comes.
-Aviendha

Yes, Rand al'Thor. I hate you with all of my heart. I do. And I always will.
-Aviendha

Men always believe they are in control of everything around them. When they find out they are not, they think they have failed, instead of learning a simple truth women already know.
-Aviendha

If you try putting a woman on a horse when she does not want to go, she may put a knife in your ribs.
-Aviendha, to Mat Cauthon

Let the algai'd'siswai dance. Dead vipers bite no one.
-Bael

The Three-fold Land is not soft, Aes Sedai. Soft things die here.
-Bair

Wounds to the pride are remembered long after wounds to the flesh.
-Bair

I think the woman was born in Far Madding in a thunderstorm. She probably told the thunder to be quiet. It probably did.
-Basil Gill, referring to Lini

neigh
-Bela

Blessed be the name of the Lord Dragon in the Light.
-benediction from the Prophet in Ghealdan

I always get what I want in the end. And I think I want ... ornamental ironwork. For the windows of my bedchamber.
-Berelain sur Paendrag

Mat won't corrupt Beslan. I doubt nine feather dancers with a shipload of brandy could corrupt him. They wouldn't know where to begin.
-Birgitte

If you must mount the gallows, give a jest to the crowd, a coin to the hangman, and make the drop with a smile on your lips.
-Birgitte

Lead me to this oosquai of yours, Aviendha. I don’t know about you two, but I intend to get drunk enough to…well…to take off my clothes and dance on the table. And not a hair drunker.
-Birgitte, to Aviendha and Min

You always choose women who cause you trouble, Lews Therin.
-Birgitte, to Rand al'Thor

The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule.

-chant from a children's game heard in Great Aravalon, the Fourth Age

Only a fool thinks his enemies stand still when he isn't looking, my Lord Dragon
-Damer Flinn

Do you have any idea how long it takes to dig graves for twenty-three oak trees?
-Davram Bashere

I returned from my ride to find two strange men ransacking our tent. They drew daggers, so naturally, I hit one of them with a chair and stabbed the other.
-Deira Bashere, to Davram Bashere

Stopping a man from what he wants to do is like taking a sweet from a child. Sometimes you have to do it, but sometimes it just isn't worth the trouble.
-Egwene al'Vere

My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said they have about equal brains most of the time.Sometimes the mule is smarter.
-Egwene al'Vere

I must look like a drowned rat!
-Egwene al'Vere

You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al'Thor.
-Egwene al'Vere

If you fell head first into a pigsty, you'd try to convince everybody you did it on purpose.
-Egwene al'Vere to Nynaeve al'Meara

If I had told Mother I think you are handsome, she certainly would have had you locked in a cell.
-Elayne Trakand, to Rand al'Thor

Women do not become exhausted, they only exhaust others.
-Elder Haman

Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can.
-Elyas Machera

I think it was the rooster. Wetlander humor is strange.
-Enaila

We'll get you both warm and dry, my Lady, and right into something suitable for meeting mercenaries.
-Essende, to Elayne and Aviendha

Men fight when they should run, and fools fight when they should run. But I had no need to say it twice.
-Faile Bashere

I'll not have you bleeding to death on me. That would be just like you, to die and leave me the work of burying you. You have no consideration.
-Faile Bashere, to Perrin

You may have any place you wish, so long as it is not larger than mine.
-fateful words of the first king of Illian

Clear the field, smooth it low,
Let no weed or stubble stand,
Here we labor, here we toil,
Here the towering trees will grow.

-from an Ogier song

I do have a sense of humor.
-Galad

A Myrddraal has less cunning that a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor.
-Gaul

As well try to understand the sun, Perrin. It simply is, and it is not to be understood. You cannot live without it, but it exacts a price. So with women.
-Gaul

When you wish for so long that you could hear something, and then suddenly, without warning, you do, it is like a lightning strike and rain on parched ground. You're stunned but you cannot hear enough.
-Gawyn Trakand

Thus is our treaty written; thus is agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid.
-inscription on Mat's ashandarei

The grave is no bar to my call.
-inscription on the Horn of Valere

The dead belong to me!
-Ishamael

I have seen a strong man break when I sent for a basket of figs and some mice.
-Juilin Sandar

"No it is not out yet"
-Lady from the bookstore

I think poor Jaichim has finally had enough brandy.
-Lady Shiaine

An Aes Sedai, if she really was one, and a Cairhienin? There could be no worse combination.
-Lan Mandragoran

The rose petal floats on water,
the kingfisher flashes above the pond.
Life and beauty swirl in the midst of death.

-Lan Mandragoran

He had to get that odd little woman out of his head, although she seemed to have lodged herself inside his skull, somehow.
-Lan Mandragoran

My humility is honed to razor sharpness. You never let it grow too dull.
-Lan Mandragoran

We are alike in many ways, you and I. There is a darkness in us. Darkness, pain, death. They radiate from us. If ever you love a woman, Rand, leave her and let her find another. It will be the best gift you can give her.
-Lan Mandragoran

It was a good day to die
-Lan Mandragoran

I will hate the man you choose because he is not me, and love him if he makes you smile.
-Lan Mandragoran, to Nynaeve al'Meara

I will make you a gift and you will take it if I have to chain it around your neck.
-Lan Mandragoran, to Nynaeve al'Meara

You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones. Remember this, on this journey you insist on making. If you die, I will not survive you long.
-Lan Mandragoran, to Nynaeve al'Meara

Whatever you can do, Lews Therin, I can do. And better.
-Lanfear

I can show a tender, woman's heart when I choose.
-Lanfear

If you are not mine, then you are dead.
-Lanfear, to Rand al'Thor

If it hurts too much, make it hurt someone else instead.
-Lews Therin Telamon

I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.
-Lews Therin Telamon

A woman who knows the danger and isn’t afraid is a treasure only a madman would spurn.
-Lews Therin Telamon

Are you real? Am I?
-Lews Therin Telamon

Most women will shrug off what a man would kill you for, and kill you for what a man would shrug off.
-Lews Therin Telamon

I killed the whole world, and you can too, if you try hard.
-Lews Therin Telamon

Do you have the Horn of Valere hidden in your pocket this time?
-Lews Therin Telamon

Only a fool thinks a lion or a woman can truly be tamed.
-Lews Therin Telamon

Oh, Light, why do I have a madman in my head? Why? Why?
-Lews Therin Telamon

It isn't the stone you see that trips you on your nose.
-Lini

You can sooner weave pig bristles into silk than make a man anything but a man.
-Lini

Kittens tangle your yarn, men tangle your wits, and it's as easy as breathing for both.
-Lini

At my age, if I make it up, it is still an old saying.
-Lini

It is one of the things men are for, taking the blame. They usually deserve it even if you don't know how.
-Lini

An open chest hides nothing, and an open door hides little. But an open man is surely hiding something.
-Lini

Tears are for after; they just waste time before.
-Lini

A secret spoken finds wings.
-Lini

Now I'm a flaming fly-whisk?
-Logain Ablar

None will pass while I live, Perrin. Not Myrddraal or the Dark One himself
-Loial

Never anger an Aes Sedai. Better to embrace the sun than to anger an Aes Sedai.
-Loial

Stay and get married or travel the Ways. Life is very unsettling with ta'veren for friends.
-Loial

I have not had anyone to talk to in days, except good Master Gill, and he is busy most of the time. The cook seems to run him unmercifully. Perhaps she really owns the inn?
-Loial

There are only two times a woman admits she is wrong: when she wants something and when it snows at midsummer.
-Mat Cauthon

Thom, if I ever look like acting the hero again, you kick me.
-Mat Cauthon

Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars.
-Mat Cauthon

Nothing like a little dance with Trollocs to ready you for sleep. Right, Aviendha?
-Mat Cauthon

Dance well with a woman and she's halfway yours.
-Mat Cauthon

I have no intention of marrying. And I have no intention of dying, either, whether I am supposed to live again or not...
-Mat Cauthon

Bad habits pay off in the long run.
-Mat Cauthon

I am going to start having 'I am not a bloody lord' embroidered on my coat.
-Mat Cauthon

No wine for me. Strange enough things happen when my head is clear. I want to know the difference.
-Mat Cauthon

We are going to tickle some Aes Sedai under the chin, rescue a mule, and put a snip-nosed girl on the Lion Throne. Oh, yes. That's Aviendha. Don't look at her cross-wise or she'll try to cut your throat and probably slit her own by mistake.
-Mat Cauthon

If the world is ending, a woman will take time to tell a man something he's done wrong.
-Mat Cauthon

He knew what it took to get into the histories. A man could get killed doing that sort of thing.
-Mat Cauthon

She is my wife. Your bloody Daughter of the Nine Moons is my wife!
-Mat Cauthon

Blood and bloody ashes!
-Mat Cauthon

Dance with her, and she will forgive much; dance well, and she will forgive anything.
-Mat Cauthon

