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Joined 12-08-07, id: 1439877, Profile Updated: 08-10-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

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Everything's on hold (probably permanently) except Monster Monster, which is going very slowly for the time being, but chapter four's about half done. I want to finish it though, dammit, so I plan to. Someday. I'm not quite as invested in my other stories, so they're on the backburner. And most likely always will be. Sigh...

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Tristan Chord by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Two days left before they have to go down. Matt doesn't know what to think, but Mello knows the price they're paying. A hard desperation is rising in them both, and they've got to find answers before it's too late.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,084 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Matt, Mello
The Breath Of An Outside God by Shantih reviews
Malik has committed a great crime in the city of the Pharaoh. Ishizu helps him to escape to the desert, where an uncertain fate awaits him...I can't say anymore without giving it away! Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,084 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Marik I., Thief Bakura
Run This Town by Hikari-and-Yami reviews
It was temporary. This move, this life, this house. It was all temporary. Or at least that's what Yuugi thought. That was, of course, until he invaded Atem's territory and realized that there are some things that happen in life...that are permanent. YxA
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,518 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Tinted Gold by 0-Kelly-0 reviews
I don’t like making eye contact with people, it’s too direct. He says I hide behind my goggles; I say the world looks much friendlier tinted with gold. The world as Matt sees it. The Wammy days and beyond. Matt x Mello Complete
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,302 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Still the One by Dlvvanzor reviews
75 years. Longer than some people even live, I have loved him. And I never stopped. MxM, Matt POV. Matt's year by year memories of their growing old together, as they should have. Posted in defiance on the day of their canon death. Slight AU- no Kira.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Beyond by Catmoongirl reviews
Mello knew from the minute that smoke bomb went off that he'd never be able to see another sun rise and set, that he'd never be able to wake up with the smell of cigarette smoke cradling him to the one thing that held any lasting value in his world.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,634 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Crope and Tibbett, Tibbett and Crope by Ginger Glinda the Tangerine reviews
The epic love story of Cropett. No longer updating. May return, one day.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Crope, Tibbett - Complete
Fifteen by Tierfal reviews
A collection of prompt-based Matt/Mello drabbles: the solemn, the silly, and the "Why so serious?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Silence and Seawaves by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
It was the duty of every university student to go to the beach at least once. Whether they liked it or not. Akihiko/Takahiro/Hiroki friendship.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Anchor by Qwi-Xux reviews
It had taken a lot of time and hardships, but they had finally found their place together...at least until the loss of her memories brought her back to the beginning. -Cloud/Tifa- complete
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,197 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
On Axis by Verboten Byacolate reviews
NejiTen. Tenten stares up at the spinning ceiling and grins. She wonders if he likes this feeling, too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Disenchanted by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. KibaSaku. “I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
To Mello, With Love by Catmoongirl reviews
Birthdays are important, Mail. The world is self-centered, but everyone deserves to know how special they really are. That's why on someone's birthday, we tell that person just how much we love them.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Last Stop at the End of the World by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
It's the end of the line, and Matt doesn't know what he's waiting for anymore. Post-series, spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Paper Folding by Qwi-Xux reviews
He had never been very good at art. *one-shot, CloTi*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Seven Sins by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Team7&Team8 &which sins they happen to be. An estimated 9 parts. Pro. Envy. Gluttony. Greed. Lust. Pride. Sloth. Wrath. Epi. Just another lightbulb moment. NaruSasuSaku, SasuSaku, NaruSaku, NaruHina, HinaKiba, NejiTen, ShikaIno. Rating went up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Shade of the Leaf by Ravyn reviews
Sasuke is back. Naruto has joined ANBU. Sakura is spending more time in the hospital than in the field. Team 7 struggles to redefine itself, because sometimes you don't know what you really want after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,937 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
unwritten by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always a bridesmaid by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
InoShikaTema. It's simple, really. He is Shikamaru, She is Temari, and Ino is just Ino, the best friend. The girl who doesn't realize what she has until she loses it. The one who doesn't realize that she's in love until she experiences heartbreak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Ino Y. - Complete
Kaiga Kanojono by Coco-Minu reviews
Painting her, he decided, was something he loved to do. He never even stopped to think of the word obsession. ShikamaruxIno, SaixIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,251 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
Take it Back by poprika reviews
Neji and Sasuke were sent on a mission six months ago. Now, they're back, but something's off. They're keeping secrets and Sasuke's eyes are blank. What happened and what will it take for those secrets to be revealed? NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,857 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The World is Ending, but I'm Eighteen by Wyntermute reviews
In a world where the Akatsuki’s plans have come to fruition, Tenten decides there’s no better time than the present to start looking for true love – or whatever she can get. Tenten / Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gone Fading Everything by Jengou reviews
Mello/Matt. It's the evening before, the boys are on edge, and Matt’s trying to pick a fight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
And All That Could Have Been by Jengou reviews
Mello/Matt. NOT AS PLANNED! XD I mean. There's only so much you can plan for, and so much you can die for. Spoilers for anime eps35 and manga ch99.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Zephyr by JleeBean reviews
It was the beginning of their end, and the end of their beginning. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
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Monster Monster reviews
Ino knew one thing about it world: it was filled with monsters. They were at every blind corner and down every dark alley. But somewhere along the line, there had to be people she could trust. She just had to remember what trust was. Kiba/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Kiba I., Ino Y.
The Sharpest Side Of A Circle reviews
A series of Shikamaru/Ino drabbles and shorts. 6: The weather outside is frightful; the sun is so not delightful. But maybe some good can come out of a heat wave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Acquaintance reviews
It all starts on her birthday. Tenten learns that bonds as strong as theirs do not break. They may fray and stretch and unravel, but they can always be put back together. It just takes work. NejiTen friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
In Too Deep reviews
AU. Those who go through the doors never come back. He warned her, but she didn’t care. She wanted adventure, excitement, an escape. She got it all. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Let the Last Tear Fall reviews
AU. In a world inhabited by monsters - Drones - he is her only hope. But as Tenten's world unravels and she must face her cruel fate, she knows that her pain is his fault. A NejiTen that is not love at first sight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,059 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Carry Me Home reviews
In his arms, she was safe. It was the one place she never wanted to leave. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Because The Night Belongs To Us reviews
AU. A foggy window, a special night, and Neji and Tenten in an elevator. Neji was never too good at all that mushy stuff. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Slipping reviews
He's not the right one, she tells herself so many times, but then why does she find herself slipping? KibaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Unattainable reviews
Tenten wanted an ending she knew they couldn't have, and Neji only made it harder for her to walk away. But their first kiss marked the end of her hopes. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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