Queen Cassie Loves You
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Joined 12-08-07, id: 1439831, Profile Updated: 05-29-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I hate these sections. Trying to chose what part of your personality can be narrowed down to a few simple sentences which never come out as you want them too and inevitably end up making you sound like a weirdo. Plus as a professional writer there is even more pressure to make it come out perfect only to find none of it makes sense and you have to start all over again. My name is Cassie, my glass is usually half empty, my head is usually in the clouds and my fingers have a pretty intimate relationship going with my computer keyboard. I have been accused of living in the world inside my head because I prefer my own reality to the one that everyone else is a part of. Plus the voices in my head are just an over active imagination or so my therapist is fond of telling me. But then I just tend to smile and nod when she speaks when in reality I am thinking 'boots, boots, boots, boots' and whether or not I remembered to put the lid back on my hamsters tank. I have a soft spot for vamperic style things. Nothing makes me go gooey like a real vampire except my fiancee's Irish accent. Twilight might be a good book but Edward leaves me cold. No I need a guy who looks like 'angel' but acts like Amanda. Nothing says love like a guy who could kill you ... meow!

xoxox

Catastrophe Cassie

P.s free free to email me as I do enjoy getting mail from random strangers and I will reply to anything unless it includes references to bodily functions except in a very humerus way and or references to sex unless in a humerus and or story like capacity.

I enjoy playing hockey, defense because there is less running and yet still a suitable amount of pressure on you not to let your team down. I also enjoy writing, both for a career and a hobby, and have written everything from horror to children's work. Though my publisher says if I write anything else involving serial killers then I will ruin my reputation. I love my blind hamster Sofia. I also love anything to do with the world wars but mainly the planes. I do not like non-war planes because a plane has to have done something noble and heroic in order to earn a place in my estimation. Right now my soft spot is reserved for the sopworth camel, pup, and spitfire. I love Classical Civilization as well.

Think I am crazy all you want but I have an imaginary friend by choice. Her name is Genevieve. She is a vampire from the medieval times. She has a hot vamperic boyfriend called Will and a vampire lemming called Alfie as a pet. She is kind of a bitch but at the same time a great person to talk too.She satisfies my soft spot for vampires. I am not gonna say any more because you already think I am crazy. But wanna know anything else then ask. For fear of going on too long I shall leave it as that.

My forums are:

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Twilight_Rpg/103443/

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/When_they_were_little/93216/

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Beauxbatons_Academy_of_Magic_French_style/93353/

P.S Sofia passed away but now my new hamster is the adorable but viscous Alfie.