I'm no lord. I've more respect for myself than that.
-Mat Cauthon

I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army.
-Mat Cauthon

Halt here! Now! By the order of the Lord Dragon! Else he channel your head into your belly and feed you your own feet for breakfast!
-Mat Cauthon

Carai an Ellisande! Al Ellisande! Mordero daghain pas duente cuebiyar! Al Ellisande!
-Mat Cauthon

Before I knew what was happening, I had a fistful of spears around my neck like a collar. I could have shaved myself with one sneeze.
-Mat Cauthon

And if she tries Mistress Snoot with me too often, I'll bloody well kick her!
-Mat Cauthon, about Elayne Trakand

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
-Mat Cauthon, before fighting the Shaido

Only a fool married, and only a madman would marry Nynaeve.
-Mat Cauthon, in regards to Lan marrying Nynaeve

Both of them? Light! Two! Oh, burn me! He's the luckiest man in the world or the biggest fool since creation!
-Mat Cauthon, regarding Rhuarc's wives

That woman has more hands than any six women I ever met.
-Mat Cauthon, speaking of Queen Tylin Quintara

Are you deaf as well as blind, woman? I'm not a carpet to walk over and I distinctly heard myself speak. If I pinch your bottom, you can slap my face, but until I do, I expect a civil word for a civil word!
-Mat Cauthon, to Berelain sur Paendrag

I don't care who Nynaeve thumps so long as it is not me.
-Mat Cauthon, to Rand al'Thor

Asha'man, kill!
-Mazrim Taim

Kneel and swear to the Lord Dragon, or you will be knelt.
-Mazrim Taim

Fall in love with a man, and you end up doing laundry, even if it does belong to another man.
-Min Farshaw

I want to get drunk as a drowned mouse, and fast!
-Min Farshaw

Go juggle something.
-Min Farshaw, to Thom Merrilin

A man is a maze of brambles in darkness, and even he does not know the way.
-Mistress Anan

Rand al'Thor...is a mule-headed, stonewilled, fool of a...a...a man!
-Moiraine Damodred

The fourth night. . .He could not understand how she managed to make ants crawl into his smallclothes, or to make them all bite at once.
-Moiraine Damodred, reflecting back on her first travel with Lan

Tonight you will eat fish. Tomorrow, you may die.
-Moiraine, to Faile

It's time to toss the dice.
-motto of the Band of the Red Hand

Narg no hurt.
-Narg

They also kept giving him gifts of garlic for some reason, which he ate with great pleasure.
-narration, speaking of Perrin and townspeople's reaction to his yellow eyes

As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.
-Nerim, to Mat, while sewing up his wounds

Only a ninny thinks she can threaten people, Elayne, and still get anywhere.
-Nynaeve al'Meara

I do not have to make sense.
-Nynaeve al'Meara

Whatever in the world made you think of trying to bully them?
-Nynaeve al'Meara

I will NOT apologize.
-Nynaeve al'Meara

I think we've just found the Ancient Muckety-muck Sisterhood of Wise Women.
-Nynaeve al'Meara, concerning the Kin

I can't abide women who poke their noses into other people's business.
-Nyneave al'Meara

I have a reading lesson with the Lady Riselle. She lets me rest my head on her bosom while she reads to me.
-Olver

Soon comes the day all shall be free.
Even you, and even me.
Soon comes the day all shall die.
Surely you, but never I.

-Padan Fain

All we met were Tinkers and some Whitecloaks. On the whole, singing with the Tinkers was more fun than the Whitecloaks.
-Perrin Aybara

A Warder once told me Trollocs call the Aiel Waste 'the Dying Ground.' I mean to make them give that name to the Two Rivers.
-Perrin Aybara

Out! Out, woman! Out, now! Or I will throw you out, and I will throw you so far you bounce twice!
-Perrin Aybara, to Berelain sur Paendrag

That is always important, Mat, who stays alive. It's like dice. You can't win if you can't play, and you can't play if you're dead.
-Rand al'Thor

I have heard it said that you should believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see.
-Rand al'Thor

Come against me, if you dare! I am the storm! Come if you dare, Shai'tan! I am the Dragon Reborn!
-Rand al'Thor

All women are Aes Sedai.
-Rand al'Thor

Perrin had such a serene marriage, with a smiling, gentle wife
-Rand al'Thor

You'd be surprised what my Asha'man would dare.
-Rand al'Thor

Loial, didn't you say there was no wind in the Ways?
-Rand al'Thor

Only a battle lost is sadder than a battle won.
-Rand al'Thor

I will ask one more time. What do you want? Answer, or leave. By the door or a window; your choice
-Rand al'Thor

The light shine on you, Lord Ingtar of House Shinowa, and may you shelter in the palm of the Creator's hand. The last embrace of the Mother welcome you home.
-Rand al'Thor, at Ingtar's Last Stand

Play 'March of Death'. Play it, unless you know a sadder song. Play something to make your soul weep. If you have one still.
-Rand al'Thor, to Asmodean

I will never serve you, Father of Lies. In a thousand lives, I never have. I know that. I'm sure of it. Come. It is time to die.
-Rand al'Thor, to Ba'alzamon

I'm the one who's supposed to go mad, Aes Sedai, but you already are.
-Rand al'Thor, to Cadsuane Melaidhrin

I told you to make weapons, Taim. Show me just how deadly they are. Disperse the Shaido. Break them.
-Rand al'Thor, to Mazrim Taim

Read and find out.
-Robert Jordan

I created these characters, and I am an Old Testament God with my fist in the middle of their lives.
-Robert Jordan - CNN Interview, 2000

To stand against the Shadow so long as iron is hard and stone abides. To defend the Malkieri while one drop of blood remains. To avenge what cannot be defended.
-Royal Malkeri Oath

My heart rises with the sun.
To the chime of swords
I die at sunset...

-Saldaean poem

An Aes Sedai never lies, but the truth she speaks may not be the truth you think you hear.
-saying concerning sisters of the White Tower

Lean back on your knife and let your tongue go free.
-saying in Altara

The more women there are about, the softer a wise man steps.
-saying in Arad Doman

Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain.
-saying in Shienar

Whoever holds the Stone of Tear is Lord of Tear, city and nation.
-saying in Tear

Do not trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
-saying in the Maule

Whether the bear beats the wolf or the wolf beats the bear, the rabbit always loses.
-saying in the Two Rivers

The Creator made women to please the eye and trouble the mind.
-saying in the Two Rivers

A woman's eyes cut deeper than a knife.
-saying in the Two Rivers

Men believe the worst easily, and women believe it hides something still darker.
-saying in the Two Rivers

Time to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.
-saying of the Band of the Red Hand

The Law of Unintended Consequences, stronger than any written Law. 'Whether or not what you do has the effect you want, it will have three at least you never expected, and one of those usually unpleasant.
-Siuan Sanche

She was not a pretty little porcelain doll; she was a beautiful little porcelain doll. On the outside, anyway. Inside, where it counted, was another matter.
-Siuan Sanche, referring to Moiraine

What happened with the pond? Surely the water is the point of the story.
-Somara

We'll toss the dice however they fall,
and snuggle the girls be they short or tall,
then follow young Mat whenever he calls,
to dance with Jak o' the Shadows.

-song of the Band of the Red Hand

In my day, girls jumped when a Wise One said jump, and continued jumping until they were told to stop. As I am still alive, it is still my day. Need I make myself clearer?
-Sorilea, to Aviendha and Egwene al'Vere

When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
-Sorilea, to Egwene al'Vere

A woman will kill you for half the reason of a man, but cry twice as hard afterward.
-Thom Merrilin

Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy, or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.
-Thom Merrilin

In wars, boy, fools kill other fool for foolish causes.
-Thom Merrilin

I saw Elaida in the street the other day. If she knew I was here, she would peel my hide off in strips, and then she would stop being pleasant.
-Thom Merrilin

Horrible woman, if we had turned her loose on the Trollocs, she'd have had them all sweeping and mopping.
-Thom Merrilin, of the Stone's Majhere

You wait here - and try not to eat the table.
-Thom Merrilin, to Mat Cauthon

Obviously, Selucia miscounted with the ants.
-Tuon

Bloody Matrim Cauthon is my husband. That is the wording you used, is it not?
-Tuon, to Mat Cauthon

Did you know Faile is only 15 years old?

Ooops … she LOOKED 18.
-Uncle Jeff

Do you have any idea how long it takes to dig graves for twenty-three oak trees?

Wouldn't it be easier to cremate a tree?
-Uncle Jeff

Will any of the 'good guys' ever be turned to the Dark One by a circle of Myrddraal and Dreadlords?

Probably. Let's face it, the "good guys" are just a bunch of pansies.
-Uncle Jeff

After AMoL I will...

Burn down the bookstores.
-Uncle Jeff

Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy, or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.

Sometimes, she is a man.
-Uncle Jeff

Dance with her, and she will forgive much; dance well, and she will forgive anything.

Step on her toes, and she will kill you.
-Uncle Jeff

The Creator made women to please the eye and trouble the mind.

If you don’t believe that, just get married. (Just kidding, Julie.)
-Uncle Jeff

One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women mean trouble in the house. Three pretty women mean run for the hills.

Four pretty women mean you're probably a Mormon.
-Uncle Jeff

Dance well with a woman and she's halfways yours.

Dance crappy and she’ll beat your ass.
-Uncle Jeff

Does 'Daughter of the Nine Moons' mean anything to you?

Yes. It means your daughter has nine asses.
-Uncle Jeff

Leafblighter means to blind the Eye of the World, Lost One. He means to slay the Great Serpent. Warn the People, Lost One. Sightburner comes. Tell them to stand ready for He Who Comes With the Dawn. Tell them...
-unknown Maiden of the Spear

A woman's flaming rights are whatever she flaming says they are. That's what women in Shienar say, anyway.
-Uno

Oh, I do remember you. The one with the fla- the mouth. Ragan thought you could skin and butcher a blo- bull at ten paces with your tongue. Chaena and Nangu thought fifty.
-Uno, to Nynaeve al'Meara

We come, brother. We hunt.
-Wolves, to Perrin Aybara

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 13829 - Favs: 16,666 - Follows: 14,088 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13214 - Favs: 16,660 - Follows: 15,572 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Moats and Boats and Waterfalls by blueink3 reviews
Home. The word is given new meaning for five-year-old Emma when she's dropped off with her new foster parent. (AU, obvi)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,095 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Sheriff Graham/The Huntsman
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29807 - Favs: 16,102 - Follows: 14,352 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 452,319 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
The Abyss Gazes Also by JimW reviews
I'm not a cop, he thinks. I'm... not a cop. And that means there are a lot of things I can't do. But it also means... I don't have to play by the rules.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,664 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Rick C., Kate B.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto by battousai222 reviews
The 4th Hokage never sealed the Kyuubi into Naruto. Instead he defeated it and gave his son Naruto a new chance at life. A strong, powerful Naruto. He made Jounin at 13 also. Pairing Naruto X FEMALE Haku! Haku is a girl!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,451 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
To kiss a Hyuga by FaintFalconHunter reviews
It has always been a Hyuga tradition that you must marry the person you share your first kiss with. She wanted her first kiss to be Naruto Uzumaki but we don't always get what we want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,145 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Wind Lord by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,151 - Reviews: 2782 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Ta'veren by Geralt reviews
When Rand was 13, Lews started manifesting in the boy's dreams, passing on to him the knowledge of how to control his Ta'veren ability. Seven years later, Moiraine arrived to find Two Rivers a very different place from what it was supposed to be.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 91,699 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Naruto: Captured by EdStargazer reviews
Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,145 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Jedi Knight Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,454 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Obi-Wan K., unknown 1, Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the White Wizard by Cyberwraith9 reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Harry returns to Hogwarts with a new ally in his personal war with Voldemort. With the help of this unlikely hero, can Harry put an end to the scourge of the wizarding world for good? A Harry PotterDresden Files crossover!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,754 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P.
What's to Come by Paladin of Farore reviews
The visions of the future haunt Jodie's dreams. A future where she and the little girl she helped bring into the world must face impending Oblvion. It's not something she can keep to herself, and she knows that the friends who took her in at her lowest point deserve to know everything. She and Aiden can face a lot together, but for what coming, they'll need Zoe's help.
Beyond: Two Souls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Complete
Beyond Two Souls: The Second Story by Thedeterminedwriter23 reviews
This is based off the Zoey ending. The end of the world as we know it is about to arrive and it's up to Zoey and Jodie to prevent it from happening. Rated M for things I have yet to think of.
Beyond: Two Souls - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/10/2013
Beyond train rides by Blank pen clear ink reviews
While hiding from the law may be difficult and stressful, having an over protective and mischievous entity always makes things better... except when said entity decides to ignore her commands. All Jodie wanted was some sleep, and instead, she get's side tracked by Aiden's pranksーand yet not only that, by some memories as well. One shot! Rated T for language.
Beyond: Two Souls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Jodie H., Aiden - Complete
Korrasami Week 2013 by SandraLVV reviews
It was Korra and Asami's first anniversary and they had luckily coincided on some free time to spend with one another.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Korra, Asami S. - Complete
Evolution of Command by Blackdeer7 reviews
Lakota Shepard is Earthborn/sole-survivor/Paragade. Each chapter highlights Lakota's developing relationship with a crew member and/or her romantic interest, Liara T'Soni. Takes place between ME1 & ME2. FShep/Liara. New chapter: Shep and Liara smuggle "contraband" onto the Normandy...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,435 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
True Strength by Guybrush007 reviews
Naruto's journey through life after his battle at the Valley of the End shows him just what it means to be truly strong in a world of shinobi, conspiracy, and good and evil. NaruxHina, other pairings, much battle and enough fluff to please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,067 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Kyubed:Shinobi's Revenge on Naruto by ContraBardus reviews
A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 417,515 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Chasing Redemption by Estora reviews
AU. When Anakin dies, Obi-Wan is left to pick up the shattered remains of their lives. The Supreme Chancellor seems to offer escape from the grief and guilt – unfortunately, he's also just decided that Obi-Wan will make a perfect replacement apprentice...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,922 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Obi-Wan K.
Daydream by glasswrks reviews
If you haven't seen the first episode of season three, you may want to wait to read this. Reviews/comments are always welcome, encouraged in fact.
Lost Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bo D., Lauren - Complete
Fangirls by hakuse-kun reviews
Naruto stumbles upon a shop dedicated soley to him, and even more unexpectedly, girls who shop from it! NarutoXAwholelotofgirls, Warning: AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
That Creepy Stalker Stage by It's Just Apple Pie reviews
Completely ridiculous, completely meaningless fluffy conversation between Bo and Lauren, over the phone, which could have occurred at any moment in the series. So no spoilers. Just a spoiled hand, a doctor, and some shattered glass. No biggie. Excuse the cliches. Chapter 3, Bearing Gifts: Kenzi complains about Bo and Lauren's noisy extra curricular activities.
Lost Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Bo D., Lauren
As She Lays Down by Milarqui reviews
As soon as the bullet went through her, Kate thought about the man that was holding her as she bled. The man that she loved the most, over everyone else. Caskett, Esplanie.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,422 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Rick C., Kate B.
5x00 Blind Heat by jane0904 reviews
A week after the end of Season 4, Kate and Rick talk about what happens next, and Martha becomes embroiled in a mystery of her own, finding she needs help from a certain ex-cop and her writer son. My usual hiatus-infill story! Read, enjoy, review! Now complete, just in time for Season 5!
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,257 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop by ifonly13 reviews
Kate Beckett was twenty-six when the biggest accident in her life occurred. Five years later, the biggest miracle happens. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 136,852 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Uncovered by itsLisey reviews
Emma's secrets come crashing down around her. Set right after the finale. One-shot.
Lying Game, 2011 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Emma B., Laurel M. - Complete
Shepard's Folly by Quibbleflux reviews
Shortly after Liara settles into her new role, everything goes wrong. Now Liara finds herself on the crew of the Normandy once more as Shepard tries to rekindle their broken relationship and face yet another peril that threatens the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Emma Swan, Skeptic by Sarah1281 reviews
It all starts when Henry figures out who Gold is and tells him that Belle is alive. That sets the ball in motion and soon the curse is breaking left and right. None of this, however, means that Emma is at all obligated to believe that there is a curse.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Emma S. - Complete
shake it like a ladder to the sun by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
Mary Margaret Swan doesn't age, talks to birds, and bakes pies that make people do what she wants. She wins Awesomest Mother of the Year, like, hands down, every time. / Or, Geppetto finishes the chest on time, and Life happens.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Emma S. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
Angels of the Storm by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
The Reapers have come, doom threatens the galaxy and it is time for Malleus Scandarum and his brothers to stand firm and face the oncoming storm. ME3 Specfic, sequel to Hammerhand, complete.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 195,460 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Space Marines - Complete
All My Secrets by ifonly13 reviews
Secrets are shared and kept between a writer, a cop, and their team. Chapter Seven is rated M.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,736 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
BEMB: Path to Jonin by DarthValgaav reviews
Part two of the BEMB series. Please read the first before you start this one. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,880 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Naruto U., Rin
The Interrogation of Richard Castle by neongreenninja reviews
Detective Beckett needs to speak with her husband, Richard Castle about something very serious. Caskett future fluff.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
I'd Get You Out by Minstrel164 reviews
Castle finds himself kidnapped whilst on a book tour. Will Beckett, his partner, move heaven and earth to get him back safe and sound?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,561 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
After The Storm by ifonly13 reviews
Kate Beckett struggles with her emotions after telling Castle they are through being partners.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Duet by drwells123 reviews
Death is not enough to break the bond between Dr. Liara T'Soni and her newly found - and lost - love. FemShep x Liara. Comments much appreciated. I'm aiming for a new chapter every Friday. Thank you for reading!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,202 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