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The Betty Chronicles by Emily Bowden reviews
There is an exclusive group known as the Cullens who only allow the most seductive of women into their circle. But their training is not what she thought it would be. Rated MA for lemons & adult content. Cannon couples...eventually...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
The Cullen Brothers by acemckean reviews
What happens when Bella, Alice and Rose meet the members of a famous group, after winning a contest to meet them? Will there be love? Will everything work out? Will Bella and Edward get their happy ending? Some OOC!Cannon pairings. AU/AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 215,333 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Volturi Academy for the Gifted by Jezzvamp reviews
WWIII has broken out. A secret group of international powerful people came up with a solution. School the brightest minds and the most skilled fighters, in hopes that they would one day bring peace to the shattered world. Can Children save the world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Military Academy: On Temporary Hiatus (TO BE RETURNING - 2015) by Charlotte-xoxo reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie have a plan: Enroll in a British Military Academy to bag a hot soldier. The Problem: Fraternization is forbidden. The Solution: Seduce a officer, at any cost. Slightly OOC characters and some military structures. M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Rosalie
Touching the Dark by Dark Starfish reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are best friends in high school. They are human girls who have been badly abused for years. Alice gets a vision of vampires arriving to their school. Will the Cullen boys find out their secrets and save them before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,469 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008
Mike Newton the King of Embarrassment by Pistis Sophia reviews
Chronicles the life of Mike Newton, Jessica Stanley and occasionally Eric Yorkie and Tyler Crowley, from the very beginning of Twilight to beyond the Breaking Dawn chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,186 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Mike, Jessica
Don't You Live Downstairs? by The Girl With The Umbrella reviews
"Hey, aren't you the guy that lives downstairs?" Bella, Alice and Rosalie are staying at their apartment during a hurricane. What will happen when the hot neighbors from downstairs need some help? How will the girls get along with these cute guys? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,787 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful by Shadow Me Close reviews
A series of Rosalie/ Emmett oneshots. Post BD. Send in what you want me to write!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
Not Afraid by Crushed Hale.x reviews
Maria was never real. Jasper and Bella lead the newborn wars. Rose and Em are with them. They plan to over throw the Volturi. And to do so, they seek out the Cullen's and get information out of them. "You never knew, did you?" Lemons, Language, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,813 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dancing With Tears In My Eyes by GothicCutie101 reviews
Sequel to Your Love Is My Drug. Sorry, I suck at summaries, but there is a better one inside. R&R! Rosalie Hale's life is perfect, thanks to her vampire boyfriend Emmett Cullen. But all of the perfect-ness can change within a matter of seconds...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,081 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
What I Go to School For by greysfanhp reviews
When Rosalie actually puts some effort in a school project it all backfires, why? Because nobody can boss her around. T for a bit of swearing. All vamp, pre Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
Fearless by GothicCutie101 reviews
Better Summary inside! R&R! Rosalie Hale, perfect life, enough said. No, not enough... Vampire Emmett Cullen? Beside's being a vampire, life is good, right? Uh, no! Alice Brandon, new and quirky. Really easy to make at least one friend. Wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Rosalie
The New Kids by Tayla-Marie reviews
This is a story about when three new guys move to town and what happens when they meet Bella, Alice, and Rosalie some old family friends back from France...yeah i know i suck at summarys please read; who knows you might like it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
The Man with the Dimpled Cheeks by EnJayDee reviews
Pre-Twilight Emmett and Rosalie. They meet in Emmett's hometown before she finds him mauled by a Grizzly. Their story, from the first time they meet and how they begin a relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,077 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Lost Along the Way by Homegrl aka Amanda reviews
Rosalie Hale faked her death to get away from her past. She then meets Emmett Cullen and his tight-knit family, who welcomes her with open arms. But Rosalie still guards her heart and keeps everyone at bay. Will her past come back to find her? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett
Forever Teens by Marrabelle reviews
Poor Esme...If only she could drink her stress away. Alas, she has vampire teens who can't help but get themselves into trouble! A collection of ONE SHOTS mainly about Alice & Rosalie's shenanigans. Other Cullens maybe involved. Younger vampire ages!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Alice, Rosalie
Hearing Damage by greysfanhp reviews
Post BD. What the Cullens do for fun in High School, practical jokes and inapropiate comments. Told from Carlisle's POV when he gets a call from the school. Thx for reviewing, it was a fun ride!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Can You Say Camping? by nevershoutnever reviews
An inadvertent trip around California, an 8 person tent, Emmett's new favorite phrase "steamroller", Team Cradle Robber T-shirts, Edward's head out of the window, tent teepeeing, 13 mile hikes, sexual tension, and more. Could this trip get any better?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009
Partner in Crime by amoredward reviews
Post New Moon, preEclispe. Emmett decides to exact revenge on Edward for breaking his TV. Who's going to help him? Emmett POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Emmett's Irritation by Heartbroken1 reviews
Since Nessie’s birth Jacob Black has become a thorn in Rosalie’s side. And what bothers Rosalie eventually ends up irritating Emmett too. For the Twilighted Breaking Dawn Missing Moments Challenge. Category: Humor. Chapter 26, approximately Page 522.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
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If one choice could change the world
A small child is given a fresh start ... a new family in a terrifying world ... but when she gets old enough to know the sacrifice her parents made she will set out to change the past and therefore the future. If a butterfly beating its wings can change history, how much more so a young woman with a wand and a desire for justice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Published: 11/22/2012
If one choice could change the world
Sirius made once choice at the beginning of the Harry Potter series that would change the whole course of events. But how can a three year old girl make such a difference? Read and see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012
Untalented enough to be expendable
Rosalie makes a mistake which could cost her everything. Suddenly caught up in a complicated world far more serious than she could have imagined ... Rosalie must rely on Emmett while learning to see what he sees: she is more than just beauty ...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett
Absinence makes the heart grow fonder reviews
Can Rosalie and Emmett cope when Edward makes a bet which their pride wont let them refuse but their love might not survive. Will they allow this to control them or learn what they knew all along ... sex doesn't make a relationship, its just the fun part.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett
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