What is Love? by Fester0662 reviews
What would happen if Naruto realized love was the missing element in his life? Hinata wants him so badly, Naruto wants but is not sure what it is he needs. They will find each other, and then the epic will begin. Rated M for language and adult content. Naru/Hina/ Partial Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 336,551 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Awaken Me From My Daydream by WeirdAnimeChick reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura and an unexpected addition attend Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter, though no one expects whats to happen after they get there and who will show up to make a mess of the outlandish mission. HP X Naruto Crossover. No Pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,772 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Absolute Zero: The Azure Moon by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Byakuya so easily defeats Ichigo, Kisuke decides that they're going to need help to invade Soul Society and rescue Rukia. So, he calls on an old friend. Hiatus pending completion of The Azure Sky.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,378 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Waking Life by Blackdeer7 reviews
A love story told through multiple POVs. Liara helps Shepard finally realize that she can share her burdens. Covers ME1 thru LotSB. FemShep/Liara
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Hammerhand by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
Honour the Chapter, honour the Emperor, honour the Imperium. Easy oaths to keep when in a world you can understand. Far, far harder, when a place steeped in heresy calls for aid and duty forces your hand to answer.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,150 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 147 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Naruto: A Shinigami's Awakening by Narutomaniac reviews
Naruto is betrayed by someone close to him. In a rage he awakens Shinigami powers. It'll start in the Narutoverse then go into the Bleach universe. Naruto/Fem. Haku and depending on poll in my profile maybe two Bleach girls. Longer summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
The What If? Scenario by Blackdeer7 reviews
What if Lakota Shepard and her crew didn't survive the siege on the collector base? The following is her contingency plan: personal logs, notes on crew and letters. Complete at one time, but neglected some key crew members. They revolted. Back In Progress
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
O Naruto, Where Art Thou? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,479 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunami
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3748 - Favs: 5,327 - Follows: 2,290 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crossover by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Based on my Alternative Canon universe, trouble brews as the canon Naruto universe comes into contact with another, and crossover begins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,255 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Tails of the Fox Sage by DarthValgaav reviews
In the battle with Sasuke, Naruto is presumed dead. He awakes to find himself in a new land and will face new challenges with new powers. Watch as he makes a name for himself. I don't own Naruto so plz don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,431 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Naruto: An Alternative Canon by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Snippets for an alternate take on the Naruto-verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Something Special by Blackdeer7 reviews
Liara T'Soni reunites with her former lover, Lakota Shepard, on the Normandy SR-2. This is an extended cabin scene from LotSB. Ahem...yeah...romance abounds.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Comments Along the Way by Blackdeer7 reviews
Liara toured the Normandy SR-2 after the events on the Shadow Broker base. The following are some comments she heard from Lakota Shepard's loyal crew members. One-shot. FemShep/Liara. Bioware owns 'em, I'm just taking 'em out to play.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni - Complete
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Fractured by Cartographical reviews
A stressful weekend for Castle and Beckett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,879 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Crown And Anchor by FloatingAmoeba reviews
She'll never admit that she's squeezing his hand just as hard as he's squeezing hers. Post-ep for 3x06 3XK, so spoilers for that episode.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Multiplication by Martinet Atom reviews
Producing more Airbenders is not a problem. At least, it's not Aang's problem.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sokka - Complete
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Ninja Samurai by Foxcomm reviews
Akechi Mitsuhide was a samurai just passing through. When his life was saved because of his kindness to a small boy, Naruto. Now his son, Naruto seeks to show the world what it has forgotten. Honor, Justice, and Right. Picture by Asuka Kureru askerian dot deviantart dot com , with permission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,836 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U.
The Phoenix Part I: Phoenix Rising by Zaion Indulias reviews
Part I in my Phoenix Trilogy. Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, son of Minato and Kushina, has been raised in a secluded compound by his mother and Rin, a student of his father. Now the young man is testing to become a ninja of Konoha and to discover his legacy. **DISCONTINUED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 160,557 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To Sleepover, perchance to dream by NoDrogs reviews
It's Ash's worst nightmare... a sleepover with Kamikaze Kate. Can this misfiled girl survive? Characters: Ash, Kate, Emily, Missy
Misfile - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ash, Kate - Complete
Pridian Moon by SalineRabbits reviews
.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,178 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Kakashi H.
Graveyard Shift by Peptuck reviews
A Spectre. A colony. A beacon. An enemy. A prophecy. A ship. A crew. A threat that could end civilization as they knew it. And from all of these things....a hero. In-depth Mass Effect Novelization.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,180 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Shepard (F)
Outbreak by Denim88 reviews
It hit the shinobi world without warning. Now the survivors must do whatever it takes to survive and outlast the infection. However, is that even possible when the problem only seems to be spreading at a greater and greater rate? NaruSaku & other pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,504 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Broken Promise by lord of the land of fire reviews
A promise is easy to make but some times hard to keep. A broken promise leads to tragic consequesnces.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14252 - Favs: 7,265 - Follows: 5,516 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Konoha Exiles II: Time Warp by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Sequel. Time has been reset. what will this mean now? More insanity, more crossovers cameo's, and More Hina/Naru. See what happens this go around as the Konoha crew does the Time Warp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,185 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Royal Prerogative: Legacy of the Yondaime by JiigarGhen reviews
Naruto, a jinchuuriki. What would happen if, at a young age, he was forced by circumstance to accept a hive of kikaichuu, the special insects the Aburame clan use? How would the Shiki Fuuin itself react? AU, divergence beginning early on. No pairings yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,865 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Muse by softer reviews
Why is she his muse? K for language
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
A Matter of Bad Timing by lord of the land of fire reviews
Some times the great tragedy isn't that we fail to love, but that we wait too long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3382 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun by KalliopeStarmist reviews
.:drabble:. Tales from Konoha's Quintessential Dysfunctional Family, the Hyuugas. Starring Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, Hizashi, and Neji, even though his name doesn't start with an H.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Altered Destiny by VenomLord reviews
When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 235,712 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: The Lost Ninja by EdStargazer reviews
Future AU Roughly 10 years after current manga. A scarred blue eyed blacksmith is found after many years of searching. He knows nothing of his past and his future looks bleak until some ninja come for him. Epilogue. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,619 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1912 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Birds and Ships by songandsilence reviews
She even tries singing a hymn of Gilboa once, but the words stick in her throat and she can't sing anymore." The story of David continues long after the series finale.
Kings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Michelle B., David S.
Legacy of the Rasengan III: Chuuten by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3716 - Favs: 5,500 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Jedi knight Uzumaki Naruto by LD 1449 reviews
When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U.
Torn by jazzpha reviews
Unable to master his Hollow atop Soukyoku Hill, Ichigo agrees to ally with Aizen in exchange for his help in controlling his Hollow with the Hougyoku. What changes will this defection cause, for Ichigo, Hueco Mundo and Soul Society? GrimmSoi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 128,244 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Naruto Hitman for Hire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Path of the Broken Creed by Hardcore Heathen reviews
There is power in the past, enough to remake the hell of the present. The path to it is hidden behind the blood that pools at his feet, the legacy of a broken creed. Naruto/Assassin's Creed crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,193 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U.
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4962 - Favs: 4,466 - Follows: 4,058 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
The Littlest Sannin II: Sound in Autumn by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Continuing story of Naruto the adopted child of the legendary three. Naruto/mini Harem. Natas's plans continue and all of the elemental lands are in danger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Fullmetal Fox by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost. Naruto will be the first alchemist in the elemental nations in over 1,000 years. Join him on his journey to find peace and love. N/A/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,290 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Finding Hope by DreamingAvidly reviews
Ichigo saved Soul Society from Aizen's rath. As a reward Soul Society have removed his memories so he may lead a 'normal' life. When trouble starts again, Rukia is sent to protect a man who no longer even knows she exists. Tough? You have no idea...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Shinobi of The Rock by alterego94 reviews
After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Prince of Thieves by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken away from the leaf at the age of five by a man called Gambit, Naruto returns at age 16. What kind of Naruto will it be? X-man? Ninja?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,914 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5888 - Favs: 3,565 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Key Through the Heart by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Prodigy of the Spirit Realm by taintedlegacy reviews
Oto, Kumo, Iwa, and Akatsuki have created an alliance in order to defeat Konoha. It's up to Naruto to gain new powers in order to save everything that is precious to him...with the help of Kyuubi of course. Are those wedding bells ringing in the distance?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 146,797 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Can We Ever Have A Happy Ending? by IchiRuki-Obsessed reviews
Ichigo admits he has fallen for a special little raven-haired munchkin. What happened when Rukia belives that it could be against the law in Soul Society to have a relationship with a human...even a half human? rated M for language and lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
May I by And The Moment's Gone reviews
May I hold you as you fall to sleep? When the world is closing in and you can't breathe.
Kings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Michelle B., David S.
The Sun Always Rises by gryphen reviews
Michelle is angry and David needs to explain. Looking at the events between First Night and Insurrection.
Kings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Michelle B., David S.
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
A Devoted Cocker Spaniel by mugglecastlover31 reviews
Claudia's experience with David in 1x03. David shows how he is more virtuous than any of the royal family even though they are the ones trying to make him look uncouth and immoral.
Kings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - David S. - Complete
Tight Coupling by seren23 reviews
This list potentially held the name of someone who was desperate to send a message and that made Pepper apprehensive, to say the least. Tony/Pepper UST, Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 7,156 - Follows: 4,035 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nine Months by dancer4ver reviews
Each month is unique...though not necessarily good. NaruIno. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,617 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Fox, The Badger and the Vampire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto codename "The Fox", his teammates Badger and Blood along with their mentor Mirage make one of Konoha's best teams for assassination, infiltration and information gathering. Reunited after a 3 year mission, they will show the genin about being ninj
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,885 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Desert Fox Redux by Zaion Indulias reviews
Temari and Naruto found love in each others arms and lived their lives happily, until the 'Day of Snakes' shattered their heaven. Now Temari has a chance to change things for the better. But in the face of destiny, will she succeed in changing fate? **DISCONTINUED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,931 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Famous Last Words by IncandescentKitsune reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4942 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha's Golden Viper by Zaion Indulias reviews
Naruto has been adopted and raised by Anko after nearly being burned alive. Now he is preparing to take the genin exam to became a shinobi of Konoha. But will he survive his enemies machinations, or will he perish in fire? **DISCONTINUED**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,421 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 3,045 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Wedding Dress by singyouhome reviews
A one shot set to the night of Amy & Ben’s wedding. The Secret life of the American Wedding this is a song-fic set to Wedding Dress by Matt Nathanson.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Amy J., Ben B. - Complete
Amy Cracks by 1italianbella reviews
Amy gets mad at Ben for trying to control what she does with the baby and they fight. one-shot. rated-T for language.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Amy J., Ben B. - Complete
Lost by fires have fly-ed reviews
Ashley is torn between opinions. It makes her sick. Oneshot.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Ashley J., Amy J. - Complete
Loop by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Assassination by nibeijia reviews
A Harry Potter/ Naruto Crossover. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are sent to Hogwarts on a mission. Not a guard the school story. Please Read, Rate, and Review
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,151 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Fly Me to the Moon by DigiFruit reviews
Ino gets into a fight with her parents and runs away from home. She decides to crash at Naruto’s place for the time being, since he’s the only one with a place of his own. Sakura, however, does not approve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,974 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of Darkness by Cka3ka reviews
AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,499 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
When Wizards Fail, Call in the ANBU by Iamakunoichi reviews
The Dark Lord has risen again, and Dumbledore's uneasy...so he calls in some unlikely help. Naruto/HP done my way. Realistic explanations, unexplored problems, superior ninja. NaruTema, IruAnko. Other pairings inside. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008
The Gate by Hardcore Heathen reviews
An expedition to Sand is cut short when the Konoha nin stumble upon the Gate...to the edges of space and time. In which Naruto is a hero to many, and Neji discovers what it truly means to shape fate. Post-Training Trip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H.
‘Tis the Season by AshGurl2897 reviews
Ben & Amy share their first Christmas alone with their daughter, Allison. This is a special Christmas, one-shot sequel to my story "Natural", which is also about Ben & Amy. I don't forsee undertaking a multiple chapter follow-up, but I felt inspired today
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ben B., Amy J. - Complete
Kara no Kyokai: The Borderline to Emptiness by Uboa reviews
AU - In the grim and dark future, there is only Magical! Lyrical! Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 181,367 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Day The Story Got Away From Me by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
I was trying to be serious, honestly I was, but the old man got mouthy and Rangiku attacked and I can't see this one coming back to the realms of sanity anytime soon. Rated T for rotten language, adult situations, bad jokes, poor hygiene, whatever. Sigh
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ichigo K.
Natural by AshGurl2897 reviews
Ben x Amy - set well into Amy's pregnancy. A story about the two of them, thoughts, words, experiences. A tribute to their love, and my hope for the outcome of their lives. Please R&R!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,532 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by r2roswell reviews
Ben/Amy. Based on the sneak peek for the new episode.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rethinking Things by xxAugustaxx reviews
Gossiping students are what greet newlyweds Ben and Amy back to school after their spur of the moment elopement. With the halls buzzing, it doesn't take long for Ricky to hear the news, and he's not so okay with it! A short, one-shot fic of future scenes.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Amy J. - Complete
Sabaku no Potter by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Something intervenes to grant baby Harry a better home... well, happier anyway. Kinda. Harry Potter, Shinobi. Of Suna.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007
Overlay by Hardcore Heathen reviews
Permanent Hiatus, but I submitted an outline for what I would have done as the final chapter. During the battle at Wave, Naruto fails to dodge Haku's senbon. They strike him directly in the stomach, and the world will never be the same because of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,432 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Life after death by DeExil reviews
Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,498 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
The Magical Chronicles: Power of Shinobi by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out, and wand-waving was in. .SasuSaku. HpxNaruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,382 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
It's Complicated by xxAugustaxx reviews
A continuation scene between Amy and Ashley from episode 1X03 after they hug.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Amy J., Ashley J. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Infernal Machine and Miss Potts by VictorianChik reviews
Movie-Verse. A bizarre story where Tony acts recklessly, and his overbearing computer system and Miss Pepper Potts demand answers. Warning: Spanking of an adult, very angsty and severe.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008
Missing Scenes by BabyBeaver reviews
Just my interpretation of what might have happened after certain scenes in the show... Probably focusing on Ben and Amy...NEW CHAPTER: The Black Eye.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008
Closet Space by jc'amour reviews
Dear Diary, not all stories end happily ever after, mine was better. Babies & boys, you can't get anymore complicated than that.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,526 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008
The Dubai Alibi by Sare Liz reviews
I would like to throw a party. So, could you get the house in Dubai ready, please?" AU and spoiler for the deleted scenage, but definitely T/P. One shot.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Executive Order 911 by Elizabeth Bathory reviews
#159 - stress from the LJ Pepperony 200 challenge - Pepper indulges in one of her many employee benefits after Tony pushes her buttons one too many times.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Ninja Crack by The-Caitiff reviews
My silly one shot folder for stories in the Naruto universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
Especially Now? by Hopefully536 reviews
What would happen if the secret slipped.. ON PURPOSE? Read and review. Disclaimer: I don't own The Secret Life Of The American Teenager or any of its characters. I did not create it, and am not trying to take credit for it.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Three Little Words by jeytonlover reviews
Why did she find it so incredibly hard to say those three little words?
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
She's Like the Wind by Bunny1 reviews
Fluffy Amy/Ben mild smuttiness, right after they decided to wait on sex after the finale... Complete; one shot.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary by curlymonic1215 reviews
Ashley's thoughts on what's going on in her life. This will be updated weekly after each episode.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008
Keyboards and Memories by BabyBeaver reviews
Ben, Amy, and a keyboard. I don't own the songs, just love them.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Bloody Fox by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto is chased out of the village at the age of six. He runs into three other people on a bridge and they become a team. Starts off at the begining to the Wave Arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,445 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
The Dark Knight by calatrava reviews
Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Not Saying Goodbye by BabyBeaver reviews
Kinda stealing the idea from someone, but oh well. Just Ben's thoughts after certain scenes during Absent.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Reshrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Swords have been drawn. Battles have been waged. Blood has been spilled. And still, hope lives on. This is the true story of Seireitei and the invasion, as told by Uzumaki Naruto, Shinigami of Seireitei in the Soul Society. Naruto/Bleach crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., R. Matsumoto
Always Emotion is the Future by Foulds reviews
Obi Wan decided to hide the truth from Luke. But what if Luke and Leia had made a terrible mistake on Hoth in their ignorance? What if Leia was pregnant with Luke's child? Chapter 23; as Obi-Wan learns the truth, Luke falls back in the Emperor's hands...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,117 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Luke S., Leia O.
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 453 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
There Was No Other Choice by AshGurl2897 reviews
Set in 1x06 - as Amy clings to Ben in the family planning clinic, she thinks about Ben and their memories together. I felt it was necessary to clarify her side, as I've justified Ben's but now feel like Amy is deeper than many give her credit for as well.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Overlord by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A little experiment... A Naruto, Disgaea crossover where Laharl claims Naruto as his successor. Check it out, leave a review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,445 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
A Hero's Betrayal: A Son's Redemption by silentmaster reviews
When a hero chooses the love for his son over the love of his village, how will he live with himself? How far will Naruto go to redeem his family name and his father's lost honor? Powerful Naruto pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Love That Requires No Less by AshGurl2897 reviews
Spoilers for 1x05. Basically, Ben's thoughts in a run-through of episode 5, with verbatim dialogue. I really think the complexity of Ben's character is lost sometimes in the show. How does he really feel about Amy's pregnancy? What will happen to them?
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
The Ties that Bind by x-Midnight-Rain-x reviews
Three years have passed and the group known as Akatsuki has begun to move. Now is the time for action. A Naruto/Temari pairing. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,669 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Sunday Afternoon by AshGurl2897 reviews
In response to his Dad's prodding, Ben wonders whether Amy is pregnant, and Amy finally tells him the truth. The pair discusses the future. Spoilers for 1x04, potentially bits of 1x05 if you haven't seen the previews or can't figure where it's headed.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Yellow Roses by KitsunexMaxwell reviews
Much to Gwen's disappointment she gets dumped... right before her senior prom. Good thing she knows a hero when she needs one. Please Read and Review. PLATONIC Ben x Gwen pairing
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
What Love Is by AshGurl2897 reviews
Spoilers through episode 3 - Ben thinks about Amy and his thoughts on the nature of love.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
Konoha no Tsurugi by TitaniumWyvern reviews
[Sword of Konoha]Naruto is a jinchuuriki who possesses the ultimate offense of wind. see as his progresses into the greatest asset of Konoha or it's cause of ruin. Pairing: NarutoxTayuyaxTemari [might develop into harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,908 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
Chocolate and Vanilla Swirls by S. Chiba reviews
Muzuki is back in the States after being found out as a girl and is now waiting for Sano to visit her. But what happens when he doesn't show up? And why does it seem like someone is stalking Mizuki? 1st attempt at oneshot. reviews appreciated!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things Konoha Genin are not Allowed to do by jgkitarel reviews
A series of things that Konoha's genin are not allowed to do in order of teams. Now, a blast from the past! The one! The only! Team Minato!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Great and Terrible: The Emperor's War by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sequel to, The Hokage Great and Terrible. Ten years after the destruction of Konoha Naruto leads the village of Minato through a time of chaos and division. He hopes for a new age of peace. But a new kind of war is coming. Naruto X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rubies & Sapphires Book 2: Onyx & Citrine by Synica reviews
Part two of the Rubies & Sapphires Books. Naruto has kept his promise to Kurenai and come back from the Jounin Exams alive. Pairings: NaruxKure. Minor HinaxShin, ShikxTema and possibly others. Please read the first book before this one. Closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,069 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
When Shinobi Meet Wizards by KakashiPwnsAllUNoobs reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are ANBU and are now 16. They are called to go on a mission to protect a boy named Harry Potter and his school, Hogwarts, from Voldemort. Naruto HP Xover. Naruto Harry Potter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/25/2007
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8884 - Favs: 5,601 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Team Anko by Lahmikhara reviews
-AU- Naruto was raised by a slightly crazy old man called Uzumaki Kenamo. A Hyuuga Kinjutsu, a different team, an other Sensei and a meddling old man. Follow them as they try to fulfill their dreams and ambitions as the story unfolds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Collision Course by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,902 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
In An Unsightly Manner by Legendary Legacy reviews
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not What You Expected? by Legendary Legacy reviews
You may never look at Harry/Tonks the same way again. Mockfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The life of Yugito by lord of the land of fire reviews
She is Nii Yugito the two tails jinchuuriki. This is the story of her coming of age and her search for acceptance and love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Any Cost by SiuanSedai reviews
Rand and Moiraine realise that they have more in common than they thought.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Thunderstuck: The Story of Neji Hyuuga by recodan reviews
Now with ten percent fruit juice!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Neji H.
Unexpected Occurences by SiuanSedai reviews
Some things an Aes Sedai should do and some things an Aes Sedai certainly should not. But Moiraine has never paid much attention to the confines of should and should not. Moiraine x Rand. Written for 5drunkfics livejournal challenge.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Dead On Arrival by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Chapter Summary: "But Haku didn't care how Zabuza might have viewed her in that very instant. She was, for the time being, a teenage girl. And damned if her hormoned and girly tendencies were going to act accordingly."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,039 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Training: Tenten by Ikari666 reviews
After hearing about Hinata's improvement under Naruto's hands, Tenten seeks him out for advice. Sequel to Training: Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Tenten, Naruto U. - Complete
Training: Hinata by Ikari666 reviews
Hinata comes to Naruto bearing good news. Her visit turns into an impromptu training session that has the girl blushing more than she ever has.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Full Circle by Case13 reviews
The past catches up to us all. Eventually. AU as of recent manga chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Beyond the Veil Lies Chicago? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Hermione discovers a possible way to recover Sirius from the Veil. She and Harry step through a portal to another plane. A Harry Potter Dresden Files crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uzumaki Prodigy by The Bored Writer reviews
Kushina Uzumaki didn't die giving birth to Naruto. What would it be like if he grew up with his mother? Pairings:bits of NaruIno NaruAnko NaruSaku NaruTayu NaruHina. Still a bit undecided. First Fanfic. R&R rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Naruto U.
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Rise to Power by crashtestdummy reviews
What if Naruto gave up on Sakura just after joining team 7? How much stronger would he get now that he's focused on training? What differences will he make? How will he become Hokage? NarutoKurenai pairing CURRENTLY REWRITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,796 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Being The Father He Never Had by Kafaru reviews
AU Just after Naruto becomes a Genin a Baby that looks just like him is left on his doorstep with an injured Kunoichi bearing a sound headband. Why does this baby look like him and who is this girl? NarFemHaku ShinoKin Half Human Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Warning Signs by Hayling reviews
The Jinchuuriki have been warned and prepare for the coming war with Akatsuki. Naruto is no exception as Jiraiya enlists aid to train the boy, even if it is from a most unlikely source. Diverges during the timeskip, Naruto x Temari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,698 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
The Story with No Title by recodan reviews
It's movie night for the Akatsuki. Then a emo shows up. Hilartiy ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Team 7 Body Swap by recodan reviews
Everyone in Team 7 swaps bodies. Hilarity ensues. Short chapters but hopeully frequent updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Lemon flavoured by Peppermint Ink reviews
What Sano did next thoroughly surprised them both. Oneshot. SanoxMizuki.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Curse of the Evil Dumpling by kinggorss90 reviews
A cute little one shot. Mizuki x Sano. Mizuki is awoken early in the morning and decides to go on a jog. Little does she know, someone was following...Please R&R
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
The Story Of Mitarashi Naruto by AnkoSupaFan reviews
Naruto is saved and adopted by Anko. Will the two who are so alike be able to survive together through the most dangerous of all missions, life? How will he and his team and the other Konoha Genin fare in the Chunin Exams? NaruTen, Currently Revising
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Different End In The Valley by lord of the land of fire reviews
A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Altered Destiny: The Will of the Wheel by Big D on a Diet reviews
Rewrite of Shezza88's Altered Destiny, done with permission. One change... one shift in the Pattern, may end up destroying the Dragon Reborn and tearing the Age Lace for all time.
Wheel of Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
Memories and Dreams, Truth and Trust by MythNLynx reviews
Everyone has their take on how Mizuki finds out that Sano knows her secret. I'm no exception. My take, rated T for a little twist of lime. My first Hana-Kimi fanfic, MxS, please R&R! Thanks!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Sun Bright Morning by Sara Moon reviews
Two-shot. Mizuki is down with a cold! “Imagine the wind in your hair…Blowing away all of your cares…” Sano x Mizuki
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Not Too Sweet by Kaze Neko-Chibi reviews
When Mizuki gives Sano chocolates for Valentine's day, Sano doesn't know what to do! And how is he going to hide the chocolates from everyone else? Spoilers for Volume 21! Now a Two-Shot!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Death, In Glory by Apocalypso-33 reviews
Crossover with 300: The Movie. AU Time is a fragile dimension, and mixing magic with it has severe repercussions more often than not. What does the future hold for Harry, raised in ancient Sparta, then thrust back into the Future? Eventual Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,073 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Rivers of Gold by BlackWolfHellHound reviews
Thought of this idea after reading the book. Rand and Elayne's declaration of love for each other. Adult situations. Read and Review, please!
Wheel of Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Naruto: the Videogame by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
Dresses by Min Daae reviews
Gift fic for TheZorpisuttle. Mat has no idea what he's doing here...but then again, he does. MatTuon fluff, in which she acts, he reacts, and Selucia is not in on the joke. ONESHOT.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Girl Trouble by 4ng3legg reviews
A transformation gone wrong! Naruto is stuck as a beautiful woman! And all the boys of Konoha want to meet this new girl! How will his girlfriend take it? NaruXHina A little bit lemony at the end. Very little
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,898 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Clan of Currents by Mr. Lee reviews
Four souls search the world for a place to call home. What they do on their journey helps them become legends. A revised version of Wanderers by 412816. NarutoxTemari and GaaraxTayuya. Rated M for language and suggestive themes. Currently on Temp. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,648 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Star Wars: Altered Destinies by Chris Widger reviews
ON HOLD: What if the Tantive IV wasn’t intercepted by the Devastator over Tatooine, and Princess Leia reached ObiWan Kenobi? What if a young Imperial officer named Han Solo had never witnessed the mistreatment of a certain Wookie, and graduated
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Luke S., Leia O.
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 398 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Engaged by fitzgerald reviews
[NarutoxTemari] As part of the peace treaty right after the Chuunin Exams, Temari is sent to Konoha to marry one Uzumaki Naruto. Action, Intrigue and Romance follow the two blondes as they figure out just what this arranged marriage means for them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,302 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
The Hyuuga Way by Edric Loto reviews
The Hyuuga family is very traditional, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise for the young heiress Hyuuga Hinata. HinataNaruto, Hinata centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Simple Misunderstanding by Legendary Legacy reviews
Naruto has successfully returned from retrieving Sasuke. I think you all know what happens next, right? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trouble, Adventure and Hogwarts! by Sabaku no Yumi reviews
NarutoxHP crossover. Team Kakashi and team Gai go to Hogwarts to protect a certain wizard. Follow our ninjas as they struggle with magic, homework and teachers stranger than their own. PLS REVIEW!T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Blood of the Snake by Kat Loussier reviews
NarutoxHarry Potter When ten shinobi attend Hogwarts, you know things are going to get a little messed up. But throw in a Christmas Ball, practical defense, and dance lessons, and you know things will get chaotic...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Prince and the Troublesome Maiden by lord of the land of fire reviews
Ever wonder how Shikamaru's parents got together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
My Sweet Valentine by Princess Nattie15 reviews
Mizuki's favorite holiday is Valentine's Day and Sano plans to do something special for her.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007
Sight of Life & Death by xan.tanuki reviews
Naruto, hinata, Sasuke, & sakura are trained as genin under Mitarashi Anko. Naruto & Hinata meet the two supreme entities Life and Death and gain otherworldly powers. BEWARE T violence, cursing. pairings: Naruhina Sasusaku Flaming Accepted...xan.tanuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
A Better Time by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would it do to you if the person you loved was gone forever? For Hinata the answer is a dark one. Character Death. One shot. Hinata X Naruto, slight Neji X Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 182 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
A New Perspective by DramaQueen1193 reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of not learning because all the Academy teachers except Iruka hate him. So, he decides to get a new sensei, and finds himself apprenticed to Kakashi, and taught by crazy Jounin like Anko and Ibiki. How will Naruto end up?ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4065 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 280 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Love is Blind by Min Daae reviews
Ah, the crack pairings. Ranging from sweet and fluffy to downright sexy, almost love to definitely romantic. Enjoy, R&R! PAIRINGS: ElayneBirgitte, GraendalAran'gar. UPDATED, finally.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,522 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006
Kunoichi Returned by Revanant Dragoon reviews
The Final Battle. Sasuke summons the Edo Tensei. Naruto counters. Kyuubi, Murphy’s Law Incarnate, decides to intervene. “Hey, teme, your mom is HOT.” -NarutoMikoto- -Discontinued-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 438 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 329 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Premature Depature by Vadraxia reviews
3 years after Tarmon Gaidon, Rand watches from the shadows as the three loves of his lives live on. To go, or to stay behind. One of the most difficult decisions of his life rests on his choice between mind, or heart. RandxAviMinEly
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
A Wicked Requiem by Legendary Legacy reviews
Experimental Darkfic. Thanks to a careless villager, the bonds on the Kyubi have broken, and now eight long years of pentup rage is about to be unleashed. *IT'S DEAD JIM*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Pure As Snow by Hokagehime S.E reviews
Haku wasn't dead. And Haku's a girl! She's pregnant too? What's going on here? What will happen before and after Haku gives birth to Zabuza's child in Konoha? NaruHaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Haku
To See You by Kristanci reviews
Takes place during the OsakaBlossom Christmas party. Mizuki is enjoying her time as a Blossom girl standin even though she is not paired with Sano. However, another special event has her paired with someone she least expected. Minor Spoilers.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Coming To Terms by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Nami doesn't like women...or at least, not that way. Does she? Maybe Robin can help her figure out where she stands.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Green Apple Elixir and Sugared Vanilla by Quillslinger reviews
In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well adjusted of them all. Naruto/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Get a HAIRCUT! by Machiko-Chan reviews
When Mizuki forgets to upkeep her hair, it makes someone notice… ONESHOT plus a hint...
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Mizuki A., Izumi S. - Complete
Oh, Screw It by Shooby reviews
Mizuki and Sano explore their new relationship, while Nakatsu gets a bit jealous. Can they keep everything a secret, or will someone new find everything out? This is a sequel to the one shot To Hell With It.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 10/7/2005
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
A Not So High School Experience by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know the typical high school fic? Well Naruto doesn't. Warning: Fourth Wall breaking. Mock fic. Also, I'm awesome at summaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Thing by thescientistwrangler reviews
Sano is in the middle of Spring Cleaning when he stumbles something that look like either road kill or a dust bunny with plans to take over the world. Based on a true story!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Izumi S., Mizuki A. - Complete
Frozen Eternity by Eternal Lilacs reviews
Full summary inside. HakuNaruHaku. Technically it would be yaoi but Haku is a girl in this story so yea... Anyways Full Summary inside Plz Read and Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 149 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Andor's Shame by Efrum the Retarded Rabbit reviews
This is my extremelyunlikelytohappen take on what will happen to Elayne and Rand's son. Does anyone really think Andor will welcome the Dragon Reborn's son with open arms? I don't.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2006
Moonlight Swim by Angel Down Under reviews
When Mizuki can't sleep one night, she decides to go for a little swim. What will happen when Izumi follows her?
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Starting Anew by Rahillion reviews
Mizuki's secret is finally exposed. Now, kicked out of Osaka, she transfers to a new school. But how will she and and her friends, especially Sano, cope with it?
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 5/6/2005
Running with the Pack by Chailyn Cole Runewood reviews
After the Last Battle, Perrin finds out that he's not alone.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Water by Min Daae reviews
Rand Min cuteness. Fluffsmut involving baths, beds, and a very ticklish Rand. R&R, if you please? ONESHOT.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
To Good To Be True by Legendary Legacy reviews
Who is this mysterious man who suddenly appears out of nowhere to save the lives of our Konoha heros from the likes of Orochimaru and Akatsuki? ...Gee, who do you think? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
SleepTalk by Magawa reviews
This is the companion piece to SleepWalk. And of course Sano gets to overhear some of the adorably ridiculous things Mizuki says in her sleep.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
The Politics of love by Redlion707 reviews
Temari and Naruto are forced into a arranged marriage to strengthen the sand leaf alliance. Will this end in loathing or love. NarutoTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Naruto U., Temari
Possession by C.Queen reviews
For his own sanity Sano won't let Mizuki sleep in his bed after she watches a terrifying horror movie with Nakatsu. But can he really stay out of her bed when he hears her whimpering in her sleep? I don't think so.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Mizuki A., Izumi S. - Complete
Betrothal by lackey H reviews
An odd Naruto pairing, presented in a hopefully believable way. Check last chapter for important Authors Message
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,866 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Naruto U., Temari
In Ashiya's Shoes by scsweetxs reviews
Comical story about Ashiya observing the all boys' school with her female point of view. Through her eyes roam the disgusting, nasty, pigsty lifestyle of the boys of Hana Kimi. Please read and review and enjoy!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
The Doom of Konoha by Legendary Legacy reviews
Konoha has lost the war with Orochimaru. How could something like this possibly have happened, and what does the Snake Sannin have planned next? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Misunderstood by Runadaemon reviews
A continuation of 'Cherry Kisses'. SxM What happened the day after Mizuki's little experiment? Just a funny little followup.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Rubies & Sapphires Book 1 by Synica reviews
Naruto is taken in at a young age by Kakashi, and trained by the Jounin Senseis. However, Naruto's sapphire eyes have only one thing in their sights. The ruby eyes of one Yuuhi Kurenai. NarutoxKurenai. Sakura & Sasuke bashing for all. First Part Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,145 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Way Things Are Now by Legendary Legacy reviews
Times have changed, and Naruto and Sakura have to question how things have managed to turn out so wrong for them and everyone else. Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snapped by S'TarKan reviews
This is an AU oneshot from the Team 8 universe, prompted by Brandon's plot bunny. What would it take to make Hinata completely snap?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
New teams, new dreams by GLShikamaru reviews
AU. Iruka decides to make different teams than in the manga. He places Naruto, Hinata, and Shikamaru on the same team, and makes Anko their jounin instructor. Pairings include; Naruto and Hinata, Shikamaru and Ino, Sasuke and his own overinflated ego.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,933 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
That Perfect Moment by emeraldoni reviews
xXOneShotXx... In a burst of shortened time, Mizuki's dreams come true. Maybe staying in the dorms, in the middle of summer, with the heat on, isnt so bad. After all, a certain boy can always provide you with that perfect moment.... 'SanoxMizuki'....'Hana
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Summer Showers by Runadaemon reviews
An ordinary day for Sano and Mizuki. An ordinary rain. Until you combine the two. Then you have an extraordinary discovery and confession.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Tea With The Creator by TheZorpisuttle reviews
Moiraine, fuming about her prolonged stay in Finnland, arranges for a few chats with the Creator. The Creator, understandably, is rather panicked. Ch 4 is up, with Elaida and Egwene!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
Fall of the Sith by Souderwan reviews
Mace Windu makes a critical decision in the Chancellor's Office that changes the outcome of the entire SW saga. Note: This story starts from a point in Matthew Stover's RotS novelization and borrows heavily, at times, from the text in that book.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,710 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Cherry Pie by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
One Mizuki Ashiya, a girl disguised in an all boys school for the sake of following her idol. One schoolwide Pie Eating contest, witnessed by everyone in Osaka High. Put the two together, and you get one VERY HUGE mess, HanaKimi style.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Love and War by Min Daae reviews
Mat learns how similar marriage and war really are when he and Tuon come to a clash of wills. However, he begins to realize that he may have been infected with the disease called true love... but can he bend his stiff neck enough to admit it? TWOSHOT.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Moonlit Walks by EvilChani reviews
Set in “The Shadow Rising”. We know from a section in Chapter 9 that Lan and Nynaeve were spending all their free time together. They took moonlit walks and Nynaeve even cooked for him, but we saw none of it. Here's my version of what we missed...
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,338 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Nynaeve, Lan - Complete
Echos by Youko Koenma reviews
Rand pays the Lord Captain Commander of the Whitecloaks a visit, and falls asleep. Galad is seeing dead people, and isn't sure what to do. Fluffy. OCD!Galad, Oblivious!Rand. KOD spoilers.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Lessons by Ninja reviews
When threats are carried out, theres a price to pay. Elayne, Aviendha, Min, Faile, and Tuon have pushed a little too far, and they're going to be taught a thing or two. Chapter 3 posted. Tuons home coming .
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 567 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Altered Destiny by Shezza reviews
AU: Rand al’Thor accompanies Tam to Baerlon when he is six, and runs into an Aes Sedai of the Red Ajah who discovers he could channel. He is taken to Tar Valon and gentled. What is to become of the Dragon Reborn?
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,977 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005
A Roll of the Dice by Millia reviews
The woman melted in his arms while he was kissing her, and turned to ice the moment she stepped back. KoD, p.597
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 419 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Blackwand Chronicles by S'TarKan reviews
Dumbledore, despite his misgivings, offers an opportunity to a boy temporarily lost in the muggle world. There are some disquieting similarities to another student he remembers from before... [rating may increase later in the story.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,149 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 181 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Grains of Half–truths by Arkhe reviews
Some grains of... well, half–truths, white lies and flat out lies about the Naruto cast. Silliness and odd humor abundant! [Kiba's ficlet up: 'Bad Habits']
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005
Accidental Confession by badluckfan reviews
Oneshot. When an argument between Sano and Mizuki heats up, Mizuki finds out that her secret is not so secret.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Missing Him by Faelady reviews
A year after leaving Sano and Japan, Mizuki ponders her current situation. Drabble. Oneshot. Can be considered a companion piece to 29 Kisses. Theme 4 Our distance and that person
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Complete
Culture Shock by TheZorpisuttle reviews
Drabble. Shameless use of MatTuon to promote a crack pairing. It's cute though, I swear! Now with a second part!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Hold Me Tight by Mrs. Ryoki reviews
Sano x Mizuki one shot! This story takes place on a early Sunday morning...and the couple is too tired to get out of bed.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Because of the Rain by evilfaye reviews
Ok I was so mad with the out come of chapter 114 that I basically changed it. Which basically could change the whole manga series...well if anyone else is mad at that whole..."It's because I'm a man..." comment then well read this...If I were in her situa
Hana-Kimi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2005
Faith by mjolk reviews
Written way before the series ended, this was one of my theories on how the series would end.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2005
Reunions by ravenhaired reviews
Hurt, Moiraine Damodred returns to the White Tower.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Moiraine D., Siuan S.
Friends of Light by Trinka reviews
Just a one shot. Shai'tan has his followers and these Darkfriends fight among themselves. The Creator, however, must have his own elite.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
Vows by EvilChani reviews
Set in ACOS. We never got to see Lan and Nynaeve's wedding. This is my version.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Nynaeve, Lan - Complete
To be different by lemmings-please reviews
Meraia is in the White Tower, training to become Aes Sedai. The trouble is, she is Aiel. How can she possibly fit in? Chapters reposted for better quality.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003
The Next Spin At The Wheel by Psycho Goddess reviews
After the Last Battle, Egwene visits the grave of who was once one of her best friends.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/19/2003
The Day My Cow Ran Away by Channeling Wisdom reviews
A story of grief by Rand al' Thor. This is dedicated to all who have found courage and strength to make it through hardships... LOL!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2003
Rand's New Job by Channeling Wisdom reviews
UPDATED: More chat rooms! YAY! Cookies, too! ^_^
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003
Mashiara by Psycho Goddess reviews
Set at the beginning of "The Great Hunt", Lan watched Nynaeve from above, and contemplates the woman that has disrupted his life. One shot piece, please take a few minutes to read it.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
Duty by Sandrine Black reviews
Duty is heavy as a mountain, death as light as a feather
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003
Insanities of the typical day by AniPrinzess reviews
MAJOR exaggerations of the Wheel of Time characters!! BwAHahAHahA...
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 9/18/2002
The Fire by Channeling Wisdom reviews
Rand and Ba'alzamon accidentally start a fire and get in big trouble.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2002
The Big D by Pop Weasel reviews
Ohhh, Perrin's in trouble now. When Faile gives him the boot, he's left to the mercy of Berelain. Will he come to his senses and return to the 'bird chick' or will Rand and Mat have to rescue him from Berelain's clutches. For the challenge, Cel. Have
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2002
Robert Jordan: RIP by Grimsister reviews
Behold the Horror! And be afraid! Muahahahahaha!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002
Nothing More by Randshian reviews
f/f romance. Aviendha, Elayne and a different kind of comfort.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2002
Moiraine's Without Me by SnoopyGal327 reviews
Since I didn't complete WOT TRL Episode 2, here's one of the songs I did, to the tune of Eminem's "Without Me".
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Complete
The Color of Trust by Mana Angel reviews
*Revised Chapter uploaded!* Well, this is that song from Book 6, Lord of Chaos. First two verses are in the book, the rest my deranged brain concocted. Enjoy, review, and eat your vegetables. Sorry for weird formatting.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/5/2002
the day rand fell off a cliff and died by do you care reviews
well as the tittle says rand dies!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2002
Rand Al'Thor - How you remind me by AijouSakura reviews
Basically a rewritten version of Nickelbacks'
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2002
Death of the Dragon by A'vron reviews
We knew it would happen eventually. Farewell Rand.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2001
Real Lord Dragon' by David3 reviews
Umm...people who've heard Eminem's 'the real slim shady' should get a kick out of this...
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2001
Maiden's Choice: the Randland Infomercial! by Kamarile reviews
Have you ever wondered what hard-core athlete Far Dareis Mai need to survive the heat? Well have we got a product for you!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 12/15/2000
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Return to the Forest
The countdown has started. Storybrooke is dying. Emma and Regina cannot stop it. There is only one option left.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,394 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Emma S., Henry Mills
Zoey's War reviews
Sixteen years after the Black Sun incident, Jodie is living with Stan, Jimmy, Walter, Tuesday and Zoey, preparing for the day of the next Black Sun. That day has arrived.
Beyond: Two Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013
Shinigami no Naruto: Jinchuuriki Tails reviews
Part Two: Naruto, having awakened the dormant power of his soul, leaves Konoha with Tenten, Hinata and Jiraiya, planning to unite the Jinchuuriki against those who hunt them. NarutoxBleach, NarutoxTenten, NarutoxHinata, NaruxTen, NaruxHina. Chapter Ten: Sand
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 95,761 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U.
Shinigami no Naruto: Power of the Soul reviews
Part One: An eighteen-year-old Anko adopts a newly orphaned Naruto. Now, see what he will become, drawing on the power of his soul to overcome obstacles from all sides. NarutoxBleach, NarutoxTenten, NarutoxHinata, NaruxTen, NaruxHina Complete
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 249,967 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret Shinobi reviews
Naruto and Sakura are hired to protect the Golden Trio while posing as students. And they have to avoid the wrath of one Dolores Umbridge. NaruSaku HPxNaru HarryPotterxNaruto Effectively abandoned for Shinigami no Naruto. Might come back to this someday.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,453 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Rookie Sennin reviews
Naruto and gang are hired to protect a certain BoyWhoLived. Chapter 12 UP! SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen HPxNaru HarryPotterxNaruto. Effectively abandoned for Shinigami no Naruto. Might come back to this someday.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,115 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U.